The Glitched System review
( markiplier / darkiplier )
Mark: “Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier and I’ve just found this… unusual network of a sort on Tumblr called “The Glitched System.”
Now, I’m sure all of you are probably wondering to yourselves, “What the hell? What’s Markiplier doing here? What’s going on?” Well, I’ll let you in on the details soon. For now, I’m delving in to this seemingly spoopy askblog, which I’ve heard has gotten a huge following after a month since it was created. Seems like a bunch of questions get answered in the form of audio posts, with some quick ones done in text. Let’s see…
Ooh… Ooh, there seems to be a– a certain headcanon built up for Antisepticeye. I mean, I knew he was a monster with all the glitches and everything, but good God, he’s menacing! What’s with all the growling? Is he part werewolf or something…?
Hey, look, Warfstache is in this– Ohh… He hasn’t been around for a long while… Oh, well. Moving on!
Ha, Googleplier is here, too! Never heard of this “Bingsepticeye” character, though. Who’s crazy idea was that? Certainly not mine, I can tell you that!
What the– Felix? The hell is he doing here? I didn’t know he was answering questions on this blog as well! The more you know, I guess.
And speaking of which, Cry is in this as well! Man… His voice has a way of making you literally calm down after a hard day’s work, doesn’t it?
I like the little warp and radio effects they’ve got going on with Virus!Cry. That’s something we don’t see everyday.
Well, I think I can safely say that I’ve looked through enough material on this askblog to provide some valuable feedback on it. The Glitched System looks absolutely fantastic. I like the idea of having all of these YouTube community characters being voiced by other people and providing information about their own takes on the characters they… speak on behalf of, for lack of a better phrase. This is really unique. Kinda makes you feel a little uncomfortable with the creepy music going on auto-play when you visit the page, but I think that’s to be expected when you’re visiting the askblog on your browser.
Well, that’s all I have to say about this blog, The Glitched System. I hope you guys enjoyed my little critique, so thank you guys for listening. And as always, I wil see YOU–”
Dark: “Aren’t you forgetting someone in particular?”
Mark: “…Uhhhhhhhh… April Fools~”
(Dark snaps Mark’s neck and lets him fall to the ground.)
Dark: (chuckles) “April Fools, indeed….”
From all of us among The Glitched System… April Fools, everyone!