If Johnny was a bird, what kind of bird would he be? I'm trying to write wingfic on a bet and I can't make up my mind, so I figured you'd know because you're THE person to ask about Johnny and the Four. (Help me traincat, you're my only hope.)
WINGFIC okay I confess like ages ago I wrote comment-length wingfic and had Ben call Johnny an overgrown canary so that’s where my mind is going, partly because 1) firebird metaphors are off the table in Marvel thanks to the Phoenix Force 2) I don’t like, Know Birds. For a hot second I was tempted to go Swan Lake here, but swans are meaner than Johnny for sure. This isn’t helpful I’m so sorry. I think he’d be something very colorful – aaaaaand he’s a peacock, probably, oh no. Very decorative, known to wake up an entire hotel at weird hours, yeah. A peacock.