weeps is that;; yeah

  • Snape: Mr. Potter, why don't you read first?
  • Harry: Alright, Chapter 1; Surviving your fascist Potions Professor who needs to put kids down to feel big.
  • Harry: Oh wow! This is useful guys, we should read on!

anonymous asked:

i'm weeping at ur tags "matt: i dare u to eat this shiro: hell yeah i missed breakfast this morning" like???? these boys r iconic thank you

LISTEN the idea of these two being Stereotypical Bros is so goddamn funny to me………….. ‘Two Best Bros Go On The Nerd Field Trip Of A Lifetime, What Happens Next Will Break Your Heart </3′

  • Where’s that one post where op was like ‘Matt and Shiro spent the entire trip to Kerberos coming up with a wicked long handshake’ because that is just…… so real lmfao
  • As part of their astronaut training they went to the gym a lot together but they never actually… got anything done.
    • Matt tries to photobomb all of Shiro’s pre/post workout selfies
    • That, or he’ll take a selfie of Shiro taking a selfie
  • They have Keith’s gym workout schedule memorized and sometimes they’ll show up before he does in matching neon pink/green vaguely-80s style workout clothes. I’m talking the leg warmers, the shorts and black leggings, the headbands. Keith legitimately thinks they always work out wearing these clothes.
    • They always offer him a third matching headband. He declines every time, but they know they’re wearing him down.
  • Matt & Shiro are constantly trying to set up playdates for Pidge and Keith because they want their antisocial little siblings to actually like. Talk to someone who isn’t part of their family. Of course, all these plans immediately fall through because Pidge and Keith are Antisocial Little Siblings.
  • One time during the first three months of their friendship they were trying to escape out a window and Shiro got fucking stuck. They got caught, but not because of Shiro’s bigass shoulders. It’s because Matt went to take a selfie and he accidentally had the flash on.
  • On that note, Matt’s automatic response is to take a selfie every time something happens to Shiro.
  • One time Shiro went to pour cheese on his pasta, only to accidentally dump the entire container on his lunch because some asshole loosened all the lids. Matt has photos of it all; dramatic close-up shots of the mountain of mozzarella, Shiro’s shocked and bewildered face, and a ten-second video clip of Shiro trying to dump some of his cheese onto Keith’s plate. 
  • Matt & Shiro are the classmates who always seem to be returning from off-campus, only it’s doubly bewildering because the Garrison is in the desert?? There’s literally nothing around for miles??? Where are they even going
  • Shiro could not cook to save his fucking life, and Matt’s cooking is… dubious at best. Like, it’s not bad. As Matt will tell anyone, cooking is technically just science, and he is a science whiz. And it tastes okay. He followed all the directions perfectly. But there’s just something.. slightly off. Like you’ll eat it, but you won’t ask for seconds.
    • Shiro insists it’s because Matt doesn’t cook with enough heart, Matt replies that Shiro must be the devil himself since his food always comes out black and disgusting.

anonymous asked:


JK: ??!!!??????!!

JK: …

JK: I’m sorry, but I’ll need to check your age.

  • *in a cab; on the way to the christening*
  • Molly: *happily* Oh isn't this exciting? I bet she looks lovely. And John and Mary are wonderful parents...
  • Sherlock: *on his phone* Mmm.
  • Molly: *sighs* Oh, her name is just beautiful *giggles* I always wanted to name my daughter Persephone.
  • Sherlock: *glances at her*
  • Molly: *rolls her eyes* Hey, I was eleven at the time and really into all that mythology stuff.
  • Sherlock: *still typing* There are worse names for a child than Persephone Holmes.
  • Molly: ...
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* Why would it be Holmes?
  • Sherlock: *shrugs* I always assumed you'd take your husband's name.
  • Molly: *scoffs* Yeah, well, I'm not going to marry Mycroft!
  • Sherlock: *confused* We've been sleeping together and you think-
  • Molly: *giggles* No, I mean, I just thought you weren't the marrying kind.
  • Sherlock: *sighs* Sex, Molly. I don't do that with just anyone.
  • Molly: *raises an eyebrow* You love me?
  • Sherlock: Obviously.
  • Molly: *smirks* I'm sorry? I didn't catch that.
  • Sherlock: *smiles* I love you.
  • Molly: *takes his hand* I love you too.
  • Sherlock: *coughs* So you'll...marry me, then?
  • Molly: *kisses his cheek* Of course I will.

I had an amazing opportunity to be able to be paired up with @jesswithane on their wonderful fic Diary of a Blue Spy for the Voltron General Bang 2017 which you can read here ! I would have coloured in the comic if I had more time ;v;

romeo: griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast 



I have wanted to post this for a while. To celebrate the genius behind every detail in Carol. This is the scene where she is going to speak to the lawyers, and her soon-to-be-ex Husband, wearing a scarf that is almost identical to her love’s pajama’s. Only the colors have changed from Christmas green with red and white polka dots to white and blue. The way the color palette of the whole film changes gradually. Therese is painting her apartment a strikingly similar shade as if to indicate that although they are both getting on with life they are still moving in the same direction; towards each other. 

The best part, the wonderful subtle symbolic gesture is at the end of the scene when she is putting her coat on - putting her confident self back together while speaking her truth - she is clutching this small delicate piece of fabric to her heart. Keeping Therese with her, their love like armor. 

Every moment of this film is beautiful enough to make you weep.  For @bnaz & her brilliant post on the discourse of Carol, & everyone who loves this film.

anonymous asked:

1. Can you explain how River is a feminist icon when her ENTIRE character is COMPLETELY caught up in the fact that she's destined to be the Doctor's wife and then just dying for that? From Let's Kill Hitler all the way to Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead, her whole arc was about her being the Doctor's wife and then dying to save him. So how does that make her feminist when she's literally stripped of every ounce of agency she has? Because she "kicks ass"? That doesn't make her feminist.

2. I’m not trying to be a dick, just curious why you think that. I’ve always taken her to be another example of Moffat’s horrible track record with women being slavishly devoted to the Doctor (if you respond to this, you can copy & paste this into the above one, there was just a letter limit here :P

River’s character isn’t about being stripped of agency and just conforming to fate. River is a character who begins life forced to be something and who overcomes any confinement, expresses her will against it all. She’s empowering because she is handed a life full of people trying to control her and she throws it all off every time, never living on anything less than her own terms.

Trapped as a kid in a suit as a weapon? Breaks her way out, crosses continents to be with her loved ones on her own terms. Told to kill a man? Winds up choosing not to, asking her parents and trusting their judgement to guide her in that choice. She falls in love with him and that’s something she clings, to not just because she loves him but because it’s something totally hers, her own choice and her own emotions and her own life. Dumped in prison? She breaks out regularly to do whatever she wants, and that’s not just hang with the Doctor, as we’ve seen before in the show. She’s got an archaeology career which she does put to use in her own adventures. She even steals the TARDIS regularly to go off without the Doctor, she’s not just some weeping damsel throwing herself at him. She dies to save him, yeah. He’s planning to do the manpainy heroic sacrifice thing and she refuses to have any of it because it would erase that life she spent so much time building and fought so many battles to make utterly hers. So she takes the place of the Doctor to save the day. And in return, he sticks her in an afterlife, one she refuses to be contained to. She hops around still in dreams and as a ghost, still hanging with the Paternosters, still roaming the universe even as a data ghost, still calling the Doctor out and yeah, still loving him.

There’s nothing unfeminist about loving someone (and it’s certainly not a slavish devotion, nor is it for Clara, Amy, etc, and I think that’s rather uncomfortable to suggest; if any new series character exhibits slavish devotion it’s Rose, and her mum calls her out on that, and Rose is still heroic and her own person). Love’s just a thing many people do. It in no way defines all she is. River is surrounded by many complex machinations and forces trying to hold her in, sure, but the point is that she never once is defined by any of it. She is her own person who owns her own life, her own desires, her own everything. This is the woman who, to quote Moffat, “got married about 428 times. Once for each gender.” Who takes on dictators and oppressors and steals precious artifacts from genocidal villains. Who was a pawn who became a queen. Who always comes out on top.

River is so, so, so much more than just kicking ass, though I love that she does that, too. A bisexual action heroine who asserts her agency every time and is allowed to be so so complex and compelling and wonderful. I adore her, and her continual fight to be herself no matter who tries to hold her back inspires me.


‘Now the Arkenstone has drawn him here. He will never be rid of his need for it. He hates and loves the gem as he hates and loves himself. Thorin’s life was a sad story. He was destined to be a great leader before the Arkenstone found him. Before it drove him mad.’

my favourite thing is still, despite incarcerating Light and robbing him of his basic human rights for near two months and prob traumatizing him by having his own father mock blow his head off, L being easily forgiven like he just stepped on Light’s toe or something and it was an accident.

NCT 127 reaction to you being insecure about your stretch marks


Anon: hello! is it alright if i request? i don’t know of your active right now or if you closed requests — but could I ask for all members (or just nct 127) reaction to you having stretch marks? i have some on my arms and sides and i feel kind of embarrassed having them.

Thank you for the request! And apologies for the late post :/ I hope you enjoy it regardless!…


Originally posted by taeiljaeh

This is a point I always mention when writing about Taeil but being the oldest member, he’d be very mature about it. I don’t think he’s really that bothered by it but then again, I don’t think he’d really understand what they are or where they come from. If you were insecure about them, he’d find it hard to understand why; to him, stretch marks were like anything else on your body, like moles, scars or freckles. He’d be fickle in helping you, but, as always, the intention’s there.


Originally posted by nakamotens

I feel as if Johnny would be quite aware that stretch marks are an insecurity many girls (and guys!) have these days. Although you may not vocally tell him about your worries, he’d notice the little things about your behaviour that’d suggest that you were insecure about them. Johnny would try his best to boost your self-confidence and self-love subtly, not wanting to put you into an even more uncomfortable position by saying he knew you were insecure. He’d just always compliment you and wouldn’t push you to uncomfortable limits, and over time, you’d slowly start to learn to love your stretch marks.


Originally posted by tensct

Taeyong would be one of the most visibly distraught by this revelation. Being so comfortable around him but so insecure in your own body, this insecurity of yours would slip out, you suddenly brushing it off and trying to move the conversation on again. Startled, he’d pause, replaying the shy words in his head and his eyes watering without him realising. Unexpectedly, you’d find him in tears, weeping and cursing at himself. Yeah, he might be overly dramatic and make you feel a little guilty by it (unintentionally), but he’d calm it down and would definitely, and I mean that, make you feel better in yourself.


Originally posted by 1aeyong

This would be a bit of unknown territory for Yuta. He wouldn’t realise realise the extent to which you were insecure. He’d comfort you very well at first, glancing down at them and truthfully revealing he hadn’t even noticed them and they weren’t ugly at all. But, I think he might get a little irritated and less sympathetic, sighing with annoyance, asking if you could stop ranting for once. It might end in you crying or an argument fuelling, but upon realising the seriousness of the situation, he’d loosen up a bit, be very apologetic and although he wouldn’t now be extremely comforting, it’d be an improvement.


Originally posted by dovounq

why can’t this kind of gif exist for other members lol this is the perfect shook face

Doyoung, like Johnny, would pick on this so quickly, just by the way you’d act. The way you’d drag your fingers heavily across the marks, pulling and rubbing at them slightly, pouting at the breaks in your skin; how you always refused to let your bare legs out, even in private, because you were too shy about letting him see them; and the way you gawped at girls in adverts and campaigns, eyes slightly watering when you see they don’t have any stretch marks like you.  


Originally posted by jaehoneytoast

Jaehyun would have a very different reaction to the rest of the members. I think I’ve mentioned this kind of reaction for him before, but instead of just notice the just okay? lol comforting you and boosting your self-esteem, he’d really try his best to help you out. If you wanted to cover yourself up or try some oil to heal or fade your scars some ppl like me do this ok not everyone is as okay with them, he’d help you get them and use them and he’d just really want you to embrace what you have and help you boost your self esteem whatever way that may be.


Originally posted by nctmvrk-moved

His reassurance would be considerably weak and dry but with all intentions good. It wouldn’t be something he’d absolutely love about you or anything, so on your part, it might be even harder to feel a little bit more confident about them. Sicheng would just be better reassuring you with emotional shit about anything other than something he didn’t really “get”, like physical insecurities. 


Originally posted by nakasyuta

Mark would have that shocked/confused/shook face of his on for show. He’d find it pretty hard to comprehend and take in. I imagine he’d go to other members, hoping to seek advice and guidance. It’d be a bit like Mark would help you by the members helping Mark, so technically the members would be the one helping you. It’d be a little complicated, Mark maybe making the wrong move or saying the  wrong thing - a little hiccup, but nothing a sorry and hug couldn’t solve. To be honest, I’m unsure of how he’d really react to this kind of thing? He’d just follow whatever the members suggest, so that could mean anything.


Originally posted by dovounq

Being still young and probably inexperienced, his reaction would be so innocent and sweet and genuine, so much so that you’d probably realise that your stretch marks were nothing to be insecure or fret about. I don’t think he’d really know what they are, asking so many questions about what they are, how they come about, if everyone has them, if they hurt. He’d be in a state of fascination, asking if it was okay to trace them and look at them, all done very innocently and sweetly, and he’d tell you how pretty the were too. He really wouldn’t need to do much to boost your self esteem.

I’ll Find My Way Back To You// Part Four

Hi, I’m back with a new chapter. I also want to thank you guys for helping me reach one thousand followers. You have no idea how much this means to me. I love you guys with my whole heart. If you enjoy this chapter, let me know whether or not you guys want me to continue this, I would absolutely LOVE to here your thoughts on this one. 

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This is not proof read but I wanted to update it, you guys deserve it after all this delay. ENJOY! 

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(( OOC: Lol, soooo, I’m getting a lot of concerned messages flooding into my inbox, and I just want to clarify… I’m not actually upset over an OC guys… my world hasn’t fallen apart because of Darci… I’m just having fun with this and being melo-dramatic… Everything is fine… it’s ALLLLLRIGHT. *pats you all on the head* 

And now all I can think about is the Kardashians… "There’s people that are dying, TT”…. “Yeah… BUT THIS FUCKING OC!!!” )) 

you KNOW astro owns my heart when i came on tumblr this morning fully expecting my queue/blog to be mostly day6 today since everyday6 dropped last night and slayed me

but all astro did was dye their hair and i’m already losing my fucking shit. yeah um day6?? i’m so sorry but jinjin’s hair is red rn and he owns my soul forreal so i gotta dash

Michael in the Bathroom Google Translate Version

omg i did something similar to your sincerely me post but with michael in the bathroom and look how this came out 


I hang in the bathroom.
The biggest party in autumn
I can stay here or lose
And there is nothing special

I’m a grape vine in a bathroom
Because my friend left me alone.
But I prefer the wrong spoon instead of awkwardly
Or pretend to look up a text on my phone

Everything felt
When I was a regular couple
Because I am innocent
There is no other part there

Just now
Michael is in the bathroom
Michael is in the bathroom at the party.
Remember the time he was
I’m just
Michael is in the bathroom
Michael is in the bathroom at the party.
You can not go
I’m waiting until it’s time.
And choose the soft mortar in the nose
I am Michael, I have no knowledge yet.
Michael runs solo
Michael is in the bathroom.
He is alone

She hid, but she was there.
Do not forget our story
Reminded suggestions
And I replaced it
A new version of me

And I heard a drunken woman.
Whitney was singing at the door
“I want to dance with a man”
And my emotions are inferior
Because it touches me
Now no one can tear apart women today

Now then
Michael is in the bathroom
Michael is in the bathroom at the party.
Forgive the beers
Michael is in the bathroom
Michael is in the bathroom at the party.
On my return to blame
Wait until you have to ‘till my face dry
Or do I bulldoze the weeds
Or something in my eyes.
I am Michael, I have no knowledge yet.
Michael runs solo
Michael is in the bathroom.

Hit hits hit
They begin to weep in the soonest possible time.
Hit hits hit
Oh hell yeah I stopped shortly
Hit hits hit
Tell me that you left me here alone
Hit hits hit
Here in this wild forest
Butt Butt Butt Butt
I feel pressure pressures
Bang Bang Bang
My big mistake appeared
Focused on chopped
I threw the water on my face.
And I’m in a better place.
I’ll open the door
But I can not hear the breasts now

And I can not touch
And then I look at the mirror
And it’s more obvious.
And no refusal
I’m just

At one party
Is there any more illness than that?
Hm hm hm hmhmmm
Michael is in the bathroom at the party.
It’s a bad night.

I want to stay in the bed of a home looking at a pornographic cable
Or I want to be alone.
I hope I was born
I am Michael alone
So it should be a drug addict
Get PT Cruiser
God is like a loser
Michael runs solo
Who Do You Know?
Michael is in the bathroom.
He is alone
He is alone

What you know about me is my name.

Unique party
I’m glad I came

I died at im a grapevine in the bathroom

Phantomhive is a shadow, a phantom that exists solely to obliterate the sorrows of Her Majesty, The Queen. Step into its den, and you can never hope to return to the light.”
↳ Ciel Phantomhive