weeps is that;; yeah

anonymous asked:

i'm weeping at ur tags "matt: i dare u to eat this shiro: hell yeah i missed breakfast this morning" like???? these boys r iconic thank you

LISTEN the idea of these two being Stereotypical Bros is so goddamn funny to me………….. ‘Two Best Bros Go On The Nerd Field Trip Of A Lifetime, What Happens Next Will Break Your Heart </3′

  • Where’s that one post where op was like ‘Matt and Shiro spent the entire trip to Kerberos coming up with a wicked long handshake’ because that is just…… so real lmfao
  • As part of their astronaut training they went to the gym a lot together but they never actually… got anything done.
    • Matt tries to photobomb all of Shiro’s pre/post workout selfies
    • That, or he’ll take a selfie of Shiro taking a selfie
  • They have Keith’s gym workout schedule memorized and sometimes they’ll show up before he does in matching neon pink/green vaguely-80s style workout clothes. I’m talking the leg warmers, the shorts and black leggings, the headbands. Keith legitimately thinks they always work out wearing these clothes.
    • They always offer him a third matching headband. He declines every time, but they know they’re wearing him down.
  • Matt & Shiro are constantly trying to set up playdates for Pidge and Keith because they want their antisocial little siblings to actually like. Talk to someone who isn’t part of their family. Of course, all these plans immediately fall through because Pidge and Keith are Antisocial Little Siblings.
  • One time during the first three months of their friendship they were trying to escape out a window and Shiro got fucking stuck. They got caught, but not because of Shiro’s bigass shoulders. It’s because Matt went to take a selfie and he accidentally had the flash on.
  • On that note, Matt’s automatic response is to take a selfie every time something happens to Shiro.
  • One time Shiro went to pour cheese on his pasta, only to accidentally dump the entire container on his lunch because some asshole loosened all the lids. Matt has photos of it all; dramatic close-up shots of the mountain of mozzarella, Shiro’s shocked and bewildered face, and a ten-second video clip of Shiro trying to dump some of his cheese onto Keith’s plate. 
  • Matt & Shiro are the classmates who always seem to be returning from off-campus, only it’s doubly bewildering because the Garrison is in the desert?? There’s literally nothing around for miles??? Where are they even going
  • Shiro could not cook to save his fucking life, and Matt’s cooking is… dubious at best. Like, it’s not bad. As Matt will tell anyone, cooking is technically just science, and he is a science whiz. And it tastes okay. He followed all the directions perfectly. But there’s just something.. slightly off. Like you’ll eat it, but you won’t ask for seconds.
    • Shiro insists it’s because Matt doesn’t cook with enough heart, Matt replies that Shiro must be the devil himself since his food always comes out black and disgusting.

anonymous asked:

JUNGKOOKIE OPPA! SARANGHAE!!!!!

JK: ??!!!??????!!

JK: …

JK: I’m sorry, but I’ll need to check your age.

  • *in a cab; on the way to the christening*
  • Molly: *happily* Oh isn't this exciting? I bet she looks lovely. And John and Mary are wonderful parents...
  • Sherlock: *on his phone* Mmm.
  • Molly: *sighs* Oh, her name is just beautiful *giggles* I always wanted to name my daughter Persephone.
  • Sherlock: *glances at her*
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes* Hey, I was eleven at the time and really into all that mythology stuff.
  • Sherlock: *still typing* There are worse names for a child than Persephone Holmes.
  • Molly: ...
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* Why would it be Holmes?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* I always assumed you'd take your husband's name.
  • Molly: *scoffs* Yeah, well, I'm not going to marry Mycroft!
  • Sherlock: *confused* We've been sleeping together and you think-
  • Molly: *giggles* No, I mean, I just thought you weren't the marrying kind.
  • Sherlock: *sighs* Sex, Molly. I don't do that with just anyone.
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* You love me?
  • Sherlock: Obviously.
  • Molly: *smirks* I'm sorry? I didn't catch that.
  • Sherlock: *smiles* I love you.
  • Molly: *takes his hand* I love you too.
  • Sherlock: *coughs* So you'll...marry me, then?
  • Molly: *kisses his cheek* Of course I will.

anonymous asked:

1. Can you explain how River is a feminist icon when her ENTIRE character is COMPLETELY caught up in the fact that she's destined to be the Doctor's wife and then just dying for that? From Let's Kill Hitler all the way to Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead, her whole arc was about her being the Doctor's wife and then dying to save him. So how does that make her feminist when she's literally stripped of every ounce of agency she has? Because she "kicks ass"? That doesn't make her feminist.

2. I’m not trying to be a dick, just curious why you think that. I’ve always taken her to be another example of Moffat’s horrible track record with women being slavishly devoted to the Doctor (if you respond to this, you can copy & paste this into the above one, there was just a letter limit here :P

River’s character isn’t about being stripped of agency and just conforming to fate. River is a character who begins life forced to be something and who overcomes any confinement, expresses her will against it all. She’s empowering because she is handed a life full of people trying to control her and she throws it all off every time, never living on anything less than her own terms.

Trapped as a kid in a suit as a weapon? Breaks her way out, crosses continents to be with her loved ones on her own terms. Told to kill a man? Winds up choosing not to, asking her parents and trusting their judgement to guide her in that choice. She falls in love with him and that’s something she clings, to not just because she loves him but because it’s something totally hers, her own choice and her own emotions and her own life. Dumped in prison? She breaks out regularly to do whatever she wants, and that’s not just hang with the Doctor, as we’ve seen before in the show. She’s got an archaeology career which she does put to use in her own adventures. She even steals the TARDIS regularly to go off without the Doctor, she’s not just some weeping damsel throwing herself at him. She dies to save him, yeah. He’s planning to do the manpainy heroic sacrifice thing and she refuses to have any of it because it would erase that life she spent so much time building and fought so many battles to make utterly hers. So she takes the place of the Doctor to save the day. And in return, he sticks her in an afterlife, one she refuses to be contained to. She hops around still in dreams and as a ghost, still hanging with the Paternosters, still roaming the universe even as a data ghost, still calling the Doctor out and yeah, still loving him.

There’s nothing unfeminist about loving someone (and it’s certainly not a slavish devotion, nor is it for Clara, Amy, etc, and I think that’s rather uncomfortable to suggest; if any new series character exhibits slavish devotion it’s Rose, and her mum calls her out on that, and Rose is still heroic and her own person). Love’s just a thing many people do. It in no way defines all she is. River is surrounded by many complex machinations and forces trying to hold her in, sure, but the point is that she never once is defined by any of it. She is her own person who owns her own life, her own desires, her own everything. This is the woman who, to quote Moffat, “got married about 428 times. Once for each gender.” Who takes on dictators and oppressors and steals precious artifacts from genocidal villains. Who was a pawn who became a queen. Who always comes out on top.

River is so, so, so much more than just kicking ass, though I love that she does that, too. A bisexual action heroine who asserts her agency every time and is allowed to be so so complex and compelling and wonderful. I adore her, and her continual fight to be herself no matter who tries to hold her back inspires me.

romeo: griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast 

benvolio: 

(( OOC: Lol, soooo, I’m getting a lot of concerned messages flooding into my inbox, and I just want to clarify… I’m not actually upset over an OC guys… my world hasn’t fallen apart because of Darci… I’m just having fun with this and being melo-dramatic… Everything is fine… it’s ALLLLLRIGHT. *pats you all on the head* 

And now all I can think about is the Kardashians… "There’s people that are dying, TT”…. “Yeah… BUT THIS FUCKING OC!!!” )) 

peter,  describing baby groot in a thread  :  wow,  he’s a lot like me  !

me,  whispering  :  like father like son.

😭😭😭

dancingspark  asked:

Dude, I totally feel salty for you. The best type of education I ever got from my church (Lutheran) was a video promoting abstinence, and it just portrayed a girl blocking a guy from kissing her. No type of education, no explanation behind the sex act, nothing. Then to think some churches are saying "Yeah just live at home, don't be your own person." Like, what the fuck

Yeah I weep at how much damage Christian purity culture has done to people. It’s perverted Christianity and sexuality into some horrible hybrid.

anonymous asked:

ok idk if u have seen it yet but have u seen the airport pix of bts leaving for the bbmas bc namjoon is looking so fucn great his melanin is poppin and his hair is almost the same colour as his skin kaye i am shook!!!! shooken!!!!! shakETH!!!!!!!

YEAH OMG IVE BEEN WEEPING OVER IT ALL MORNING HES SERVING MAD LOOKS AND IM SO WEAK

Last year I gave you my heart, and this year I’ll give it again.

Merry Christmas/holidays (and Happy new years) you guys! It’s been a great year with all of you! I hope to have an even better one next year! Thank you so much for all the kind words and for taking such good care of me! (you’re all so nice ;o;) 

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Phantomhive is a shadow, a phantom that exists solely to obliterate the sorrows of Her Majesty, The Queen. Step into its den, and you can never hope to return to the light.”
↳ Ciel Phantomhive 

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well after approximately 84 years in the cc i finally managed to recreate my freckled child the way i remember her! \o/ ada-rii, dalish mage~

it’s muuuch more fun to play dai on my own laptop that’s for sure! i’m already having so much fun~ i know a lot of people hated how big and open the world is but i come from tes and i looove everything about it lmao the bigger a game world the better i wouldn’t mind every bioware game to be like this i’m gonna spend the next 6 months in the hinterlands collecting elf root and fighting bears it’ll be amazing

Companion showoff
  • River: I actually fixed time by marrying the Doctor
  • Clara: So what? I died three times
  • Amy: Well! I survived Weeping Angels... WITH MY EYES SHUT
  • Donna: OH YEAH?? I WAS A DOCTOR ONCE!! doctor donna, doctor donna
  • Martha: I DEFEATED THE MASTER!!! HA!
  • Rose: WELL I BET NONE OF YOU BITCHES HAS LOOKED INTO THE ACTUAL TARDIS
  • Rory & Jack: CAN YOU STOP PLS