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MALEC headcanon: SEXy version

I’m stressed with all the rumor and speculation of CC killing off Alec in her next book series… so i decided to just ignore the RL and indulge in my own headspace (where everything just nice and pretty and nothing hurt). 

So here’s the next part of my Shadowhunters headcanons list. The theme this time is Malec SEXy version~ ^^.



PART 1 : HERE 



So~ lets talk about stamina rune:


Magnus let a self-satisfied smile flicker over his face then rested his head on Alec’s still panting chest and threw an arm and a leg over him, protectively. 

“Wow”

The blatant awe and wonderment in the Alec’s voice makes Magnus giggles.

“Wow is right, darling~ Never have I appreciate your ancestors discovered the stamina rune more than tonight”

“Hmm? What does my stamina rune has got to do with anything?” 

“Well~ you know.. that you even thought to use it for our sexy time. Gotta say, Alexander: i real~ly admire your creativity”” He pats the hard pecs under his hand sleepily.

“…I didn’t activate my stamina rune tonight, Magnus..”

At that Magnus’s eyes flew open (he was already halfway to dream land before) and sat up quickly - which was a bad idea because: Ouch!

He slumped back onto Alec’s chest with an oof - causing the Shadowhunter to grumbled slightly at the sudden weight (but still pulling Magnus closer to him and pats his sore bottom gently)

“Alexander, are you saying that  despite the fact that we did it 5 times tonight - ensuring you are no longer a virgin in every sense of the word; that was all you?! No help whatsoever from your ancient heavenly special scribbles thingie??”

“They’re called runes, Magnus.. And no, I did not activate any of them during.. you know~.. sex”

Honestly, how with everything that they’ve done before (some that Magnus is sure will make Maryse drop kick him all the way to Idris, should she has any idea what the ‘despicable warlock’ been doing with her son) Alec is still incapable of saying the word ‘sex’ without looking like his entire face on fire?

For now though…

“Well Alexander~ like I said, you never ceased to amaze me..”

(btw, they did eventually got to try out the stamina rune. Result?:

Magnus gotta cancelled all his appointments for the next three days seeing how his body’s sore like a son of a bitch plus his muscles were the consistency of mush and incapable of holding him upright - not to mentioned he could barely speaks above whispers resulted from too much screaming and loud moaning.

Alec nearly got send to the Institute infirmary for acute dehydration - Nourishment rune could only do so much afterall~ and being trounced by both Jace AND Clary during their training match in those couple of days. (they did wonder why he still looked so cheerful and smug after they kicked his ass though))




 Self control


- Of course Alec is aware of Magnus’s demon mark. 

There’s the all too brief glimpse he caught at Max’s rune party that despite the information he already read about Magnus from the database, still didn’t prepare him enough on how beautiful and mesmerizing Magnus’s golden cat’s eyes are. 

Although he would never pushes Magnus to let down his glamour even when it was just the two of them in the loft - preferring instead to let his lover to take that final step himself when he is good and ready, Alec noticed there are times that led Magnus unintentionally let go of the strict control on his magic and revealed his real eyes: usually when he was exhausted or extremely angry…

… or Alec’s favourite one: when Magnus gets so far gone during their love making that he just can’t help it but lose control.

(Alec slips in another finger into the tight pink hole. He spreads his fingers apart, scissoring them in every direction, but Magnus’s hips keep jumping, and it’s very distracting. He uses his free hand to push the warlock’s overactive hips into the mattress, and pushes his two fingers in deeper, curling them in search for that special place. 

The next easy slide in has Magnus keening as he rocks up against him, his hands are twisting up in the bed sheets, knuckles turning white. 

“Ah..Al..Alexander.. pl..plea..oh GOD!””

Magnus tried to beg for more but ended up wailing, his back arching violently as Alec found and presses against the small, spongy, bundle of nerves inside of him. Magnus is going crazy. Thrashing his head  from side to side, trying as best as he could to fuck himself on Alec’s fingers, tears bunched in his eyelashes, he hiccups,

“Alexander.. pl..please..please… I c.. I can’t.. I can’t..”

His fingers remain on Magnus’s prostate, Alec watches in almost fascination (and no small amount of smugness) at his lover writhing against his bed and keening as Alec taps out random patterns inside of him. His warlock is biting at his lips, pulling at his own hair, desperately trying with all his might to stave of his orgasm. 

And that’s when he saw it - in between Magnus writhing and whining; looking back at him, eyelids heavy, eyes flickering back and forth between deep dark brown and beautiful gold. 

Alec’s heart thumps loudly in his chest in response. ‘I did that,’ he thinks wildly, ‘he’s– he’s desperate, and it’s all for me.’

And just like that he can’t help it.. he wants more. 

He wants Magnus to completely lose all control.

“N-no! NO! I’ll cum ! STOP!” 

Magnus screamed when Alec wriggled in the fourth finger alongside the others - massaging hard on the small nub deep within, eyes rolling into the back of his head as he writhes around and tries uselessly to back away from those fingers.

Alec gently caressed his boyfriend’s inner thigh, 

“God, Magnus~ you’re so gorgeous…” he said reverently. “The prettiest and you’re all mine. No one else’s. Just mine.” 

Magnus moaned - eyes fully turned to brilliant gold now, drooling onto the sheets with little care of how he must have looked. 

“Yes, yes, Only yours! Forever yours! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplea…”

“Ssh.. ssh.. baby.. just let it out. It’s okay.. Cum, baby. 

Cum for me now.”)


- As for Magnus, he makes it his personal mission in teasing Alec as much as he possibly could in public. He loves it when he could detect any crack in the usually serious Shadowhunter stoic mask. 

Beautifully lined kohl eyes widened innocently, glossy pink lips pouting and sometimes when Magnus is in the mood of getting punished, he would even put a little more sway to his hips when walking and lightly flirting with other Shadowhunters (this usually would guarantee him a couple of spanks from his possessive boyfriend) in front of Alec.

(“Did we break my bed?" Magnus asked as he looked at the bent foot board.

"Mmm.. think so, yeah.” Alec agreed. 

Magnus tried to roll over and found he was either too boneless or too sore to do so. “I’m dead, I think you killed me with sex.”

Alec smiled smugly at the ceiling. “You are speaking to me Magnus, I think you are alive.”

“Fine you paralyzed me with sex, I am unable to move." 

Magnus took a deep breath and heaved himself onto his side to better look at his boyfriend. "Stop looking so smug!” He reached out to slap Alec’s bicep.

Alec caught that slighter hand in his and pulled Magnus halfway on top of him,

“That’s what you got for flirting with someone else and pushing me too far.” he growled. I’ll get the right to fuck you into submission, baby~“ Alec said, his voice just dripping sex.

"No, oh god no I am completely incapable of becoming aroused again. Don’t talk like that.” Magnus hid his face against Alec’s chest and groaned. “Please don’t talk like that, it makes my insides feel funny.”

Alec laughed and cuddles Magnus tighter to his chest.)



Kinks


- Lets be honest here, if you’re 23 years old virgin who never even dated before, not to mentioned full of those pesky self-doubt resulted from your own mother talking down at you at every opportune moments -  and now suddenly you have the most beautiful amazing gorgeous man who looks at you like you are his sun and moon and everything else in between.. well~ you’ll be eager to have ‘La petite mort’ as much and as often as possible too.  

And having Izzy as a sister means that Alec has an almost personal tutor on every possible resources on how to research anything regarding sex (The day he found the PornHub web, Alec could barely look at Magnus straight in the eye. Worse, his mom keep telling Alec to go to the infirmary as his face was flaming red for most of the day that Maryse was halfway convinced that her eldest son caught some sort of contagious demon disease).

Honestly, there isn’t many kinky stuff that they won’t try at least once (Magnus is more than happy to teach Alec) and if they like it, then it will go into their own personal list of Kama Sutra.

Never let it be said that this couple have a boring sex life

Saying that, Magnus drew the line at anything to do with watersport and scat - Well, Alec was curious about it for a while and gingerly asked Magnus if he wants to try urinating in his mouth..

But after Magnus gave him a horrified look afterwhich he forced (read: hauled) Alec through a portal straight to nearby church (and very nearly gives an old priest a heart attack) and dumped a whole pitcher of holy water on top of Alec’s head before shoving a soaked and bewildered Alec to the still shell-shocked priest (who is by now is wondering if maybe he should stop having those secret ‘after-work’ drink after all) and demand the good Father to ‘please exorcise the pervert demon’ from his boyfriend’s body, 

they decided that some fetish/kinks are just too crazy even for them (not to mentioned unhygienic!) and while porn is a good teacher, they don’t need to try each and every single kink out there.



Rimming 


Magnus gives Alec every indication and every opportunity to stop him. 

He licks at the insides of Alec’s thighs and teases the underside of his balls and waits to be pushed away.

Alec doesn’t.

Instead he spreads the leg Mgnus isn’t holding wider and makes a sharp, hitching noise that is not completely caught by the pillow. 

The sight of him, giving himself up, makes Magnus crazy. 

Without thought, he licks up from Alec’s balls to the base of his spine and groans at the resulting muffled shout. 

He buries himself between Alec’s legs and sets to work, licking and sucking around his hole. Every time he passes over it, Alec lets out a grinding moan and hitches his hips back into Magnus’s mouth. He tastes clean, like soap and shower water and something uniquely Alec. 

Magnus wonders, as he fits his mouth over the small furrow and sucks, how much has Alec wanted this? If the delicious curving of his spine and tilt of his hips is any indication, probably quite a long time. He wonders if Alec even knew he did want it so badly. Which, of course, only makes it better.

He swooped down and sucked greedily on Alec’s hole.

There were no words to describe the sound the young Shadowhunter made - so gloriously ruined and shattered.

Alec is moaning and rutting back against Magnus like he’s being paid for it. Just like that, with Magnus’s hand on his cock and his tongue in his hole, Alec’s composed reserve comes crumbling down. 

Completely and utterly.

He moves with each one of Magnus’s licks, spearing himself backwards into it. Then he rolled his hips forward into the hand around his cock, dripping shamelessly onto the sheets. 

Magnus licks into him again and again, fucking him with his tongue, and drinks in every breathless moan and gasping breath not swallowed by the pillow Alec has his face buried in. His jaw is beginning to ache and there is drool sliding down his chin but nothing short of Alec coming is going to stop him now. 



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Can these even be called headcanons?? >.< 

ANYWAY, talking bout #malec SEXy time, I noticed the fandom is about 96% exclusive bottom!fragile!delicate-as-a-daisy!Alec fans… 

Hmm~…. it is unfortunate that I’m in that remaining 4% group. 

Oh, I’m not saying I’m an exclusive bottom!Magnus shipper. I believe that they switch roles - depending on their moods and needs. Saying that, I also believe Alec takes the ‘top’ role more often than Magnus. 

Why? Just my personal opinion based on the tv!Alec and also the book!Alec character. 

Not that it matters much to me as I’m more of the whole plot and characterization matters more than sex position kinda fan (plus I loves fluff more than smut. So I want more intimate and casual and sweet and passionate kisses than sex scene)

But since there are loads of bottom!Alec headcanons/fics out there already… well~ I’ve always has a thing for championing the ‘underdog and the forsaken’. So~…. ^^

I have so many other SEXy headcanon for these two BUT I’m sleepy and too lazy to write ^^;;

hmm~ what else?? oh yeah..

PLEASE stop freaking out on every single little malec things in the show. Fans could be so… vicious and judgmental when the show doesn’t follow what YOU want to the T. 

I love malec. I want them to be treated just as normally as any other couple.. and that means: OBVIOUSLY there gonna be ups and downs to their relationship. There might even be a breakoff period once or twice.

THAT IS LIFE

I don’t want them to be portrayed as constantly happy happy gay gay, all rainbows and and diamond dusts only.. as it is not realistic. No relationship in the world is like that. 

And~ i love Madzie.. But I wouldn’t want malec to adopt her. At least not yet.. 

I think they need to sort out themselves first. They deserve to have their honeymoon period. Not becoming instant parents when they’re still in the middle of war, barely 48 hours after saying their first ‘I love you’ - which as lovely as it was, still we can’t deny that the words were declared after a stressful and scary situation.. which could be argued that it was some kind of adrenaline rush effect (for Alec).  

I just think they deserve a chance to be… just by themselves, you know.. 

Like just full focus on each other.. instead of thinking and worrying and taking responsibility for hundred things at once (Alec: the Institute, Izzy, his parents. Magnus: the fate of Downworlders, keeping peace with others clans, being the leader of Warlocks in Brooklyn)



@magnusandalexander Anica~.. I am tagging you as previous~.. hope you don’t mind :)


Disclaimer: I can’t write/describes smut scene to save my life so those above comes from what little i remember of all the smut i’ve read and also from my own fics (in other fandom - yes, i actually am a fic writer) and~ obviously these characters arent mine.

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  • Cover: Barcelona Gala (Itou Noriko) 
  • Image #1- World Team Trophy (Itou Noriko) 
  • Image #2- Onsen on Ice Hasetsu Exhibition (Tadashi Hiramatsu) 
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Fall in love with someone...

If you ever fall in love… fall in love with someone who wants to know your favorite color and how you like your coffee. Fall in love with someone who loves the way you laugh and would absolutely anything to hear it. Fall in love with someone that puts their head on your chest just to hear your heart beat. Fall in love with someone who kisses you in public and isn’t afraid to show you off to everyone they know. Fall in love with someone who makes you question why you were afraid to fall in love in the first place. Fall in love with someone who never wants to hurt you and will do anything to try and protect you from anything. Fall in love with someone who falls in love with all your flaws and thinks you became their version of the word ‘perfect’. Fall in love with someone who thinks that you’re the one they would love to wake up with each morning and each day.

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instagram fandom

this is what you’re not going to do

- call finn RUDE for saying that mileven isn’t real. it’s not. it’s a fictional ship between fictional characters.

- constantly throw “fillie” in his face. he is fourteen years old. stop shipping him with his cast mates, it’s weird. they’re kids. stop doing that. 

- say he’s acting differently towards fans when he’s with his friends. obviously? when you’re in the spotlight you’re going to act different on camera than how you act around your friends and family.

he is fourteen years old, guys. give him a break. the insta fandom is so dramatic and imo they are being babies. he shouldn’t have had to apologize to anyone for anything he said on his livestream. y’all are going to drive this kid off of all social media if you keep accusing him of being rude/different. he doesn’t have to act any type of way towards any of us. again: he is f o u r t e e n.

What’s in my bag - Larissa “Lardo” Duan (in her senior year)

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Fall For You (M) | 03 (Final)

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Summary: You hate a lot of things about Jeon Jungkook; you hate his arrogance, his reputation, and his pet name for you to name a few. But most of all, you hate how right it feels for you to fall into his arms, and how easy it is to fall for him.
Word Count: 13,742
Genre: fuckboy!Jungkook, college au, sprinkling of feelings
A/N: I feel like I’m sending my child to their first day of kindergarten oh my goodness. I hope you guys enjoy the last part!!

Part 01. Part 02 + Drabbles

Mood music: X

A mistake.

It absolutely had to be a mistake.

There was no way you were in love with Jeon Jungkook, absolutely no way in hell you had feelings for him that ran any deeper than discontent. It had been the moment, the conversation with Jungkook, the awe you’d felt when he showed you his forest. You had gotten caught up in that moment, and your mind had tricked itself into thinking you liked Jungkook.

You didn’t love Jungkook.

You loved his dick. And that was all.

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