well not really because i had to gif him

4

I moved here from Bergen in the 7th grade. No one wanted to hang out with me because I talk so weird. You were the only one who took care of me. I couldn’t believe the most popular girls in our class wanted to be friends with me. I always really looked up to you. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had. Just the thought of me destroying that makes me feel sick. More than sick. It made me stop liking myself as a person. But I can’t continue having regrets for the rest of my life. It wasn’t going well between you and Jonas. You talked about breaking up with him every day. I know that’s not an excuse, but… I loved him. I wish I could do it all over again, completely different. But I can’t. I’m just going to have to accept it and move on. I’m saying this for the last time. Okay?

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What’s the best part of celebrity?

Well, I think the best part, I’m reaping the rewards of it now, really. Because there are just so many people out there that care! I mean I know how much Bowie means to me. There’s a handful of guys that helped me become. That helped me through that really difficult time from like, 13 to 15, 16.I love him like I love my dad, or my wife… And we had the privilege to be a part of that for a generation of teens. So there are a lot of people out there that we’re very important to, we’re playing an important part in their lives.

(Musicians at Google with John Taylor, 2012)

Oh my god! I though you said your friend had a small dick?! You didn’t have to lie to me just because you were jealous…I’m really sorry honey, I never would have bet that you were bigger if I knew you were going to lose! Well, I guess you can stay in the room or leave, but it looks like I get to - I mean, have to blow him now!