I’m no sports master or anything, but um…..

since when was football played with a net?

no wonder they look so sad after the game.

Announcer: Final score- three outs, a home run, one football into a net. None of which count.

*Exo sports identity problems*

i must say this song is indeed catchy

today we were in the middle of watching a documentary about christ’s crucifiction in class and i started to hum this fucking tutururutu part

anonymous asked:

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Contract?

Rider stared at the white..cat…thing. 

OH. WE HAVE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE RACE ABOUT YOUR ‘PROJECT’.

A skeletal hand reached out and grabbed Kyubey the scruff of his neck and lifted him up.

YES. TRYING TO STOP ENTROPY WILL NOT WORK. THINGS DIE AND ARE REBORN. TRYING TO STOP THAT WILL DISRUPT THE VERY NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE. AND I DOUBT YOU WANT THE AUDITORS VISITING YOUR RACE.