weird and weirder

Suppose there was a species that was very peaceful, very good at diplomacy and just generally very nice— but they also happened to look really terrifying to humans. Sort of an opposite to that ‘humans are cute space orcs’ thing— species X is perfectly friendly, but just happens to look like they walked out of a human horror movie.

We don’t blame them for it, it’s not their fault (and we’re slightly too afraid to talk to them about it anyway) we just quietly avoid ships where they are stationed and stay away from areas where they live and, over time, it just becomes accepted that, for whatever reason, you don’t put humans and species X together. Captains turn down human applicants if they’ve got a member of species X on their crew and visa versa. They barely notice that they’re doing it, it’s just how things are done.

Then one day a human crewed ship breaks down in species X space so that one of their ships picks up the distress signal. Being such lovely people, they offer to help and the humans can’t think of a good enough excuse to refuse.

The repairs take about a week and, the whole time, the species X crew members are loving the human ship. It’s so spacious, you barely even see other crew members! (They don’t realise that all the humans are constantly ducking out the way whenever they see them coming.)

The humans, meanwhile, just spend the entire week in Hell. The species X crew members like to take shortcuts through the ventilation shafts, so you can constantly hear them skittering around above your head; the ship is full of this low key but very distinctive smell— rotting meat, the smell of death (apparently they give it off when they’re happy); half the crew have goosebumps, despite the temperature controls working perfectly.

The ones working in the engine room directly alongside the species X crew have it hardest though, they can’t run away— and it’s very hard to relax and do your job when, suddenly, you hear this noise above your head and a hairless, milk white creature with no eyes and a huge mouth filled with razor sharp teeth and long gangling limbs with fingers and toes that look human but like they’ve been stretched, leaps silently with catlike grace from the rafters, lands right next to you, flicks out a forked tongue, holds out a long taloned hand and asks “can I borrow your spanner?”

8

so begins the war

There they go again

Humans as a whole have each of their own ways to communicate with either short bursts of activity or an unimaginable amount of time sending a message that resonates with another of their ilk.

I am Tznnek of Zenzubir under Sector 737-E and I have been tasked to gather as much data as possible about on Human Gestures in different countries.

I hope this will not prove as disastrous as my colleague sustaining injury from observing leap-beasts in Australia.

Observer’s Log – Earth Cycle #4

The younglings (called “teenagers”, see chapter 10.3 for clarification) perform hand gestures they call “fist bumps” as opposed to a nod or a handshake. Some adolescent males would also participate in leaping at each other (???) in mock-attack and bump their shoulders, chest, and abdomen against each other before baring white dentals in a form of a grin.

Perhaps it is a form of assurance in both of their so-called “masculinity”. Perhaps it is merely a source of fun like most humans said. Regardless, this is a good start. Maybe now I will understand exactly why other life forms fear, idolise and dote on these species.

What if there was an alien species who didn’t ‘get’ music? They have no sense of rhythm or anything like that, so from their perspective humans occasionally just randomly change the pitch of their voices while talking about random things. They find it insane that there’s a whole human industry devoted to making instruments and other humans fluctuate the pitch and speed of their voices into a recording device.

Eventually the humans explain music to them and they learn to just put up with it as another 'crazy human thing’.

Now imagine a ship where half the crew is human and half is this other species. There’s a bit of a friendly rivalry between the two species and they often play pranks on each other. So one week the humans hide magnets all around the ship, knowing that this messes with the magnetic crystals in the aliens’ brains that help them find their way around. The humans have great fun watching their crew mates keep bumping into things and the aliens swear revenge.

The next week some music is played over the ship’s intercom. But it’s not just any music. Every song that the aliens have ever heard referred to as “annoying” or “catchy” is played over and over. To the aliens it’s just white noise, to the humans it’s torture.
It gets worse, however. For days after the incident, the aliens dilate their breathing flaps in amusement whenever they hear humans complain about “that stupid song!” They’d heard about the human concept of 'songs getting stuck in heads’ but didn’t think it would work so well…

Things Said/Heard at Rocky Horror Rehearsal

Note: due to the nature of RHPS, a lot of these are somewhat risque, albeit in a sorta cracky way. Nothing here has to lead to direct NSFW, but doing so would be pretty easy. (So’s Janet!)

  • “It’s okay. My lungs are still in my body. I’m good.”
  • “I have plans for your fake dick.”
  • “It doesn’t matter! Nothing matters! Just form a kickline!”
  • “Please yourselves. Not literally. At least, not on stage.”
  • “This is why we keep the feather boas in quarantine.”
  • “You- you’re a lot. I like you.”
  • “This is when you start to get groovy.”
  • “I could kiss you. I could marry you. I could buy you ice cream.”
  • “IT’S WEDNESDAY NIGHT. WHO’S READY TO GET SLUTTY?”
  • “Shit, I thought this was water polo practice.”
  • “Biochemical research gets me so hot.
  • “This is the weirdest aerobics session I’ve ever seen.”
  • “I claim my prize.”
  • “I haven’t been this aroused since Nixon was president.”
  • “Where are the horses? I thought there would be horses.”
  • “I need you to channel your inner vodka aunt. I need you to channel your inner 10,000 vodka aunts.”
  • “Make it weirder. I know it’s weird. But make it weirder.”
  • “You’re, like, a sex god. You’re like a Nobel Prize winner sex god.”
  • “I like to approach all my problems crotch-first.”
  • “Okay, who here knows the Funky Chicken?”
  • “I’m so proud of you. You’re going to make me cry.”
  • “Anyone have a tampon?”
  • “Anyone have a hair band?”
  • “Anyone have any idea what’s going on?”
  • “There will be no actual nudity and no actual murder-cannibalism- at least, if everything goes according to plan.”
  • “Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?”
  • “Don’t worry about me. I’m having a good time.”
  • “You fuck with my boas, I will fuck with you.”
  • “It’s all cool. Nothing is on fire. Yet.”
  • “We’re allowed to step on you if you’re in the way.”
  • “OH SHIT MY TITS ARE OUT”
  • “I’m glad that we dream about each other in the worst possible ways.”
  • “It’s awful. I love it.”
  • “You. Me. Selfie. Now.”
  • “Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples. Frantically.”
  • “We are not responsible for any weird boners you may get this evening.”
  • “You guys, I just- I just love you so much. I’m so happy. You guys.”
Innuendos + Bonus Chat

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Request:

A Steve x reader where Tony makes really bad innuendos and Steve and the reader are to innocent to know what they mean


Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Bruce, Y/N, Steve, Scott, T'Challa, Rhodey, Peter.

Tony: Dinner tonight, all of us? I can make reservations at Rhodey’s favorite restaurant.

Scott: The one that spins?!

Tony: Yes, Scott. The one that spins.

Scott: I love that one! The waiting list is booked,  it would take months before we can eat there!

Tony: Oh, honey. When you’re a billionaire, you don’t need to wait.

T'Challa: And if they make us wait, I will just buy the restaurant. #RicherThanStark

Tony: … Who uses hashtags in a chat?!

T'Challa: #ObviouslyNotYou

Peter: I would love to come but… I have to study for a test tomorrow.

Tony: Aw c'mon kid, we haven’t seen each other in weeks! T'Challa just got back from Wakanda, Scott is finally free, and Steve and Y/N just returned from their 4 week long mission.

Bruce: Yeah, we miss you all!

Tony: Just one night! You’re smart, Peter. You’ll do fine in your test.

Peter: I guess…

Rhodey: #BadDad

T'Challa: #TonySucksAtParenting

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(100 years later I finally got to your prompt, mac-noa ! I wasn’t explicitly lovey dovey bc I didn’t want to be ooc and it’s only actually from Matt’s POV, but I hope it works for you!!!)

Matt and Dan walk in late, strung together by the hands, still flushed from kissing in the car pre-practice. They go sheepish when they see the unimpressed look on Wymack’s face. Renee smiles brightly at them and Allison gives them a brisk nod, but the monsters are in more disarray than usual. Bits and pieces of their group are missing, and it leaves Matt with the peculiar feeling of looking at a familiar photograph that suddenly has the faces scratched out.

Their ringleader is absent, for starters, couch conspicuously empty beside Kevin — who looks unmoved and stoic and nauseated as usual.

It’s not unusual for Andrew to do things just because it’s inconvenient for others, but it’s a little weird for Neil to skip out as well. It’s a lot weird that he’s late at the same time as Andrew when Exy hangs in the balance. 

Any association between them feels like something Matt has to fix, like he set something bad in motion by meeting Neil later than Andrew did in the fall. They’re probably off having one of their weird, close, angry looking conversations that always end in agreements Matt doesn’t understand.

Wymack waits thirty seconds past Matt and Dan’s arrival, and then he looks at the couch like it’s causing him pain, and starts delegating tasks for the day. He only asks once where the missing links are and there’s a lot of shrugging and staring straight ahead before he gives up.

They’re less rowdy than usual, and Matt thinks they’re all individually trying to solve Neil and Andrew’s absence in their heads. (As soon as they get up to move to the court, Allison starts whispering numbers for their betting pool until Dan bats her away.)

Matt squeezes Dan’s hand until she looks at him, and they have a brief conversation in smothered smiles.

They split up to change, and Matt straps into his gear feeling vaguely ill at ease. He keeps glancing at the door between straps and tugs of his uniform, and he notices Nicky doing the same thing. He smiles awkwardly when Matt catches him, and Matt feels a rare pulse of kinship for him. Both Andrew’s lot and the upperclassmen seem equally confused, so they have something in common for once.

The strange feeling follows Matt all the way to the court and through the first set of drills before Neil finally shows up, looking harried and flushed and all sorts of things Matt doesn’t usually associate with Neil.

He pushes into the court straight past Wymack’s blustering reprimand, and Matt catches the tail end of a flippant apology before Neil’s sprinting to centre court.

Matt stares at him. Neil waits, twisting his racquet in his hand, shoulders tense like he expects someone to toss him into the gameplay by force.

“What?” Neil asks, annoyed.

“You’re late,” Matt says stupidly.

“Twenty minutes late,” Kevin interrupts. “Almost like you’re trying to get worse.”

“He was with me,” Andrew says suddenly, breezing past them towards goal looking impossible to have spent twenty straight minutes with. Neil sort of jolts at the sound of his voice, and Matt eyes him narrowly.

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Seventeen as things my art teacher has said
  • Seungcheol: Even though you're my top class, I still hate you all
  • Jeonghan: Louis does my hair look ok? Like...does it look like my hair had been conditioned by 10000 little stars?
  • Joshua: I will not have that word in my household. From now on, the word 'baka' is banned.
  • Jun: Oh good morning gremlins it's your handsome teacher :))))))))))))
  • Soonyoung: You may keep your head high but he will always be high-er. That's it. He's just blazed all the time.
  • Wonwoo: Yo.....kids may be weird.......but you guys are weirder god damn
  • Jihoon: Louis can you not be like 6ft I feel very intimidated by you sometimes.
  • Seokmin: What do you mean I'm the worst teacher? I'm the best damn teacher you'll ever have I even made you brownies!!
  • Mingyu: We honestly don't deserve dogs I meAN HAVE YOU SEEN CHOW CHOWS LOOK ITS LIKE A FLUFFY BABY LION
  • Minghao: Holy shit that's adorable.....burn it....you never know if it will come alive at night.
  • Seungkwan: This art is amazing I'll pay you £1 and half a pizza for it
  • Hansol: I'll give you guys extra credit towards uni if you incorporate bubbles or snoop dogg into the painting
  • Chan: Help.

So, picture this. You’re a fallout 4 settler, right? Life has been pretty tough for you, but you’ve found this nice enough place, it’s got water, food, defenses, even some electric lights, sweet.

Only some raiders start coming for your stuff. You have a shitty pipe pistol. So you ask the only people you can, the Minutemen.

And they send this… person. They’re dressed weird, even weirder then that Hancock dude that runs Goodneighbor. They’ve got this odd look in their eyes. They kinda look like they’ve not slept in 4 or 5 days. But they say they’ll sort it, so you go back to your day to day drudgery.

Only, a day or four later, they come back. In the night, still stinking of other people’s blood and their own sweat. And the first thing you know of it is being woken from your sleep to a shadowed figure leaning over you, whispering ‘I took care of those raiders like you wanted’

the foxes as things i heard in a concert line

neil: this morning i fucked up my foot, but its been great so far [after being asked how i was doing].

andrew: the fun part was getting to kill them and then being gifted ice cream.

aaron: honestly i don’t even know their name but i hate them.

kevin: pass me that cup, whatever is inside must be better than this conversation.

nicky: on the bed and at the table, shame is as useless as your head.

dan: guys, don’t mess with each other, mess with whomever gets in your way.

matt: and then she punched him in the face, in that moment i knew i had found my best friend.

allison: don’t touch me, i’m too hot for you [while opening an umbrella and then putting sunglasses on].

renee: be nice, i have chopsticks

BONUS

jean: funny, i could’ve sworn seeing you choke on a croissant a minute ago [after someone said they could deep throat]

jeremy: here, have a sticker. see everything’s better now.

anonymous asked:

I thought you didn't like age difference in pairings but you ship roadrat? They're like twenty years apart.

I don’t like age differences when they’re a fucking kid and an ADULT.

Junkrat is 25, he’s got a job and a graduate’s degree (lmao, year wise I mean).

He’s a grown ass adult.

Plus he’s grown up in the irradiated outback.

I seriously doubt he’s not grown the fuck up, fighting for his survival.

Man.

You really don’t get me very well.

It’s not age differences I have a problem with.

My mom was married to a man 8 years older than her.

That’s not a problem cuz they met when she was 28 and he was like, 36.

The difference doesn’t matter so much when you’re a grown adult.

I just don’t like people acting like 14-18 year olds aren’t kids.

They are, seriously, they can’t and shouldn’t be in relationships with 21+ year olds.

The difference in maturity is astronomical.

And you really won’t get that, as a 14-18 year olds until you’re 21 yourself.

Junkrat, and this is gonna sound weird but, he’s mature.

He’s not only legally an adult but mentally, antics aside, he’s an adult too, he’s a criminal and a pyrotechnic.

Roadhogs 40 something, but it’s not like Junkrat just turned twenty or he’s a college student.

They met in the middle of nowhere.

They’ve both had their share of hardships and troubles.

They’re about mentally on par, if junkrats a little addle-brained, and I’d say Junkrat is old enough to make good decisions (even if he doesn’t do it lmao) and enter in a relationship with an older guy.

Particularly when that older guy doesn’t act like one or have a position of power over him.

In fact he’s technically the employee, lmao.

So TL;dr- anon, Junkrat is twenty frigging five. and he’s not the type to be taken advantage of, nor is he the gullible, innocent, non worldly kid type who has no business being with someone much older.

Platonically.

Pairing: Barry Allen x reader

Warnings: Cursing, inappropriate themes

Prompt: “I platonically want to have sex with you—no big deal.”
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“Hey, could you run these up to Barry for me?” Joe, your partner of 5 months asked. You were a transferred detective from Keystone who came to Central City looking for adventure. Boy, did you get one. After accidentally walking in on Barry using his powers you found out he was not only super attractive but also a superhero. You may have a crush on him.

“Yeah, sure.” You take the files and run up the stairs to his lab. You knock on the door frame which draws his attention to you. When he sees you his face lights up as you start to saunter over to him. You hand him the file and he thanks you. You sit on his desk with your feet swinging down. “How’d your date with that one chick go?”

“Fine, I guess.” You squint your eyes skeptically.

“Okay so you called a date fine, then added I guess, indicating it was not fine.” He sighs.

“I just— I mean not to be conceited, I just feel like all she wanted me for was my looks.”

“Ooh. What’d she say to indicate this?”

“Just— she um, she kept on making references to, uh, doing the deed?” You started laughing. You couldn’t help it. Barry Allen was the only man to ever pass up a purely platonic sexual relationship. “What’s so funny?”

“She wanted to bang you dude, you gave that up because she liked the way you looked?”

“Well— when you put it like that.” He huffed and slumped in his chair. “I just wanted something more with her than just… Sex. But clearly that’s all she wanted.”

“You know, you are the only man I have met to pass up sex. I mean there have to be hundreds of girls who want to fuck you cuz your hot and you pass it up because you want a relationship. I just find that hard to believe.” You shrug your shoulders and hop off the desk, fully prepared to go back to work.

“(Y/n).” You turn around as acknowledgment. “Did you just call me hot?” He’s smirking as he says it.

“Mhm. Hell, I’d bang you.” He looked surprised.

“W-what?”

“I platonically want to have sex with you—no big deal.” Then you turned and walked out leaving him confused on what your friendship really was.

***

Five days later, you haven’t talked to Barry. You and Joe got swamped with CCPD work, and Barry with Flash work. Things started to slow down so Joe invited you to dinner with Iris and Barry to thank you for the hard work. Of course you said yes.

You weren’t really worried about seeing Barry after your confession. He could ignore it completely, or he could pick up the subtle-not so subtle- offer.

You walked up the sidewalk to Joe and Barry’s house and rang the doorbell. When the door opened you were greeted by the West daughter, who had seen you less than Barry had.

When you walked in you noticed Barry on the couch chewing nervously on his lip.

“Hey, Iris.” You whispered to the brunette. “What’s up with Sonic?”

“He’s been super nervous ever since this morning. I dunno why though. He won’t budge when I ask.” She shrugs her shoulders and walks to the kitchen to help her dad. You decide to follow.

***

Later, after Barry sets up the table you all sit down and start eating. You, Iris, and Joe make polite conversation, while Barry stays quite and picks at his food.

“Hey Barr. What’s up with you? Why are you so quiet?” Iris asks.

“Huh? N-nothing’s up, I mean it’s not like anything happened— pfft what happened? Nothing.” He’s looking around frantically while talking and then when done he stuffs his face. Iris huffs with annoyance and Joe is on the break of laughing.

“Barry. Why are you acting weird?” Joe asks smiling and chuckling.

“What–I always act weird.”

“Weirder than usual.” You say trying to help. He looks at you and opens his mouth and closes it quickly then goes back to eating his food fast so he didn’t have to talk. “Okay, weirdo. So, Iris, how’s work?”

***

Later on in the dinner, you suddenly feel a hand on your inner thigh. You look at the source of the hand, whom was Barry, quietly eating his food. Acting like he’s not touching dangerously close to your lady parts. You put your hand over his and start to move it a little bit closer but stop when it’s just before your hip. You see him smirk out of the corner of your eye.

***

“Hey Joe, where’s your restroom?” You ask Joe close to the end of the night.

“Upstairs, second door to the right.” You mumble a thank you and stand to go to the restroom.

Once out of the bathroom, you see Barry resting against the opposite wall, resting. You smile then smirk.

“I think you and I both know, that I know the reason you’re acting weird.” He chuckles lightly then pushes himself off the wall, slowly walking over to you looking at you like you’re his prey.

“Oh really? Maybe because you confessed you thought I was hot. Maybe because you said you want to have sex with me. Maybe because ever since I’ve been having dreams about you and me… together. Maybe because all I can think about is you.” He’s now so close to you he’s trapped you between him and the wall. He tilts his head to hover over your lips and then grabs your hips and pulls you close. You put your hands on his arms and close your eyes, waiting. When still nothing happens you nudge his nose with yours. “Or… Maybe it’s something entirely different.” He walks away, leaving you breathless.

***

Later you take all the dishes into the kitchen alone. You start to wash when you hear footsteps.

“You wash, I dry?” Barry asks you innocently.

“No. I’m mad at you.” He smirks smugly and dries the dishes you hand him.

“And whys that?”

“You know exactly why.” He puts down the dishes then looks at you. You’ve already dropped everything and you’re looking at him.

“Maybe because—”

“Don’t start.” You grab a fistful of his shirt and forcefully kiss him. He returns with exactly the same force. You only break away when you hear a loud crash In the doorway.

“WHY ARE ALL MY CHILDREN TRYING TO GET WITH MY PARTNERS?! FIRST WITH IRIS AND EDDIE, THEN YOU AND PATTY, NOW YOU AND (Y/N)! STOP.”

anonymous asked:

Hey, do you have suggestions for people from not Interesting Families and Places to have a life a quarter as interesting at yours?

Step The First:  Go Outside

Not to be flippant but if you want to meet interesting people or have interesting experiences, you have to… go out and meet people and go experience things. The good news is that the internet exists and you can find IRL things that are very likely to make you new friends!  

You know that WEIRD thing you like?  No, weirder.  Velvet Worms, maybe, or East Coast Swing or Home Cheese making?  Yeah, that thing. There’s a group out there for it, likely somewhere near you!  Go meet your fellow Weird people, you’ll have a blast.

Don’t have a weird hobby? You can also try your less-weird hobby, like D&D or cooking or w/e (I just suggest the weird one first becuase you’re more likely to meet people you’ll get on with there), OR you can try out something brand new, just for the hell of it.  I got into Scientific Illustration pretty much entirely because I’d never taken a botany or watercolor class in my life and they happened to be on offer at the gardens.

Step The Second: Improv

The first rule of Improv is to never say No.  That just kills the whole scene, then nothing happens.  This is not to say to not stand up for yourself- if you feel uncomfortable in a situation, you can always suggest something else, say you’re not comfortable with that, or straight-up leave.  Your safety always comes first.

But when you meet you new weird people, one of them will suggest Doing A Thing, like, meeting up on Saturday for a movie night, or taking an extra leg of a hike, or starting a community garden. Say yes to a new experience!  It’ll be fun!

But I’m really awkward and don’t know how to make conversation! I hear some of you say.  it’s fine! Nobody else knows what they’re doing either.  As long as you turn up and sound enthusiastic about whatever the event is, they’ll love you.

I met my fiance by agreeing to Go To A Thing- I’d gone to the CSU club fair for shits and giggles, and agreed to go to the Gaming Club’s Movie afterparty, becuase the charming gentleman with the beard wanted to host one.  We were then strategically ditched in a cunning move by Fiance’s BFF, but that’s another story.  The point is, I went to the thing, and now we’ve been together for six years.

Step The Third: Learning how to See

Ok this is really technically Step One, but its also an important part of having an “interesting” life-  learning how to Notice small things and take pleasure in them.

Today was pretty boring, I spent most of it sleeping off Pneumonia, but I pay attentions and fun things happen- There’s a wonderfully Fat Orange crab spider on the porch right now, spinning a most excellent web around the light to catch late-season moths.  When she waddles across the web, her bodacious abdomen waggles like a my grandmother in her bustle, which I saw the third time my parents got married and everyone showed up in their wedding clothes.  She’s delightful and I’ve left the porch light on for her. 

The secret to an interesting life is to make things happen, and even if they don’t remember that life really is a parade around you, and to enjoy it.

BTS Run 24 - The Jin Harem
  • What’s this?
  • Oh just Taejin in their natural habitat, chilling, with Tae’s arm around Jin
  • WHY DO THEY LOOK SO NATURAL AND COMFORTABLE?
  • Probably because this is common for them?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • They look like they just realised the camera caught them
  • Boys, relax, WE ALREADY KNOW
  • Also, Jin looks cute af!
  • Meanwhile 2Seok…
  • (You guys have no idea how many times I paused to get this glorious moment… Also, I replayed this part so many time just because I can) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Yes, this is Jin holding Hoseok’s waist
  • You think we wouldn’t notice in the whole mess?
  • THINK AGAIN!
  • We ALWAYS notice
  • ALWAYS
  • Jin instinctively reached out for Yoongi when he was terrified
  • And Hoseok reached out for Jin out of instinct
  • Is there some triangle relationship going on or I’m just being delusional?
  • Ok. I’m delusional
  • Close-up time!
  • Lmao Yoongi got shocked at Jin’s cry
  • I sense the beginning of a new meme
  • Here we have a Jinmin
  • Oh, don’t mind them
  • Jimin is just having the time of his life hugging his hyung
  • Jin? oh he just has A FREAKING WEAPON
  • Where did he even get that?
  • I get that you want to protect Jimin but please do not crime to protect
  • He protecc but he also attacc
  • There is definitely something going on with these 3…
  • (also…this pic looks kinda…wrong…if you don’t see it, stay pure)

BREAK TIME! Here! Have a Weaponised Jin!

You know what? Have more since he looks so cute with it!

CUTE AF

You think this is cute?

BAM!

Ok! Let’s go back to the Jin Harem!

  • Once again, Jin reaching out for Yoongi when in fear

ARE YOU GUYS READY?

I PRESENT:

  • Ok.There’s so much going on here
  • actually just 2 lmao
  • my brain isn’t made to handle more than 1 thing. shut up
  • So the boys said they should ‘hold each other’
  • Jin reaches for Yoongi’s arm
  • (Like, yea. I’d reach for a friend’s arm too when they say ‘hold me’)
  • But what does Yoongi do?
  • HE FREAKING GOES FOR JIN’S WAIST
  • This guy knows what’s good and he’s there to grab the goods  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • After realising what ‘hold each other’ (in front of the filming crew and cameras and tons of fangirl’s delulu mind) means, Yoongi hastily pulls back his hand
  • Why is Yoongi bending down?
  • And Jin had his hand on Yoongi’s back
  • (Once again, if this doesn’t seem wrong to you, stay pure)
  • Here we have Jin reaching out to Yoongi again
  • You need to up the level Jin
  • Like arm holding is cute and all but this delulu person needs more!

I just have to mention it’s not even 10minutes in and we are so well-fed with the Jin harem. I feel blessed.

  • Hoseok slips right by Yoongi who’s right in front of him and goes to the back to hold Jin
  • He freaking reaches out for Jin again
  • Like I said, these 3 have something going on alright
  • Here we have a tol hiding behind a smol
  • Jin is holding Yoongi’s arm
  • I know it’s hard to see but he SO is
  • WHAT DID I TELL YOU
  • TOLD YOU HE WAS HOLDING YOONGI!
  • Poor Jin, left behind by Yoongi and looking like a lost puppy
  • And here we have Yoongi crawling back to his hyung!
  • REJOICE! They found each other!
  • And this time, Jin is holding on tight to not lose his man again
  • TUMMY TOUCH!
  • I REPEAT. TUMMY TOUCH!
  • This time, smol is hiding behind tol 
  • Dashi Run Run Run~
  • arm-in-arm~
  • And then Jin turns around and realises that OH NO CAMERAS
  • OH but yoongi doesn’t care
  • Look at Yoongi’s hand
  • He’s still not letting go of Jin
  • Oh you think they are cute?
  • Well they can get freaky too
  • Matching Weird Yoonjin!
  • Here we have Weird and Weirder
  • (Psst, the Green one is Jin while the White one is Yoongi)
  • (This is some AU where their height has been swapped)
  • I know it’s hard to see but that’s JK’s hand on Jin’s shoulder
  • You think I’d miss that?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Here we have tol and toller
  • omg height difference

Because it’s cute, here Have a Tae

Ok back to Jin Harem

  • The birth of a new ship?!
  • JinxZombie
  • ZomJin?
  • Jimbie?
  • It is sailing.
  • The zombie is totally checking Jin out
  • I applaud the zombie for their good taste
  • I wonder what the zombie is staring at  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • MORE ZOMBIES CHECKING MR WORLDWIDE HANDSOME OUT
  • This is probably what skinship with a zombie is like
  • Jinmin hugging :’)
  • Jimin saw the chance to hug Jin and he took it
  • You see his open arms?
  • He obviously wants a hug Hoseok
  • Not a freaking sticker on his face
  • You see Namjoon’s expression?
  • Exactly. HUG HIM YOU NOOB
  • So firstly, Jin sips the blue drink
  • (looking cute af once again)
  • And JK reaches out for a drink
  • Which drink?
  • THE SAME BLUE ONE OF COURSE
  • Is this an indirect kiss?
  • KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE~
  • Meanwhile, the zombies are still staring at Jin

This post turned out soo long. Hope you guys enjoyed it! BECAUSE I SURE DID!

Until next time~

Okay so I’m having a Star Wars + ‘Space orcs/humans are weird’ kick and I want to add in my own two cents. 

Imagine this; humans habit of pack bonding is also common with species X, the human ability to do things with their limbs that should not be possible for our skeleton types is similar to the ability of species Z. Species Y does cosmetology and color changes as everyday things, and Species W can change their gender all they want to. 

No humans are not the only creatures to do the things that all these space orcs posts are about. But. Humans are the only ones who do all of these things. That’s what is so terrifying and confusing about humans. Not that they do this or that but that they do both. Aliens have never seen a species contradict itself the way humans do, to live on two extremes in such a way, to have such opposition among their own species.