weirdo beardos

Moon: River, I just found out that my name in Star’s phone contacts is “birth giver”. I don’t know what to think…

River: HEHEHEHHAHAHSGGEGEGEEE….hhHeheheheheheheeheheheheh…….I love our daughter. Whats mine?

Moon: You’re… “Beardo weirdo”…

River: *crying* i lov her so much


Sweaty jiggly running weirdo with a beardo gif! And a little dumbbell press gif!

Had a good run this afternoon with sore legs and a decent little lifting session afterwards! I have never had a strong bench, my legs have always been solid but my bench weak sauce! I am trying to fix that with massive amounts of presses. I have heard that the control it takes for dumbbell press helps when you move to a straight bar! My goal of 80s by the end of April is in reach!

I am happy to be able to run and workout even feeling a little under the weather! (I feel much better than yesterday!) I think my biggest problem was lack of sleep which NyQuil and gingerale fixed!

Hope y'all are having a fantastic hump day!

  • dale, reading from a form: special issue permit of ghost hunting per the decree from the office of agent dale gunn of a.r.g.u.s., cisco “ghost auctioner”? ramon ---
  • cisco: uh, ghost-ecutioner, i do realize dante probably wrote it down in a confusing way.
  • dale, continuing: armando “shady lady” ramon.
  • armando: nailed it. got that in one.
  • dale: and... dante “big muscles” ramon ---
  • dante: dale said it, that’s legal everybody.

The Book of Life Starters
also known as that movie i’ve watched six times and will continue to do so fight me

  • “What about the weirdo with the beardo?”
  • “It’s like a hundred birthday parties!”
  • “I belong to no one.”
  • “How about a little wager?”
  • “I miss her so much.”
  • “By the ancient rules, the wager is set.”
  • “No retreat.”
  • “No surrender.”
  • “He has the gift.”
  • “You are going to become a proper lady!”
  • “Father’s do what’s best for their children.”
  • “Wait, we were supposed to bring gifts?!”
  • “Don’t forget me!”
  • “Always play from the heart.”
  • “Kids these days, with their long hair and no killing stuff.”
  • “Don’t you love your family?”
  • “Those are some big shadows we live under, huh?”
  • “I’m allergic to dying!”
  • “You picked yourself a feisty one, huh?”
  • “You two are acting like fools!”
  • “Wait, me too?”
  • “Fix this for me, old friend.”
  • “I may not be the town hero, but I swear, with all my heart, I will never ever stop loving you.”
  • “Why didn’t you protect her?!”
  • “It should have been me.”
  • “What is it with Mexicans and death?”
  • “Parents and their crazy baby names.”
  • “Savage.”
  • “You cheated!”
  • “You will pay for this!”
  • “It’s a good day for doom.”
  • “You misbegotten son of a leper’s donkey!”
  • “No one’s that big, man!”
  • “If you can forgive, love can truly live.”
  • “I hate everybody.”
  • “Wait, what are you doing?”
  • “You were going to sacrifice yourself… for me?”
  • “I thought it might be time to be a true hero.”
  • “Will you ever forgive me?”
  • “I do.”
  • “Anyone can die. These kids will have the courage to live.”

There is a level far past Silly Billy, Weirdo Beardo, past even Nutzo Buttzo… 

BEHOLD: Psycho Bikeo

During Psycho Bikeo, the barks are so energetic and all-encompasing that they run like waves down his body, lifting his feet from the ground with the exertion it takes to make the noise.

This is usually the last hurrah of energy after a big walk if he thinks it’s even remotely near dinner time (which is wasn’t) before calming down and sleeping for hours.

anonymous asked:

Can you rewrite the bible? Thanks xx

There wuz a big d00d in duh sky and he made a weirdo wid duh beardo who dyed but den cummed bak 2 lyfe from beh1nd mahoosive rock and nevuh sed bein gay was wrong.