well maybe i'm not perfect at least i'm working on it

anonymous asked:

Can you do MC defending Jumin bc Zen's constant insults/complaining gets on her nerves? ee I'm not used to asking for stuff I hope you're not too busy and I'm not being rude

Author’s note: LOL I hope you guys are as amused with this as I am ;)

Jumin

  • When Yoosung and Jaehee called dibs on riding with Seven, you KNEW getting stuck with Jumin and Zen was going to be a pain in the ass
  • Who’s brilliant idea was it to have a team building weekend anyways??
  • “Can someone pull up the directions? Seven’s driving too fast for me to keep up.”
  • Jumin sighed and began looking through the glove box of your car
  • “Where’s your map?”
  • “My what?”
  • Your map! You can’t expect-”
  • “Here,” Zen shoved his phone in Jumin’s face
  • The screen lit up as the monotone GPS voiced the directions
  • “Take exit 477 in 3 miles.”
  • “Wow…” Jumin marveled at the phone
  • Zen scoffed, “I can’t believe you asked MC for a map,” he looked over at you, “..Why are you dating this jerk again?”
  • You looked at him through the rear view mirror
  • “Watch it, pretty boy.”
  • He held up his hands in retreat and leaned back in his seat
  • “Take exit 477 in 2 miles.”
  • Jumin handed Zen back his phone without saying a word
  • “What, no thank you?”
  • “What have you done for me to be thankful for?”
  • Zen rolled his eyes, “Seriously?”
  • Jumin shrugged and turned back to the front
  • “It’s like I’m talking to a robot,” Zen mumbled under his breath
  • He really sucks at whispering…
  • “Lighten up, Zen! We’re supposed to be bonding, remember?”
  • “I thought that didn’t start until we reached,” he cleared his throat and raised his voice, “the cabin of wonder!!!” 
  • “Was that a Seven impersonation?”
  • “Of course! Genius Agent Seven Zero Seven is ALWAYS perfect! Never fails! Only VICTORIES!”
  • Tears welled up in your eyes as you tried to hold back laughter
  • “Take exit 477 in 1 mile.”
  • “That was so amazing, I’m actually crying,” you choked out between breaths
  • Jumin gave a tiny smile as he watched you and Zen, and decide he wanted in on the fun
  • “I hack computers for a living and suffer from crippling depression!”
  • The laughter stopped
  • You glanced over at your boyfriend
  • “Uh..G-Good job on the impression, honey… very… accurate!”
  • Zen kicked the back of Jumin’s chair and began howling with laughter
  • “That was THE WORST impression of ANYONE that I’ve EVER SEEN!!!”
  • Jumin’s smile faded, but Zen continued
  • “I mean, COME ON?? You have the humor of a rock!! No, wait… that’s insulting to rocks.”
  • “Shut up.”
  • “Really? It that all you got? Maybe you should just hire someone to make up comebacks for you.”
  • Within the next second, the two burst out in an argument, their loud voices filling up the car
  • “Take exit 477 now.”
  • “I can do my own dirty work, you WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!”
  • “I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, YOU SPOILED JERK.”
  • “WELL-”
  • SCREEEECH
  • Jumin was interrupted by the slamming of brakes
  • “M-MC?”
  • You had pulled over as SOON as you had taken the exit, and parked the car at what looked to be an abandoned gas station
  • “Are you two done?”
  • Zen gulped, “W-Well-”
  • “ARE YOU TWO DONE?”
  • “Yes, ma’am,” they said in unison
  • You sighed before looking back at Zen
  • “Listen, I know how much you love pushing his buttons, but Jumin is NOT a robot. He has feelings, okay?”
  • Zen nodded, too afraid of you to say anything else
  • “I don’t want you insulting him anymore,” you looked over at you smirking boyfriend, “or at least not while I’m around.”
  • Leaning over to the passenger side, you got closer to Jumin
  • “And YOU,” you sighed, “try not to make any more jokes unless Jaehee or I pre-approve them.”
  • The smirk dropped off his face
  • “…Fine.”
  • You smiled and put the car back into drive
  • “I still don’t understand how you could think that’s not a robot,” Zen gestured to Jumin
  • “Because,” you smirked, “no robot could be THAT good in bed.”
  • and that was the last thing Zen said for the entire trip

anonymous asked:

Hi! I really love your blog!! I just feel like recently the fandom has felt discouraging especially with hearing how bap are so underrated and just might not make it to the top anymore. I'm so worried about their future in the industry and really hope they will stay as 6 and as bap. Just hearing the news of sistar disbanding and groups in Kpop disbanding its very worrisome. I feel like even the fandom feels bap will die quickly in the music scene. What are your thought? Hope I'm not bothering u!

I always say this but OF COURSE YOU’RE NOT BOTHERING ME! Thank you for being so kind about my silly little blog - i’m so happy you enjoy my constant on-the-verge-of-hysteria B.A.P-stanning ^^

Hmm..my understanding of the very recent BABY dilemma (and maybe every BABY dilemma lol) is that it stems from the fact that BABYz are fiercely loyal people with soft, easily-hurt hearts. But I kind of like that, because to me it means that even fans that mete out the harshest, most unfair-sounding criticism of our boys do it from a place of genuine concern, about their health, their mental well-being, the prejudices (real or perceived) they might face, and of course, their long-term career prospects. 

We are the very definition of the angsty teenager. We love hard, we are good people, we surround ourselves with good people but no one seems to care about any of this, they don’t even care to know. So, like any textbook teen, we take that neglect, that negativity, and turn in inwards: “They don’t like me, so there must be something wrong with me.” 

They don’t pay attention to B.A.P, so what are the boys/fans/TS doing wrong?” 

And my answer to this is simple, don’t sell our boys down the river, don’t take what they have achieved for granted. I say this constantly, but if you are fan who lived through the lawsuit you know, we lost them, they were gone, we had almost no hope. And then somehow they were back. They’re dropping albums (good albums) every other day, they’re doing music shows, variety shows, musicals (!!), producing, choreography, world tours (that are actually world tours), they win awards and top charts worldwide and they achieved all of this on their own terms, and in such a tightly controlled industry this is rare, to say the least. Could things be easier? Yes, but life doesn’t work like that, for anybody.

Honestly, I’m thankful everyday that this is their life, their career. They get all the perks of being an established, respected, popular (yes, popular) group without many of the pitfalls that come with immense, uncontrollable fame. 

B.A.P have so much more to offer than simply being trendy or popular, they are so much more than that. Things can go from 0 to 100 to 0 again, but talent and hard work will always be appreciated in the end. I sincerely believe that.

People always cite NOIR as the perfect example of their talent being ‘slept on’ and they’re right, of course they’re right…but I don’t care. The fact they got to make NOIR - or Carnival or Kingdom or ROSE - is a miracle itself. What magnificent pieces of artistry, and we get to listen to them everyday, ten times a day if we want. We’re so lucky, and the boys seem happy and so that’s it. Those two things are totally enough for full, rich, stan life ^^

The most important thing is that they’re here, we’re here, and we have this time. Why waste it worrying about the wholly unpredictable future? Trust Yongguk when he says, one way or another, “the 6 of us will always be together.

I have never needed articles, awards or opinions to validate my love for B.A.P and especially their music. It sounds naive, but my key to a happy fan life is to simply support them, in any way you can and things will work themselves out.  

So just enjoy it, enjoy every tweet, every Insta post, every vlive, MV, album, live performance, every solo, everything - wrap yourself in a blanket of B.A.P.

And stay there, where it’s safe and warm ^^

anonymous asked:

Disclaimer first - I'm not negative or angry + very pleased will all the lovely TFW we are getting and one thing I'm disappointed in - Is it just me or is Dean/Cas independent! relationship kinda gone-ish, 80% of all the emotional talks are always on TFW as a whole, never just Dean/Cas, even if Sam isnt there. Dean isn't ever refering to Cas in any emotional way singularly anymore (your OUR best, best friend WE've ever had, glad he cares about US, WE dont leave family behind etcetc) and cas too

Yeah, the big declarations have been all like that but having seen the whole “I love all of you” thing, I feel like they’ve been building up to actually have a family first, which is something I guess is way more important as a long term investment.

Something I’m always coming back to is that horrible isolation of Carver era. Well, I’m currently watching season 7 and at that part where they’ve now finally lost everything and it’s just Sam and Dean and not even the car. Like, Hallucifer and hunting and the Leviathan problem are literally the only constants they have from their old lives. Wow. :P

Carver era sort of puts a bit more of a fragile shell around them by giving Cas back, making Crowley a frenemy, and at least has some outside people like Charlie and Kevin even if they get killed off, but then also the wayward daughters characters who survive it, so there are at least some people to hold them accountable… During that time Cas is their only main constant family and even then terrible stuff is always happening to him and he’s always leaving, so he’s not really around except for little hints of what might be, and Cas picks up so much trauma from that too… 

I don’t know, looking at it from as outside a perspective as I can manage, I think with Mary back, and Cas MEANT to be a member of the family but needing serious integration into the family unit (12x03 with that little conversation showing Mary and Cas are struggling with the exact same thing) the show has to actually believably glue these people back together, and even Sam and Dean have huge splits that have barely been addressed (like Dean apologised for the ridiculous “sam hit a dog” grudge they started Carver era with in like, 11x11, I think? Which means they’d been actually on good terms for like maybe 12 episodes when Mary comes back :P) never mind Cas’s ocean of trauma and Mary being dropped among them out of the blue.

There’s been a real theme of teamwork this season in the big confrontation fights - 12x06, 12x07, 12x10 and 12x12 definitely all had teamwork fights taking down one big enemy together, and I may be forgetting some stuff but it’s more than enough for a pattern that they want to show the characters working together as a large and well-functioning unit - and within that, good dynamics, which they’re still working on especially for Mary, who (as we suspected she would) has only really SOLIDLY bonded with Cas because they’re both outsiders - Dean and Sam fight okay with her by their side but they need to work on interpersonal stuff (and I LOVED the shot this episode of Mary and Dean back to back with a wall between them).

To my eyes the TFW (and Mary) dynamic is clearly top priority and really important for the story they want to tell, and I’m loving the fragile way this family is being built and the exploration of the dynamics (now we’re getting later in the season I’ve seen people comment that Mary and Sam got a bad deal, but honestly for the first like 6 episodes of the season I was contemplating devoting my blog entirely to their drama and just forgetting Dean and Cas completely because I was so into what was going on there, and find it really weird people weren’t picking up on that because I thought all the subtext about Azazel coming between them was brilliant use of the characters and it just all suddenly paid off and I probably yelled louder about a Yellow Eyed demon showing up than I did about the whole “I love you” nonsense. :P There’s a part of my soul which is always going to be seasons 1-2 of Supernatural all on their own >.>)

But I think there’s still a ton of DeanCas this season, just underneath the main message they’re pushing, all the stuff like Dean and Cas just being prioritised when it comes to stuff like of course when the season starts Cas urgently gets back to Dean immediately and the story starts with them together. Of course Sam waits with Lily Sunder while Dean rushes off to help Cas. Of course Dean gets all weird and pissy about Cas working with Crowley and Sam like has nothing to do with this, at all. Of course when they get out of prison Dean is phoning Cas urgently to come get them, and sits in the back of the car with him. Of course he’s the one having the angry feud about caring too much vs being reckless after Cas invites his cosmic consequences. Of course when Cas is dying Dean is the one who rushes over to check on him and subtly all through that sequence is the one with the most focus on ALL the reaction shots, and the centre of the drama. 

And the little things like of course Dean phones Cas here, asks him to stay for breakfast there, is the one to hand him a beer and pat his shoulder, holds on just that much longer when he and Sam haul Cas to his feet (which I think is the perfect 1 tiny moment to demonstrate the whole thing of Dean just caring that little bit more even though Sam and Cas easily and happily could consider each other family at this point)

It’s like… Even when they’re not strictly telling us a story ABOUT Dean and Cas alone there’s just a little bit extra something going on between them, constantly, like, they just drift next to each other, or end up paying way more attention to each other? Like Dean at the diner in 12x12, Cas’s presence and the Mandy thing ends up this itch he has to scratch, he can’t stop bringing it up - weirdness between Dean and Cas derails the conversation repeatedly, and from both Cas and Mary’s POV we see Dean almost, like, fixated on Cas’s presence, while he’s all brotherly and annoying to Sam vying for attention complaining about the wifi, Dean just snores at him and goes back to I think just trying to get a rise out of Cas. 

I wouldn’t say any of this is really doing anything with them because the emotional arc right now is Family and creating a plausible version of Supernatural where it’s not two lonely angry brothers and sometimes people who help them and peripheral people they love but don’t, like… function in this way. Not in this whole promised dynamic of how that group exorcism went down in 12x06, or how Sam and Mary and Dean took on a Prince of Hell to save Cas (and even Crowley proved he has his own strange seat at this table there)… But they’re certainly keeping a sort of ongoing feeling there, that there’s just something extra about how Dean feels about Cas, and as usual, with 12x10 especially, the story about angels and romantic love is repeated and used between Dean and Cas, like, that’s all still there… I don’t know, every time something ridiculously small happens like Cas shows up and Dean rotates his entire body to face him on instinct, I’m like, yeah, we’re still existing in a story where Destiel is a presence

Look, I know everything’s pretty much going to hell in the B.A.P fandom right now because of this whole controversy about this ‘2017 World Tour’ but I just want to say a couple of things.

It’s okay to be angry and frustrated at TS. There are many, many reasons why B.A.P shouldn’t go on world tour. They have been doing countless activities and have just come back from a Japan tour, are now working on a comeback, and now there’s another tour. They do need their rest, because TS make them do so much already.

Not only this, but B.A.P want and need to promote in Korea. They need to gain more popularity and another world tour may dwindle that. And the boys have stated that they want to promote in Korea during 2017 and maybe even do individual activities as well.

BUT

We need to understand that currently, we do not know all the information about this. All we have (or at least all I’ve seen as of right now) is a photo. What I first noticed is that the tour is called ‘Party Baby’ and not 'Live On Earth’ like their usual world tours are. This most likely means that it is different to Live On Earth (though these are just assumptions) and so it might be that there are less countries they are going to. I’ve heard of world tours that involve only around six or seven countries before so I’m hoping that Party Baby is like this. I do not want them going on another world tour at all, but at the moment I’m trying not to let myself not worry too much since we don’t know all the facts. Since TS haven’t really said anything yet, we just don’t know what’s going on.

And something that I find extremely important during this time is making sure that B.A.P themselves don’t feel disheartened by the reaction Babyz have shown towards the tour. It’s understandable that we don’t want them to tour because we are worried about them, but some people aren’t conveying this and are saying very simply “I don’t want them to tour”. B.A.P have expressed that they love touring and seeing their fans world wide, even if it is tiring. I’m worried about how the boys are going to feel after seeing the reaction. Touring makes them happy, even if it’s stressful for them, and to see fans so against what makes them happy probably isn’t the best thing. I don’t want them to feel like we don’t want to see them. If you’re going to protest the tour, please at least just convey that you are worried about them.

I really think it would be safe to wait and see what information TS gives us because a lot of us may be wrong about a lot of things. Although, if it ends up being that they are going on world tour to as many countries as they did for Live On Earth I will definitely be mad at TS, I can assure you of that. The boys need rest and I honestly don’t think this is good for them. But please just remember to show that your anger comes from your worry if you protest, because that’s what I’ll be trying to do.

I really just want B.A.P to be happy and healthy.
Blessing in Disguise (part 3)

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Summary: You and Misha individuality pine over the other; assuming they would never feel the same way.

Warnings: RPF AU, language, smut (male masturbation, mentions of oral sex and fingering)

A/N: This is an RPF AU, so we can assume Vicki is happy somewhere else. Constructive feedback is always appreciated. If you’d like to be added to my master tag list, send me an ask or DM.

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“You’re so beautiful, Y/N.” Misha groaned against the soft skin of your neck. “I can’t believe I get to honor of being the first to have you like this.”

Your nervous giggle turned into a breathy moan as his hand dipped into your panties. “Misha…”

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gabrielthemoose  asked:

Aro Dean calls Cas "buddy" and "pal" and "devastatingly handsome friend" because he really believes that and the guy's really, *really* hot and always licks his lips because they're so chapped and dry. Dean obviously has to kiss him to get him to stop. Only problem is, Cas thought Dean was ace, not aro (thank you very much, small town gossip, for mixing everything up), and he is very confused by this.

Drawing away hesitantly, Dean frowns at Cas. Sure, explicit consent and all that jazz is great, but Dean usually has a pretty good bead on when people were into him and he’d been so sure…but Cas hadn’t kissed him back.

“You know you don’t have to do that, right?” Cas’ tentative words were a perfect mirror of Dean’s uncertain thoughts.

“I…I think that’s my line?” Dean said, confusion growing.

“It’s okay, Dean,” said Cas, running a soothing hand down the slope that Dean’s arm made as he rested his hand on the arm rest of Cas’ chair. “You’re not wrong that I’ve been…that I’ve grown attracted to you, but I need you to remember: that’s my problem, not yours. You’ve done nothing wrong and you owe me nothing.”

Dean’s jaw dropped.

“Wha?” he managed. He shook his head, rattling his brain in a vain effort to process what Castiel had just said and what the fuck it meant. “Um…dude? You okay? Like…duh? It’s just a kiss. Heck, if you wanted more than a kiss, that’d be cool with me. You’re hot, and I’m hot, and I think we’d be pretty fuckin’ hot together. In case you didn’t know, I’ve got a single, and I’m single, and you’re single, so…” Dean emphasized the point with a lewd wink.

Now Castiel looked stunned. “Oh,” he said faintly. “I think…I think perhaps there’s been a miscommunication.” Uh oh. Dean’s stomach sank. “Charlie…Charlie told me you were asexual?”

Before he could stop himself, Dean snorted a laugh, another, rolled back in his chair and let it all come out. “Oh God,” he gasped between peals of uproarious laughter. “Holy shit that couldn’t be more wrong, did she really say that?”

“Um…I thought that’s what she said,” Cas confirmed. “But maybe I misunderstood?”

“Aromantic, Cas!” Dean exclaimed. “Fuck, God no, I’m not ace - not that there’s anything wrong with being ace, but…damn! No wonder you’ve been sending me mixed signals.”

“Aromantic?” echoed Castiel weakly. “That…um…that does ring a bell, now that you say it, but I guess I thought I misheard? I’m, uh, not familiar with that one…”

“It’s pretty easy,” Dean replied, lounging in his chair. Oh, yeah, he could work with this now that he understood the problem. “Right, there’s heterosexual - physically attracted to the opposite gender; homosexual - physically attracted to the same gender; bisexual - physically attracted to both genders, if we’re going to buy into the idea there are only two genders, I mean, the gender spectrum complicates all of this but you get the idea; and there’s asexual - lacking physical attraction toward any gender. Well, there’s also a romanticism scale - heteroromantic, romantically attracted to the opposite gender, homoromantic, biromantic, you get it?”

“So aromantic would mean ‘lacking romantic attraction toward any gender?’” posited Castiel. Dean nodded. “How does that…how does that actually work?”

“Differently for different folk.” Dean shrugged. “In my case? Mostly one night stands with men and women who then get annoyingly pissed that I don’t call the next day even though I warned them it was only a one night stand and I don’t do relationships. They’re just…relationships are just such a pain in the ass.”

“That’s not true,” Castiel said, voice going strident. Dean’s stomach sank again. He’d had it up to his eyeballs with people who denied the existence of his aromanticism, and he’d truly thought better of Castiel. “You do do relationships. What do you think we have, Dean?”

“Uh…we’re friends…?” said Dean. This was already going cockeyed from what he’d expected. Again. Say what he might about Cas, at least the guy was always full of surprises.

“And isn’t friendship a relationship?” Cas continued patiently.

“That’s different,” Dean protested.

“So if we went back to your single, are you saying it’d only be a one-time affair?” Cas asked.

The question took Dean by surprised. The answer that sprang to his lips - well, duh, of course, isn’t that what I just said? - suddenly seemed off - wrong - and he paused, snapped his mouth shut, frowned, and pondered why

Because Cas is my friend.

If Cas wanted to fuck more than once, I’d be okay with that. I mean, assuming he doesn’t suck in the sack.

Okay, that was badly worded. I really, really, really hope Castiel sucks in the sack, and likes to be sucked in the sack, and all that jazz.

Cas is hot.

Assuming the sex is good…

“I guess I figured…yeah?” said Dean hesitantly.

“But we’d still be friends, right? Our existing relationship as people who enjoy each other’s company wouldn’t be negatively impacted by us having sex, would it?” There was a triumphant gleam in Cas’ eye. It was a good look on him. Dean kinda wanted to kiss him senseless, and ride his cock into oblivion.

“Friends with benefits, eh?” Dean replied thoughtfully. Cas nodded. “Yeah…yeah, that actually sounds…kinda awesome. I mean, no commitment or nothing - if we don’t like the first time, we can stop - and just to be clear, we’re not talkin’ exclusive, right?”

“Of course not.” The best part was that there wasn’t a trace of disappointment in Castiel’s voice.

Wow. This might…this might actually work!

“Ya know I was serious about now, right? We’ve both got some time, I’ve got a room to myself, and…” Dean trailed off as Cas stood up.

“Good,” Cas said, leaning forward to whisper in his ear, “but I hope you don’t have class later, ‘cause by the time I’m done with you, you won’t be sitting comfortably for a week.”

Oh…yeah…this is definitely going to work.

So I have a habit of livetexting everything I read/watch to the person who got me into it, and it's generally regarded as quite amusing. My dear friend Mycroft recently got me into Young Wizards, and he suggested that I put one of my livetexts up on Tumblr as my introduction into the fandom. So here goes "Iago reads High Wizardry" (lightly edited to make reading easier).
  • Iago: *picks up High Wizardry* Here we go.
  • Iago: Oh god. Setting up a computer in the nineties. This should be fun.
  • Iago: Dari wearing a Star Wars shirt makes me incredibly happy.
  • Iago: Nita's parents affronted by the fact that Dari can set up the computer without instructions is just perfect.
  • Mycroft: Dairine is the best Star Wars nerd.
  • Iago: She also likes X-Men, which is perfect.
  • Iago: "The sure way to make the world work for you was to know everything. Dairine sat home and busied herself with conquering the world." New favorite character? I think so.
  • Mycroft: I think she became like half the fandom's favorite character at that exact moment. Myself included--I can definitely relate.
  • Iago: *laughs* At least I'm in good company, then.
  • Iago: I hope Dari eventually conquers the world. We couldn't have a better ruler.
  • Mycroft: Amen to THAT.
  • Iago: Oh sweet lord Dari took the Oath we're all toast.
  • Iago: Dari with a lightsaber is a terrifying thought.
  • Iago: Dari's going to have an affinity for computer systems, isn't she?
  • Iago: Awwwww, Nita's upset that Kit didn't notice her new boobs!
  • Mycroft: Also consider this- since Dari took the Oath, she could probably make a lighsaber out of wizardry if she really wanted.
  • Iago: Oh sweet minty Jesus we're fucked.
  • Iago: Oh look, Dari's created a second computer.
  • Mycroft: It's always good to have backups...
  • Iago: It's her Wizard's manual, isn't it?
  • Mycroft: I'm saying nothingggggg.
  • Iago: It's totally her manual. It's fucking taking her to Mars as we speak,
  • Mycroft: Okay yes. That is a thing.
  • Iago: Obviously that means she has an affinity for computers. I'm a writer. i know these things.
  • Iago: It also means that she might have and easier time with wizardry that Kit and Nita, because she just has to command the computer.
  • Mycroft: Brace yourself for the "computer wizard" puns. They're gonna happen.
  • Iago: YUS
  • Iago: How convenient is it that two of the *four* North American Senior Wizards live within relative spitting distance of our main characters?
  • Iago: Wait, puberty gives you more power? Fuck, why wasn't *I* a wizard? That could have made things a hell of a lot easier.
  • Iago: Souls are one to a customer *on this planet*? The hell does that mean?
  • Mycroft: It's a big, weird Universe out there...
  • Iago: Fair play to you.
  • Iago: Ah, the trouble with going to a place about which you know nothing: you find yourself talking to the luggage. I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point, Dari used the wrong verbs and ended up kissing a complete stranger.
  • Iago: Ah, planet-hopping youth. Always expecting something they're familiar with, when someone more experienced would know not to expect anything.
  • Iago: "Tentacled" being used as a way to describe how people get around brings me much joy.
  • Mycroft: SAME. Also, welcome to the Crossings. You'll be seeing a lot of it.
  • Iago: Oh boy. That sounds ominous.
  • Mycroft: Well, I mean it's a popular travel hub.
  • Iago: Fair enough.
  • Iago: Oh my god are those actually dinosaurs.
  • Iago: Holy shit it's like a bloodhound but it's a dinosaur yes good I approve of this.
  • Iago: Oh shit, now she's covering her trail. How the hell are Kit and Nita going to fin her
  • Iago: God, this galaxy sounds beautiful.
  • Iago: Kit and Nita in a "permanent partnership". *waggles eyebrows*
  • Mycroft: INDEED.
  • Mycroft: They're so adorably awkward.
  • Iago: Especially at thirteen and fourteen. This is perfect.
  • Iago: And we're back to Nita considering asking Kit what he thinks about "things".
  • Mycroft: Bless her beautiful relatable awkwardness.
  • Iago: Yes, Tom, tell the magical children to go to major law enforcement authorities. That can't possibly backfire in your face.
  • Iago: planet-sized computer chip = yes good.
  • Mycroft: Wasn't it terrifying when Dairine thought she'd fried her Manual. Stranded in the middle of a distant unexplored planet is not the greatest time for that.
  • Iago: It was too far from the end of the book for her to be dead just yet.
  • Iago: Ah! She's teaching it and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
  • Iago: Oo! Dairine's manual is learning, too!
  • Iago: Oh god is she going to make the planet a wizard
  • Mycroft: ...MAYBE
  • Iago: Goody.
  • Mycroft: By the way, you didn't say anything about the Doctor's cameo...
  • Iago: Oh, of *course* that was him. I was wondering why he felt familiar. Which incarnation was that supposed to be?
  • Mycroft: Five. He's Diane Duane's favorite.
  • Iago: Ahhhh. Makes sense why I didn't quite catch it, then. I've never seen a Five story, and I really know very little about him.
  • Iago: oh god it was a *birthing* room?
  • Iago: "Kit, I didn't do it for you 'some'. I did it for you 'pretty much'."
  • Iago: I FUCKING SHIP IT SO GODDAMN HARD RIGHT NOW.
  • Mycroft: YES GOOD JOIN US
  • Iago: IS THERE SOME KIND OF INITIATION CEREMONY OR AM I JUST IN
  • Iago: BECAUSE I WILL WRITE FANFIC IF NECESSARY.
  • Mycroft: FANFIC IS ALWAYS GOOD
  • Iago: Also, That Fucker just blew up a star to kill Kit and Nita. How rude.
  • Mycroftt: Are we calling the Lone Power That Fucker now because I totally approve
  • Iago: We totally can. I figured that capitalizing the first letters of any creative epithet I come up with would get the point across.
  • Mycroft: And it totally did.
  • Iago: Aw, Dairine's making friends with the circuit turtles!
  • Mycroft: With!
  • Iago: Is that its name?
  • Iago: Apparently not. Too bad, that would have been cute.
  • Iago: Gigo's nice, too, though
  • Iago: Mycroft I want a circuit turtle
  • Iago: Oh my god Dairine has just created a new race.
  • Mycroft: YUP
  • Iago: Good lord she *could* take over the world.
  • Mycroft: I would probably support this.
  • Iago: We wouldn't be able to stop her. We probably wouldn't *want* to stop her.
  • Iago: Oh dear god the circuit turtles are going to take over the Universe
  • Mycroft: I think it's more like... reprogramming
  • Iago: They're going to remake the whole damn thing!
  • Iago: I legitimately do not know what the Lone Asshat wants from this encounter.
  • Iago: Oh my god Dari has just used one of my favorite lines.
  • Iago: "You're so full of it that if you had eyes, they'd be brown."
  • Iago: Ah, mental contact. Solves everyone's problems
  • Iago: *flailing* Dari!
  • Iago: GODDAMMIT MYCROFT IF SHE HAS TO DIE TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE I QUIT LIFE
  • Iago: Nita and Kit showed up in the nick of time, and honest to god I was waiting for a, "Surprise, bitch."
  • Iago: "One might be intending to cripple or destroy that Power, but there was no need to be rude about it."
  • Iago: AND WHY NOT
  • Iago: RUDE IS FUN
  • Iago: WHY IS NITA USING HER LIFE FORCE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT'S THE WORST IDEA
  • Iago: PEACH
  • Iago: *incoherent shrieking*
  • Iago: MYCROFT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL END YOU WHY DID YOU GET ME INTO A SERIES THAT HURTS SO MUCH
  • Iago: WAIT A SECOND HAS DAIRINE ACTUALLY BECOME GOD
  • Iago: SHE HAS SHE'S TOTALLY GOD
  • Iago: JEELSUS CRUST HOW
  • Iago: SHE CREATED A SPECIES AND NOW SHE'S ALMIGHTY WE MAY AS WELL JUST START WORSHIPPING HER
  • Iago: WAIT NO FUCK SHE CAN'T DIE SHE'S GOD
  • Iago: PICCHU. PICCHU IS BACK. IN A DIFFERENT FORM BUT FUCK I'LL TAKE IT.
  • Iago: THEY ARE ALL ALIVE
  • Iago: OH MY GOD NO ONE DIED
  • Iago: NO ONE ACTUALLY DIED HOLY SHIT
  • Iago: EXCUSE ME WHILE I ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND, SCREAMING FOR JOY
The signs from a Cancer Point of view (use 🌞 + 🌜):
  • (My posts are backwards on purpose)
  • Pisces: Oh my lord, you can be so silly. I love how infectious your giggle is. You can think of things in ways I would have never even thought; you're almost too creative for your own good. I know sometimes you're not so good at art, like most posts predict, but the way you speak is beautiful, like your words were perfectly arranged to form a mosaic of variegated interpretations. You let everyone's experiences influence you to the point where you take them on as your own, and that's ok. I know that just helps you stay close to the ones you love, as if living in their memories with them strengthens your connection with them.
  • Aquarius: You can be distant, but care with every pulse of your heart. Sometimes that's what confuses me. There's a reason for everything to you. You want to know cause and effect, but I'm worried for the day when you realise that not everything has an explanation; at least not one easily confined by mere words. You're not devoid of emotion. You're just much better at deciding when and how to deal with them. How do you do that? How do you know how to reach out for help without burdening everyone?
  • Capricorn: We are opposites. You work so hard to be happy, that sometimes I think you hardly stop to enjoy even the small things that have a magical air to them; like the plush towels against your skin, or the pattern of the sky that will only freeze for a few seconds more. To you, it's all about pushing forward and getting things done, and I love your motivation, but don't you realise how stressed out you get yourself? You can be cold, but that's only because sometimes you don't want to stop to feel...you know what will happen if you do.
  • Sagittarius: I am amazed at how much patience I have with you. You're so carefree, and I don't believe I have ever seen you stressed. Sometimes I get frustrated with how you treat others, but I know you don't mean to hurt people on purpose. I love how you want to be a free thinker, you don't let others cloud your thoughts or decisions, unless you really love them, then in that case you trust their opinions. Not everyone can or could ever earn your trust. You have clarity when most others are stressed because you've detached yourself from them so successfully. I'm glad that you of all people could take the weight that you do, though I'm not pleased that you have to in the first place. You handle beatings with grace, and you hold your ground firmly.
  • Scorpio: You're the most passionate person I know. When you talk about what you love or hate, I can see the propellers churn in your eyes. You love to love and hate to hate. I know it's hard to let people in, but I'm thankful you chose me of all people. I'm sorry I can't always be there when you sob in your bed late at night, but you always hold off when you're ready. That's ok too. I know you don't like to be pushed. Sometimes you let others passions overtake your own and you get so confused and tired that it's hard to face anyone. You want to love so badly, but you're always doubting yourself. Your thoughts can be overwhelming and it seems lonely in crowds, even around your own family, but even you need to trust more than one person.
  • Libra: You of all people know what to do and say all the time. I enjoy just sitting back and watching you talk and interact with people; you get that everyone is different, and you treat them according to how they are. If only people had that same respect towards you. I love how you can diffuse conflict as if you're stroking the nuzzle of a wild horse. You listen and think before you speak. You thrive on the subject of philosophy because you think, and it does, makes you a better person. You love everyone and you value friendships and relationships. You don't know who the right partner is, but I know when you find them, they will make you feel like the only person in the world, just like you do with everybody else.
  • Virgo: There's a lot to worry about. You are the one that I wish I was the most like. You live in the moment, without leaving the past or planning for the future. You're aware of the things larger than life, and you respect them, but you understand how all the little things contribute to the infinite tapestry. I wish I could notice and appreciate as you do. I know you focus too much on the tangible, and I understand that it's easy to get lost in the world of perfection and imperfections, to ignore the thoughts and feelings of others. Most people think you are cold, but I think there's more to it than that. Maybe you just know what to do with your feelings, and they're under your control, and yours alone. You're calm and always seem to be at ease. In no way should that be a crime, after all, many could learn a thing or two from you.
  • Leo: I find a lot of admiration towards how confident you are. Your presence alone is awe-inspiring. Everything you do--the way you walk, how you speak, your gestures, everything--looks so effortless but well thought out. Watching you is like enjoying a movie where every movement is perfect. I love the way you make me feel like we've know each other for years. I am at ease and comfortable by your very presence. One might expect your voice to be loud and authoritative, but it's soothing and suggestive more than anything. You want to make everyone feel like your friend, and I know it has no malevolent purposes, but it's for your own conscious because you can't bear a single person disliking you.
  • Cancer: I could tell you how seething your own mind is, but I'm sure you already know that. You can be so optimistic that you become blind to the worse in human nature. You have fallen victim to many schemes of manipulation, and each time you've beaten yourself up for it. It's ok to yell and scream and cuss. In fact, it's normal to let yourself explode. Nothing could ever right the wrongs that you can never seem to forget. I'm sure that even though they haven't made it up to, or apologised, that they still love you. Not everyone is like you where they can hold onto their emotions and keep it from lapping over the edge. People say things they don't mean, and they make mistakes. It's ok to not be able to forget, you just have to find a way to love again despite their wrong doings.
  • Gemini: When I am with you, I am never bored. There's always something to talk about, and you're willing to look at every side of a story because you love to be fascinated. You are so animated when you speak, as if you're trying to replay and exert the experience to everyone so that they can experience it as you once did. I love your acceptance of art in all its forms but most of all, I appreciate your desire for knowledge. You may not be the smartest, but you are the one to show me how to think.
  • Taurus: I see a lot of posts categorising you as being a glutton for food. Truth is, you love to enjoy things you like, and by no means is that bad. Some people talk about what they like and you feel their radiance through their words, but with you, you don't have to say anything. I feel your content seeping into my veins and I too become enveloped in this world of yours where the finer things of life are adored. I value your opinion because you learn to know and feel every inch of something before you can decide to love or hate it. You have to know for sure because once you make a decision, by God you stick to it. I love how you're supporting and refreshing for anyone who needs it. You've made some good calls, and also so bad ones, but you've learned from both and you can separate truth and fiction like nothing I've seen before.
  • Aries: You are the epitome of fire. I know it's easy to think of everything at once, and it gets extremely overwhelming. I think you tend to overlook other people's feelings for the small minute things that really don't matter. Your opinions and desires matter, just understand that you can't make anyone agree with you. You have a silver tongue, and it's hard to resist your logic, because despite how wrong you may be, you take record time in thinking up of an argument and at the same time shred your adversary to pieces. Some say it's water that wears you down slow and painfully, but I have witnessed the hot flash of your flames burn and dissipate. You get caught up in the moment. It's no biggie. I respect that you have confidence, I love that. You are into fast paced things, and I don't think I've ever seen you relax without falling asleep. You really amaze me at how adept you are at working under so much pressure. You've been through a lot, heaven knows, but we both know you've become a better person because of it. Your optimism is what pushed me through my own experiences, and I am most grateful for you especially.

anonymous asked:

Hi there!! What are your tips for writing? I've only ever written one fic and I'm not super confident about it. It was sort of a way that I coped with what happened in a fandom and I just posted it so others in the same fandom could feel better about what happened. I've always wanted to write and be really good but idk how. I feel so much for ziam and I want to write about them but I just feel like I can't do them any justice :(

Hi, nonnie! :)

Well, you want to write something. That’s the first and most important step IMO. As long as you want to write, you can never really do wrong. That’s what drives me and how I started writing. I can write shit, but it’s my shit. Aha!

I can understand why you’d feel intimidated about “not doing them justice”. It’s actually pretty common! You’d be surprised to find out how many writers—myself included—feel the same at first. The thing is: you won’t have anything if you don’t start anything. Even if you later wants to scrap 90% and rewrite it, you have to start somewhere.

My advice would be to not focus too much on getting it “perfect” (you can twinkle it later) and just write or maybe try an AU. Contrary to popular belief, there isn’t really such thing as “out of character” for AUs because personalities and interactions are influenced by experiences and context. I personally prefer AUs because the idea of “every me loves every you” is beautiful.

‘Tips’ you say? Hmm, I doubt I’m the best suited for it, but I can think of a few things right away.

Read other people’s stuff - it’s a way of improving. Go read stuff from your favourite writers, be it fics or books.

Just write - even if you don’t think it’s good, you can rewrite and twinkle things later. What you can’t do is better a story that hasn’t been written.

Research - you don’t HAVE to pursue a decree on whatever you’re writing, but at least try to keep it reasonable. (e.g. you can’t have them shagging twice in a row and chuck refractory time out of the window)

Read about writing - punctuation, character development, plot outlining, genres, etc. There’s a lot of things you can learn from those, and you never really stop learning. You’ll find blogs about it on tumblr (writers4ziam, referenceforwriters, writeworldtheyuniversity etc.)

Be ready for criticism (or the lack thereof) - sadly, the fic experience for fandoms as whole has gone south since I started writing. Some people might tear you down, and many won’t give two shits. It’s just how things are.

Keep in mind it’s not a competition - you don’t have to be as good as [writer X]. You can (and should) be as good as yourself. Also, keep in mind that popular doesn’t mean good by any means. The 50 shades franchise is proof of that.

Write what you like (and don’t be afraid of experimenting) - you wanna write a coffee shop AU, but it’s been done one million times? It can be done one million and one times. You like it, you write it.

Accept con-crit - if somebody points out something problematic in your work (and those tend to be rare because feedback in general is), be sure to look into it. You can’t simply brush it off things like slavery with POC characters.

Find a beta reader (if possible) - this one is more of a ideal scenario. A beta can help you with suggestion and corrections. Not everyone has a beta (I don’t) and that’s okay, too.

Read your stuff after you’re done - especially if you don’t have a beta. I usually read, edit, and read again. And even so a lot of shit escapes me completely. haha!

I can’t really think of anything else? TL;DR: you just have to keep on writing and seeking improvement. It might be intimidating, but only you can write your story.

anonymous asked:

I'm mainly surprised cause there are somethings we've all seen kaisoo do that just, you don't see friends doing? Those fucking stares???! Like is that just admiration? I'm mostly surprised cause there is a plethora of kaisoo evidence and then boom kaistal shoots out every now and then and now blam they're dating. It also looks super staged, like the baekyeon thing, with making Kai do photo shoots and such with Krystal. Idk really but this is all fishy, but I mainly wanna hear it from Kai.

Well, I won’t say that I’m not surprised myself. One day everyone was following their usual lives and, yeah, but the next second the news get everyone by surprise. 

Honestly, I thought if it was a good idea sharing these thoughts or not (it isn’t), but I’m gonna do it anyway, since you asked. But, I’m warning you:

  1. It’s a theory;
  2. It’s an EXTREMELY delusional theory;
  3. It’s probably (99,9%) wrong, so don’t be serious about this;
  4. I don’t want to invalidate Ka***al relationship or anything that’s going on around them;
  5. DON’T HAVE YOUR HOPES UP BECAUSE IT’S JUST A THEORY AND I DON’T KNOW THEM AT ALL 




Well, do you remember that rumor thar began to surface in middle March about a media report of a same sex idol couple being revealed? 

One news media outlet has an exclusive report on evidence they’ve collected of a same sex couple within an idol group. It has been customary for reports on celebrities coming out of the closet to be banned from being reported but after  waiting on the piece of news for months, the outlet has decided to break that custom. 


The same sex couple that they will be revealing are two members in the same group and are trending idols that are expected to cause a ripple in the industry.

Honestly, this is vague as fuck. Could be any rising group nowadays (I won’t tell any names, but can think for a minute). Could be inside a boy group OR a girl group. This could be a rumor as well. But, since this theory is extremely delusional, I’m gonna presume that piece of information is real.

Two days later I was talking to a friend about this and we started to discuss, if it was a couple inside EXO. It would be a possible choice, since they’re trending and, if it was revealed, it would cause a ripple in the industry. She wondered if, it was Kaisoo, SM would use this in their favor. I disagreed, and I answered that, for SM at the moment, it would be better fake a couple with one of them. Why? 

Because a fake couple involving two people of the same company is easier to control. It’s easier for them to tell the ppl involved how they must feel, what they must say and their limits.

SM always wanted to show Jongin as a ladies man. Like, back in 2013 where he made a VCR with a girl during a concert or he kissed another in the cheek during Wolf’s Drama. But, at the time, fans were crazy and didn’t accept that, so he didn’t show himself in such position for a while.

Until Choko Bank. 

In my opinion, this drama wasn’t only made to present Jongin to the public as an actor, but to make the company (SM) see the fans reaction of him with a romantic interest. He didn’t kiss her in the end, but he almost did. But, fans weren’t screaming or revolted like they were in the past. So, maybe it was a sign that, if he appeared with a date in real life. 

In March, those rumors came out (the same sex couple). And, now, twenty days later, we’re seeing Kai and Kr**** as a couple (i’m trying not to talk her name for it not appear in her tag, but I think it will appear on it anyway).

If you analyze it coldly, the news release wasn’t too close to make it suspicious or too far to give time to the “media source” reveal the couple it wanted to. Probably they’ll never will, but whatever. That’s not the point.

Now, taking about the pictures. They were taken in February 17th, when EXO went to LA because of the concert. Okay. Now, think. Dispatch had those pictures since February 17. Why didn’t they release them right away? Why did they wait for so long? What were they waiting for? I mean, they don’t have much more “evidence” than those pictures to show. 

Second: SM confirmed Ka***** relationship less than an hour from Dispatch’s announcement. It’s quite fast, if you allow me to say. When you compare it to Baekhyun/Taeyeon’s case, SM took some hours to confirm it. If you think about it, it’s almost like they were expecting it to happen. 

So, that’s what I think: if they are dating for real, SM knew of this pictures and, after a small talk with Dispatch ($$$), they requested them to hold them for a little longer? Why? Because of Exoluxion.

The timing was too perfect to be true. The tour ended, and the Epilogue SM prepared ended as well. The fans didn’t see that coming. NO ONE saw that coming until it was too late. Because, if it was, at least urgent, Dispatch would have released it right away or they would wait more to show more pictures of more dates or more proof. But they didn’t do it. 

So, independent of if they are dating or not, one thing is right: SM had the control of this information for sure, and just to know this, means that something is fishy, like you, anon, said. 

Even if it doesn’t involve Kaisoo at all or how their relationship works, it IS fishy. And what I learned from all those years inside Kpop, is that you can’t trust SM at all.

But, if it’s 100% true, I’ll support Jongin’s happiness, it doesn’t matter who he is with. Kyungsoo makes Jongin happy, and even if it’s not in a romantic way, I have the feeling that they’ll still be connected somehow, and I hope that a romantic relationship doesn’t change how beautiful Kaisoo’s dynamic is.

Master List of Cameron’s Nicknames for Kirsten in Season 1

So this is a list of pretty much every single thing Cameron called Kirsten in all of Season 1.

Episode 1 – “A Stitch in Time

  • Queen of the Estupidos
  • Dr. I’ve-Never-Studied-Neuroscience-Unlike-Cameron (counts, right?)
  • Sparky
  • Stretch
  • Princess
  • Rocky
  • Princess (again)
  • Ace
  • Cupcake

Episode 2 – “Friends in Low Places

  • Tough Guy
  • Boomer
  • Sporto
  • Buttercup

Episode 3 – “Connections

  • Stretch
  • Pork Chop
  • Sunshine
  • Stretch (again)

Episode 4 – “I See You

  • Gonzo
  • Goose
  • K

Episode 5 – “Stitcher in the Rye

  • Bones
  • Little Darling
  • Stretch
  • Dopey (insult; not a term of endearment)
  • Sherlock (to Linus)
  • Sparky
  • Stretch (again)
  • Ballbuster (contact name on his phone)

Episode 6 – “Finally

  • Stretch
  • Penny Priddy
  • Stitcher (does this count?)
  • Nobody (I have decided that this one counts)
  • Stretch (again)
  • Stretch (and again)

Episode 7 – “Root Of All Evil

  • Sunshine
  • Ace
  • Betty (also Veronica)

Episode 8 – “Fire in the Hole

  • Birthday Girl
  • Stretch
  • K.C.
  • Sweet Pea
  • Jim (kinda)

Episode 9 – “Future Tense

  • Oda Mae
  • Stretch
  • Zoltar
  • Kid

Episode 10 – “Full Stop

  • Sparky
  • Cupcake

Episode 11 (Halloween Special) – When Darkness Falls

  • Scream Queen
  • Jason
  • Angel (I think it counts…It’s too perfect not to)
  • Deathstare

Let me know if I missed something. Enjoy, my fellow *insert yet to be determined fandom name here* :)

raisesomehale  asked:

If it tickles your fancy, i'd DIE to read this! :) "our parents are forcing us into an arranged marriage and we hate each other but now i’m in love with you and i don’t think it’s mutual"

Stiles understands. He understands, but that doesn’t mean he has to like it. It, of course, being his impending marriage to Derek Hale.

He understands because he’s the son of a spark and a human and a spark himself and Derek is the eldest son of the Hales, an incredibly famous werewolf family. (If they were really giving full effort, he should’ve been marrying Laura, but he and has dad agreed it was better to let bygones be bygones instead of starting a fight).

It’s not like the Hales are bad people. Once Scott got bit by a rogue werewolf and became one himself, the Hales welcomed him and anyone he cared about with open arms.

However, the rest of the nonsupernatural community didn’t quite see it that way. Tension built and attacks from both sides began less than six months later.

Beacon Hills has always been complicated. The whole world has, but now it feels like a constant power struggle between the two sides.

But very few even want to be fighting, some do, some want to wipe out the entire other side, but most people are just scared.

That’s where Stiles comes in.

Sparks aren’t deemed supernatural by most people since their skills all lie in harnessing power from something. It’s not magic, none of it just happens.

However, they are also some of the only people who can defend themselves against the supernatural. Of course, anyone can learn how to fight the supernatural, but becoming a hunter takes years and years of training. They also tend to be the least okay with the supernatural.  

Which is why Stiles is now hours away from his wedding. Because this marriage is the last chance to show everyone that the two communities can coexist and more than that they can thrive together.

So Stiles understands. It just sucks.

He’s barely spoken to Derek since the years since he’s met him. He’s pretty good friends with both Cora and Laura at this point so he doesn’t know why he’s not marrying one of them.

It isn’t like he didn’t try either. Ever since they even began talking about this as a solution, Stiles would try to talk to Derek, but Derek would usually just ignore him or glare at him until Stiles left.

That’s fine. Stiles doesn’t really care if his husband-to-be likes him or not, but he does care that they have to prove to the community that this can work.

He doesn’t want to think about what will happen if they don’t.

He jerks out of his reverie when he hears a knock at the door.

Scott slowly opens the door and peeks in the room. “Hey, man, it’s almost time.”

Stiles nods.

“You ready?”

“As ready as I can ever be.”

Scott pulls him into a hug before leading him outside under the moon.

They decided to keep this as intimate as possible. If everyone’s going to be keeping a close eye on their marriage, the best they can do is offer than a private wedding.

This means that it’s just his dad, Scott and Melissa for him and Talia, Laura, and Cora for Derek.

Neither Stiles or Derek bothered with suits, going instead for casual for the werewolf part of the ceremony.

His dad tries to shoot him an encouraging look, but Stiles keeps his eyes firmly focused on where needs to stand next to Derek in front of Deaton.

He doesn’t turn to make eye contact with Derek, but he can tell from his peripheral vision that Derek doesn’t either.

“While I am well-versed on werewolf weddings, I had to get my officiating permission online,” Deaton jokes.

Stiles hears polite chuckles from behind them, but he doesn’t think either he or Derek let out a breath.

“Let’s keep this quick. Stiles, do you take Derek to be your lawfully wedded husband?”

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okay i really need it spelled out

can someone please explain to me why they love InuKag so much??? And why they think it’s a healthy/good relationship??? bc i used to be fairly neutral about the ship but the more I read people’s reasonings for their relationship and portrayals of both InuYasha & Kagome, the more I’m confused by their interpretations of the characters

this is by no means a hate post - i am genuinely confused at this point & maybe if someone who enjoys the pairing explained it to me then it might make more sense

For those who want to read them, understand my POV, or are curious, my reasons as to why I don’t think InuKag is the best relationship are below the cut

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title: honeysuckle lazy
ship: liam payne/zayn malik
warnings/tags: alpha/beta/omega dynamics, bottom!zayn, sexual content, language
summary: there’s the trouble of liam being away from kiya for the first time, to zayn not planning a successful night out (until he does), and then on top of that, there’s the fact that there’s some stuff that neither of them had intended on admitting. but either way, it’s for the good of their relationship; really, it is.
notes: i’m finally fulfilling this request, lol. this is full of fluff, ziam as parents, and zayn showing liam that he doesn’t have to be an alpha in order to fuck him. this is also the fourth part to vanilla sweet, always love, and sugar rush. (and i should probably add how this is a mildly unrealistic depiction of sex, but this is an a/b/o universe, and that’s already impractical, so).

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Birthday Boy - Commission

Title: Birthday Boy
Pairing: Noiz / Aoba
Rating: Explicit
Kinks: Photography, Lingerie, Pet Play (mild)

Commissioned by tinyblackwings

Summary:
It’s Noiz’s birthday, and Aoba has been sending him teasing snapshots of his ‘present’. Unable to suffer the endless droning of his meetings, Noiz pops home for a lunch break and teaches his boyfriend a lesson while he’s at it.

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tonystarkssnipples  asked:

i'm sicky write me a thing plz just a few words plz :( *coughs weakly*

AN: This is just a short little thing for my bby Clem because she’s not feeling well <3

“Tonby.”

Tony hummed in response, frowning distractedly at the equations on the screen in front of him. He was at least a few days into a work binge, and he wanted to finish so he could get something to eat and maybe a nap. 

“Tonby.”

Steve’s out of character congestion definitely caught his notice the second time around, and he paused, before looking up properly. 

Steve was stood in the doorway of the workshop. His eyes and nose were red, his nose looking stuffy as hell, and he was paler than usual. His clothes seemed to hang off him like they never usually did, apart from between his delectable pecs, where the material actually appeared to be sticking to his skin with sweat. 

“I’mb habing trouble sleebing,” Steve told him casually, as though he didn’t look like absolute hell. “Boo doo thing doo camb comb doo bed anb snuggle be?”

Tony was still struggling to process what he was seeing. “Steve… are you sick?”

“Id’s dust a liddle colbd,” Steve waved him away briskly with a hand, and then sagged a little. “Bud I amb a liddle cold in bed.”

Tony sighed. “Why didn’t you tell me you were sick? How long have you been like this?”

“Because you were wordking,” Steve replied, and then sniffed heavily. “Anb… a couble days?”

“You should have told me you weren’t feeling good,” Tony rolled his eyes, waving a hand to get JARVIS to save and close down all his files. “Are you hungry? My culinary skills aren’t perfect, but I’m sure I could manage some chicken soup and crackers -”

“Bo,” Steve shook his head, but gratefully accepted the hug Tony gave him after crossing the room. “Tirbed.”

“Tired,” Tony nodded. “Well, let’s go to bed, then. You feel like you have a fever.”

Steve did feel unbearably warm. He usually ran a little hotter than normal, of course, but this was on a whole different level. The poor guy was practically scalding to the touch, for god’s sake. 

“I boo beel a liddle warmb,” Steve admitted, allowing Tony to take his hand and lead him up the stairs from his workshop. 

“I’ll get you a cool, wet towel to put on your head,” Tony promised, leading him towards their bedroom. “We’ll have JARVIS take your temperature, and I’ll get you the towel and maybe a nice glass of water while you settle into bed. It might be a good idea to sleep naked - what a shame -”

“Tank boo, Tomby,” Steve cut over him, and Tony paused in the hallway just outside their room. 

“For what?” he asked, genuinely confused as he reached up and cupped Steve’s burning face. 

“Bor looging afber be,” Steve replied simply, eyes fluttering closed as he leaned his face into Tony’s hands. 

“Well, what else was I gonna do?” Tony huffed out a disbelieving laugh. “You take care of me all the time, Steve. Let me repay the favour?”

Steve nodded his head wearily. “Ob course.”

Smiling faintly, Tony leaned up and pecked Steve gently on the lips. “Okay then. You get your butt in that room and strip off, and I’m gonna get you a cool, damp towel, okay?”

“Ogay,” Steve replied with a small smile of his own.