weird how that happens sometimes

The Signs as Things My Friends Said
  • Aries: "You wanna see what I have?" *looks down at pants*
  • Taurus: "Should I post this to insta?"
  • Gemini: "Hiiiii, I fell down 2 minutes ago, but I'm okay now."
  • Cancer: "Every time I love someone, he takes something from me when he leaves."
  • Leo: "Oh my god, look at her, I'm so much better than her!"
  • Virgo: "He hugged me and I just started crying."
  • Libra: "I HATE EVERYONE!!!!"
  • Scorpio: "I'm sorry I hooked up with her, I don't even like her."
  • Sagittarius: " I'm just gonna show him how it's done"
  • Capricorn: "I'm sorry I acted weird, it happens sometimes"
  • Aquarius: "You know I don't care, so why are you even trying?"
  • Pisces: "I can ruin her life if I want to."

i still remember watching tallahassee, thinking ’oh, they’d be cute together’.

if i only knew then that a year and a half later i’d be spending most of my time imagining different scenarios where they kiss and naming their unborn babies

avocadoatlaw-deactivated2016090  asked:

"You're pregnant?! How did this happen?! No, no, no, wait, don't tell me how it happened, never mind.."

Pregnancy/Baby ||Starter Sentences||

          “You see, Matt, when someone who is biologically male,
          and someone who is biologically female get weird tingly
          feelings they sometimes — kidding, you know how it
          happened. And it did happen, so…”