weirdness quote

ihavemannersbutimrudetoo  asked:

would you please do a post that has the types as ______?

(I’m assuming you’re just asking me to pick something? Which works for me because I’ve been compiling this list for like a year now, so thanks for the final push to get me to finish it 😂)

MBTI as Things I’ve Heard People Say

ESTJ: “God bless the cereal bar.“

ESFJ: “I just get on Pinterest and look up cute guy style 2017.”

ISFJ: “Are you feeling bears or seals right now?“

ISTJ: “I said ‘wave of savings’, what else would I have said?”

INTJ: “I’m just not in the mood for dealing with popcorn right now.“

ENTJ: “When I become lord and ruler of the universe, which I’m getting pretty close to being…”

ENFJ: “You don’t understand, this beetle was so fuzzy guys. You could’ve skinned it and made a designer coat.”

INFJ: “I thought the mosquitoes would be gentlemen, you know?”

INFP: “Okay so when you send emails, does it say Snuffles?“

ENFP: (2am) "So I was thinking about snails.”

ENTP: “And for my two sides I’ll have fries and fries.”

INTP: “You know, the only thing I don’t like about college is not being able to just, like, eat ice.“

ISTP: "You know, if school was just tech and orchestra, I would love it.”

ESTP: “If it’s good enough for the Playboy magazine it’s good enough for me.“

ESFP: "I accidentally got famous today.”

ISFP: “Would you rather have your own dragon or have a puppy that stayed a puppy forever?”

hope you guys like this 🙃

Cas finds tumblr
  • Cas: Dean there's this interesting website called tumblr
  • Dean: Cas, stay away from there
  • Cas: *confused head tilt* What is Destiel Dean? It seems popular
  • Dean: Cas no-
  • Cas: Dean I don't understand... what is fanfiction?
  • Dean: *gets up and goes towards Cas* Come on Cas... give me the laptop buddy
  • Cas: The laptop's warning me of smut. What is smut?
  • Dean: *tries to grab the laptop*
  • Cas: *dodges Dean and starts reading* This... this is very explicit. How do they know all this?
  • Dean: Cas we don't talk about that!
  • Cas:
  • Dean:
  • Dean: Wait a minute I don't understand
  • Cas: It's like they've been spying on us Dean
  • Dean:
  • Cas:
  • Dean:
  • Cas:
  • Dean: *eyes widening* Oh Chuck... SAM!
  • Sam: *trying hard not to laugh* What? People like it!
i’m sorry for all the blood i left on your lips / for loving you into ruin.