well it shouldn't but it does

anonymous asked:

I love Damien too actually a while I understand he has been manipulative to most of the other characters, can he really help it? This is the crux of his ability and I can understand why he so wants some to relate to while hating his actions. #damienneedssomelovetoo

It’s true that he’s been living with his ability for so long that it’s completely affected the way he interacts with people. And I do think that being able to relate to/empathize with a character while still understanding their faults is a great, important thing. But I’m personally very skeptical of the “he can’t help it” reasoning. Just remember: 

Originally posted by cucurg

  • MJ, to Jinjin: How come Moonbin and Eunwoo get a bedroom to theirselves? We're the eldest, shouldn't we get it?
  • Jinjin: They won it, remember?
  • MJ: Well yeah, but we could always switch.
  • Jinjin: No, because if we switched, then Moonbin and Eunwoo would room with Sanha and Rocky. And I don't need them ruining Sanha's innocence.
  • Sanha: What? How could rooming with them ruin my innocence? All anyone does in a bedroom is sleep.
  • MJ:
  • Jinjin:
  • MJ: Never mind, you're right. Moonbin and Eunwoo can keep the room.

(A langst fic inspired by @alienslovetea’s “Frost.” Check their blog out!)

Lightening surges beneath his fingertips. His muscles convulse, clench, loosen. His eyelids flutter as he seizes.

Garbled screams come through the intercom, distorted and lost to his electrified ears. Lance wants to answer back, but he’s locked in place, his body contorting against his will.

Blue shuts down completely, overloaded with power. Electricity still runs through her, burns under Lance’s skin and creates tracks of fire up his face.

All at once the electricity stops dead, though a cooling wave of relief cannot crush the way his body tingles, the way his body aches the way it does.

Lance heaves a great breath, head rolling limply in his seat. He is dazed, shocked — literally and figuratively — lost to the pain he feels. Light flashes and pops outside of Blue, faint behind the dead screen. Lance feels himself being carried, but cannot move to try and fly away. He only hopes it is his team.

The world swirls around him, dips in and out of his vision, plays a game of catch with his eyes. Lance can hear himself breathing, a dry, rattling noise he can’t stand, but he is so, so tired and is willing to put up with it if he can sleep.


Just shut your eyes.


It’s so quiet here.

“LANCE!” A voice shrieks in his ear, jolting him awake. The pain that streaks through him wakes him up more than whoever just screamed, though, but the saltiness of his tears shocks him more. His tears burn, sting, somehow reminder this situation is all too real.

Lance can’t move himself to speak. He tries, he really does, but his throat screams when he swallows to say something. Lance settles for humming.

“It's— it’s Shiro. We’re taking you back to the castle. I’ve got you buddy.”

He hums in acknowledgment, and… promptly blacks out.


“Just a few more ticks,” Allura snaps. Keith gets a vague, sickening feeling of deja vu, a mirror of a situation from years past.

“What’s a few more ticks going to do? Let him out!” Keith urges, impatient. He’s waited so long for Lance to leave the pod, and how’s a few more fucking ticks going to affect his recovery? Keith huffs.

“Calm down, Keith. You’re not the only one waiting on a friend,” Shiro murmurs, and Keith briefly wonders if he’s talking about Lance before turning his attention back to the pod.

“It’s been a “few more ticks,” Allura. I’m opening the pod.“

From the corner of his eye, Keith can see Pidge glaring at Lance’s pod. She looks just as tempted to press the button as he is, but Keith wouldn’t be surprised if Pidge actually—

A hissing sound followed by mist leaks from the pod, which was then followed by a body falling forward. Keith steps forward, catches him, whispers “I’ve got you,” and hope no one hears.

Hunk barges forward, and nearly snatchesLance away from his arms, eagerly searching for signs of life on his groggy face. “Heeeeeeey buddy,” Hunk begins, patting and petting his friend’s hair and face. “I know it’s been a while but how do you feel about eating?”

Keith inches forward a little closer. He wants to see Lance’s face.

“How long have I been out?” was the response instead, Lance’s voice thick and quiet much like one waking up from a nap.

“Too long, pal,” Hunk grins, and Pidge says “Like, a month! Do you know how long we waited for you?”

Lance stands, slinging his arm around Hunk’s shoulder. “Maybe a month?”

Pidge immediately looks surprised before laughing, and even Keith has to admit that was pretty clever. He won’t tell anyone he laughed, though.

“Alright Lance, let’s get you to the kitchen. Some food goo will do you good.” Hunk secures his grip on his friend, totters away chatting like nothing ever happened. Pidge trots after, chattering like a bird.

Keith makes to follow, but he feels a heavy hand, albeit warm, on his shoulder. “How are you feeling?” Shiro asks, just as familiar as always. “I know you were pretty anxious to see Lance again.”

“I’m fine, Shiro,” Keith says, even though he knows Shiro is right and he’s already feeling jittery to catch up. “Thanks for asking.” He says, though it’s more of an afterthought than anything.

Shiro blinks, chuckles, pats Keith on the back. “Alrighty tiger.” He nods his head in the direction Hunk and Lance and Pidge went. The second Keith feels Shiro’s hand retract, he’s off, ignoring Shiro’s laughter and Allura’s inquiries.


“Let’s calm down, okay Lance?” Hunk smiles at him, but the way he holds his body screams of defense. Lance knows Hunk is feeling threatened. His body language reflects that, but Lance doesn’t know how to shut this off.

Frost. Frost everywhere.

It sears his fingertips, encompasses nearly the entire kitchen except for the patches Hunk and Pidge stand on. She stares at him with owlish eyes, fascinated and frightened. “I— I am calm,” Lance says, though it sounds more like a question even to his own ears. A burst of ice shoots from his hands seeing his friend’s distress. “I don’t.. I don’t know what’s happening.”

“Maybe it’s.. you…” Pidge starts, before something clicks and she gasps. “When you were electrocuted inside Blue, maybe, maybe she transferred some of her powers to you. Maybe it was through quintessence, in an attempt to help you survive all the electricity— that really was a huge ball of electricity that fleet through at you, there was no way you and apparently Blue alone could take a hit like that and survive, so, so—”


“Right, sorry. I think you have Blue’s powers now.”

Lance winces, and the frost hardens, thickens to what may be ice. “How do I… how do I control this?”

Pidge shrugs like it isn’t a big deal.

Hunk, however, takes a step forward, nearly melts like the ice does around his foot when he makes it safely. “It seems you want to protect us, maybe? I guess we shouldn't— we should keep you calm, huh?” Pidge starts again, taking a tentative step towards Lance as well. Lance feels like a livewire, jittery, stripped raw and nervous. One wrong move, He thinks. One wrong move.

“What’s going on in here?” Keith stops in, crushing the frost beneath his boot. “Keith, wait—” Hunk and Pidge shouts, but it’s too late. Lance starts, jumping, a spout of cool mist covering the floor and freezing all four paladins in the room up to their knees.

Lance’s heart races, and he feels so terribly stupid for letting go like that. Now his feet are cold and his friends are covered in ice… and he has no idea how to voluntarily melt it.

His fingers twitch. They’re cold.

Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

matt0044  asked:

So what's this about Simon Says being episode 10? Doesn't seem that big of a deal. Only ones out of place are the Origins on Netflix and those were always all over the place to begin with. That said, it shouldn't be too hard to navigate for any casual new viewer.

Well i mean… they’re not the only ones. i’ve only watched the first two eps, and already it’s got a pretty obvious error.

Ep1 is Stormy Weather, which is cool. It’s a good intro point cos it spells out a lot of things and the duo are still kinda clumsy/feeling out their dynamic. A+++ intro ep, 5 fists of the north star.

 But then… ep 2 is Evillustrator? For some reason??? Evillustrator opens with Nathanael drawing/daydreaming about saving Marinette from Stormy Weather and…what’s this, Alya as a villain? Does he not like Alya? what is this?

Now, as a person who has seen the show, I know it’s Lady Wifi. Cool for me, who knows why he pictures her this way, but for someone who has never seen it, it’s a bit confusing…like, gosh, what does he have against Alya??? But when the Lady Wifi ep rolls around, what? I guess he’s clairevoyant? lmao no, anyone with half a brain is immediately going to realize it’s just completely out of order, that’s all. and it’s off putting when that happens. [note: it happens on netflix with other shows sometimes too (usually an ep or two) and it’s always, always annoying]… all the other versions at least have some semblance of an order. Lady Wifi is before Evillustrator in every other country, for obvious reasons. 

and mind you i have only watched the first two eps, i’m sure there’s more and i’m justggfdjghdk

Okay sorry for that tangent lol. onward to your actual question… you asked about Jackady (Simon Says). And the thing with this episode, is that is heavily implies that Gabe has figured out his son is Chat Noir. 

[gifs from this post]


Very, very heavily.

There is no way around that. He knows. Hawkmoth or not, Gabriel at least suspects it’s the ring [which he knows about because he has a book on the miraculous]. 

Now…the problem with this being episode 10? It’s because after this, the rest of the season, he’s just gone. He’s not seen again until the final episode lol. Bubbler is episode 9 [so right before this one]. And Mr Pigeon [the only other ep he really appears in] is episode…5? 6? I forget. 

Again…Hawkmoth or not, it seems really…odd??? for it to be so early on lol. For him to know for all that time and do literally nothing about it. And don’t pull the “lol but he doesn’t care what Adrien does” cos i will fight you. He’s distant and yes totally neglectful and downright emotionally abusive [tho unintentionally i imagine] but he’s not a heartless monster. He cares about his kid.  

But yea, originally it was episode …18?? for the english version [according to the wiki], which is a bit better. French version was directly before Volpina, the ep in which he is studying the book with the miraculous in it [probably researching whether or not he was correct about the ring lol]…it’s just like, the further away from Volpina the ep is, the less sense it makes to me??? It loses it’s relevance the further away it gets, so it just really fuckin baffles me. 

Also, as a personal note, i could honestly ramble and rant about the Agreste family drama for days, cos it’s literally my favourite aspect of the show… i love it more than the love square, i love it more than fuckin adrino and chloenette, i love it more than butts i love it more than air. so just… mashing it all together right in the beginning, instead of spreading it out and letting it breathe a little…. idk it just fuckin gets to me ok? it bothers me a lot.

But maybe that’s just me tho.

Voltron Characters You Should Fight
  • Lance McClain: hand to hand combat? yeah, sure, why not. you could win this fight if you really try. kinda a dick move, but go for it.
  • Coran: you could win this fight. easily. fight coran.
  • Pidge: you could win? but why? she is a smol child. like, small in every way. she's like 14. why are you thinking of fighting children? what the fuck
  • Hunk: this is a bad idea. i can almost guarantee he's like, twice your size and three times as strong. bad. bad bad idea.
  • Allura: also a bad idea. i have no idea what kinda crazy skills this girl has. don't do this. Do. Not.
  • Keith Kogane: the dude specializes in melee combat? why are you thinkig about fighting him? this was a terrible plan. you shouldn't do this. will 100% end with your failure.
  • Shiro: well you wouldn't win this fight to begin with? but ALSO. why would you want to fight this boy? life is fighting him enough he does not need this. don't fight him. leave him be
  • Zarkon: you'll lose. fight him anyway. Dude's a dick.

After seeing that Spectre in love with Batter pic
AU where Batter comes to purify but then everything just falls in love with him so he’s like “crap I can’t kill it”
The Guardians
Everywhere he turns
He has thousands of admirers
He must run
There’s too many
They all want hugs
Does he purify or become a celebrity

anonymous asked:

I know what you mean about the Thrawn cover, it's not a good depiction of him. It looks like they were trying day too hard to make him look "alien" and he really shouldn't look all that inhuman aside from his coloring. ~Thrawnisbae

Okay I’m glad it’s not just me!

It does look like that; it looks like they tried to make him a realistic version of his Rebels model, which does NOT translate well. It just looks overly photoshopped and like…an ape.

Idk I just really find it a massive eye sore in every way. 😖

Who you should fight: Shadowhunters edition
  • Clary: she's tiny and might seem an easy target, but she's also a shadowhunter and generally filled with rage. A very careful approach is advised
  • Simon: you could fight Simon. Even as a vampire, he's pretty harmless. You could take him, although I'm not sure why you'd want to hurt this cinnamon roll. Just be aware you'll have a clan of vampires and a few shadowhunters out for your head if you do
  • Jace: not a good idea. Don't fight Jace. The only chance you'd have is to attack him when he's too deep in his self-loathing to notice you approaching, and even then you would only get a punch or two before he breaks every bone in your body
  • Isabelle: do NOT fight Isabelle Lightwood. She'll wreck you and you will look up from the ground, lying in a pool of your own blood, wondering why you decided to anger this beautiful, warrior goddess, as she smirks at you, and you'll think that no death will be sweeter than the one where you can look upon her face
  • Alec: don't fight Alec. Even if you do manage to beat him, which is very unlikely but let's say for a second you do beat him somehow, you'll have to face his enraged siblings and his boyfriend, and that's not a situation you can come out of alive
  • Magnus: are you kidding me. Do you wanna fucking die buddy. Because that's a High Warlock, he'll atomize you and send your remains in the deepest, darkest reaches of Hell by snapping his fingers as he drinks his cocktail in his armchair. And magic aside, have you seen those arms? Dude is ripped, I wouldn't want to get punched by him. Also, look at you, there's an arrow in your knee, wonder how it got there
  • Raphael: bad idea. Don't fight Raphael. He's a vampire and has biceps that could make his shirts explode
  • Luke: why the fuck would you fight Luke. You'll lose, and hasn't this guy been through enough already? Give this dad a break, Jeez
  • Lydia: you probably shouldn't. We haven't seen that much of her fighting, but I have the feeling it won't end well for you
  • Valentine: well, I'm rooting for you but you're gonna be dead before you even reach him, torn to shreds by all of his followers. Although if you do manage to reach him, then please hit him for me too before he guts you

anonymous asked:

why is it ok to say you shouldn't hit women but the people who say that think its funny when men get abuses like why do you support that


Where did I ever say I support people laughing at abused men

How does “hitting women is bad” translate to “lets laugh at abused men”

“Hitting women is bad” isn’t specific to any ideology, so idk who “the people who say this” are. It should be common sense, just like “hitting men is bad.” If some people who say, “don’t hit women,” also happen to laugh at abused men, well they’re gross people, but how the hell do I have anything to do with them? This is honestly the stupidest and saddest discourse I’ve ever gotten into.

anonymous asked:

If ai ham has hams memories, shouldn't he have the memories of making an ai??? Also can ai ham enhance himself? Like longer hair or in intelligence or whatever? Does ai ham "love" jefferson or is it more of the *yeah u in my memories but also like the only person I see so ima be a needy hoe*

well he only has fragments of aham memories (mostly thomas dominated because alex spent time the most w thomas so alex tend to zero down on thomas the most) and no he does not know how to make an ai (mostly because he would refused to make one because he hates being a robot and doesn’t want anyone to suffer the same things aham goes though)

anonymous asked:

Iggy why does Ludwig have authority to ground you? I mean technically Ludwig is not your parent so he SHOULDN'T have that kind of power over you. I mean how rude is it to ground such a sweet, funny, and lovable kid like you? Geez!!

Iggy: Well, we don’t have any parents! (And Bowser doesn’t count. Why do people still think he’s our dad?!) Ludwig’s pretty much raised me, Lemmy and Larry since we were little, so he’s the closest parental figure we have in our lives right now!………. ………………………….

Iggy: … Look, I know you guys are trying to justify my actions and all, but my bro would never punish me unless he feels it’s appropriate to do so. And believe me, I HAVE done really stupid things that deserved a grounding! 

Even if I don’t look or act like it, and despite everything that I’ve ever done to him, Ludwig does what he does because he really cares about me. I mean, if he didn’t, he never would’ve taken me in when I ran away from home a long time ago.

… So yeah… In the end, I love my bro. He really IS the best.

((This question has been asked before and has now been added in the FAQs.))

anonymous asked:

and exactly HOW does 13rw romanticize suicide? i didn't even like the show that much (not my genre), but through the whole story, it shows the consequences of one's actions and why you shouldn't do it? and i mean if you're that easily triggered, just don't fucking wach it. that doesn't mean that other people shouldn't be able do enjoy it as well, because, guess what, not everyone is made out of sugar like the special snowflakes on this goddamn website. but nooo, tumblr must find a problem.

there have been increases in suicide, suicide attempts and self harm since the show came out. schools have warned parents and banned the show from the school so no one talks about it. professionals who deal with these kinds of things have warned against the show, saying how wrong they went about doing it.

the shows premise is that suicide is a revenge tactic and they show you that people who are supposed to help you like guidance counselors won’t actually help you and that you should just go kill yourself to make everyone sorry.

i’m sorry that you have such a closed mind that you think this way and that you have such little heart that you don’t actually care about people who have had past traumas and have a hard time dealing with it.

i’m also sorry that you took time out of your day to write to a special snowflake like me. it must have really bothered you even though you supposedly don’t even like the show. have a nice day.

  • Me: I know those are jokes but it's kind of hurtful.
  • Me: Well. No. So how I feel is not important. I can be hurt and bullied online only because I am in the majority. Well, yes, the real issue is transphobia. But *deep breaths* I shouldn't be treated like shit. All I ask for is basic respect.
  • Me: Okay man *logs off tumblr*
  • Also tumblr: *TRANS PEOPLE ARE Beautiful* Cis people should die.
  • Me: cisphobia doesn't exist, but hypocrisy does ;))))

stealthboy  asked:

Hey there. I wanted to ask for the experience of other trans guys about smoking weed after top surgery? I know I have to quit before and I'm going to, by the after the procedure I'd really like to celebrate. My doctor is trying to tell me I can't for over a month but that's inconsistent with what I've read online and he didn't even give me a reason why I shouldn't when I asked for one

I would say he is correct. Length of time Im not certain though. Its not so much what it is (as it can have therapeutic benefits post op) but the way in which you use it. Its the smoking part thats the problem. Its not a guarantee you would experience any problems but it does increase the risk of it. Its worth not compromising your results. You definately shouldnt before, but after you should still be more careful as well in terms of healing and potential complications

I have a post on this in the drafts I havent queued yet, but from the link in it from topsurgery.net regarding smoking it:

‘No smoking! Vape it or bake it
Like tobacco smoke, there is carbon monoxide in marijuana smoke. Carbon monoxide decreases the oxygen carrying capacity of hemoglobin in the blood, and like vasoconstriction, increases the risk of decreased blood flow and  tissue death, as well as delayed wound healing and more scarring.  In DI, this can present itself as compromised or completely lost nipple grafts. Also, smokers have a more reactive airway (coughing, wheezing, shortness of  breath) which can cause serious breathing problems during and after surgery. For example, marijuana smokers are more likely than non-smokers to be on a ventilator longer and have a higher risk of  developing pneumonia after surgery. Lastly, the act of coughing  itself can lead to internal bleeding after surgery that can cause hematomas and other complications

If you’re consuming weed after surgery, be sure to continue to avoid smoking it for the same reasons as before surgery: risk of decreased blood flow and tissue death, delayed wound healing, and more scarring and coughing potential.’

When in doubt I think its better to be safe than sorry. How it heals in the early days is the most important and can affect its overall outcome. The results are forever, abstaining isnt. You can of course still celebrate it though but try to keep that part for later. Its no guarantee of any problems arising but when risks are increased you should limit them as best you can. It does have pros therapeutically but also the risk of problems as well. This is what Im finding about it anyway, you may have read something different. Some people will ignore the advice and do so anyway hence you will likely find people say they did and it was fine. They did take that risk though and it happened to work for them. It is still a risk. If you wanted to anyway thats entirely up to you but I would suggest waiting at least a little while

If anyone has any experience with this feel free to add it. You can always find mixed results online so hearing others experiences can help

a meeting with Itachi
  • Sakura: *opens her eyes* Am I dead?
  • Itachi: No, you're merely drifting in and out between the living world and the ghost world. Your body is in a comatose state right now. You suffered a great deal of injury to your head during the attack.
  • Sakura: Tsunade-sama! Is she okay?!
  • Itachi: She's fine. Sasuke came just in time to protect her. You should be waking up soon so you can join them. They're worried sick down there...waiting for you to be responsive and open your eyes.
  • Sakura: Um, thank you. We never formally met.
  • Itachi: *smiles* Uchiha Itachi. I'm sorry I wasn't able to be there in person for your wedding. But I was watching the whole time.
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun doesn't say much but I can tell he thinks of you often.
  • Itachi: He doesn't say it out loud but I can tell that he thinks of you just as often if not more. He loves you dearly.
  • Sakura: *blushes* Does he now?
  • Itachi: Can you do me a favor and help me send a message to him?
  • Sakura: Ah... sure.
  • Itachi: *pokes Sakura on the forehead*
  • Sakura: *flustered* Wait, what is this? You do it too? What does this mean?
  • Itachi: A symbol of my love for him. *smiles* I saw that he did that to you as well. You never knew what it meant for him.
  • Sakura: *smiles* Don't worry. I'll be sure to let him know. *fades away*
  • --
  • Sakura: Sasuke-kun!
  • Sasuke: Careful! You shouldn't be moving around so much. Your body is still recovering.
  • Sakura: It's been three days. I should be fine now! Come here for a moment.
  • Sasuke: What is it?
  • Sakura: *pokes him on the forehead*
  • Sasuke: *shocked* S-Sakura!
  • Sakura: *smiles* I met Itachi when I was in that coma. He told me to send you this.
  • Sasuke: ... This is embarrassing.
  • Sakura: You sure have a cute way of saying you love me without saying it.
  • Sasuke: *touches foreheads with Sakura* Maybe I should do it differently now.
To the people who think a female warrior who wears a skimpy or a sexy outfit should not be taken seriously at all.

I should tell you that one of the female characters in Samurai Jack named Ashi recently mowed down an army of orcs without breaking a sweat like a freaking monster all while wearing a skimpy fairy dress and looking sexy in it. If that alone does not destroy that honestly silly idea I don’t know what will. Any female warrior can be a powerful Bad-A$$ when written right no matter how they look.