Can someone please write an AU where they meet at a karaoke bar and Joe’s a regular there and he’s a bit of a bad ass with a tough reputation. Leather jacket and all. He’s with his mates in one of the booths and there’s this bunch of South African guys all pissed off their asses singing a very off key rendition of Whitney Houston’s I will always love you. And then there’s this one guy on a table with blonde hair and a ripped open white shirt and even from that far Joe can tell he’s cute. So never one to miss an opportunity Joe walks up to him when the song finishes, tugs on his jacket and asks to buy him a drink. Apparently, his name’s Caspar and he’s a giggly little fucker who sloshes the martini Joe bought over both of them and Joe’s never seen anyone so cute. Long story short, maybe blame it on the alcohol but they end up at Joe’s and somehow Joe wakes up to two empty bottles of wine on the floor, an easel with coffee stains and and random paint slashes all over it and a very heavy set of limbs belonging to a certain boy crushing him. They’re both in their pants and Joe spends a good ten minutes just looking at Caspar’s face. And when he does wake up neither of them really freak out. They get breakfast and things kind of keep happening from there. Caspar lives in London so does Joe. It just progresses really.

mdianasanders  asked:

You didn't accidentally kill Rosalie or something did you? Also, while on the subject, I wouldn't mind if you "accidentally" killed Dredan, I'm seriously fed up with the guy.

No! I didn’t kill her by accident…..or on purpose either!  Haha! You will see her here VERY soon. She is busy being a terrible parent, but she’s alive. 

As for Dre, well, he IS being a huge jerk right now. But give him time, he may come around…..or he may not. I will say that if he wants to keep Alina he better come around sooner rather than later. ♥

Note: I have more asks, late replies, mutuals stories and OOTD to catch up on at some point today! I have been SO busy the past few days I have gotten behind! Catching up later today! :)

A better band of soldiers there could not be.

No trick to the ear, nor a hallucination of her mind – what Casca heard was a truth which finally set the blood within her veins boiling. Incredulous eyes twinkled with a newly lit fire, a desire to avenge the men he had doomed and shamelessly replaced, and long before she put a mind to what she was doing, the man they called saviour was met eye-to-eye with what one day may be his demise. For the first time, she did not care if the body was her own flesh and blood. Knuckles met jawline, punch set precisely. Then, a sword was drawn. White-hot fury, mingled with the dying faces of her comrades, her brothers, men she had called family. Casca was ready to kill.

„You dare? You dare call that rotten army of yours a better band of soldiers than those you sacrificed? No one will replace the Band of the Hawk! No one will replace Judeau, or Pippin, Corkus or Gaston and all the nameless men you dragged down your godforsaken path! I remember their names. I remember them ALL! Those you doomed to eternal hell to become a faux. One day, everyone will see that, and if I have to make sure of it myself. Don’t you ever dare put THEIR worth below your beasts again and show some goddamned regret instead! For once, Griffith, just.. are we not worth a hint of regret? You have your kingdom now! Is that not the least you can spare us?”

jamieacquaatyourservice  asked:

[[m'kay but from that 'bold which ones apply' meme I would PAY to see a thread where Hannibal just does some of those and gets called out on it like 'dude you did not just double dip' and I'd laugh hard.]]

he will eat you 0/10 recommend

Not to get meta, but I don’t believe for a second that Rose Quartz shattered her Diamond.

Let’s just say Rose Quartz DID take it too far. Would she really have stooped to the level Homeworld did? She was no shining beacon of morality by any account - just look at what she did with Bismuth. But would she have done all that with Bismuth - poofing her and keeping her tucked away - only to turn around and shatter Pink Diamond? COULD she have?

No matter how strong Rose is, Diamonds are elite. They are fucking HUGE

So even if this is only a semi accurate representation, we know that they far surpass the height of a quartz soldier like Jasper or Rose herself. I don’t think Rose would’ve been able to handle a Diamond, one of the STRONGEST gems known - capable of cutting others no problem, on her own.

But judging by these reactions…

I know what might’ve been able to…

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Rawrrr it’s high noon inside somebody’s pants