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Oh god. Im blushing thinking about the cutesy shit, but let me tell you the stort of the one thing i have never let him live down in the four years since hes done this.
So way back, we were still trying to get used to each other and we both liked to kinda train our bodies to push our limitations. Still do actually!
Well, this incident has a new established rule of “Training together, training smarter.”
He wanted to see the pain tolerance of jumping out of a vehicle.
Now, i had no FUCKING CLUE he was gonna do this and im driving nearly 30 mph (48.28 kph, for my non-US followers). And in the middle of me turning to ask me something, hes jumped out of the vehicle.
I hit the brakes and parked in the middle of the damn road, ran to him, ignored the man yelling at me for thinking i pushed him out (my friend explained everything to him), and Ive run to the boyfriend to make sure he wasnt fucking dead.
This is one of two times that he has seen me livid. The only other time was when my ex-roommate suggested breaking into my parents house to get my furniture. I do not tolerate disrespect, nor do i tolerate idiocy causing harm.
Thankfully, he walked away with only a few cuts cuz hes a dumbass and didnt actually jump. He more or less fell out. So he hit all gravel.
I was able to sanitize and bandage the wounds,but I didnt even talk to him without so much as a snarl for nearly an hour.
To this day, if we ever even slightly disagree, I will just smile and go “why dont you just jump out of the car!”
I have told this story to all my family members and he is so embarrassed anytime he gets in a car and my aunt says “Now sweetie, i put on the childlock so there will be no extreme stunts.”
Nearly five years into this and its still the funniest story to be told, right next to using my height to my advantage and yelling in a child’s voice “BUT MISTER YOU PROMISED ME CANDY” and everyone in that aisle just staring.