well i just fixed it haha

Humans are space orcs

I don’t know if this one has been done, but I love the humans are space orcs tags. Humans are super influenced by things around us. Colors, smells, sounds and designs can make us go from happy and productive to agitated and morale sucking with the wrong combination of any of these.

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Xa’thyn: Human Kara why will you not go to the infirmary if you are sick?

Kara wipes her nose on the edge of her uniform: It’s just a cold, and the infirmary makes it worse!

Xa’thyn: Receiving medicine will worsen your sickness!?!

Kara walking away: Well no, but like, the lights give me a headache and whatever you guys use to serialize the Infirmary makes my eyes water and I want to rip my nose off

Xa’thyn quickly catalogs this new info with the captain and applies for a human habitat specialist to come in and fix this oversight.

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Xa’thyn nervously clicking behind the comm desk: Human Ben… You have not yet taken your usual *Bathroom break*

Ben leaning back in his new office chair: Haha, ‘Thyn my man, I was taking double the bathroom breaks because the old chair was slowly killing me

Xa’thyn waving his 6 arms in the air and clicking wildly rushes to his favorite human: Human Ben! How could you have not told me!?!?! 

Ben: No! Chill dude, it was just not built for prolonged human sitting. So, sitting there hurt my back and sh*t, so I had to get up and walk around. This new one is perfect! Plus I got my music device approved so I can just plug in and just FOCUS. You know?

Xa’thyn was unaware humans could plug into anything, still he rolled his whole body in the Genri version of a nod.

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Kara, Ben and Xa’thyn discussing which deck cafeteria to eat at

Kara: Anywhere except deck 5! The faces on the wall kinda kill my appetite!

Xa’thyn: Are you feeling quite well Human Kara?

Kara exchanging glances with Ben: uh… yeah?

Xa’thyn: Do you need to go to the newly renovated infirmary? You are seeing things! There are no faces on the wall on deck 5…

Ben: No, Dude, it’s a human thing, we tend to project images that we know onto other things. We know that there aren’t really faces on the walls, but the weird texture on there kinda looks like faces if you focus.

Ben turns to Kara: I say we go with deck 8. I know it’s mostly Quasiri food, but it smells just like my abuelita’s kitchen, makes me the nice kinda home sick.

Xa’thyn falls slightly behind his human friends. One talon scratched his left pincher in confusion. Maybe he will never understand humans!

So we’re getting new kh3 info soon & I decided to use that as a deadline for /finally/ finishing my kairi design.  I’m really excited about it and I’m never telling anyone just how long I’ve been trying to finalize a design for her

So here it is!!! Keyblade wielder in training kairi!!!!

After sora’s new look got released I really, really wanted kairi to have something similar; sportsy, made for movement, more ‘mature’, & with influence from her nobody.  But (hopefully) kh3 is going to be where kairi takes on an entirely new role in her narrative, finally being able to join the fray, & I thought she should have something that fit that idea as well.  

I kept those things in mind while working on this & did my best to still give her a design that fits her personality, previous designs & role in the story (and also one that fixed the disaster zone color scheme from kh2 because my God).

She’s become a very important character to me & she deserves to finally be a genuine part of the kh story.  I’ve been wanting that for her for ages, so here’s to hoping. Anyways I’m really excited about this! I love kairi!! hooray!!

(I put optional cat ears from the official art in there as well, they’re cute haha)

My favourite part of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang though

is that it is 144 minutes long. And for the first two thirds of that it is a perfectly fucking normal movie. 

Like there’s a whole ninety minute movie which is like an inventor who loves his two kids and he wants to get them the thing from the junkyard that they want because it’ll be sold to be destroyed soon and he tries to make money but he can’t and he meets the sweetmaker’s daughter and he doesn’t like her and she doesn’t like him but then they get closer and it looks like the car his kids wanted is going to be ruined but then he accidentally makes a sweet and he and the sweetmaker’s daughter try to sell it to the sweetmaker but then it backfires and he’s sad because he’s going to disappoint his kids but he decides he can’t let them down and he goes out and is able to get the money at the fair and he rebuilds the car and takes his kids and the sweetmaker’s daughter on a day out in his newly fixed up car and he and she are flirting on the beach and the kids really like her and trying to push them together and like wow this must really be wrapping up soon and THEN PIRATES AND THE CAR IS FLYING???? INDENTURED INVENTOR SERVANTS???  AND WE ARE NOW IN SOME GERMANIC COUNTRY WHERE CHILDREN ARE ILLEGAL AND THE CHILDCATCHER AND THE TOYMAKER AND THE KING IS TRYING TO MURDER HIS WIFE AND THERE'S AN ARMY OF ANGRY CHILDREN???? haha well that was strange well let’s just drop the sweetmaker’s daughter off at her house I wonder if they get together

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This has been on my desktop for a month now because i’ve lost interest in it (aka something about it is bugging me and i don’t know how to fix it and i don’t want to redraw it, lol). So i might as well just share it.

I’ve kept it around this long because Arkham Knight Scarecrow on a unicorn floaty is the best thing i have ever drawn, haha!

Tosaki’s wedding

Haha okay so: 31.07. Day 7: rest?  | anything goes  | sun

I decided to take this day to draw Tosaki’s wedding (with his fiance, I think her name is Ai?) in a happy ending maybe…haha I don’t know it seemed like a funny idea in my mind XD and drawing all this crap was actually really fun. So this was clearly meant to be ridiculous so, what the hell? I just hope you enjoy and laugh with me at this shit I made. 

Since Ajin is such a dense manga, and I really love the characters, sometimes I just feel like I want to see them doing stupid things together… (unfortunately I didn’t think it’d be right to include Sato and the others here xd except for Tanaka, cuz he’s just a cinnamon roll). 

(Anyway I apologize for the bad quality of some drawings that are next ): when I’ve my computer fixed, I’ll make them well).

MORE RIDICULOUS STUFF BELOW! 

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Some quick LGBT+ badges I whipped up. Check the captions for the sexuality/gender. I apologize if I’m missing some or if some of the above colors are wrong. If there’s a mistake, just shoot me an ask and I’ll fix. Also if you want a gender/sexuality that isn’t featured, you can shoot me an ask as well!

Hope you like and feel free to use with credit! ^^


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“Ryan,” Gavin said suddenly. “Can I paint a moustache on you, Ryan?”

“What?” Ryan asked, startled out of his staring - “No!”

“Please, Ryan. Oh my God. It’d be so funny. It’ll be under the mask all day anyway!”

“What if I take my mask off?”

“It’ll shock whoever sees it so much you’ll have time to kill ‘em. Come on Ryan. Don’t be a party pooper. You said you’d wear an animal onesie around, what’s a moustache compared to that?”

He looked so gleeful that Ryan could only roll his eyes and hand over the paintbrush. Gavin let out a delighted sort of squawk and grabbed it.

[…]

“I look like Geoff,” he said.

Gavin couldn’t even reply, too busy doubled over, cackling as though this was the most hysterical thing he’d ever seen. Seeing him laughing and looking so carefree was nice, after the last few weeks, and Ryan couldn’t help but stare at him, smiling fondly.

- from whalehuntingboyfriends’ fic Murdering Mr. Darcy

New Years Eve insta from Julie Andem

Julieandem: New Years greetings from a parallel universe. Wish you all the best for 2017.

Translation:

Even is in the bathroom at the Kollektivet with wet hair and a white shirt on. ISAK stands in front of him trying to knit his tie. He’s struggling and doesn’t exactly seem very good at it (even though he of course says he is). EVEN smiles and reaches over to the sink to grab his beer. He takes a sip.

ISAK: You have to stand still baby

EVEN laughs: Evi?

ISAK doesn’t understand: evi?

EVEN: Did you call me Evi?

ISAK: I called you baby

EVEN laughs: Sounded like you said Evi

ISAK: Why would I call you Evi?

EVEN: dunno, like a nickname

ISAK laughs: Nickname?! Hell no.

ISAK straightens the knot: Done.

EVEN turns to the mirror and looks at his tie, smiles and kisses Isak.

EVEN: Ready for partying, then.

ISAK takes a sip from his beer: Really ready for 2017

EVEN: What are your wishes for the new year?

ISAK: That they dethrone Trump.

EVEN: That’s being a bit of an asshole, considering he’s your uncle.

ISAK: I know, but he’s pretty much an asshole himself so I think he’ll handle it. What do you wish for?

EVEN: That you learn how to tie a tie.

ISAK laughs: Haha fuck you.

EVEN smiles and kisses Isak: Just kidding. I don’t wish for shit. Just that everything is just as now. 

ISAK smiles and kisses Even.

EVEN fixes Isak’s bangs: Well, Happy New Year, baby.

ISAK: Happy New Year, Evi.



(Just by happenstance I checked in on tumblr just now and QUEEN ANDEM FUCKING DELIVERS <3 <3 <3

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU! 

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE <3 ALT ER LOVE

For a request please can you write a Trimberly fic where Trini is being her usual sarcastic self and makes a slightly sexual joke to which Kim reacts with surprising enthusiasm - Anonymous


“Well that’s always a great way to end a workout” Trini said as she and Kimberly landed at the top of the cliff after they jumped up the chasm and through the water, soaking wet as always. 

“Tell me about it. Even though I hate getting soaked every time we leave the ship, I can’t help but appreciate how refreshing it feels.” Kimberly replied. The two of them stayed to train a while after the boys had left, since they enjoyed sparring alone occasionally. 

The sun was still setting so they decided to sit on one of the cliffs and let the sunlight dry them off a bit before they headed home. They hiked up the path to their usual spot, still feeling exhausted after their recent training session. Trini pulled her water bottle out of her backpack and let Kimberly have a sip of her water before she drank some herself. 

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Nobuyuki ES Summary

Tagging @faismusings ! since she asked, sorry to any other Nobuyuki loving people that I didn’t tag I just don’t know who you are! T-T 

 (gunna be long probably hah) ((OK not probably, it’s long, yeah…)) 

ALRIGHT! (Also I hope this is in order, I played it kinda spread out due to my busy day but this should be just about how it goes)

So, we start off with MC washing clothes. Umeko and Matsuko are making jokes at her about Nobuyuki and teasing her about their relationship. 

He basically confessed his love for her earlier. At first MC says that it is so sudden, but mostly because she never thought he would love her? He gets sad saying “you don’t love me?” and she corrects him saying that’s not what she means. She finally admits that she also loves him! Which makes him happy.  

She is enthusiastic about getting to know him!

She lurks around and stumbles upon Yukimura. She asks about Nobuyuki and he says that he likes to read books and loves sweets! (Soooo cute, right?!)  

Later she joins him (Nobuyuki) for tea and dinner in his room. They face each other and try to have a conversation. However, he avoids many questions and deflects. When she tried to learn about his interests he ended up avoiding and bringing up cooking! And of course, she ended up talking and talking about food (-_-) 

The next day I believe ? they find out that Masayuki and Yukimura…basically EVERYONE are leaving the castle. MC thinks she might be leaving as well but Yukimura says “you should stay. Brother might need you” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   heuheu

Alright BUT like legit right after everyone leaves (there are a few OLD retainers and a handful of maids left apparently) Nobuyuki approaches you..

Later on in the kitchen Umeko and Matsuko are grilling you once again in the kitchen and you inform them that you’re having dinner in Nobuyukis room tonight. 

Umeko&&Matsuko: …….

Umeko&&Matsuko @ each other: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MC: Why are they picking on me? This is weird……….

Me: GIRL U BOUTTA GET THAT GOOD D 

*ahem* *jk* *she doesn’t* *but still* 

Anyway, so you bring him food and sit across from him once again. He LOVES the food. Loves it. But you ask him what his fav food is. He won’t answer. Why? who friggin knows. He deflects once again saying he can eat anything and that he would love if you made your favorite. 

(no sexy times happen btw BOOOOO lol jk but not really, anyway.) 

The next day MC is doing laundry again. She see’s Nobuyuki walking along the corridors and sees him drop something? She runs up and finds a ‘cloth’ (does anyone know what this truly means? I translate as cloth but is it like…sort of like a handkerchief??)  anyway it has plums on it and it is very pretty and she wonders what he is doing with it, but she keeps it for now. ..

You decide you want to make something special. You go into town to one of the vegetable stands and you are shopping when you notice him walking around in the distance looking rather serious and stressed (overworked?). 

You let it go though you don’t stop being curious about it. 

That night you make him food and tea once again and bring it to his room. You can TELL he is stressed but eventually when you ask he denies it completely, leaving you suspicious and upset why he always leaves you separate from his true feelings and troubles, only smiling. 

The next day you go looking around for him and answers. You search around and find his retainers, (the old ones that are left), who tell you how amazing and hard working he is. That he is worthy to be the heir to Sanada Clan and that he is handling his own responsibilities as well and the ones Masayuki left behind. 

However, you feel upset that he must be stressed and not confiding in you. You decide to follow him after that. You only want to help him, really. 

You stumble upon an old house while following him? You’re like what in the hickie-heck is going on here what is this house, who is this woman leading Nobuyuki inside, what is he doing here? 

MC has so many questions, and I guess suddenly feels even more like she does not know Nobuyuki, especially after finding this cloth he dropped. She wonders what he is doing there, of course she wonder of his true feelings, and ends up running away upset. 

That night he is enjoying her food but he can tell she is upset so he asks what is wrong. Feeling like she can not hold it in because of her wounded heart she confronts him, showing him the (cloth?) and asking about the cabin/home. 

Of course, he explains it away, it is all a huge misunderstanding on MC part!!! The woman is married etc. She feels bad. But doesn’t know the “whole” story? The next day she goes to the market again. 

However, she runs into the woman she saw at the cabin, who invites her over, while also asking; 

“Are you a good person like Nobuyuki?” 

“If you want to see what he is doing, why don’t you come see for yourself?” 

((alright alright!!!!!!!!! We will follow you!)) 

So despite your better judgement in wondering if this is okay, you follow and head to the home. Before long you reach it. 

Stepping inside you remove your shoes but you see familiar sandals. 

NOBUYUKI SANDALS!!!! 

In a matter of seconds you hear Nobuyuki shocked voice calling to you. 

He asks what you are doing there, of course you both have the same questions. 

Nobuyuki admits that he is sewing. S E W I N G 


FUCKING SEWING !!!!!!!

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This CUTE old lady comes out and starts gushing about him to you. 

You are bad but he tries to help you. You ask how/when he learned. 

He explains that he can’t go to war like his father and brother. He is stuck in the castle all the time. He wants to be of use for his family and do something to help and he feels that sewing is what he can do while they fight….

(by this moment my heart has exploded omggggg I’ll never be over this

No one knows he can sew except you now. It is a secret he has kept from everyone which is why he was sneaking around. 

You admit that you remember your mother sewing when you’re father was away at war. 

You both work to fix Yukimuras headband!

When his family comes home, Yukimura of course praises him and his ability to handle things.  

Sasuke comes running in screaming for Yukimura, Yukimura asks what is going on and Sasuke says his loincloth is fixed.

Nobuyuki: Good, Sasuke, that old lady fixed it for me! 

Later you see Yukimura and see that his garment is frayed, and you tell him you can repair it. Yukimura smiles and says thank you and Sasuke runs up saying he has a ton of torn things he wants you to fix, too. 

MC is trying to fix the kimono in her room but is having trouble because it’s difficult. Finally she is like screw this, time to find that old lady (LOL). But just then Nobuyuki comes to your room saying he has something to ask you. He spots you working on the kimono and notices its Yukimuras. You say yes you were trying to fix it but it’s difficult, and he shows you how to do it, smiling when you get the hang of it and saying you’re good. 

Nobuyuki says Yukimura always walks on his kimonos and it happens a lot with the frayed hem. (SO cute they know each other so well I am living) MC tells him she will work as hard as she can to get good, because she wants to be there for him to help and support. (YAY GO MC!!

She brings the fixed kimono to Yukimura and he says it looks great! And explains the same thing Nobuyuki said about his habit of walking which makes it fray haha! Then he says MC will be a good wife (: 

Nobuyuki comes out to see what’s going on and Yukimura starts praising you like crazy to him. 

“I was just telling MC what a good wife she would be! Look at this hem it’s like she knows my habit!” 

MC is full on embarrassed because it’s all due to Nobuyuki (hahaha!

Nobuyuki agrees that the stitching is firm! “Yes MC will be a good bride, I’m looking forward to it. Will you sew my kimono this time, please?” (KHFBHFBEB BYE)

Yukimura blushes at Nobuyuki’s forwardness and you also blush and nod. 

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So yeah, waaaay better than the other event. Now I am really looking forward to a route for him. He is so cute and I love the bond between him and Yukimura. This ES was so refreshing and changed my opinion of him completely! 

Lost and Found (Part 3)

Prompt: Imagine finding a lost dog, but it’s not just anyone’s lost dog. Who will show up at your door to claim the pup?

Warnings: maybe language, lost dog…

Word Count:1863

Note: My precious doggie went missing on 6/10 and no one has spotted her or turned her in to the local shelters or anything. I miss her so much, but it inspired this fic. Texts are in italics. Thanks to my darling beta @like-a-bag-of-potatoes

Tags: @amarvelouswritings@blackwidow-romanoff@cocosierra94 @firstgal34

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Waking up, you felt strangely…nervous and elated. You had a normal conversation with Sebastian Stan last night…Or was it a dream?

You checked your phone. Nope. Totally real. So was the part about him abruptly leaving. You sighed and got out of bed to shower. Then you began your routine, ready to get back to the office. Once you got there, you had some much needed work to catch up on. You had a board meeting, a quarterly meeting, emails to catch up on.

The entire day you wondered if you should text him but you didn’t want to be one of “those” girls. If he was a normal guy, you would’ve done it with no problem, but this was Sebastian freaking Stan. You couldn’t just text him like you had the right to do so.

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Wearing Their Uniform 2.0~

Hello hello! Yes you’re the best anon for requesting this gif imagine but with the Axis, Spain, and Romano! I didn’t get much sleep last night so my mind is struggling with actual writing. DX That’s also why I accidentally signed off on the last gif imagines with my other blog’s name. Bet that was confusing but I fixed it haha. So thanks for sending this in darling~! <3 

North Italy: He would just kiss his s/o in his excitement and happiness~!

Germany: Wow s/o you are … stunning … He can’t handle it.

Japan: You’re so wonderful! He’s beyond honored!

South Italy: Well hello there~ He’s delighted and just a touch turned on.

Spain: He gets emotional and tears up just a little.

-Mod Lily

I get really frustrated when I see people erasing the fact that Connor Murphy TRIED. Connor tried to be good. He tried to me nice to Evan. We saw him and his brotherly worry when he read about Zoe in Evan’s note. We see this in the show. Connor wasn’t stable and I know that. He was not in a good place and he wasn’t exactly a great person, but he tried to be. Connor, being in his state, made his view of the world is different. His mental illness caused him to panic, he took anger out on the people around him, and gaining control was hard. I’m not saying his experience was exactly like this, but along with all these things, he tried to be good. Connor Murphy tried to be good. Even though his family didn’t care anymore, even though he had no friends, even if he didn’t have anything, he still tried to be good. And maybe, he could have been. He could have been happy, been friends with Evan, fixed his relationship with Zoe, and maybe with his parents as well, if he got the help he needed. I guess we’ll never know if that would happen. We’ll never know the real Connor.

I get really emotional about this topic. I think you’ve noticed, haha.. I just believe Connor deserved to have help and love and stability. Remember, you will be found..? If only Connor could’ve been found in time.

My first high-end/designer/french made/ expensive ass/lamb skin bag, bitch I’m crying!!

2/27/2017

STORY TIME HEAUX! 

First off, BITCH HE’S DEFINITELY A FUCKING WHALE! $4,125 total for my lambskin CHANEL PURSE didn’t even flinch! Just pulled out his black card and paid for that bitch, the goddesses are being so good to me yo!

I want to get another thing out too.  I trust this man and we’re in an exclusive long term arrangement, he’s not one of my many SD’s, he’s my only one.  So I invest my time to just this man, trust that your girl is being very well taken care of.  I’m going to call him Genie because he always says he’ll make my wishes come true.

So I stayed with Genie for a night and the next morning while I was packing my bags and fixing the stuff in my purse I took advantage of the fact that the fucking strings on my purse are coming out.  

(This is happening on all the little straps.  Calvin Klein/Ross/$80 like that’s what I’m used to.  Took a pic just now at my workplace haha)

We were trying to figure out whether or not we’d hang out for the day.  So I was like, “Aww my purse is coming apart,”  he was doing work on his laptop and looked up and said, “Really? let’s go get you one.” Seriously, I was starry eyed at the possibilities of owning my first high end designer bag!  I got excited and I said “really?”  Then he was like, “I think there’s a Kate Spade store in San Francisco we could go check out, you could come with me so I can get my suit tailored too.” Kate Spade’s stuff is cute but not for me. In my mind I was just thinking I really hope there’s a Louis Vuitton or some shit because I’m not about to get Kate Spade.  If I have to I will.  Bitch I’ve never really explored San Francisco like that and I didn’t know what brands would be there.  We parked the car and he suggested we look for something in Bloomingdales.  As we walked there I saw Chanel, Louis Vuitton,  Hermes, like all of that right? So when I’d see the stores I was like “Chanel mmm, Louis mmmm, Hermes hhmmm.” He just laughed,  so we went into Bloomingdale’s and while he went to the restroom I explored and was looking at the Kate Spade stuff because I was like why not give it a shot.  I just didn’t like anything and nothing really suited me.  I looked at the other brands that were around Kate Spade and I didn’t like anything.  There was no LV anywhere so I asked an associate and she pointed me to the direction where the high end brands would be LV, Gucci, Moschino, Burberry, blah blah.  So I went to look and nothing caught my eye.  He came looking for me and asked if I had found anything and I said no.  I just really didn’t want to get a purse I didn’t like.  He asked me if I had anything in mind and I said Chanel.  He said okay and we went there and honestly I was never a fan of Chanel because I thought it was too girly.  This day Chanel was calling my name and when I walked in and the nice advisor asked me like two questions, BAM! she started pulling purses out and  she knew exactly what the fuck I was looking for.  I narrowed it down to two purses one that was casual and one that was more serious and businessy. ANYWAYS BITCH I GOT THE CASUAL ONE AND WHEN SHE RANG IT UP IT CAME OUT TO 4,125 AND BITCH I BEEN BROKE MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE I’M NOT GOING TO PAY 4K FOR A DAMN PURSE BUT HE DIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!! HE PULLED THAT FUCKING BLACK CARD OUT WITHOUT FLINCHING, WITHOUT ANY WEIRD FACE EXPRESSIONS, WAS LOOKING AT HIS DAMN PHONE WHILE HE HANDED THAT SHIT OVER LIKE GHAAAAADDDD I WAS SCREAMING INSIDE AND THINKING OF ALL MY SUGAR SISTERS AND THE VETERANS THE SPOILED GIRLFRIENDS ALL YOU HOES!!!

We sat where this picture of the bag was taken, it was a mini lobby.  I was on my phone and he was like, “Haha are you telling all your friends now?” and I was like “no” bitch I was taking this picture! haha and he was like “delete your tinder and all that other stuff ha” and I looked up at him and guys I’m his second arrangement and he didn’t do the stuff for her like he does for me and she did some gnarly shit to him.  So this purse was an investment in ME.  I know he got nervous but I reassured him I didn’t have SA anymore or Tinder.  I brought it up later at night and told him he could trust me and that I wasn’t seeing anyone and that I have a lot of respect for him and I would never do anything that would cause me to be untrustworthy.  He is sooooo into me girls and I’m so happy he is!  He’s married in some kind of agreement with her and I know we could never go past what we have now but if my first SD is going to be him, I DO NOT MIND hahaaa I genuinely care about him but I’m protecting myself from falling in love……. I think…………. anyways………..

The packaging and shopping bag for this thing is HUGE!  Going back home and having to carry that around my hood WAS NOT going to happen.  I had to park across the street from my apartments and thank god I had my son’s blanket in my car and I covered this baby up.  I screamed during my walk home.  I couldn’t believe I was carrying this gem and that it was mine!!!

I can’t even really express how I felt.  I value money and I am humbled and I just can’t believe I have a luxury.  It just pushed me to really take the time to think about my goals and I just want this forever.  Not to be a SB forever but to one day be like him.  I got a drive, I’m ambitious, and I fucking deserve it damn it!   I had a goal coming into this and best believe I’m going to achieve everything!  One step at a time though because we’ve been together since January.  This lifestyle has changed my fucking life.  I was able to pay my sons $2,500 dental procedure, I’m able to give my mom money, I’m able to peacefully pay bills without stressing that I can’t save because the system doesn’t allow me to.  Like life is soooo fucking good right now and I can’t wait to see where all this goes.  I’m so happy and proud of myself!  I’m taking this SB shit so seriously ain’t no one fucking around when it comes to serious money and serious goals.  Fuck you hoes that do this for fun, I’m hating. :p

anonymous asked:

ah... ur heacanons for that eczema ask were rlly sweet! um.. a weird request, but could u maybe do one for RFA+Saeran+V where MC struggles with dermatillomania (chronic skin picking / excoration disorder)?? ah im sorry if this ask bothers u..!! pls feel free to ignore if it makes u uncomfortable

( ´ ▽ ` )ノ I don’t mind! I have little experience with this personally (Just a few bad scars from anxiety) but I looked up a few things about it. I hope you enjoy! Tell me if I got anything wrong!


Zen

- When he first noticed the scars, he did ask what they were from, but you brushed it off and said they were from bug bites. Nothing bad!

- So he treated it as nothing bad until he started to notice new scabs or recently healed scratches. They weren’t in the best shape and he worried about infections.

- Especially since it was the dead of winter, and no but would be causing such bites.

- Slowly, one day, he approached you about the subject. He kept his questions as unoffensive as he possibly could. Were they really bug bites? Are you okay? Is someone hurting you?

-  You bit your lip and fumbled with your fingers, trying your best to explain it was a bad nervous habit. Something you couldn’t figure out how to stop. After picking at yourself for a while, it usually calmed you down. Or made it worse. It just depended.

- He listened carefully, then started asking what could have caused the issues. Did he make you nervous? Did his fans? How could he help you?

- You didn’t really know how he could help, so in the mean time whenever he noticed you starting to scratch at yourself, he’d try to hold your hand or distract you.

- He did start a habit of kissing your past scars. He didn’t want you to think negatively of them when they were something you couldn’t fix.

- After a while, he may suggest seeing a doctor, or finding some places online to discuss ways to help you stop or at least slow down.

Jumin

- It wasn’t super bad until you started letting Jumin spoil you. One of the perks were well done nails, and…well…It let to you doing it more often, since your nails were sharper. 

- He’d notice after a few weeks. Just one day when he was holding your hand and decided to study it. When he did, he saw past scars.

- “It’s just from some cats I had when I was younger, haha.”

- He didn’t question it. It made since. But wouldn’t they be healed by now? Maybe they were too deep…

- But then a week later he noticed more, and a particularly bad infected patch. He knew Elizabeth 3rd didn’t claw at people, not you at all, so he lightly grabbed at your hands and inspected them.

- This obviously wasn’t from any animals. Were you doing this to yourself? He couldn’t think of any explanation besides that. 

- You slowly opened up and told him exactly what was happening. How sometimes it eased you from silent panic attacks, sometimes it calmed you. You didn’t know why.

- He’d immediately want to get you into therapy. He’d make sure you were okay with it, but he really wanted you to do it. You were hurting yourself, and he couldn’t stand to see that.

- Why were you nervous? Was it from him? His dad? The parties? Until he could have someone talk to you, he’d try limiting those events or meetings for you as much as he could. If he had to, he wouldn’t even go to them himself.

- In the meantime, he’d give you more and more hugs. He did hug you before, but now that he knew things were still difficult for you, he was dead set on hugging you at nearly every given chance.

Yoosung

- He never noticed until one day you were wearing capri’s, and he noticed a lot of scarring on your ankles and shin. 

- When you saw him notice, you passed it off as your childhood dog biting your ankles a lot as a kid. 

- He doubted it, but he decided to go along with it. 

- Until he saw new ones. 

- He felt extremely worried. Was someone hurting you? Were their more scars? He didn’t want you to be hurting in any way, so he invited you over to hang out. Instead, he sat you down and carefully asked you a few questions.

- You explain it a bit. Sometimes it picks up when finals are rough. When you just have a bad week. Or you just do it without thinking twice.

- He listens until he’s sure you’re done. Then, gently, he cups your face and peppers you in kisses. He goes on to tell you how much he loves you, and how he wants to help you through this. Just tell him how to help, okay?

- He suggests seeing the school counselor, since the two of you are low on money, and possibly seeing about getting on some medicine if that alone doesn’t help.

- If he ever sees old scars on different parts of your body, he tries his best not to worry. 

Jaehee

- The two of your were going out shopping, and in your excitement you kinda forgot about some of your scars showing in certain outfits.

- So when you stepped out of the dressing room, you saw her frown a bit. When you sent a questioning look, she glanced around before joining you in the changing room.

- She’s immediately asking questions. Why are there so many scars on your shoulders? Are you okay? Are you sick? What happened?

- You awkwardly try to explain, keeping your voice low so people outside can’t hear. After a full explanation, she nods, and the two of you finish your shopping trip.

- The next week, she’s done full research on the topic. She’s even managed to get Jumin to set up an appointment with a doctor for you (Which she asks you to consider going to), since he cares about your well-being as well.

- If you’re nervous about that, she holds your hands and gives you small forehead kisses with encouraging words of love.

Seven

- You were in the middle of a session. You couldn’t really help yourself, and didn’t realize how bad it had gotten until you noticed the dry stickiness of freshly dried blood at your finger-tips.

- Seven was supposed to be out for a bit longer. Or maybe you really zoned out that long. Regardless, he ended up walking in on you and immediately panicked. 

- He’d grab at your hands and inspect the damage, asking you a few questions in a rush. Since he’s panicking, you panic, and soon you’re tearing up and shaking

- When he realizes the damage isn’t too bad- You didn’t dig that deep and it’s easily treatable- he feels bad for spooking you so badly.

- He kisses your tears away and promises to be right back, rushing to get something to clean you up a bit.

- Once that’s all said and done, he’s instantly holding you against him, calmly asking you questions this time and letting you be as slow as you need to be to answer them.

- In the end, he decides to try talking you to the doctor. He has the money, but he’s very worried about you. If he needs to, he’ll help you try and keep your nails short- Or maybe even buy you some nifty gloves. Just something to ease the both of you.

V

- Since he can’t see that well, he noticed when your hand felt different than usual. Did you normally have these markings on your skin? Was that area raised before? Was it that red?

- The next time he holds hands, he notices a big band-aid covering move of your hand. Worried, he asks, and you say its a burn from cooking.

- He lightly kisses the back of your hand, and carries on

-But later that day, he feels the bandaid it gone, and it’s a bit…wet?

- You jerk your hand away when he realizes it’s blood.

- Immediately he’s a bit worried. He tries to keep his voice calm and he asks you questions. Were you okay? What are you doing?

- Regretfully, you tell him. He listens, his worry peaks a bit more, and he pulls you into a hug. 

- He tries his best not to get how he was with Rika- On the edge of just begging you to do that to him instead of yourself.

- He ends up calling Jumin while you’re away and discussing what he could do to help you. Doctor? Talking? Medication?

- He’s worried, but in the future he tries his best not to fret the next time it happens.

Saeran

- He’s a lot harder to fool.

- A not so innocent cuddle session caused him to see some scars on your sides, and suddenly it made sense of why you were so reluctant on letting him accidentally see your shirt ride up.

- After kissing a few, he lowly asks why you have them, slightly worried of the answer he’ll get.

- After you explain it, he’s a little bit relieved. He was worried the causes were from abusive people, but that doesn’t mean he’s not worried about you still.

- He suggests small little things to do instead while the two of you discuss how to help you.

- His go-to is picking the nail polish off of his nails at times, or even biting his nails.

- He’s…Not really the best at coming up with alternatives, but he’s trying.

- He may even try to take you to one of his sessions, seeing if the doctor has any tips for you.

- If he notices you doing it absentmindedly, he’ll start cuddling with you and holding your hands in his. 


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