well i hate to tag things like this but

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I think I overdid this

Oh my god what I have done

BONUS

@awkwardfortuneteller of course i’ve seen that tweet

THE SIGNS AS THINGS I'VE SAID BEFORE
  • Aries: People hold hands? Psh I can't relate, I throw hands like a real man.
  • Taurus: [puts on fake glasses] It's time to read some hoes.
  • Gemini: Me actually liking someone? Sounds fake, I just like the validation that I'm not complete trash.
  • Cancer: I'm internally screaming right now because the one day I decide to wear makeup I keep crying. My eyelashes are clumping together and I cannot. I refuse.
  • Leo: Do you ever see the sun and you're like ... Man, I'd love to punch it because same. I want to punch the sun so hard. My only chance to be fist-kissed by a hottie.
  • Virgo: I feel bad that I don't recycle. I just can't be inspired to do it because I still feel terrible about life after doing so. [throws water bottle in recycling bin] Oh look, I still have depression!
  • Libra: I want to have a flowery aesthetic... I need a group of friends that are always willing to take pictures of frolicking through flower fields.
  • Scorpio: I love the fact that no one really knows anything about me, but it also makes me kind of sad at the same time. What is my legacy besides being the mysterious and hot one?
  • Sagittarius: The only person in this world who will never break my heart is education connection lady. She's still in 2009 singing about her education experience and I refuse to believe anything different.
  • Capricorn: I've spent 10 hours of my life listening to the education connection song. If I don't make it to college, then I may as well just die.
  • Aquarius: Other people around me are always like "I LOVE YOU! OMG, I LOVE YOU!" Meanwhile I'm just eating my imaginary popcorn thinking about how much I hate everyone.
  • Pisces: I'm eating five hour old chicken nuggets and I'm sad. I don't think I'll finish them... I have to throw them away... This is probably the worst thing I've ever done in my life.

Hi! Some of you might know me from @vvakarians (my main blog) or from @dragonageaspecweek as Mod Mal! I decided that this fandom needed a little more positivity in the trans department, so I’m hosting a Trans Positivity week!

  • It will run from August 21st to the 27th
  • This is for BOTH Dragon Age and Mass Effect series 
  • It is open to ALL people with trans characters and trans headcanons
  • During this week it is encouraged to make anything you would like about your oc’s or send in things about pre-existing characters that you headcanon as trans! 
  • My ask box will be open for general questions, if you want to introduce your character, or just talk about trans stuff
  • I will track the tag #transbioware, feel free to @ me as well!!
  • There will be absolutely no hate on this blog, if anyone sends it in they will be blocked and reported 

I just really wanted to spread more positivity in this fandom during a time that a lot of people are coming out and spreading hate. I myself am trans and know what it’s like to feel like shit when someone does that. I’m hoping that this week and this blog will help people feel safe in sharing their experiences and characters/headcanons!! 

I don’t even need anyone to date me ever again, I just need teachers to keep saying I’m a joy to have in class

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DO NOT REDISTRIBUTE OR REUPLOAD!!

Actually have been hesitating about posting this in Tumblr for weeks now, but…guess why not. Not translating his Q&A though…=_=

And no need for other members, I presume? =_=“

~hiatus extended to [TBD]~

My last post on this didn’t feel urgent enough so:

I need writing commissions. My parents screwed my bank account over when they came to visit and I don’t get paid again until the beginning of July. I have bills and I’m living on my own this summer so I just…really need this? I don’t like to ask for handouts, which is why I’m doing this instead.

I do a dollar for every two hundred words (thats 5 bucks for a thousand word fic, 10 for a 2,000 word, and so on). I’ll do nsfw fics too; any fandom I’m familiar with is up for grabs (Voltron, PnF, Gravity Falls, PJO, Arrowverse, etc), any and all pairings and if you provide enough context I can attempt OCs as well. About the only thing I refuse to write are r*pe scenes.

You can check through my “my writing” tag here, or browse my Fanfiction account (same name), AO3 account (TakingOverMidnight3482), or Fictionpress account (TakingOverMidnight) if you want to see examples of my work.

If you’re in summer courses or want someone to proof read something, I can do that as well. My major is Creative Writing, so English is kind of my thing. I’d charge by the page for that.

Transactions will be through PayPal, but if that doesn’t work we can always try to figure out another arrangement.

John And Paul, Causing Pain To The Artist In A Dark Alley In Hamburg, by CJD, 2017

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I’m sorry, i’m dying because of this friendship.

also, too ooc? probably.

welp i guess there’s not going back. @skidspace tagging you because you made me ship this and i don’t know if I hate you or love you for it probably the second one

So…I have this headcanon that Yandere when not stalking senpai or killing people, he likes to draw. It’s usually about him and senpai together and being happy and things like that but  sometimes he draws the other ilplier egos and the stuff he thinks happens in their meetings and theories about the egos he doesn’t know well and thats how this stupid comic happend and instead of drawing specific things about that headcanon i go for the gay stuff. yay me

Note: I like to think that even if he can’t see with his eyes, the host is aware of the things happening around him(visuals and stuff like that) because of his “narrating everything that is happening” powers(at least most of the times)

Gon broccoli and Killua cauliflower 

yes i know i spelled the end of broccoli and cauliflower wrong please don’t hate me i doodled these at like 4am ok

reasons why I think da:i is poorly written

don’t get me wrong, I (occasionally) have a good time playing it, but like…

  • the villain is uncompelling, and he never feels like a threat, because he never wins
  • seriously I feel more threatened by Josephine than I do by Corypheus
  • they try to push the “grey morality” thing way too hard, when there never was any to begin with
  • they retcon a bunch of things, making the Dalish and Mages seem more villainous than they are in the name of said grey morality
  • they continue to vilify Anders, while simultaneously pushing all the bad things Cullen did under the rug and saying “oh he’s sorry so it’s okay”
  • (no, he’s not sorry, his views never change, I have talked about this)
  • IN ADDITION: Solas is seen as okay despite literally wanting to end the world??? the fuck?????
  • the entire thing with the Well of Sorrows is so poorly done
  • (yes, please continue to lecture my Dalish elf Inquisitor about his own gods) 
  • you’re the leader of a giant political party, basically, and you spend 98% of your time in the ass end of nowhere. like…what???
  • wicked eyes and wicked hearts
  • fuck that entire quest
  • YOU’RE ALL ASSHOLES AND YOUR EMPIRE CAN SUCK MY DICK

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my biggest pet peeve ever is when you express a casual disliking towards something benign like a band, celebrity, or TV show, and a bunch of people hop in and hound on you as if you’ve besmirched the name of god himself

skyandrobots  asked:

One of the main reasons I didn't follow Notactuallycute back when they were around was their use of the tag " Tumblr glorifying animal cruelty " and when I saw it my thought was like " yeah okay buddy, or maybe they just don't know?! " so I'm really happy that you advocate for polite corrections and the like. Gives me good vibes.

I’m glad. To be totally honest, when I started WADTT, my main rule for responding to things was “not like NAC would.” I really hated how rude and mean that blog was to well intentioned but naive folk, and wanted to do better. It’s been a good guiding ethos, and I’ll always advocate for good education instead of alienation. 

Chaos and the Calm

Characters: Dean Winchester, Y/N Y/L/N (Reader), Officer Jacobs (OMC), Officer Wheaton (OMC), Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer, Jo Harvelle, Ellen Harvelle, Garth Fitzgerald, John Winchester, Thomas Y/L/N (OMC), Dominique Sandgren (OFC).

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 1.5kish

Warnings: AU, Language, Angst, slow build up (more warnings would be included in future chapters)

Author’s Note: Hey guys! This is my entry for @nichelle-my-belle aka my beauty, Nichelle’s Angst Challenge! I got the prompt: “She was an angel craving chaos, he was a demon seeking peace.” I really hope you guys like it and stick around for the ride!

**Also, huge thank you to @neversatisfiedgirl for reading over this and giving me the confidence to post it like this.** -This will be a series-



Chapter One: The Calm and The Storm

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

do u have any autistic!michael headcanons??

YES!!! SO MANY!!!!!

-Audio stims w music!!!
-Likes routine (every day he gets sushi and then goes to 711 for a slushie)
-Stims w his sweater
-Special interest in vintage stuff, specifically vintage sodas
-Uses scripts when talking to people who aren’t Jeremy, which is why he has a hard time talking to Jeremy’s dad during the pants song
-Noise cancelling headphones!!! For sensory overload!!!!
-Likes very tight hugs+holding hands
-Sleeps with really heavy blankets
-Meltdowns aren’t necessarily angry, more self destructive tbh (crying and freaking out by himself)
-He bites his nails
-Likes running his hands through Jeremy’s hair (he does rlly careful little braids in Jer’s bangs!!!)
-Prefers the color red because it doesn’t overwhelm him
-Executive dysfunctionnnnn
-Overshares sometimes when he cant read the situation
-HATES his bad eyesight. Like it just…bothers him that he ALWAYS has to wear glasses to the point where sometimes he won’t wear them (but it hurts his eyes+he can’t deal very well with things being blurry)
-Cries a lot a lot (sometimes for very small reasons) and is very sensitive to criticism 

anyway s i l ove him

also i have a TAG if u wanna read past hcs!!!

Good night everyone…except you America coz once again you slept on The Bold Type

It’s not that hard..I mean if y’all can watch the mess that was PLL for 7yrs then you can damn well sit your asses on that sofa and watch The Bold Type. It’s the same timeslot and channel that PLL was airing on so you got no damn excuses. Get to watching! This show won’t get canceled on my watch.

Are you a depressed overqualified millennial who can still barely manage to pay for rent and food on a monthly basis despite having a bachelor’s degree from a real college?! Why not try spending literally nothing but the barest necessities to keep you from dying!! The kids like “challenges” right!!? This is FUN!! Don’t buy ANY material things that might give you even the tiniest respite from the looming bleakness of your life as a recent graduate in a post-Trump era.

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Masterlist

Gifs not mine.

ravenclawrandomgirl said: Hi how are you? I hope your doing good so can you do an imagine(Sherlock x reader) where the reader meets Irene the day before her birthday and on her birthday she feels like she has to complete with Irene who invented herself in but Sherlock ignores Irene most of the time (sorry my birthday is tomorrow and I’m really excited have a good day, afternoon, night and thank you for reading this.

A/N: no problem! I hope you had a lovely birthday!



“I don’t see the point in birthdays,” Sherlock murmured as he turned the page of his book while he heard the conversation between John and yourself talking about birthdays.

“Oh come on, Sherlock!” John replied. “Lighten up! It’s Y/N’s birthday tomorrow.”

“I’m perfectly aware of that. It’s all I’ve been told about and not even by Y/N herself!”

“You didn’t have to remember,” You piped up. “If it’s unimportant to you-”

“Don’t guilt trip me, Y/N!”

“I’m not! You forget everyone else’s and it’s not like everyone has forgotten.” He could tell you were telling the truth so he returned to his book. There was a knock at the door before it swung open. Stood there was a gorgeous woman with luscious dark brown locks, cat-like eyes, and a slim body type.

“Hello, boys!" Exclaimed the woman as she instantly recognised the two men. This woman was revealed to be Irene Adler.

 

 

They’d thrown a surprise party for you. Molly had told you to dress up nice as she had promised to take you to a tea place. Afterwards, you both went back to 221B. When you walked in, everyone was inside and cheered surprise. Sherlock looked uncomfortable. He usually did a parties as it wasn’t his comfort zone. Also, it didn’t help that he had the addition of the Dominatrix on his arm. She was absolutely stunning again. Your face fell when you saw her but you didn’t let her ruin your party. Although, it did weigh heavily on your mind throughout the day. You always felt like you had to impress Sherlock. You did feel some form of feelings towards him but you had to supress them. It didn’t hurt too much though as you knew he was married to his work and you had accepted that. However, there was still that hope in you that he had exceptions to the work rule. This is why it stung when Irene arrived.

 

 

Sherlock was stood alone in the threshold to his room.

"You okay?” You asked as you walked over to the lonely man. A glass of red wine was in your hand. It was only your first glass and you didn’t normally drink much but it was your birthday.

“Bored,” He muttered.

You giggled. “When are you not?”

He smirked but then furrowed his eyebrows. “You’ve changed your lipstick.”

“I’ve reapplied it.”

“No. It is more of a plum colour now whereas before it was a lighter purple.”

“Well maybe I fancied a change. It’s my birthday; I can do what I want!”

“You can’t go and kill a man.”

“You know what I mean.”

“You never really change your lipstick during the day unless you’re going out. So trying to impress someone, are we? John perhaps?”

“Ugh no.”

“What’s wrong with John?”

“Nothing! He’s just a good friend. Not my type.”

“What is your type?”

Before you could answer, Irene walked up to Sherlock and stood very close to him. Uncomfortably close for him.

“I didn’t tell you the reason for my visit,” She said seductively and stroked is arm. She completely ignored you.

“And what was that?”

“I need assistance. I have a pr-”

“Too busy I’m afraid.”

“But-”

“Very busy.”

“Well, I’d hate to waste anymore of your time. I’m always here if you change your mind or… Need me.” She winked at Sherlock before grabbing her handbag and leaving the flat.“

"You’ve got nothing on!” You exclaimed.

“Well I may have lied,” He admitted. “I do have better things to do.” He smiled. “The lipstick looks nice on you. You should wear it more often. Goodnight, Y/N. I hope you’ve had a nice birthday.” He kissed your cheek before going into his room and shutting the door behind him, leaving you blushing ad excited in the hallway like a schoolgirl.


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A note to the anti-cc crew on tumblr:

If you don’t like her, stop complaining? Just deal with the fact that she is in fact an author and a real person, and whilst she may have her flaws well BREAKING NEWS! Everyone has flaws so even if she isn’t your favourite person she is other people’s.

Don’t tag your shitty hate posts (that really fail to justify your hatred) with things like ‘the dark artifices’ and ‘the mortal instruments’ because you’re just gonna get a lot of shit from Cassie’s fans. Yeah, okay, stick to your anti-cc tag or whatever but tagging ‘the mortal instruments’ in the hopes that Cassie will see it won’t do anything?

And the posts about “oh dear me, I want to read Lord of Shadows but I hate the author and I don’t want to give her money” are shit. If you like the story, regardless of the author then buy the book? She isn’t going to use the money to bring back the use of gas chambers and announce herself to be the second coming of Hitler. And please don’t complain about her writing more books. It’s her choice whether she writes them and your choice if you buy and enjoy them.

Also ironically I am, as a massive fan of Cassie and all her books, going to walk right onto the haters’ turf and tag this post under the anti-cc tags ;)