welcome to night vales

Pretty sure I drove through Night Vale on my way home tonight.

“We invite the children of same-sex couples to listen,” said the radio announcer. “We invite the children of different-sex couples to listen. We do NOT invite the Children of the Corn to listen.”

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that,” a different voice cut in. “Some of our best friends are…” *realized what he was saying was ridiculous* “… corn.”

Every character ever
  • Canon: this character is charismatic and intelligent, quite a perfectionist, and would sacrifice everything for his loved ones, usually nor is he attracted to anyone
  • Fandom: gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay is fucking gay and seeks love

Am I the only one who doesn’t want a night vale movie/tv show??? I mean how Night Vale describe things is they build off of your memories. (ex: “Think of a normal house, now make it pink) Everyone thinks of a different house because everyone has different memories. Everyone has their own Night vale and it would ruin it to actually show what the things look like