weird things to do

Why are men so weird about breeding animals??? Like. I just saw a post where it was a picture of some new cages for r@ts and the caption was “About to break in these virgin females ;) “ 
Or they post videos of lizards mating and say “Yeaaah get her!” the entire duration of the video
Like. Its so weird to me? Just let them do their thing, snap a pic for records, and let them be after that? 

anonymous asked:

Hooman do a shave last nite? Is get weird thing and when put on skin remove what litle fur hooman have? Then put weird sniff stuff on after. Shuld cat be alarm? Will hooman shave cat nex?

possibly ! get out now before too late !!

God Tier Jotakak is when Jotaro and Kakyoin actually have a dynamic and the two sass and give lip to each other and be dorky and do dumbshit weird things together and not some homophobic, fetishistic uke/seme stereotypes meant to appeal to straight girls of Kakyoin as an uwu soft moe blob devoid of personality who only exists as a satellite and emotional crutch for Jotaro and Jotaro as generic broody, angsty, edgelord manpain dude No.452 instead of the absolute dork he is in canon.

friend who I haven’t seen in years: Hey I want to come buy some of the candy u made, I’ll be over to get it

me: Sure :>

me inside: HE’S GOING TO COME UP TO MY DOOR AND SHOOT ME BC HE’S SECRETLY A HOMICIDAL MANIAC AND I HAD BETTER ACCEPT MY FATE NOW

Aphrodite?

Hi friends and followers. A friend of mine is really struggling with self-love. He’s reached a point where he’s sick of it and willing to try anything, even this weird “polytheism” thing my wife and I have been doing for a little while. I thought that maybe working with/worshiping Aphrodite could help him get into a self-loving headspace. But, I don’t work with Aphrodite myself, and I haven’t done anything with Hellenic gods before.

So, now he’s asking about how to approach Aphrodite and try to start a relationship, and I don’t know exactly what to hell him. I need some advice!

@thecarvingwitch you are the only person who worships Aphrodite that I could think of off the top of my head. Please tag any others you know?

What i’ve learned working at the animal shelter up here in Rural Washington™, is that the stereotype of cats being small lithe creatures that slink everywhere like shadows in the night/darting places like slim bolts of lightening is so false it sets off the world’s population of lie detectors.

Like I knew it, but let me contextualize this.

Not only have most the cats I have seen been large fuck off burly creatures that purr like something a motor head wishes his car sounded like, but they have– if small– been so strangely proportioned that if they tried to slink, their ass would catch up 3 weeks after their ears. Their stomachs are usually given to making those ones look like sausages. Normal sized ones tend to do some weird thing like crawl on the ground or sit like people.
And yeah, they run like lightening, but i don’t think i’ve seen a graceful cat in my life.

Just today one of the outdoor cats tried to climb a tree, jumped for it and missed it by a whole goddamn foot. It landed and acted like it meant to do that, ran a loop and tried to do it again only made it about 5 feet up and then ran off again.

I love cats so damn much but they are the goofiest creatures G-d put on this planet.

anonymous asked:

okay.... all of joe keerys photoshoots are really weird and unique and he's wearing weird clothes and doing weird things like the one with coffee spilling out of his mouth or the ones in the fur coat and grandmother glasses or all the ones of him looking in the mirror and like. i am so into it. i'm so here for all the unique photoshoots.

Anon, you’re like reading my mind here! The grandma glasses are amazing, aren’t they? Joe is so handsome that a photographer could have him in a banana suit and he’d still look incredible. I am 100% with you on being here for all the outstanding and unique photoshoots. Here’s hoping we eventually get one of Joe, Natalia, and Charlie all together 💜 

anonymous asked:

hey this is probably a weird question but...did you have to train yourself to like spiders? Like I love most other bugs and always have but I still have such a knee-jerk unpleasant response to spiders and I want to like them but I can't bring myself to yet :( they're so graceful and have such cute faces!!! but it's so ingrained in me that they're creepy and idk how to get past it

i actually really did!! i used to hate spiders and was scared of them to the point i would do/buy a lot of weird things to try to keep them out of my room. research really helped, i just stumbled on an article about spider myths that made me want to read more bc i was so tired of being that scared of something. and watching lots of videos of ppl handling spiders. eventually when i’d see them in my room or something i’d just watch them for awhile. i’d talk to them too which sounds silly but i really think there’s something in our brains that make us less scared of things we talk to lol eventually i forced myself to let one crawl onto my hand. it was sort of like an adrenaline rush at the time but it really helped me when i realized, ok yeah they really aren’t trying to hurt me… idk it just really started bc i wanted to get over my fear but now i just find them so fascinating and misunderstood and i love them so much. i do still get a little freaked when they surprise me like when i’m moving stuff around and see one but it gets better every time and i am definitely more comfortable with certain species more than others so it’s still a work in progress for me

i remember reading a lot on @buggirl ‘s blog when i was first trying to get over my fear of spiders

this is one of my favorite spider myth videos rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYblesQA3w

and generally just googling “spider myths” can bring up a lot of good information! i think a lot of it is just continuing to expose yourself to them and get more used to them even if it’s just starting with pictures and videos first, especially if you already find them kinda cute then you are already halfway there i think :)

anonymous asked:

I also tend to think in English rather than my first language, Arabic, which causes a few difficulties since some English phrases are just un-translatable, so I have to go for the English one anyway and deal with the weird looks from strangers. #sorrynotsorry

I know right? or i just take the word and use it with the Romanian accent ^^“” people look weird when you do such things.

Don’t feel bad about it btw it’s not your fault that languages have some words that can’t be translated.

I have a problem. I have a pride of cats.
That’s not the issue at hand though.
The issue is I often walk in on one or more of them doing weird things or in a room I had closed and I say
“What’s going on in here?”
And all I can think is about the inquisitor walking in on the divine and corypheus.
When will it enddddd.

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“Not much of a rind on you…”

Still not over it. That time Clementine Pennyfeather herself (Angela Sarafyan) said “we should do a video!” when enthusiastically agreeing to my admittedly weird “Can we do the face thing?” query.
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magnus playing with his rings

senshiofmom  asked:

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

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