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Email from a student in my underground fandom club: AHHHHH MRS. [REDACTED]: YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS VIDEO! PREPARE TO FANGIRL! [Link to a YT video related to her favorite ship] ALSO I WROTE A NEW CHAPTER IN MY FIC! WILL YOU READ IT PLZ?

Reason #2356793289 to love Lucifer Morningstar: instead of seeing Alvin and going “what the bloody hell is this awkward, balding, weirdo doing in my club. Get out!”, he literally introduced himself, pulled Alvin over to his table and introduced him to girls he probably wouldn’t have gotten the time of day from on his own, and shared drinks with him and basically treated him like they were old friends.


ok ok time for my sappy speech AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank yall so much for 1.9k u see in times like these when i want to die because of homework i remember all the shitposts and dumbass doodiehead memes and all the weird stuff that’s been making me happy for the last couple of months AND LIKE to see that this amount of people enjoy this stuff is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boneless watermelon??? no but fr thank you for the support and thank u anon who sent me the “skylar should fight the authorities” ask because this wouldn’t have been possible without u ok peace

seoksoomin  asked:

Hi~~ Could you please make an imagine where Rick had an old friend but when he realized that he was attracted to her, he left her, but for some reason they meet again? I hope you like the idea. bye~~~

I’m sorry I took so long! Sometimes I post not according to time of request, but I try my very hardest to do so! I tried to focus on a good memory the reader has of Rick in this writing for the fluff, but idk! Rick is still an ass to the reader, but I was testing my ablity to write fluff! I really love this song and came up with the idea! Man, the character development in Rick and Morty has me more invested for writing them!Here ya go!

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Heat of the Moment Part 2

Summary: Things get heated when Peter Parkers older sister comes for a visit when Peter’s never talked about her. Things get heated between reader and Scott. Bucky and Steve land themselves in an uncomfortable situation with each other. What really went on that night?

Author(s): Caitsy and Ash

Warnings: Smut, swearing, Stucky, fluff.

Disclaimer: We do not own marvel or any characters. We also don’t own any gifs, images, jokes or songs that appear in this prompt.

Requested: Yes.

A/N The much anticipated part 2 for Heat of the Moment with Stucky. Both Ash and I don’t ship Stucky but low and behold I ignited the fire in shipping them. Also do you want to see more co-authoring by us?

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Originally posted by triggeredbarnes

You groaned pushing yourself away from Scott before the teasing began when everyone wandered into the room. Sam was covering himself as he searched for his non-existent clothing, without the alcohol his cockiness wasn’t extremely high. Your head was pounding. You sat up and silently looked over the situation. “When’s he’s quiet, he’s kind of cute” you thought to yourself.

You sat up and held your head in your hands. You took in your surroundings, you couldn’t help but wonder where the Cap had ran off to. The last thing you remember was the way he was silently making eyes at Bucky after their little dare. Bucky was waking up on the other couch shifting uncomfortable and you sure as hell noticed another soldier on that couch. Specifically in his pants.

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agentsokka  asked:

KICKS DOWN DOOR AND BREAKS INTO ROOM. YES HEllo hi tell me about your Davekat/Rosemary headcanons. Bonus round: Vrisrezi (platonic or romantic either works) too. Brownies are at stake depending on your answers. Meaning you'll get brownies no matter what but whether it's the corner, middle, or edged pieces of that delicious brownie platter is up to you.

Oh damn okay let’s do this:

(I’m going to fire off some random ones, I hope that’s cool with you.)

Dave once tried to do story time for Karkat and read him a human book he was interested in, but he ended up reading a comic book out loud in the most monotone voice possible while refusing to show Karkat the pictures.  He also convinced him that Batman was a real person. 
On their anniversary on Earth C, Karkat convinced Dave to pose for him as an “art model” and spent hours working on the worst portrait of Dave imaginable.  It was like sbahj and a poor Jackson Pollock rip off with only five eye wateringly awful colors in their palette had a baby and the baby was Karkat’s art style.  It took a lot of time and effort, but eventually he finished it and it was the most awful thing Dave had ever seen.  He loved it and he hung it in the hall for everybody to gawk at when they came to visit. 
Also they’ve collaborated on several raps, they’re all terrible masterpieces that make almost no sense and are 75% unique swears and insults.

Even though Dave and Karkat are the most well known for long movie marathons, Rose and Kanaya also tend to relax the same way after a long day.  They veg out on the couch in their pajamas with a big bowl of popcorn between them.  Rose usually puts her feet in Kanaya’s lap while they watch awful b-horror movies all night.  They usually both pass out on each other before they even finish the popcorn and have to clean it up the next morning.
Rose and Kanaya don’t actually have any lights in their home, they have a lot of windows and open spaces, so it’s usually filled with natural light.  They have hundreds of candles all over their house for when it gets dark, but they’re rarely used because they usually just rely on Kanaya’s rainbow drinker glow to navigate the halls when it gets too dark to see.  It’s great and gives both of them an (unnecessary) excuse to stay near each other all night.  They also tend to do a lot of making out in the dark.
Rose wrote a song once for Kanaya on her violin and played it for her for the first time on a moonless night, where the only lights were Kanaya’s skin and the occasional firefly.  It was a sweet and haunting melody, and Kanaya had never felt more romanced in her life.  Unfortunately, she’d had a particularly long day in the breeding caverns, and the song ended up putting her to sleep.  It wasn’t just a one time thing, either.  It happened every time Rose tried to play it for her.  She decided to relabel it as a lullaby for her wife.

Vriska and Terezi can’t dance for crap, but that’s never stopped either of them from busting a move.  There was a dance party once on the meteor, and even though no one there was a good dancer is any sense of the word, they gave the Scourge Sisters a wide berth after the first song so no one else would get hurt while Vriska and Terezi were “dancing”.  Someone gets injured every time they dance, but neither of them care about that at all.
They tried doing fight club once, but it didn’t end super well because they actually followed the rules and didn’t talk about fight club, so it was just the two of them.  Every time they would even try to fight they would end up biting each other really hard, and then that would slowly lead to them making out on the floor like a couple of weirdos.  Fight club went on for several months before they got bored.
They also have a very long running session of D&D, but it’s only the two of them and they play it by their own rules.  Terezi’s main goal is to get Vriska’s character eaten by a dragon.  So far she has succeeded 13 times.