well it is here anyway so you're having it now

AKA fantastic yoi blogs & people i’m always excited to see on my dash:
(mutuals bolded)

A → L
@blau678​ / @bisexualviktor / @bottom-viktor / @borntomake / @fencer-x / @fyeahyurionice / @fyyoi / @honeyuuri / @itsjjpositivity​ / @katsukiyuurikatsudon / @keilattes / @lookiamnotcreative 

N → T
@nikiforo-v@nikiforoving / @nikiforovshitposts / @nikiforovprince / @peachyviktor@plsetski / @randomsplashes / @seek-victory / @sk8r-boi-yuri@softnikiforov / @takemetovikturi 

V → Z
@v-niliforov​ / @victory-is-to-victuuri / @victoryuuris / @victuuriporkbowl / @viktor-chan / @viktorikiforov@vikturi-trash / @viktuuri–on–ice / @viktyuuris / @yuurikatsukii / @zaanarkand 

What went down in The Bubbler
  • Marinette: *wakes up*
  • Tikki: ok I am so tired today, so please just this once don't go crazy about anyth—
  • Tikki: and here we go
  • Adrien: can I celebrate my birthday today
  • Gabriel: f**k you Adrien
  • Nino: ok he defs did not say that to you
  • Adrien: yeah but that's what he meant
  • Marinette: imma give this present to that hot guy
  • Alya: please do not have a major freakout fest
  • Adrien: hi Marinette!
  • Chloé: *pushes Marinette in front of a bus*
  • Adrien: did you just push Marinette in front of a bus?
  • Chloé: she'll be fine, now let's get back to what's important which is your birthday present that I defs have for you
  • Nino: while this is happening imma go talk to Adrien's dad
  • Gabriel: f**k you Nino
  • Nino: oh wow he wasn't lying
  • Gabriel: now get out of my house and stop blowing all those f**king bubbles
  • Hawkmoth: hey Nino you wanna blow some f**king bubbles
  • Nino: oh hell yes
  • Bubbler: *blows some f**king bubbles*
  • Marinette: *transforms*
  • Bubbler: hey every single one of Adrien's friends, let's go have a party
  • Everyone: kk
  • Bubbler: this is all of you, right? I'm not forgetting anyone? for instance, somebody I explicitly told Adrien he should get to know?
  • Everyone: no you're not forgetting anyone
  • Bubbler: kk cool
  • Adrien: why are you all at my house
  • Bubbler: it's time to PARTAY
  • Adrien: did you just kidnap my dad
  • Bubbler: um, no?
  • Bubbler, to himself: great deflection there dude, that was totally convincing
  • Chloé: hey Adrien let's dance together
  • Adrien: I don't think this is how consent works
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *record happens*
  • Ladybug: *throws record*
  • Bubbler: aaaaaaaand that's enough dancing for today
  • Adrien: *slips away and transforms*
  • Ladybug: imma busting up your party
  • Chat Noir: me too, because I definitely haven't been here yet
  • Bubbler: imma blow lots of bubbles at you
  • Ladybug: is this really happening? is this really your power? is this really the best Hawkmoth could come up with?
  • Bubbler: *blows a lot of bubbles at them*
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: *go high into the sky in a big bubble*
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Ladybug: good thinking bc we're falling now
  • Chat Noir: you can save us, right?
  • Ladybug: *saves herself*
  • Chat Noir: *falls to his death*
  • Bubbler: ok imma send everybody into space
  • Bubbler: *bubbles everybody and sends them into space*
  • Bubbler: bye bye little bubbleflies
  • Bubbler: what?
  • Ladybug: THAT'S MY LINE
  • Bubbler: is this really what you're concerned about here
  • Ladybug: look it's about brand integrity, ok?
  • Bubbler: well anyway, you still haven't seen the last of me, now run before my EXPLODING FIRE BUBBLE ATTACK!!!
  • Ladybug: is this real? is this a thing that is actually happening?
  • Bubbler: I guess so?
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *wrench happens*
  • Ladybug: *uses wrench to destroy the Eiffel tower*
  • Bubbler: you realize you're destroying the Eiffel tower
  • Ladybug: *beats bubbler* bye bye, little bubblefly
  • Nathalie: here Adrien have a gift that's definitely from your father, not from Marinette
  • Marinette: I made that
  • Adrien: idk

You are ugly. I want Hoosier.”

ft. the best Hoosier aka @malarked

  • Adam: Yes, boys. I thought you were in town?
  • Aaron: Yeah, we've been.
  • Robert: Probably best to go shopping on my own from now on.
  • Aaron: Oh... No, what you need is a butler.
  • Robert: I wanted to go in two shops, Aaron. Two.
  • Aaron: That's two too many for me, Robert. Anyway how did it go with Vic? Did you speak to her?
  • Adam: Yeah, she wasn't having any of it. Too busy getting on with her life apparently.
  • Aaron: She's probably just putting on a front.
  • Robert: You know, there is such a thing as having self-respect.
  • Adam: Still, at least things are looking up now you're back, I'm not Billy No-mates at the bar.
  • Robert: Actually, we do kind of have plans, so...
  • Adam: Oh...
  • Aaron: But nothing that won't keep. Well, come on then, whose round is it? It's not mine, I've just got here.
  • My therapist: Do you think you're doing well?
  • Me: What's the definition of that anyway?
  • My therapist: I'm not sure. But here you have a girl whose prime coping mechanism had been cutting for so long and who has now not cut for pretty much two years. I'm not saying things have been perfect for the last two years. You've dealt with some seriously overwhelming things. You've discovered things about yourself. You've been sad and stressed and really down. Yet you have found other ways to cope. You have learned how to sit with your emotions. And if that's not progress then I don't know what is.

Title: I’ve got My Eyes on You

Relationship: Kaneki/Touka

Word Count: 2137

Warnings: Some swearing 

Summary: ‘i fucking hate the beach but you’re a hot lifeguard and dammit why won’t you notice me’ au

Notes: So, today is kanyekiwest’s birthday and well, here’s my present. This is the first time I write touken and I’m not really sure if it’s as good as my wonderful husband deserves, but I hope she likes it anyways.

Happy birthday bae, I hope you have a wonderful day, and thanks for everything you’ve done for me until now <3.

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any PJO x Voltron headcanons? I'd like to hear about it! I miss reading your fics! You're way too late now, Trey! lol but I understand. You must be pretty busy

Ohgods, GX is this you? lol no jk if it is, he’d just leave this signed and shit. Anyway, WHY YES I INDEEDY DO! But so far I could only tell you my headcanon about Sheith and Percico 

Well, okay, are you ready? So let me establish a bit of an atmosphere here, okay? Pretend that this whole AU is held somewhere in the Hands All Over/Overexposed verse where in Percico is canon, Leo’s back with Calypso and the whole camp unification is up and in order. (And with Chiron in his usual tail curlers.) 

- Percy, Nico and the gang have aged up and are in their actual ages now (if we base it on Percy’s birthyear) so 23 and 20 respectively for our beloved pair. 

- Percy and Nico are living together in their apartment in New Rome, only visiting Camp Half-Blood for the summer and they suddenly found themselves running errands for Chiron since they’re already in their adulthood and are practically allowed to go in and out of camp without supervision. 

- The Voltron team had jumped in a wormhole, but due to the crystal’s instability they wormhole had malfunctioned and because of it a rip in the fabric of time and space therefore accidentally time travelling from the future to the present world. 

- Given that they’re stuck on modern day Earth for a while, the team had divided up work with Lance, Pidge and Hunk working together with Allura and Coran to make sure the ship is safe and sound from the crash landing. Not trusting Lance and the others to pick up relatively healthy food for the crew, Keith and Shiro were the ones to buy the supplies from the nearby grocery. 

- At that moment Percy and Nico were also on their way to the supermarket to buy some stuff Chiron and some other campers needed from the mortal world. Not wanting to spend so much time outside because of the threat of monsters lurking around, the both of them split up and divided the grocery list. 

- Shiro and Keith did the same, agreeing to rendezvous down by the middle of the supermarket to buy some other stuff they need to decide on together. Teamwork is essential especially when grocery shopping. 

- Minutes went by and exactly half an hour later, Shiro had bumped into his favorite dark-haired mullet right where they had agreed to meet up. Wearing that black shirt he had liked wearing so much and devoid of the striking red and white jacket, he wished they could get stuck in this place for a little longer. The coldness of space did little for Shiro to have some excuse to ogle the young man’s smooth skin, afterall. 

- Not needing any words, Shiro reached his hand over to hold his partner’s hand, the both of them intertwining their fingers together and continued to walk along, minding their own lists in hand and looking around for the desired goods they needed to buy. 

- Percy, on the other hand, was walking around pushing his grocery cart when he met up with his own favorite mullet-head. He didn’t remember Nico taking a cart of his own, but he just shrugged it off thinking maybe he had changed midway noticing he can’t possibly carry all those things on a measly basket. It was nice doing this alongside Nico, it made him feel like everything could be as normal for them as any other human being on Earth, and he’ll take it over any shenanigans the damned Olympians had in store for them. Domestic Percico for him is just the bomb. The cherry on top of a mess of a parfait he has. 

- Casually walking beside one another and pushing the grocery carts with a soft clatter on the cold floor, Percy slid a bit closer to his boyfriend and bumped shoulders with him before going back to picking up a huge ass can of mushrooms. The other discreetly smiled at the contact, looking away and picking up some packs of pasta instead. 

- Heading over to the paladins’ side of the story, Shiro picked up a tightly packed set of green bell peppers with his prosthetic hand and looked entirely thoughtful, noticing that Keith isn’t looking at his direction, he cleared his throat and asked. 

Shiro: Keith, do you think Coran and Allura would like the taste of these? Or should I leave this and go for some potatoes instead?” 

Keith: Perseus, I thought I told you I don’t know everyone at camp. Who’s Coran? Who’s Allu-” 

Shiro: Who’s Perseus?” 

- Annoyed, Keith looked at Shiro’s direction and his dark brown eyes had widened drastically. Those gray eyes are not the color of the sea at all. 

- Shiro’s hand felt clammy against the stranger’s grip. Those brown eyes are not the color of amethyst. It’s not him. 

-On Percy’s side of things, Percy had been having trouble understanding Chiron’s hurried writing. He doesn’t know if centaurs are affected by aging illnesses such as Parkinson’s disease or if Chiron is having a really bad case of sweaty palms and shaky hands. Scratching his head, he looked over to Nico for help. 

Percy: Hey, Neeks? I kind of need help understanding this. Do you think Chiron meant paper towels or dead… trowel? What even is a dead trowel? 

Nico: Did you hit your head when we landed? It’s Coran, not Chiron. Chiron’s like the trainer of the gods in some Greek culture or something. 

Percy: Well, of course I know he’s the trainer of the gods, we’re Greek! and what do you mean when we landed? We walked all the way here. 

Nico: Takashi, we’re so far from being Greek. We’re- 

-And that’s where Percy hit him. The purple irises that were staring at him with confusion and irritation were so far from the chocolate brown eyes he loved staring at. It was at that moment that Nico had felt his stomach drop 600 feet down the floor. He was brushing his shoulders with someone else. With someone else whose eyes are not the warm grays he had spent every waking hour with. 

- And it was at that same moment that all our four characters felt their whole worlds crashing down together when it seemed like the two young mullet-haired boys cried out.



- Hearing their respective partner’s voices aisles down from the middle of the supermarket, Percy and Shiro looked at each other’s general direction and saw their boyfriends standing in such close proximity near the stranger. WHAT THE HELL?!

Percy: Nico?! 

Shiro: Keith?!

Nico: Who is he?! 

Keith: Why is he holding your hand?! 

- Oh gods, what’s happening? Shiro and Percy groaned.

Shrek Sentence Meme
  • "This is one of those drop it, and leave it alone things."
  • "Oh come on."
  • "So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad."
  • "I'm too young for you to die!"
  • "Man this would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind."
  • "People take one look at me and think, argh, help, run."
  • "CAKE! Everybody loves cake. Cakes have layers."
  • "I see it, there.. that big shadowy one right there."
  • "What's that? It's hideous."
  • "Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!"
  • "Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
  • "Man that was annoying."
  • "No, it's one of those drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things."
  • "Turn your head and cough!"
  • "I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going... take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it..."
  • "You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!"
  • "It's amazing what you've done with such a modest boulder.. That is a nice boulder."
  • "Well, I have to save my ass."
  • "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
  • "He huffed, and he puffed, and he... signed an eviction notice."
  • "Hey what's your problem, what you got against the whole world anyway?"
  • "Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe."
  • "I don't care what everybody likes!"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming?"
  • "Two things okay? Shut. Up."
  • "Can I stay with you? Please?"
  • "Please! I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!"
  • "I can't feel my toes!"
  • "I don't have any toes!"
  • "There's an arrow in your butt!"
  • "I think I need a hug!"
  • "I was hoping this would be a happy ending..."
The Signs as Conqueror of Shamballa Quotes
  • Aries: "The idea of finding a living, breathing dragon is quite appealing to me."
  • Taurus: "I would just forget what you've seen here. It's not something ordinary people need to know."
  • Gemini: "We can't keep living like our own dreams are all that matter."
  • Cancer: "People here laugh and weep just like you. Live the same, die the same."
  • Leo: "You act like you're too good for the world but really, you're just afraid of the risk!"
  • Virgo: "Any place like that would feel like a fantasy."
  • Libra: "So while others point their guns, I'll have my camera, offering fantastic dreams of other worlds, just beyond our reach."
  • Scorpio: "He just doesn't get close to anybody. Emotionally, anyway."
  • Sagittarius: "Well, I'm a drifter too!"
  • Capricorn: "You say this world's not yours? Well it is mine and I want to leave proof I that lived in it!"
  • Aquarius: "So now do you believe in space aliens?"
  • Pisces: "You people seem to be obsessed with any world but this one."
My Reactions To The Suicide Squad
  • In September 2014
  • Warner Bro's: So we're thinking about doing a Suicide Squad movie after Batman V Superman...
  • Me: Oh yeah? Who're you thinking of getting for it?
  • Warner: Well we are talking to David Ayer to direct-
  • Me: Sold!
  • In October 2014
  • Warner: So guess who we're talking to star in Suicide Squad!
  • Me: Who?
  • Warner: Will Smith and Tom Hardy!
  • Me: Ooh, that would be cool!
  • In November
  • Warner: Guess who we're talking to for Suicide Squad now!
  • Me: Who can top Will Smith and Tom Hardy?
  • Warner: Margot Robbie is gonna be Harley Quinn, and we're talking to Jared Leto for the Joker!
  • Me: ...
  • Warner: ...
  • Me: Shut up and take my money!
  • In December 2014
  • Warner: So here's our full cast bro, are you ready for this?
  • Me: Hit me with it man!
  • Warner: Will Smith is Deadshot. Margot is Harley. Jared is The Joker. Jai Courtney is gonna be Captain Boomerang. Tom Hardy is gonna be Rick Flagg. And Cara Delevingne will be The Enchantress.
  • Me: *whistles* Nice!
  • Warner: Oh! And we're looking at a few actresses for Amanda Waller! Who do you like best, Oprah Winfrey, Viola Davis, or Octavia Spencer?
  • Me: ...
  • Warner: ...
  • In January 2015
  • Warner: Viola will be Waller! Are you excited?
  • Warner: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Warner: You're starting to scare me man...
  • In July 2015
  • Me: Why you looking so down?
  • Warner: We showed a sizzle reel for the fans at comic con, that was just for those fans, and they leaked!
  • Me: Well that sucks.
  • Warner: Yeah, well, here's the HD version anyways. If people are gonna watch it we don't want them to watch a shitty version.
  • Me: Oh dude, this is a boss reel! Everybody looks grea- Wait... Is that the Joker?
  • Warner: Yeah?
  • Me: I'm buying twelve tickets for this thing now!

Stanley: “Good riddance! Hope I never meet that person!”

“Not even in my dreams! -Bastard demon comes to me and calls them-self a ‘Dreamweaver’I’m the best Dreamweaver known in the Astral Plane!!

“Well, I’m actually a Dreamwalker… Since I can manipulate other people’s dreams and even conjure them.. Pretty much the same thing..”

“Ahem.. Anyway, onto the game now! No interruptions this time!”


~*Got a Question?*~


HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY; to my emilu, you are wonderful and you love cheese and kim raver and are my strictly flailing buddy and most of all i adore you, even if you make me jealous of your giant cheetos (either that sounds like a euphemism, which it was not or i am very tired but annnnyyyywaaaay..) and yes you are flaaawless, so i hope you have the greatest birthday ever. AND 21 now check you out, you’re ooooooold (i joke i joke, just oooolder) and yes i’ll shh now but i love you muchly and your tree sends you lots and lots of birthday cwtches 

p.s i’m again, very sorry you don’t have your present yet, you will get it eventually i promise, this shall have to do as your present till it arrives okay.

In my perfect world you're happy with me.
When I picture it, it's all heavenly.
But this fairytale is just a story, see?
Life is such an unpredictable dream
Classical Talk Show - Achilles
  • Host: "Welcome to CTS! Today we've got Achilles joining us! He's been dead for over 3000 years, but especially for today, he made an exception. Let's welcome him with a round of applause!
  • Achilles: "Thanks. Yeah, clap your hands for our swift-footed hero, baby."
  • Host: "So, you play this big role in the Iliad, how was it for you to became so famous?"
  • Achilles: "The Iliad? What's that?"
  • Host: "You know, the Iliad by Homer..?"
  • Achilles: "Oh, you mean the Achilliad? Well, that book was just, yeah.. not important to me, I'd be famous anyway."
  • Host: "Oh, well, and what about Patroclos, how's he been?"
  • Achilles: "Patty's been great! We've been together now ever since we died. We even got a son; Patrilles. Athena volunteered to be surrogate mother."
  • Host: "Good to here, and thank you Achilles, that's it! Tomorrow, we'll have Odysseus in our studio, so make sure you're watching!"

anonymous asked:

You're tagging is obnoxious and it makes people feel left out :(

Well, hello there Nonny (nice glasses).

I am sorry you feel my tagging is obnoxious. Here’s the thing, My Blog My Rules.

I have repeatedly said, if anyone wishes to be tagged just let me know…

Why be anonymous? Just put you big girl panties on and ask me to add you to the list. Now, I guess that won’t happen.. what a shame really.

So, I shall continue to be “obnoxious”

Sorry that it bothers you so much..

(thinking about tagging everyone here)

anyway… have a lovely day Nonny!

Actual Apollo introduction
  • Hello. Apollo here. But I guess you probably already know me. Sort of... Uh so, the thing is ... I have a lot of Haiku and singing experience, and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well, you've seen me, you, know, when I was avoiding my children . Uh, yeah, I guess I should apologize for that. Bu-But anyway, I'm with you now. I mean, I thought I was good before, but now I realize I'm human and need you're help. But anyway... I think it's time I joined your camp and taught you how to make awesome poems