weirdo club

freakyfetish  asked:

What's the best way to meet someone?

Search online. This can be a great way to do it because both you and her potential lover know what they’re looking for. That said, you have to be very careful because Internet talk is cheap and some of the pictures and profiles bear little or no resemblance to the guy you meet in the bar for an “interview” (that’s one of our rules, by the way –My husband get to meet the guy first. If he’s not man enough to do that, he’s not man enough for me). We’ve done it this way and found a couple of lovers for me before now, but it’s not our favourite – too many weirdos:/ Try a ‘Swingers’ Club’. While is sounds a bit tacky, this is actually a great way for beginners, especially if they’re not sure. The reason is, everyone there is there for the same thing – if one or both of you chickens out at the last moment, then no one’s got no ego invested in it to bruise. It’s also a good way to test the water to see how you actually react to another man kissing and smooching with your wife. It’s a fairly safe way to ‘test-drive’ the lifestyle. We haven’t done it this way ourselves, but we do know couples who have and they tell us it’s been very successful and a non-threatening introduction to hotwiving. One thing I can tell you, though, and it’s actually quite funny, is women tell me they have a hard time getting a man to ‘play’ with at these events because… so many of the men are there just to watch their wives having fun.😙👅💦


SVA/NYC area people: two new issues of SVA student publications–INK magazine and the brand-new WEIRDPAPER put out by the Comix Weirdos club–are now out and I have comics in both of them! Osteomancy is in INK magazine and the never-seen-before Escapist Fantasy #1 is in WEIRDPAPER, along with a lot of other cool work by SVA students I’m proud to have my work published beside. Both publications are available for free around the SVA campus, so check them out!


I thought this little thing was silly [ when you ask the place holder to do activities for photography club they literally stand there and it says, ‘the photography club goofs off and has tons of fun’] , so I made a comic about it.

Happy Valentines Day!

Also saw Yanderedev-senpai like one of my other pics and I screeched??? i’m literal trash yandere dev thank you ;;;;v;;;;;;

HYPERSWAG. An Elsie spin off of Carmilla: the Series

So this is a stupid thing i wrote last season and was planning on turning it into a cartoon but it never got off the ground. SO IM POSTING THE SCRIPT FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. Karina would ideally be played by the magnificent Steph Ouaknine. hotladypants

OPENING THEME SONG: opening riff of sail by awolnation where instead of sail i yell SWAG

elsie bursts into her and karinas dorm room
karina: oh shi-
karina is lounging on a pillow throne atop an epic mattress fort that she has constructed out of hers and elsies beds.
elsie: karina did you use our beds to create an epic fort while i was gone?
karina: maybe
elsie: yes good.

later elsie and karina are lounging in fort yolo
elsie: so it turns out that hot goth chick i was mackin with mightve fallen into a pit
karina: that sucks yo
elsie: it cool, if she cant deal with a simple bottomless pit how could she handle my bottomless pit of swag
karina: tru say
elsie: so ive decided ima just make another me to make out with all the times
karina: hyperswag. i ship it.

elsie busts into the bio lab where LaFontaine is doin bio bullshit.
elsie: GINGER BIO MAJOR. i need your help makin mitosis happen all up
in this biznitch.
LaF: what
elsie: this biznitch is me. i need two of me. for reasons.
LaF: elsie i dont think the world is ready for two of you.
elsie: what do you call a ginger bio major that is useless to my quest
elsie knocks over a microscope and jumps out the window

karina: i dunno about this elsie, this tower looks ominous
elsie: omi-not listen to a word you say, cause im about to make some creeps weep.
elsie is inside the alchemy tower givin some alchemy club weirdos purple nurples

alchemy creeps: STOP! PLEASE! WE’LL DO ANYTHING.
elsie: mission accomplished.

later elsie walks into a large cardboard box on its side labeled “DUPLICATOR”. an alchemy club creep presses a button on the side. some smoke spews out. loud bangs and whirrs are heard. the alchemy club creeps look terrified.

the smoke clears, and out strut two elsies. they look each other up and down.
both elsies in unison: DAMN WE SEXY AS HELL
they high five

end credits


danny: elsie, karina, this fort of yours has gotten out of hand. the girls need those mattresses for sleeping.
elsie: youre not the boss of me
danny: i am the president of the summer society, so yeah i kind of am
elsie: well i am the empress of swaghilia, and this is sovereign swaghilia territory. you have no authority here frankenginger.
danny: elsie i swear to god…
elsie: and your visa application to enter swaghilia has been denied. karina, have her deported.
danny: ELSIE

i thought we were past the ‘LGBT is for people outside the norm!’ homophobic bullshit. being LGBT is completely normal! y’all need to stop treating it like its some club for weirdos who don’t fit in with society and shit