weird addictions

This is Even Olsen. He was a convicted felon, serving a lifetime sentence at Akershus Prison in Oslo, Norway. The reason this man is on display in the museum is what is interesting about him. During his time in jail he was addicted to tobacco, always smoking a cigarette. At one point he ran out of his beloved tobacco, and what he did goes down in history as one of the weirdest actions of the prison. He went to the prison guard and asked for tobacco, in exchange he would donate his skeleton to the museum. Therefore, the museums section for homo sapiens displays this convicted felon.

A running list of the recurring characters at our gym:
  • Joe
  • Not Joe
  • Gay Joe
  • Sexy Deadlift guy
  • Old guy who only does curls
  • Guy who used to work at our old gym but got fired because he was banging his clients
  • Girl who worked behind the counter at our old gym and now works behind the counter at the new one
  • Scandinavian Viking dude
  • Jacked cargo shorts dude with the weird voice
  • Ex-drug addict who’s getting her life back together
  • The dude we see at Whole Foods sometimes with the weird beard
I think I may have a problem.

I have been to see 7 movies this summer in theatres. 7. Is that too many? One I saw twice…but didn’t pay for it the second time! There’s just so many good ones coming out! These are the ones I’ve already seen:

  • The Great Gatsby
  • Iron Man 3
  • Fast 6
  • The Hangover 3
  • Superman
  • Now You See Me (x2)

I still want to see:

  • The Lone Ranger
  • Monsters University

Oh boy. Maybe I should just quit cold turkey and wait til they come out on DVD.