weirdest story ever

New ask game for writers

1. Favorite place to write.
2. Favorite part of writing.
3. Least favorite part of writing.
4. Do you have writing habits or rituals?
5. Books or authors that influenced your style the most.
6. Favorite character you ever created.
7. Favorite author.
8. Favorite trope to write.
9. Least favorite trope to write.
10. Pick a writer to co-write a book with and tell us what you’d write about.
11. Describe your writing process from scratch to finish.
12. How do you deal with self-doubts?
13. How do you deal with writers block?
14. What’s the most research you ever put into a book?
15. Where does your inspiration come from?
16. Where do you take your motivation from?
17. On avarage, how much writing do you get done in a day?
18. What’s your revision or rewriting process like?
19. First line of a WIP you’re working on.
20. Post a snippet of a WIP you’re working on.
21. Post the last sentence you wrote in one of your WIP’s.
22. How many drafts do you need until you’re satisfied and a project is ultimately done for you?
23. Single or multi POV, and why?
24. Poetry or prose, and why?
25. Linear or non-linear, and why?
26. Standalone or series, and why?
27. Do you share rough drafts or do you wait until it’s all polished? 28. And who do you share them with?
29. Who do you write for?
30. Favorite line you’ve ever written.
31. Hardest character to write.
32. Easiest character to write.
33. Do you listen to music when you’re writing?
34. Handwritten notes or typed notes?
35. Tell some backstory details about one of your characters in your story ________.
36. A spoiler for story _________.
37. Most inspirational quote you’ve ever read or heard that’s still important to you.
38. Have you shared your outline of your story ________ with someone? If so, what did they think of it?
39. Do you base your characters of real people or not? If so, tell us about one.
40. Original Fiction or Fanfiction, and why?
41. How many stories do you work on at one time?
42. How do you figure out your characters looks, personality, etc.
43. Are you an avid reader?
44. Best piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten.
45. Worst piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten.
46. What would your story _______ look like as a tv show or movie? 47. Do you start with characters or plot when working on a new story?
48. Favorite genre to write in.
49. What do you find the hardest to write in a story, the beginning, the middle or the end?
50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had.
51. Describe the aesthetic of your story _______ in 5 sentences or words.
52. How did writing change you?
53. What does writing mean to you?
54. Any writing advice you want to share?

✍ Finally, an ask-meme for writers! ✍
  • 01: When did you first start writing?
  • 02: What was your favorite book growing up?
  • 03: Are you an avid reader?
  • 04: Have you ever thrown a book across the room?
  • 05: Did you take writing courses in school/college?
  • 06: Have you read any writing-advice books?
  • 07: Have you ever been part of a critique group?
  • 08: What’s the best piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten?
  • 09: What’s the worst piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten?
  • 10: What’s your biggest writer pet-peeve?
  • 11: What’s your favorite book cover?
  • 12: Who is your favorite author?
  • 13: What’s your favorite writing quote?
  • 14: What’s your favorite writing blog? c;
  • 15: What would you say has inspired you the most?
  • 16: How do you feel about movies based on books?
  • 17: Would you like your books to be turned into TV shows, movies, video games, or none?
  • 18: How do you feel about love triangles?
  • 19: Do you prefer writing on a computer or longhand?
  • 20: What’s your favorite writing program?
  • 21: Do you outline?
  • 22: Do you start with characters or plot?
  • 23: What’s your favorite & least favorite part of making characters?
  • 24: What’s your favorite & least favorite part of plotting?
  • 25: What advice would you give to young writers?
  • 26: Which do you enjoy reading the most: physical, ebook, or both?
  • 27: Which is your favorite genre to write?
  • 28: Which do you find hardest: the beginning, the middle, or the end?
  • 29: Which do you find easiest: writing or editing?
  • 30: Have you ever written fan-fiction?
  • 31: Have you ever been published?
  • 32: How do you feel about friends and close relatives reading your work?
  • 33: Are you interested in having your work published?
  • 34: Describe your writing space.
  • 35: What’s your favorite time of day for writing?
  • 36: Do you listen to music when you write?
  • 37: What’s your oldest WIP?
  • 38: What’s your current WIP?
  • 39: What’s the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had?
  • 40: Which is your favorite original character, and why?
  • 41: What do you do when characters don’t follow the outline?
  • 42: Do you enjoy making your characters suffer?
  • 43: Have you ever killed a main character?
  • 44: What’s the weirdest character concept you’ve ever come up with?
  • 45: What’s your favorite character name?
  • 46: Describe your perfect writing space.
  • 47: If you could steal one character from another author and make then yours, who would it be and why?
  • 48: If you could write the next book of any series, which one would it be, and what would you make the book about?
  • 49: If you could write a collaboration with another author, who would it be and what would you write about?
  • 50: If you could live in any fictional world, which would it be?
Ask the Blogger Questions

Feel free to ask me anything guys!!

1. Who is favourite character?
2. Who is your favourite band?
3. What is your dream job?
4. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
5. What is your natural hair colour?
6. If you could have a dinosaur as a pet, what type of dinosaur would you have and why?
7. Could you post a selfie?
8. If you could know any language besides your mother tongue, what would it be?
9. Where do you want to live?
10. Do you have any weird or odd talents?
11. As a child, who were your favourite bands?
12. Name the first word that pops into your head
13. How would a dog describe you?
14. Do you like cats?
15. If you had to be a tree, what type of tree would you be?
16. The moon is out, what do you do?
17. If you had a fairy friend, what would you want your fairy friend to help you with?
18. If you could be any supernatural being, what would you want to be and why?
19. Are you more of a pizza person or a fry person?
20. How do you handle knowing that the store HMV is an abbreviation for His Master’s Voice?
21. Name a person that has hair goals
22. Do you think Nicki Minaj would like you?
23. Would you ever go sky diving?
24. Any tattoos? Or do you want any tattoos?
25. What is your favourite flower?
26. Why did you start your blog?
27. Are you more of a space person or an ocean person?
28. If you had to pick between having a sabre tooth tiger or a mammoth as a pet, which one would you choose?
29. If you were a superhero what would your catchphrase be?
30. What do you use more, Tumblr mobile or desktop?
31. A Crow and Raven both want to be friends with you, do you befriend them?
32. What is your favorite movie?
33. Do you have any OTPs? If so what are they?
34. Out of anyone fictional or real, who do you want as your partner in a zombie apocalypse?
35. Flowers have taken over the world, do you like this idea?
36. What are your opinions on giraffes?
37. Who would win a fight, the shopping carts or the shelves? And what are your thoughts on this?
38. Do you think that dragons are friendly?
39. Your favourite character decided to throw a water balloon at you, what do you do?
40. Do you like elves?
41. If you got to be a vampire for one day, just for a test run, how do you think you would do?
42. What is your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?
43. Do you like Bruno Mars?
44. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?“
45. What are your thoughts on pants with no pockets?
46. Do you enjoy other planets?
47. What is your favourite vine?
48. If you were a stereotype in high school, which one would you be right now?
49. Do you like your url?
50. You can change your name to anything you want, what would it be?
51. Do you like rocks?
52. If you were a pirate, what type of pirate would you be?
53. What are your thoughts on pineapples?
54. What is your favourite album?
55. Make a poem on the spot
56. If you had to be a frog for one day, what would you do?
57. Do you like capes?
58. If you were a super villain what would be your super villain power?
59. The moon is phasing, do you still like her?
60. You just seen a tree wave at you, do you wave back at the tree?
61. You just seen a dog, what do you do?
62. You get to go to hop into any fictional world you want, which fictional world would it be?
63. Name your favourite appliance
64. Do you name your things? If you do, what have you named and what is their name?
65. Oh no, it’s a full moon and you’re a werewolf now, what do you do? What type of dog do you transform into?
66. Name a word you don’t know how to say
67. Does pineapple belong on pizza?
68. Name the first word that pops into your head that starts with the letter Z
69. Do you like seashells?
70. What is the weirdest story you have ever read on Tumblr
71. Do you like being a human? If you don’t pick something else to be
72. Do you enjoy the sun? Does the sun like you?
73. Name your favourite commercial
74. Have you met anyone famous before?
75. Do you own any rocks?
76. You have a garden, what plants and statues are in it?
77. Oh no, you have been bitten and now you are a vampire, do you tell your friends? Do you form a vampire group?
78. Name something that makes you really happy
79. Who’s a Queen in your eyes?
80. You just seen a real life dragon, do you befriend this dragon?
81. Do you like night time or day time better?
82. You can bring any fictional character back to life, who is it?
83. There is a raven in your room, what do you do when you find out it talks?
84. You just had a talk with Morgan Freeman, what did two talk about?
85. Do you like berries?
86. How do you think the world is going to end?
87. What person and/or fictional character would you want to raise a baby dragon with?
88. You are now immortal, now what?
89. What song do you have stuck in your head?
90. You are now a famous youtuber, what are you known for?
91. Do you have any pets?
92. What type of vehicle do you want to own?
93. You just finished a really good series, now what?
94. Have you ever thought how penguins feel?
95. Do you think there are aliens out there?
96. What is your favourite swear word?
97. What is the most iconic tm thing you have ever seen/ heard about
98. Favourite Meme?
99. Favourite Comedian?
100. Who is your favourite celebrity?


A- What are you most self-conscious of?

B- What do you do around people when you’re really comfortable?

C- If you had to move to a big city, which would it be? (London, New York, L.A., Toronto, Seattle, Dublin, etc.)

D- What’s your favourite pasta dish?

E- What’s your favourite eye colour?

F- What’s your favourite thing to do on a lazy day?

G- If you have to make food for yourself, what’s your go-to dish?

H- What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Did you enjoy it?

I- Do you have a piece of jewelry you never take off?

J- Is there a food you’d like to eliminate from the world?

K- What’s the creepiest or weirdest ‘inexplainable’ story you’ve ever heard?

L- What’s winter like where you live?

M- Do you like rain?

N- What’s your worst habit?

O- Do you watch reality tv?

P- Do you like oversized sweaters or do you overheat too easily?

Q- Do you drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes?

R- What’s your favourite movie (so far) from 2016?

S- Kisses or cuddles?

T- Forehead kisses or neck kisses?

U- Breaking Bad or Dexter?

V- Do you have a favourite movie from before 1982?

W- Favourite fruit?

X- Do you have Instagram? Can we follow you?

Y- Are you single?

Z- Do you like getting tagged on Tumblr?

anonymous asked:

I recently started reading LoK fic again (cos I'm excited about the comics), but there's so much new stuff. Do you have any recs? Love Spin the Rails, btw.

Thanks, anon! I’m going to assume by “Spin the Rails” you also mean all of @lokgifsandmusings‘s works on that series as well. If not, go read those. 

Aside from that, I guess I have a few recs, but none of them are particularly new. Actually, none of them are since I kinda stopped reading fanfic for the most part. Been busy. And I’ve recced all of these before aside from one, I think.

Kyoshi: Swan Song by @fell-dragon-domain is pretty freaking cool. It’s Kyoshi’s life story being retold to Korra by Kyoshi herself. Lots of lore and world-building, and an all-around fantastic character piece. 

The Trial by @tsaomengde: A psychological horror-ish fic about why airbenders are pacifists. One of my favorite TLOK GenFics, by far. 

Reparations by @carrogath: one of the weirdest Korrasami stories I’ve ever read, but also one of the most emotionally evocative. @beech27​ likes that it doesn’t have an ending because he’s also weird, but I kinda see his point. Kinda. 

Instincts of a Fearful Body by @emirael and @skyedancer-rae: this is honestly the only RedLotus!Korra AU (also technically an Equalist!Asami AU but not nearly as hardcore as you’d think) I could buy, and for good reason. Excellent characterization (everyone still feels the same, but under differing circumstances) and a genuinely engaging and interesting story. 

Ice and Stone by gxanderia: The big, badass and beautiful Asami epic that inspired me to write my own. Criminally under-rated and under-read.

Icarus and the Sea by @unpretty​: The only Zhurrick fic you’ll ever need. So good it’s canon. And also I “borrowed” so much of the characterization and backstory laid out here for RRaU it’s ridiculous. I mean, I always made note when I did, but still.

Anything by @raedmagdon and her many collaborators. I ain’t gonna tell you which ones made me cry because most of them do, to be honest.

You could throw a dart board at @ruminantmonk‘s work and find something good. Often strange, but always good. 

Oh, and here’s a fun game: there were four “prominent” authors, and their fics, omitted from this list. Try to guess who they were and why! :D No, seriously, I left hints!

Here, I’ll do the first one for you: @jtavington and “Unstable Equilibrium” because it doesn’t exist anymore and I’m still kinda bummed about that. :(

Anyway, that’s about it. Happy reading, leave a comment and kudos. Spread the word. All that great stuff. If you don’t I’ll know :D

super-magical-wizard  asked:

34 and 39 please? I hope you have an awesome day :)

34: Describe your writing space. 

I write in my room. I have this lovely, aesthetic white desk. But you can barely see it because it’s always cluttered and covered in notebooks, religious icons, or chapsticks. I really should keep it cleaner. RIght behind me on my wall is my plot board. My mom made it for me as a gift. It has a purple cork centre and sparkly silver tape on the trim. It’s covered in post its and thread connecting certain plot points and foreshadowing stuff! Plus a map of my world that I made with a program online! it’s epic. In short, my writing space is messy and chaotic, and so completely and utterly me. 

39: What’s the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had?

grizzly bear behind the shower curtain. That’s it that’s the idea.

Hope your day rocks too! :)

anonymous asked:

10, 50?

10. Pick a writer to co-write a book with and tell us what you’d write about.

It probably goes without saying but it’s @avveh and we are currently planning one that will involve all the members.  The details?  Smut.  Lots of boasting, cocky assholes and smut.

50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had.

Answered here.


Zeus: What?

Demeter points to her lover Iasion’s lightning-struck corpse

Zeus: Oh, that, well, what was I supposed to do? I couldn’t let him think he could just go around fucking goddesses without any consequences.

Demeter: What the hell are you TALKING about?!?!! YOU have sex with ANYTHING!!!!

Zeus: That’s completely diff -


Zeus: I can see you’re upset -


Zeus: Doesn’t mean I liked him.

Demeter: [facepalm]

jmeelee  asked:

Ask game! 50, 54 <3

thanks, dear! :o)

50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had.

ha, this is an odd question because usually i write ever weird idea i have (such as the el dorado fic. or the wedding fic. or the one where silver has a big dick. or the one where they’re cowboys). that i haven’t written? there’s one i mentioned in my john silver headcanons post a while back that i probably won’t ever write. but i was one of the few who DIDN’T want a confirmed silver backstory, and the only one i would have genuinely wanted was: silver was secretly a Royal Prince from a violent country who ran away because he didn’t want to be a Prince. he was just going to “see the world” before taking his place as King, and he boards a merchant ship and then it’s immediately captured by Captain Flint. and i was gonna write an au at the end where silver and flint aren’t broken up (i thought of this before 4x10, so i hadn’t factored thomas in) and everything has settled and silver is like “fuck i guess i gotta go back to my kingdom now” and madi and flint are both just like “………………….sON.” “you’ve had MONEY this ENTIRE TIME” and silver was like “well it’s not a very good kingdom” and madi is like “that’s because i’m not there” and the three of them go rule a made-up country that i was thinking of just stealing the one from The Princess Diaries. except the WEIRD thing about all this is, i was planning on making it serious and not ridiculous as it sounds here. 

54. Any writing advice you want to share?

oh BOY do i not feel qualified to answer this. um let’s see. 

i’ve said this alot, but writing things by hand helps me so much. it makes me look at everything twice, really focus on my wording, slows down the thought process so that i’m really sure of everything, gives me an excuse to buy cute notebooks and nice pens, ETC. 

have a good friend who is excited for your ideas and reads over what you’ve written. have a great friend who will give you honest criticism and suggestions. have an amazing friend who will sign out of her ao3 account to give you extra kudos as soon as you post so you feel good about yourself. 

include at least one thing to make your reader laugh or smile if the story is serious. include at least one thing to make your reader sad or make them gasp, if your story is funny. never let your stories be All One Thing, but don’t try to make them Everything if it fucks up the tone.

describe the room, but don’t fucking Mary Shelley it and spend three chapters describing trees in a single forest. don’t tell me what’s on all four walls and where the wood floors originally came from. tell me how the light looks, how the texture of the floor feels, what the air smells like, and keep going. 

don’t listen to writing advice you fundamentally don’t agree with, even if you respect the writer very much. i’m looking at you mr. stephen “never use adverbs” king. fuck you, sir. fuck you greatly. 

ask the writer

saltprincevictor  asked:

50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had. (I'm curious because I feel like I can trust you with any kind of content lmao. Also, hi, I never really talked to you before but I like your writing.)


I have had a lot of really, really weird story ideas over the years, lol. Right now I think the weirdest one that I’m sitting on for possibly writing if I feel the need for sustained crackiness is the AU where the Katsukis are Kyushu’s oldest and most venerable family of werewolves, and Victor wakes up the morning after the Sochi banquet with one hell of a love bite on his shoulder. He chalks it up to his vague memory of meeting an enchanting man who clearly didn’t care enough to leave his number and forces himself to move on… until a few weeks later when the full moon rises in the middle of Russian nationals and he turns into a wolf.

Mostly I want to write this because a) Makkachin would be SO FUCKING STOKED, and b) I find the idea of noob werewolf Victor accidentally transforming in a fit of dramatic emotion, and the Katsukis tsk’ing and wondering why Russian werewolves have no manners, incredibly hilarious. Oh, and because biting a human makes them a part of your werewolf pack/family/bloodline, this is also sort of a Woke Up Married fic too. I told you it was weird.

anonymous asked:

8, 9, 10, 30, 50?

8. Favorite trope to write. Non-canon ships or “crackships”. You get more freedom to create something that hasn’t been established.

9. Least favorite trope to write. Well canon because trying to keep it as close to the dynamic as possible can be difficult, especially when so many people like the ship.

10. Pick a writer to co-write a book with and tell us what you’d write about. Well I’d love to work with @hollyashton on a short ficlet for you guys and of course my partner in crime @perpetualxmess. Maybe even some BeccaxMC ficlets with @warham40k :)

30. Favorite line you’ve ever written. “She felt like shit for wanting to be a part of something that wasn’t even hers”

50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had. I don’t know? I think any of the g!p fics I’ve written in the past is strange as it is simply because the concept itself is strange. It being a very fictitious form of intersex can at times be very weirdly accepted and also very offensive depending on the individual.

anonymous asked:

7, 14, 50 - you're amazing, really, and a true inspiration. I hope you're doing great :) - Italian Anon

7. Favorite author.

Answered here.

14. What’s the most research you ever put into a book?

Answered here.

50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had.

Hahahaha this is probably one of those ideas I mentioned that will never see the light of day.  It was born out of a severe thirst for Jimin in that military uniform from the Not Today promotions and being egged on by @avveh.  

So basically the idea was that Jimin was some kind of military leader for a country that was at war and the MC was a leader of a resistance against it.  The military has a ticker tape parade to celebrate some victory and the MC’s rebellion disrupt the event and use the media coverage to promote their cause.  She is arrested and taken to a military prison to try to coerce her to give up details on the resistance and Jimin is the one who interviews her.  Sex happens because…

Originally posted by abottleofjameson

Ask me about my writing.

letmetellyouaboutmyfeels  asked:

For the writing ask meme: 39, 43, 44, and 50!

39: What’s the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had?

Huh, I don’t know that any of my story ideas have been so very out there, but we’re talking within the context of fandom, where entire fic challenges revolve around ideas that might seem weird to outsiders (and in the days before AO3, there were substantial archives devoted to niche themes).  I’ve written a variety of kinks and tropes and plotlines, partly because I like challenges and partly because I used to write for a bunch of fic fests.  Maybe one of my more unusual fics was  Fairy Cake Felicity, featuring Ron Weasley becoming so obsessed with hiding that he’s gay that he unconsciously starts decorating cupcakes with little rosy cocks.  Then he becomes an erotic baker and Draco Malfoy starts ordering his cakes.  Eh, not so very odd, right?  But fun!

43: Have you ever killed a main character?

Not unless turning characters into sexy vampires counts (Buffy fandom, what what whaaaaat!) 

44: What’s the weirdest character concept you’ve ever come up with?

Possibly Jim and Spock as supermodels in Stellar Explosion?  I should clarify I don’t think that’s odd – I mean, anything that has a pre-existing tag on AO3 or shows up as an item in an AU prompt meme (as the modeling AU was) can’t be so unusual.  BUT I had multiple comments – which I just want to preface were absolutely lovely comments that I adored getting, and that included encouraging fb and enthusiastic responses – that tended to open along the lines of “I usually hate AUs [and/or] I don’t like anything about models…but I really liked this!”   And that’s actually really cool with me; I absolutely appreciate people taking a chance on a story they don’t think they’re going to dig and then telling me they enjoyed it, yay!   

50: If you could live in any fictional world, which would it be?

United Federation of Planets, baby!  IT’S A DREAM THAT BECAME A REALITY AND SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE STARS (and it’s coming – I mean, it better be, right?)!   The only issue is that I am like Bones and am completely petrified of space, so I’d need a desk job.  HOWEVER, it would be for this enlightened wonderful society that’s focused on equality and liberty so it’s still exciting!!!!

Thanks so much for asking all of these!  This was fun!  :D

Ask me more writing-related questions!

okay so i have the weirdest story ever

as you may have previously seen me griping about, the area around our house is currently infested with possums and ours and the neighbors dogs keep killing them. i’m in charge of watching the neighbor’s dogs currently and today i find out they killed one and i just kind of. play the girl card and appeal to my dad and brother like “can one of you get the body it’s too gross for me”

my mom decides to contribute to this by suddenly group texting us like “whoever gets the possum gets this 40$ gift card” and i found it kind of hilarious so i just text her back like “possumbribe 2k17″

my brother, whose sense of humor largely consists of like, ridiculous embellished stories, sees the text and suddenly address my dad like “did you hear about possumbribe2k17? it’s really big right now” and long story short my dad is now under the impression that i started some kind of widespread online possum meme

as my followers i’m asking you all to back this up if you’re ever questioned in court

otpmorelikeohthepain  asked:

(another asking thing so of course, i have to ask you a lot of questions hehe) 39; 47; 50; 33; 25; 20; 12; 3; 1; 2; 26; 43

Alright - I got this!

39-  What’s the weirdest story idea you’ve ever had? I mean… they are all weird… Happy Feet - the Penguins!!! LMAO!

47 -  If you could steal one character from another author and make then yours, who would it be and why? I mean don’t I already from the YOI staff? lmao!

50 -  If you could live in any fictional world, which would it be? Harry Potter World!!!!!!!! OMG! MAGIC!

33 -  Are you interested in having your work published? If I would sit and write something original — YES! I have debating getting back into my children’s writing a bit more

25 -  What advice would you give to young writers? DONT EVER STOP! Even if it sucks — the more you write — the better and the easier it gets!

20 -  What’s your favorite writing program? I use goggle docs - I can share my stuff easily and get feedback and have it on my phone too!

12 -  Who is your favorite author? FanFiction wise? Definately @the-stoned-ranger – Published - Anne Rice or JK Rowlings. 

3 -  Are you an avid reader? - YES!!!!!!!!!! I love to read stories! Last two year has pretty much just been fan fiction though! But still love it!

1 -  When did you first start writing? - In High School - Took creative writing for an easy grade, and enjoyed Poems and Short stories… I did it again the next year and the county allowed me to continue till I graduated. I stopped after school and then just picked it back up January. 

2 -  What was your favorite book growing up? I read A LOT of Anne Rice and VC Andrews… 

26 -  Which do you enjoy reading the most: physical, ebook, or both? EBOOKS! I got a KINDLE the moment they came out — Ive have four of them, and I read now off my phone and IPad

43 -  Have you ever killed a main character? - YES! My Fairy Tale story - I killed my poor Katsuki! *cry* 

Ask writers meme - ASK ME!

bluelikesmoke  asked:

8, 10, 42, 50!! :D

10. Pick a writer to co-write a book with and tell us what you’d write about.

@gizkasparadise and i would write about magical dimension travelling goats, rolf and gusgus

50. Weirdest story idea you’ve ever had.

LMAO i was going to say that i don’t really get a lot of weird ideas but then i remembered the story i tried to write at 15 when i was super into manslash about an elf and a prince falling in love. the elf’s mother was the lover of the prince’s father, and they had a kid, so the elf and the prince shared a half sister but were not related themselves? 

the king was really homophobic and the prince’s name was arokin. no relation to anakin.