welcome to night vale sims

Offend a fandom in one sentence.

“I found My Immortal so much more real and dark than most Harry Potter fanfiction.”

“Sims 4 is the best game in the series so far, nothing has added to my experience like the emotions system has.”

“He’s going to die before the last book comes out, so the tv show is the true cannon.”

“The Weather is the worst part of WtNV, I usually just skip it.”

“Wooden Overcoats would be tolerable if they didn’t have such stupid accents.”

“They’re just space rocks, get over it and stop trying to give them genders and sexualities.”

Welcome to Night Vale slave farm

Glow Cloud is off to work!

Why would he deign to lower himself to employment when he has so many slaves to work for him, you ask?  It’s very simple:

Despite being cured before conception, Glow Cloud’s child Huntokar has inherited the taste for plasma.  Glow Cloud is thankful his mother is too dead to know how her plan failed.

And it’s not that I don’t want vampires in the game; it’s that vampires live for friggin’ forever and I’m already bored with this challenge enough as it is.

Glow Cloud heard that his grandfather had a byblow by an alien and hired private investigators to find the child.  Sure enough, the half alien exists!  She’s grown up, and she’s a police officer!  The only logical thing is to become a police officer long enough to find her, right?

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Anime/Manga:

  • Shingeki no Kyoujin/Attack on Titan
  • Kuroko no Basuke
  • Free!
  • Natsume Yuujinchou
  • Durarara!!
  • Psycho Pass
  • Tokyo Ghoul
  • K Project
  • Shoukoku no Altair
  • Noblesse
  • Cosplayyyy

Games:

  • League of Legends
  • Legend of Zelda
  • Pokemon
  • The Sims

Other:

  • Welcome to Night vale
  • Bunnies
  • Technology
  • Fashion (Men and Women’s)
  • Dogs
  • Pinks, pastels, soft colors
  • Funnies? Idk.
  • FOOOOOOD. DELICIOUS, FATTENING FOOD. (Preferably cakes and cookies ay.)