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**random post that has nothing to do with aces**

It always irks me in Skyrim when you find empty bottles of wine/skooma/etc. but when your character decides to drink anything… no bottle left.

The only logical explanation is that the Dragonborn, one day preparing to enter the Salty Spitoon, is cronch-cronching down on every bottle they come across.

Reg: “Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?”

Dragonborn: *chugs 15 bottles of Alto wine*

Reg: “Wow, go right on in”

Dragonborn: *looks up in confusion, having already cronched through half the bottles*