weh weh babies ; ;

Look who I’ve given birth to. A juice box litter… A litter of juice boxes eagerly anticipating their fates. Poor things. Especially Juicy right there in the center.

I’m officially Juicy’s mom at this point. Should I be proud?..

I’ve decided that I should begin my Juche AU story with a short comic prologue about Juicy’s life in Shopwells before it all got turned around and shit went down in the infamous Dark Room.

Here’s my take on Juicy’s backstory. Our little juicy box lived in the Juice aisle right next to the chips and other snack food sections of the supermarket. Just like all the other foods, they believe in their own version of paradise in the Great Beyond. Little juice boxes like these believe they’ll be going to good homes where a family of their very own will love and cherish them. A safe place, especially away from the German aisle. Juice boxes can be bought separately or with the entire package litter.

Juicy has been in the supermarket for quite a while, watching as his siblings are chosen one by one by tiny gods(children). Except for him. Impatient and determined, Juicy takes matters into his own hands but soon makes a grave mistake. He didn’t mean for this to happen. He just didn’t want to end up alone.

Stay tuned for the comic my darlings. (I’m sad already. What have I done?…)

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Happy Birthday Mads! I feel like the years are just passing by so quickly now I don’t even remember how long we’ve been friends but goddamn I was probably like 15??? who knows, I seriously can’t remember i’m a bad friend, lol. You know I don’t think I can ever frown when I talk to you, I literally smile like an idiot. Even if I am frowning it doesn’t last long, HAHA. You’re a great friend and I don’t know what i’d do without you…and also if you haven’t known I’m in best friends love with you.

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*tragic music in the background*

poor Ai has such a rough life V n V Nagisa should try to play nice

weh weh I’m a giant baby, yeah, alright, okay

fucKING STOP casually mentioning and joking about physical punishment towards fucking children

I doN’T CARE if you were a fucking little shit and deserved a spanking or whatever the fuck you mama thought was appropriate 

don’t fucking discuss child corporal punishment and then laugh about it like haha, that shit’s so funny, said child cried for hours, learned their lesson, etc

fucKING DON’T DO IT THAT SHIT AIN’T FUNNY

YOU ARE MAKING A LOT OF PEOPLE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

I AM ONE PEOPLE

VERY UNCOMFORT A B L E

STOP, for the love of whatever deity you believe in