All this talk of Humans being the Cute Species to aliens. Or the Tough Species. Or just having loads of weird language tricks like simile and metaphor.
Let’s face it, we’re all on the internet, we all know what Rule 34 is. We’d be the Porn Species. That’d be our thing. We get horny for anything. There is nothing that some human, somewhere, won’t think is hot. We’d be like the Casanovas of the galaxy.