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thegaypumpingthroughyourveins  asked:

It's five in the morning I just woke up AGAIN and my body has been doing this to me for the past week I am exhausted :(

I’m so sorry, lovely! I meant to respond to this WAY EARLIER - but fucking LIFE™ got in the way. Have some teeth rotting fluff (edit: whatever this ended up being) as my apology. I hope you’ve been able to sleep well since.

[EDIT] As a quick side note now that I finished writing it, I am super tired and just realized I changed tenses a million times - please forgive me if this or the characterization OR THE ANYTHING doesn’t make sense. XD I tried.

It’s common knowledge that Percival Graves does not sleep. The aurors tell Newt that the man’s blood is made of coffee. He ingests more cups of black, soul crushing coffee than he does water; or food, for that matter. One might even call it an addiction, if they really didn’t give shit about their job or their life. 

He takes his biggest cup in the morning - it is also his strongest cup. The sharp, heady stench of black roast can be smelt all across MACUSA every morning from Graves’ cup alone. From there, he has another two before lunch time. Sometimes, he’ll eat a sandwich or hotdog. Usually, he’ll forget. He’s only got time to brew a cup or grab a bite before his 1 o’clock meeting, and everyone knows what he’ll pick.

There’s another large cup that comes around 3. Another before the end of the day, and finally - after his most painful Wednesday meeting - a cup of blonde roast with just one dollop of honey, to soothe his enraged throat after a meeting of enraged interdepartmental fighting.

Everyone knows that Percival Graves does not sleep.

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Touhou 03   (Tabula Rasa ~ The Empty Girl)

—English fanlyrics—

So I heard, some people believe that magic is fake.

Here I am… so then how can it be?

Don’t you know, that magic can be something you make?

Or I think… but that’s just my philosophy.

I look up… through the dark…

And the answer hits me like a spark.

What I say, you may just think is sentimental fluff.

I can try to straighten up, but will it ever be enough?

Who am I?  Who, I am fuwafuwa~

So long as I’m working hard, my life goes on.

With a light head, feeling fuwafuwa~

I’ll be working hard however long.  (No matter how long…)

Once more, singing fuwafuwa~

Maybe I’ll leave something here before we part.

All I have left is a fuzzy memory,

Wiping clean the tablet of my heart.  ♪

Each day is a fuwafuwa day…

I feel like I’m forgetting something still.

So I see me in the mirror, and I say:

What of me has changed, and what else will?  (I wonder what else will…)

White clouds passing through a blue sky…

Try to name a shape, but then it’s far too late.

I’ll forget now, and embrace tomorrow.

My heart is an ever-empty slate.

God, please let me love and be loved!

Even such a fleeting heart can make this prayer.

It’s a magic I can only dream of…

Someday dreaming might just be enough to take me somewhere…

Dream on…  Love is fuwafuwa~

Only such a fleeting heart would see this way.

‘Cause I love you, won’t you write upon me?

Writing a new story every day.  ♥

  • Usopp: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.
  • Marine: That's ridiculous! Of course it wasn't me.
  • Usopp: Marijuana is a memory loss drug. So maybe you just don't remember.
  • Marine: I would remember.
  • Usopp: Well how could you if it erased your memory.
  • Marine: That's not how it works.
  • Usopp: Now, how do you how it works?
  • Marine: Knock it off, okay? I am interviewing you.
  • Usopp: No, you said that I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?
Team RWBY and JNPR, what's the worst thing(s) you've walked in on? If nothing, what about you getting walked in on? (Asked by yingfortheking) (i was wondering when you'd ask a question tbh i always see you hanging around in the notes!)
  • Ruby, scrunches up a face of disgust: I've walked into MY OWN DORM to see Yang, Blake, Pyrrha, Nora, Coco, and Velvet playing strip poker.
  • Ruby, shutting her eyes tight: Yang was losing on purpose...
  • Weiss, speaking in a dreamy tone: I walked into the locker room while Pyrrha was getting changed into her armor~
  • Weiss, shaking her head to snap out of the trance, slightly embarrassed: O-oh! The worst thing. Right. Right sorry.
  • Weiss, unimpressed and shrugs, speaks heartlessly: Jaune was there too.
  • Blake, covering her face with her book: Like many other kids....I have walked in on my parents....
  • Blake, lowering her book, her face almost comical in its teary look: They weren't wrestling at all...
  • Yang, rubbing the back of her head and laughs sheepishly: Well...I accidentally walked into a bath house once...the wrong side...didn't nofice until I took my towel off...
  • Ruby, silently: Yeah let's not forget how many bones you broke out of embarrassment.
  • Yang, defensively jumping up, much to Ruby's shock: THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN LOOKING!!
  • ~~~
  • Jaune, laughing a little, his face scarlet: I walked into the dorm room while Nora was....umm...expecting Ren, presumably.
  • Nora, gritting her teeth, her fist shaking in anger: And it would've worked if you hadn't ruined it!!!
  • Jaune, fearfully holding his hands out in surrender: I-I told you I'm sorry!!!!
  • Ren, calmly: If it hadn't worked so many times before why expect it to work that time? So I suppose my answer is also occasionally walking in on Nora in...certain situations.
  • Nora, stomping her foot down and pointing a dagger like finger at Ren: WELL WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU'VE JUST TAKEN PEAKS AT ME!?!?
  • Ren, stops dead in his tracks as his face boils bright red: W-what could you possibly be talking about?
  • Pyrrha, popping up before her team destroys itself, laughing awkwardly: I wasn't actually an original member of that poker game, I walked in on it half way and was kind of abducted into it, aha...
  • Nora, appearing behind Pyrrha, whispering into her ear with a sly smile: Don't act like tou didn't want to join in when you s-
  • Pyrrha, holding back her embarrassment behind a strict smile and closed eyes, flicking her hand back, using her semblance to send Nora flying backwards: Like I said...abductee...not a voluntary player.

My instructor liked my abstract works that I do with welding and metal so I decided to make him this :3. I let him do the engraving of his name (so sorry you won’t get to see that part!), because I would probably mess up all of the work I put into this.

A bit wobbly on the spinny bits, but hey that adds character :). (And yes it can hold and is stable :3).

Untitled Absract Utility Art

Process: Tunsten Inert Gas (TIG)
Materials: Various bike chains, wire wheel, various pipes, ball bearings, nuts, bolts, 3/8 thick mild steel plates.
Filler Wire Used: ER-308L stainless steel rods
Amp Range: ~20-105 amps
Tungsten Used: 2% Thoriated

Total Work Time: 40+ hours

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I’m not the protagonist of a novel or anything.
I’m a college student who likes to read, like you could find anywhere…

I’m beginning to think only, like, 70% of the reason I love Shidge is because they’re my two favs and they would be so so sweet together it would rot your teeth. The other 30% is just spite. Pure “Fuck you, I do what I want” spite that rose from the ashes of people denouncing Shidge after the age reveal last year. Honestly I think that fits both Shiro and Pidge pretty well and I believe that it’s a beautiful shipper origin story.


B O O K S : The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer

“You can help me pick out a tiara when we’re done saving the world.”

anonymous asked:

So if what Louis was doing in Donny wasn't a video it definitely was a fashion shoot. It's been a week, where are my pics???

well he said he’s shooting the video soon so whatever he did in donny wasn’t the video. i think he took pictures for his promo season (hopefully), like original pictures for the website etc, and also i am on my knees PRAYEEN he’s doing some sort of fashion collaboration cause the world NEEDS model!Louis Tomlinson. 

Thinking Out Loud
  • Bucky: 🎶Darlin' I will be lovin' you 'til we're one-oh-three🎶
  • Steve: The lyric's "seventy"
  • Bucky: Is it?
  • Steve: Yeah
  • [pause]
  • Bucky: Well
  • Bucky: We had a good run
  • Steve: ???
  • Bucky: I'm divorcing you
  • Steve: [wallops him with a pillow]