weird irl things

Hey NBs, esp anyone who’s a multi-gender type: do you ever feel like you’re not allowed to ID as NB unless you spend like…a Minimum Percentage of your time as each gender in your constellation?

Semi related gender question for all NBs, do or did you feel like you can’t come out officially until you’ve managed to wrestle your gender to the ground and staple a label to its stupid face?

Why do people need to misquote john green, he says plenty of weird things irl...?

Examples:

  • DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN HITLER and SEX!
  • and THEN I TOOK off MY BRA
  • NO CONVENTIONALLY FARMED STRAWBERRIES for MY GROIN!
  • the BLINDING BEAUTY of MY NAKED BODY WOULD CAUSE RETINAL DAMAGE.
  • THAT IS ONE of the THINGS I ADMIRE MOST in a MAN: ABILITY to HEAD the BALL.
  • IT’s CALLED a PENIS.
  • I WAS TOUCHING the BALL WHILE I WAS TOUCHING HIS KNEES — IT WAS SENSUAL, but I DON’T THINK IT WAS ILLEGAL.
  • WOODROW WILSON WAS NOT a VOLLEYBALL.
  • I FEEL the TONGUE of FORGIVENESS on MY CHEEK.
  • YOU BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE THINGS THAT ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN the ARREST RECORD of LINDSAY LOHAN. WHY IS THAT?
  • BITE off the BALLS!
  • YOU CAN BITE ME, BISMARCK.
  • HE’s TRYING to LIKE, SEXUALIZE a PUMPKIN PATCH.
  • WE ARE CURRENTLY NESTLED Between the MORMONS and FRANCE.
  • YOU VOMITED on THEM. And THEY KEPT YOU.
  • HEY THERE COWBOY.
  • I STAND by the MASSIVELY UNEROTIC BLOWJOB.
  • THAT’s WHERE WE’LL LEAVE IT for NOW, lest I START READING from the COMMUNIST MANIFESTO.
  • IT’s GREAT to SEE MY OPPONENTS GRAB THEIR ANKLES in SHAME and BEND Over.
  • I WILL WAX a LIMB of YOUR CHOICE and LICK a CAT.
  • WE GOT SOME IDEAS and THEY INVOLVE PENILE FIRE HOSES.
  • FRENCH IS USEFUL BECAUSE the FRENCH DO SPEAK ENGLISH, but THEY PRETEND NOT To.
  • THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS QUITE CORDIAL, as EVIDENCED by ALL THAT GONORRHEA.
  • the YETI IS VERY AMUSED by HUMPY HANK.
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AU:  Sebastian abducts Clary in order to rattle the shadowhunters and takes her to one of his secret houses. However, the more time she spends with him, the more she realizes how very alike they actually are.. And somehow he makes her heart sing in the worst way, willing her to just give in. Give in to him, and to this, and to everything they could be, because they’re the last Morgenstern and they belong to each other. And for the first time in her life, Clary feels free and light and powerful - thanks to him. And she loves it, no matter how much her better judgment tells her otherwise.
Maybe it’s time for her to get rid of the guilt, the doubt and the shame and embrace the ruthlessness in her bones. Maybe it’s time for her to finally be free of all her previous prejudices and just be herself - a sister, a lover, a ruler, a fighter - anything she wants to be. Because she is, after all, a Morgenstern.

i hate how bad i am during conversations like i can never decide just how much of myself i’m supposed to give away or how much is appropriate to give away. i always end up saying the wrong things, or saying them the wrong way. 

So I realized that like, I really want to have friends and stuff, but nearly every time someone contacts me first my dumbass brain immediately says “oh no they’re talking to you cause they have a crush on you!! But you don’t have a crush on them so this is really awkward, you’d better run away and hide!!”

And eventually the feeling dissipates, like the people I’m gonna be hanging out with today don’t fall under this category, and the people I talk to semi-regularly don’t fall in this category, but if I don’t imitate first contact that’s usually what my brain thinks.

holyblush  asked:

ppl are asking u questions and i want in on the fun but i have no questions...but Hello Kayla ✨🐣✨

HI ZEE yeah idk why ppl sent me asks all of a sudden but it’s sweet!!! Since you couldn’t come up with a question here’s a funfact about me…I really love the feeling of smelling a cheeseburger through the paper wrapping before I eat it. Cheeseburgers are my favorite food and putting it up to my face and smelling it and feeling the warmth through the paper is!! Tops

anonymous asked:

i hope you weren't serious that you don't want to do ut stuff anymore just because someone said gross stuff with shipping. b/c i really like how you draw asriel. JUST CUTE STUFF!! that is all i want to see! why do unwanted comments have to ruin it? can we ignore them?

it wasn’t necessarily just because of those comments, it’s sort of just been a build up of things and drama i’ve been observing
like, it’s inevitable, especially with newer fandoms, and i totally understand that! it still happens with older fandoms. but part of the reason i wanted to pull away (for now at least) was to just let it settle down. or something. lmao

of course i will still draw my sweet goatchild though, i can never say no to drawing that fluff

also i’m. really hyped for the new pokemon games so atm that’s kind of all i wanna draw lmao