well at least it was fun

naughty-joestars  asked:

Welcome to the headcanons community! It's real fun. well, to the point: could you please write for Gyro with a s/o who acts serious most of the time, like a little tsundere?

Thank you so much!! it’s been fun from what i’ve done so far!!

- since s/o is usually so stoic and serious Gyro tries to get them to crack a smile or at least laugh a little with a joke or song. if neither of those work, he’ll try to  get a rise out of them by being dramatic. if THAT doesn’t work, then cheesy flirtatious puns it is. The bottom line is that Gyro never runs out of ideas to try and get a smile out of s/o.

- I could imagine things between him and s/o are a little awkward at first. He’s trying to make jokes and small talk and s/o responds literally or tells him to stop acting like a child.

“s/o, why are clouds like jockeys?”

“…”

“because they

hold the reins.”

“that wasn’t funny.”

“…You’re so cruel, s/o. So cruel.”

- If they ever remotely express they’re in love with Gyro they immediately deny it, Gyros never going to let them live it down.  “You said it, you do love me!!” He’s absolutely ecstatic about it. Probably swings them into a big bear hug and can’t stop smiling. If they ever said that they loved him he’d probably explode.

- NICKNAMES. Of course, s/o is too much of a tsundere to actually use any nicknames other than harmless insults. Gyro’s very fond of them and will call his sweetheart any cute nickname under the sun. His favorites are Bella/Bello (I couldn’t find a gender neutral term, but it seemed like it defaults to Bello.), Tesoro Mio (my treasure), Buttercup and Sweetpea. When talking to others about his s/o he’ll also use “Piccola Fiamma” which is italian for Little Flame. (he says because s/o lights up his world, and because s/o is a little all of fury.)

- Speakin’ of Gyro using sweet nicknames, he also always tells them cute little phrases in Italian, like “Sei la mia anima gemella” (You are my soulmate) and “potrei guardarti tutto il giorno” (I could look at you all day) and it may be kind of dramatic to s/o but he means every single word.

- He’d offer to let them ride on his horse. “Even Lady Luck would approve of such a wonderful person to ride alongside me.” He likes it when they hold onto him while riding Valkyrie. He’d point out the different types of birds and animals. He likes it when they express interest in what he’s talking about.

-Gyro loves his s/o to pieces despite how much they my act like they don’t love him. He knows deep down they care for him as much as he does them, he’ll take the cold shoulder. After all, they’re not so cruel as to deny him holding their hands while they’re together. He doesn’t mind the awkward silence either, it’s kind of nice to have a moment of just some quiet.

- If they’re sitting down by the fire he likes to nuzzle s/o’s cheek, he thinks they’re blush is the cutest thing. speaking of things that makes them blush. Speaking of mkiang them blush Mozzarella Man likes to write goofy songs for s/o, even though he knows they won’t outwardly appreciate them much. That doesn’t stop him he’s already got a 3 verse song on how pretty he thinks their eyes are.

- S/o might say something like “You hang out with that horse more than me!!” and Gyro just leans over to Valkyrie and whispers “They’re just jelous because you and I have a history.” expect s/o to eye roll.

holy cow these were a challenge to write, but I like a challenge and these were very fun!! I hope they’re alright!! ^^b
-Mod Fish

  • Friend Who Doesn't Play FFXIV: So, how has Stormblood been for you?
  • Me: Have you ever been to the DMV?
  • Friend: Yeah why?
  • Me: It's like that, except when you get to the counter sometimes they tell you it's closing time and can't help you.
  • Me: Other than that, great story and awesome lore. So 10/10.
  • Friend: Well that's good at least. I'm happy for you.

Link and his cute Zora bf!

( i will make this into charms soon i think, if enough people are interested! ^ v ^ )

Ok so, fun fact(WHAT?): Shakespeare invented somewhere around 1700 words. Now I’ve made up atleast 2..? It’s extremely frustrating trying to make up new words, most of my “fictional” slurs turned up in a dictionary or on the urban dictionary. Not that English is my first language, but couldn’t I at least have “squally”? Well anyways, the important thing is that you remember where you heard “wigin humbreg” first, I think it’s really gonna catch on!

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I’ve seen excellent depictions of the Undertale cast in Disney animation or anime styles, but please consider: an Undertale movie done in LAIKA stop-motion. 

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Hat is their thimble

i’m sorry i’m dorky af, (i’m a Little scared is it safe to come out?) well i been kinda on both sides with this Whole will they, won’t they. 

and i had this forgotten thought, since the  scene with the Daughters of Aku reaction to the deers, and them being isolated since birth, that maybe intimacy is not something Ashi would know alot about, or at least not understand it at first, like the naked scene(that was gold) i just think it could’ve been a fun personality trait

and have this one too


So sorry i live for Peter pan references *flies away in shame lol bye

-Welcome to Night Vale episode 102

“Love is a shambling thing, gray-faced and gasping. It moves in from the west, the setting sun behind it. Those who see it avert their eyes. Love stumbles and shutters, love grasps but is not grasped. It sees a man, and the man does not look away. Love reaches out a gray hand. The man touches the band just lightly, just on the palm, and the man feels heat inside of him. His heart is on fire. This is not a metaphor. His heart is on fire and so, soon, is his skin, his hair, his teeth become more and more visible as his face shrinks and melts away. Love watches dispassionately. Love does not love what it does, love only does it. Love does not have eyes and neither, now, does the man… [x]”

when this blog began back in March of 2014, nothing was expected from it. ironically, this blog was the manifestation of a post (that post is here) from earlier that month and this blog was created to share some laughs among some bored friends

a couple of these friends reblogged some of the posts on the blog and the blog suddenly went viral, with a bunch of people asking “when are you going to make more?”

so what is this blog?

looking back -and i didnt necessarily plan this - the blog had three distinct stages

  1. relatable humor blog (problems 1-120)
  2. nuanced perspectives of life from straight white boys (121-350)
  3. humor/character driven, non-linear story development (351-1000)

i had no idea what the hell i was doing through the first two stages. sometime during the second stage, I asked myself, “hmm…this blog focuses on teenage masculinity…how do other people see teenage masculinity and how do I, literally, show that one can become better?” the answer to this is the product that you see today. i wanted to develop a humorized abstract of masculinity through the eyes of a straight white boy instead of continuing to callously satirize white boys. so the product you see today is a result of that. i wanted to keep this blog as ambiguous as i could and I wanted other people to form their own opinions of this blog so, as good artists do, i didn’t say anything. 

the ask above was the last ask that I saw in my inbox this afternoon and i have seen this ask probably over 500 times over the history of the blog. so to answer the question….the answer is both. the blog is supposed to be like this in order to invoke a sense of levity, but also to create a reality that is true for some straight white dudes, and in my opinion, it is what made the blog unique. 

why even do this?

I have been on tumblr since 2012. I have seen a lot of shit. from francieum, the club penguin blogs, badgoku14, and the sandsverse blogs - I wanted to bring something different to tumblr - i wanted to poke fun at straight white boys, but i wanted to be entirely realistic and spot on as well. There’s a reason why there isn’t a “Gay Black Girl Problems” and that’s because not many people can relate to what a gay, black girl goes through day in and day out. Straight White Boys are everywhere, and for that reason, many people can, at the least, relate to being in the presence of a straight white boy, and if i could do that with clever, realistic humor and didn’t demonize white dudes, i knew that the community would be better off for it. additionally, there are few, pure content creators on this site anymore. I know a lot of people use this site as an escape and look for humor to cheer them up, so I thought that I could give back and help people when this site helped me laugh when I was feeling down

who are you?

the wait will be over very very soon

If you’re gonna lose sleep over something, lose sleep over the fun times you have with friends staying up all night. Lose sleep over your career that you put a lot of time into in order to make a lasting impression on the world. Lose sleep over the painting you’ve created to help others see the world the way you do. But don’t lose sleep over someone who won’t text back. Don’t lose sleep over a love that won’t lose sleep over you.

Writing Characters that Slowly Descend Into Madness

Okay y'all this is one of my absolute favorite tropes / character arcs / whatever you want to call it. I’ve written at least two characters that end up twisted and deranged… While it’s fun to do, it can be a little difficult to nail down, so I thought I’d share some tips! 

From Avatar the Last Airbender’s Azula to Gollum, characters often think that they can handle the Ultimate Power™ when they really can’t. These corrupted characters and their character arcs can be tricky to write, so here’s some pointers! 

  • The character to be corrupted should have a one track mind. Your character needs to have a goal in mind, one that (at least in their eyes) requires the Ultimate Power™. This goal can be as simple as world domination, or as complex as “I need to get revenge on this specific person in this specific manner, or else I won’t be satisfied.” It’s up to you, but you need to make sure that your character’s every action revolves around this central goal.
    Or, if your character has two motivations, like reconciling themselves to their family while simultaneously saving the world, make sure they can only do one of them! This will cause lots of conflict and it will be great..
  • Get used to writing internal conflict. In one of my novels, the main character has the power to clean the world’s water supplies, but her friends disapprove for…complicated reasons. She has something of a mental breakdown, wondering if she should be doing what she is. Internal conflict is a great way to show your character being pulled in two different directions; after all, tearing our characters apart is the name of the game. 
  • Make sure your character thinks that they are using their Ultimate Power for good. Even if they’re not. Especially if they’re not. When you can follow a villain’s logic and understand why they are doing the horrific things they are, they become that much creepier.
  • The Ultimate Power must be so attractive that your character can’t help but use it. The only way your character can be corrupted by power is if they use this power. Therefore, they must use it often. Whether this be a superpower, power that comes from the crown on their head, or dark magic, make sure your reader gets plentiful helpings of seeing the character use it.
  • Don’t be afraid to take it slow. Characters descend into madness, they don’t plummet into it. Let your character spiral slowly downwards, let them saunter casually into their twisted ways of thinking.
  • If they can’t be redeemed, they should probably die. Characters that have gone power mad really only have two options: redemption or death. Sometimes your character can pull out of their downward spiral and recognize their mistakes. This may lead to them siding with the very people they had been against, like Magneto teaming up with Prof X to fight a Bigger Baddie. Or they could just admit their mistakes and go on their way, like Mystique occasionally does.
    But if you can’t find a way to redeem your character (or don’t want to), then you should probably consider killing them off. Characters mad with Ultimate Power™ are usually unsustainable, and will usually self destruct at some point.

A character who descends into their madness and power-craziness and has a descent that is really well written can be super engaging. They are, at least, my personal favorite to write and read about. Have fun, and happy writing!

If there’s a writing thing you want to see me post about or you just wanna say hi, go ahead! I’d love to hear from you.

Starters | Heroes & Villains

|HERO|

“You’re not getting away this time!”

“Your tools are impressive, but they can’t beat natural born power.”

“Don’t you ever grow weary of the same routine?”

“You’re a monster.”

“I must say, of all the people I put behind bars, you’ve got to be the worst.”

“I don’t want to play your sick mind games, I’m not one of your victims!”

“You can’t control me like you can your little puppets, can you?”

“Ugh, I feel bad for whoever has to sort all this mess out.”

“I’m just…tired. I’m tired of everyone’s lives lying on my shoulders.”

“Why can’t these people just learn to take care of themselves?”

“I enjoy my work, I’m a savior! I wouldn’t trade that for anything!”

|VILLAIN|

“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me? Good.”

“I have to say, you are giving me quite a bit of trouble.”

“You’re about to piss me off, brat.”

“Come on, you can get out of that, can’t you? At least try.”

“Go on, at least put on a show if you’re going to challenge me.”

“The last guy didn’t end up so well, if you’ve heard. I admire your bravery.”

“As much as I appreciate tenacity, I don’t appreciate annoying flies interrupting my plans.”

“Now that I’ve got you, what should I do first?”

“Relax, kiddo. Not everyone’s out here for mass murder or world domination. Maybe I just wanted to take this car for a joy ride.”

“Why do you always have to ruin my fun?”

“Why did I turn bad? Why do heroes ask such inane questions?”

“You don’t need to understand me, I don’t WANT you to understand me!”

“Not everyone can be pulled into the light, hero.”

thedyslexicartist  asked:

Um hi... I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE and well I'm still learning could you do a hand tutorial?

if you wanna do realistic hands i don’t think i can help you that much but if you wanna do more stylized and cartoony hand then that’s all the help i can give you

drawing 5 distinct fingers is tedious and feel unnatural, try sticking at least two fingers together and then dividing them in the clean phase.

remember: the best way to learn is to look at a lot of reference. draw your own hand that’s why we have two! one draws and the other is there for reference!!

Landlock our land? Disrespect a solemn event in our lives...... Lose A TON of money.

This is going to be a long one so feel free to scroll down to the TL/DR.

My mother in law inherited approximately 50 acres of land seated by beautiful, well known lake. She recalls memories of camping, fishing, swimming, and having wonderful times with her (now deceased) brother and family. When she and her brother had children, they continued this tradition and created memories that my husband, to this day, fondly remembers.

Her land was located about 5 miles from the main highway and you have to drive through another property owner’s land to get to the land. They never had a problem going to and from her property when the previous owners owned the land.

In 1995, a local family purchased the land that led into the family property. The current land owner (who will now be known as “SOB”) told my husband that they could no longer enter my MIL’s land. My husband basically begged the land owner for access to the family property. He even volunteered to pay a yearly fee to be able to drive through an easement to get there. The SOB was adamant. NO.

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Why all the venus signs have the capacity to cheat

Since we want to harp on Gemini and Sag venus so much, I just wanted to make a post talking about why ALL the venus signs have the capacity to cheat on you. It’s a choice that a person makes, a shitty one at that, but it is not solely based on your venus sign. Astrology does not automatically strongarm you into cheating if you have a masculine venus sign and it does not swish its celestial wand to make you loyal if you have a feminine sign(a concept some people actually think is true). This could apply to mars as well, but I mainly focused on venus in this post.

Aries | The search for something new consumes them. It’s not that you aren’t a great person. It’s just that you’ve been conquered all ready. The chase is over. So now it’s time to go after the person at work who keeps eyeing them up.

Taurus | You are a great catch. Honestly you are. The fact that they were with you for so long proves that. It’s just that they met someone new who is an even better catch. It didn’t happen overnight, but that means as the taurus venus got more comfortable the frequency has increased. Someone else making them feel more comfortable will be the main culprit for why the Taurus Venus may leave you.

Gemini | We all know that Gemini venus are flighty because they think everyone has something to offer them. They want to learn something new. Being with you has run its course, so now it’s on to a new lesson. Preferably with your friend from your dance class.

Cancer | We know their love is unconditional. The issue is you have to earn it first. Cancer venus is looking for any reason to bolt until that love is secure. Why not bolt and go to the person who makes them feel comfortable, far more comfortable then you have? Another factor that could lead a Cancer venus to cheat is that Cancer’s share the trait of fickleness with their neighbor Gemini. They are actually nervous about finding the right person to so they will hide in their shell or sabotage in order to refrain from falling too deep in love. Check the phases of the moon to see when your cancer venus may cheat on you next. They don’t call it the “New Moon” for no reason.

Leo | Underappreciation will cause a leo venus to seek it elsewhere. You should have been way more attentive. If you were, they wouldn’t have been driven into the arms of another. It’s your fault that this happened. You can’t convince them otherwise.

Virgo | Don’t forget that mutable energy makes them flighty too. Their mind is alive with all the possibilities of you leaving. It just seems like you don’t need them. So they decided that it would be better to try and support someone else. At least they’ll appreciate it, unlike you.

Libra | Flirting is fun which is what caused you to become enamored in the first place. You failed to realize they were flirting with 3 other people at the same time. Sure you snagged them, but their heart was never really in it. Too much love to give so they decided to give it to you…and the three other people they met when you two were first introduced.

Scorpio | Well it’s easier to cheat and ruin the relationship, rather than it just ending naturally. At  least the relationship didn’t end because of the Scorpio Venus individual being unable to open up. No, it has to do with your incompatibility in the bedroom. They just had to look somewhere else to satiate their lust. You just aren’t ready for the intensity of their love. Whatever gets you off their back and out of their lives.

Sagittarius | Love is an adventure. That’s the mantra a Sagittarius Venus is sure to go by in life. They can love with a fierce passion, but if it’s not given out freely. When the person is correct for them the fires of love will not be overcome by anyone else. Getting a sag venus to that point is a long journey. In fact, they will probably replace you on that journey fairly quickly when you don’t play your cards right.

Capricorn | They don’t feel as though they are getting satisfied by you. They want a life that feels comfortable all around. If you aren’t romantically giving your all, the capricorn venus will start to grow bitter. Cheating does not come easily to them, but if they convince themselves it’s the right choice then it won’t matter. In fact they might even expect you to just forgive them because it was surely just a matter of lust while their love for you is limitless.

Aquarius | They love the idea of new things. New conversations, new feelings, new people. They will want to see how a new person’s mind works. In their mind they have to keep their life exciting and unpredictable. If you don’t aide them in that endeavor, they will find someone who will.

Pisces | The watery mutable energy of Pisces lends itself to a smoke and mirrors act. When it comes to cheating for this sign, there could be a myriad of reasons for why they cheated. The fact that they may not know their true feelings may play a big part. Or perhaps the person they cheated with was just more mysterious than you. Whatever the reason, the pisces venus didn’t want to hurt you. They care about you too much.

LITHA 101

To all my witches out there excited for the Summer Solstice, here’s some fun ideas to get ready to celebrate the actual longest day of your year.

SUN TEA: This stuff is the shit for witches that enjoy ice tea. Really easy to make as well. All you need is a closed container, water, and some tea bags/loose tea leaves in a holder. Add the water and the tea leaves, and leave it out in sun for at least 5 hours.

I say closed container because I don’t want bacteria to grow in your tea. SAFETY FIRST PLEASE. The best part about this, is you can flavor it however you want. You believe lemon, jasmine, and some other item I can’t think off the top of my head should go into the tea; just toss it in. Please, please, PLEASE be careful what you put in your tea, I don’t want food poisoning or anything else to happen to you.

Use it to capture the sun and its essence. Hold the sun in your hands. Enjoy the warmth that it provides you.

FLOWER CROWNS: Flowers, their entire reason to live is for the sun. The best way to represent the sun is the way to show their work. A simple flower has more impact than you can think.

BEES OR MORE SPECIFICALLY HONEY: Yup, what’s better than flowers, but the workers who spend their lives servicing the sun and it’s works of art. Help the bees by supporting your local farmers and buy some local honey from your grocery store. Gets some bees wax and make some candles. SUPPORT👏OUR👏BEES👏

YOURSELF: Yup, I’m a low budget bitch. So everyone let’s wake our lazy asses up before the sun and welcome it. Do yoga, sun tan, enjoy a nice breakfast, enjoy a facial, anything else you can think of. Walk around and reflect the sun. Wake up to see the sun and stay late to watch the sun set. Be joyful, and happy. You are the best way to worship the sun.

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There are many other ways that I’m leaving out. Bonfires, honey cakes, homemade (non)alcoholic mead, so many other ways to celebrate the summer solstice. There are many ways to celebrate the sun and the life it gives, and this is a great opportunity for the sun and the fire to shine. Happy Litha everyone.

((also its the 21st of June in 2017 in case no one knows))