If you dated CEO! Tom, and you came into office all the time that ended up in him locking his office door and having a quickie. You two would think you were so subtle, but you would both have sex hair and disheveled clothes, you would be walking weird, and you would have hickies all over your neck that you didn't realize were there yet. You always wondered why his secretary gave you a knowing look when you walked in.
i wish you could see my face now because it looks something like this: