“Bribe Me”

The vampire folded her arms and glared at the witch. “Please let me in.” Her invitation had been revoked.

Lazily, the witch leaned back in her chair and gazed across the open door’s impenetrable threshold. She stretched, yawned, picked up a feyburn apple from a bowl on a side table, and finally took a generous bite before replying, “No.”

“Are you going to make me wait out here all night, then?”

“Thinking about it. Bribe me.”

Centuries of marital bliss are built with love, affection, and mischief. The bargaining ended several minutes later with the vampire promising her wife:

  • A back rub
  • Taking care of the cauldron cleaning duty for a week
  • The witch could pick the next two movies
  • Thirteen pumpkin spice cookies
  • “And you have to win me a plush at the Halloween carnival.”
  • “How am I going to do that tonight when it starts this weekend?”
  • “Not my problem.” And this was the last straw.

With a gesture, the vampire summoned an arcane wind that picked
the witch up and sent her flying out the door. Laughing wildly, the
two chased each other deep into Autumn’s Lost Wood.

What I love about each B.A.P member


  • “Yongguk’s smile is because of Himchan”
  • Balances out Yongguk
  • Bang said he became a brighter person bc of Channie T-T
  • Are you crying yet bc I am
  • That one time he had a pony tail
  • Can we bring that back
  • When his hair is pushed back
  • That one time he randomly went blonde then red for only like a week
  • The way he speaks to Yongguk is a complete 180 to how he speaks to the other members 
  • Calls him “bbang”
  • He and Yongguk refer to the younger members as “the kids" 
  • Takes care of everyone 
  • A+ cook 
  • Went out and bought lobster during One Fine Day so the losing team could enjoy a good meal
  • Then they all ate together and my heart melted 
  • Heart of gold
  • The best temporary leader you could ever dream of 
  • What other temp leader becomes a meme
  • Kim Himchan, that’s who
  • When he laughs really hard 
  • That time he was yawning on camera but didn’t notice until too late 
  • Scaredy cat 
  • A++++ good looks 
  • King of the Fairies
  • Thank you, Fairy Kingdom, for giving us Himchan 
  • He’s so unreal 
  • You thought he was gorgeous on camera
  • Wait til you see him up close 
  • Your soul immediately leaves your body
  • Hella soft hands 
  • So cute when he smiles at BABYz
  • He takes pictures of BABYz all the time TT^TT
  • His answer for almost anything is "Jongup”  
  • You will never love Jongup more than Himchan does 
  • Acts like a child sometimes 
  • His voice 
  • So smooth with a little bit of gravel when he speaks 
  • When he sings it either feels like floating on clouds wrapped up in velvet
  • Or lying on a bed of rocks getting punched in the face while heavy metal plays in the background 
  • His voice is so powerful and gritty 
  • Can he sing me sleep??? 
  • I’m just so in love with his tone 
  • I think a collab between him and Youngjae would be awesome 
  • And his own solo song
  • Can play any instrument 
  • Music Genius 
  • Master of Languages 
  • The scar on his right hand 
  • Always looks so cuddly in sweaters 
  • Where can I buy Teddy Bear Chan????
  • Posted a video of Yongguk eating for BABYz to see bc it’s a rare sight 
  • Doesn’t like waking up 
  • Treasures sleep
  • Me too, bud 
  • Tries to keep the dorm under control since Bang left but daejae are a handful 
  • Give him a weekend spa trip away from the kids 
  • Wine Mom 
  • Don’t know what to gift to give him? 
  • Wine
  • Goes on one-on-one food dates with the members
  • Then makes only Daehyun pay 
  • Said he wants to be with Bang bc he’s rich lol
  • His Weekly Idol sexy dance 
  • Iconic 
  • The best sexy dance in history
  • Confident 
  • But still gets shy sometimes 
  • Pink 
  • His eyes 
  • His acting 
  • Someone give him a drama role already PLEASE 
  • Steps in sometimes to give Yongguk a break
  • Bang trusts Himchan so much T-T
  • Friendship goals right there
  • Did I mention that his heart is pure gold 
  • With precious gems embedded in it
  • B.A.P would not be B.A.P without him
  • He is the glue that holds B.A.P together
  • I love him so much
  • Pls give him lots of love 
  • His heart is too good for this world 
  • We do not deserve him

Feel free to add some of your favorite Himchan things! Give him lots of love.

YG | HC | DH | YJ | JU | ZL

you…can do this…WE can do this…it’s a simple matter of mind over anime

you’ve been training your whole life for this moment

and now it has come

last week

the water is alive

once you dive in it will immediately bare its fangs and attack

how did we go

from this sweet perfectly seasoned curly fry. this tiny pure tater tot. this adorable and beautifully golden fried potato knish 

to the mayo and sin drenched potato salad we’ve all come to know and love/hate

i ask you—how?

have you ever seen someone so seamlessly annoyed yet inwardly pleased at the same time. only my son, ladies and gents. only my son


actual picture of me watching this anime whenever JJ is on screen




like honestly

what am i even supposed to say? what could i possibly add to this? there is no joke i can make, there’s no reaction gif i can use. there aren’t words to express except for: this show is wonderful and makes me so incredibly happy 

the fact that literally everyone ignore JJ feeds my soul on a primal level

you literally gave yuri your grandpa’s home made pirozhki, wished him a happy birthday, and had a genuine bonding moment while snow fell gently around you just last episode. you are literally fooling no one Edgelord. go buy some more studded belts from hot topic and calm the frick down

how is this show REAL where did this pole even COME FROM

…that’s a dumb question obviously chris keeps a collapsible one on his person at all times for just such an occasion 

HIS LITTLE BLUSH AND GASP ARE YOU K I D D I N G ME how is my lone fragile body meant to take on this much!! it can’t i tell you it can’t!!!!!!!!!!!

well folks. that’s it. i’m gone. i’m done. i’m packing my bags and i’m running away. deep deep into the mountains where none of you will ever hear form me again, never to return. it will be a hard life, but a simpler one. a life where all i need is myself and my knife, one girl facing the odds, never again plagued by the trials and tribulations of this modern world. never again burdened by the all consuming darkness…of sports anime…

jk see you all next week

really really late submission for r76 week

the ‘over the airwaves’ one just got me and urged me to finish this one

this is a bit of a combo with the vacation one and the over the airwaves

I like the idea of gabe taking jack to dorado to celebrate the day of the dead festival and they both just have a good time and gabe wears his el blanco outfit.

An important post
  • Kanan makes everybody pancakes at least once a week
  • The only shape he can make is a circle planet. But he is very insistent on every pancake being a specific planet. (”This one’s obviously Alderaan, Sabine, come on.”)
  • He flips them with the Force just to show off
  • On supply runs, he’ll sneak off and buy a Secret Pancake Ingredient (like fruit or chocolate or something), and surprise everyone with it the next morning.
  • They are delicious pancakes and everybody eats twenty.

i need a jily AU where james and lily are both first year graduate students

  • james is a math major
  • lily is a chemistry major
  • lily is taking her midterm in class for her physical chemistry class
  • it’s quite possibly the hardest class she’s ever taken
  • why is there so much math
  • why
  • because of the exam, classrooms and times are rearranged and the typical statistical physics class that meets here was canceled
  • but james, not reading the emails, saunters in twenty minutes late
  • what an idiot lily thinks as she hears somebody walk in
  • he doesn’t even realize he’s in the wrong class
  • oh there’s a midterm? hm, i could’ve sworn it was next week
  • the teaching assistant just smirks, hands him the 26-page exam packet
  • james finds an empty seat and realizes he forgets a pencil
  • he taps the redhead sitting next to him for a pencil
  • lily looks up
  • kill me he’s cute
  • why are all the stupid ones cute
  • she all but throws an old green pencil at him
  • she goes back to problem three, confused out of her mind
  • maybe i’ll just take up baking i could make a living off baking ugh why didn’t i study harder what does this symbol even mean again
  • she doesn’t even notice he’s flipping through the pages, scribbling some answers and derivations
  • an hour into the exam, he sits up and turns in the test and leaves
  • does he just not care lily screams in her head how did he even get into this university
  • finally, after the eighty minutes were up, she turns in her exam with utter defeat
  • a week later, her professor announces the top score, a 96%, beating the rest of the class by solid 20% margin
  • how on earth does anyone get 96% on that exam, it was impossible!
  • her professor continues: to a mr. james potter”
  • the class of fifty looks around: who the heck is james potter
  • after a moment of confusion and nobody claiming the test
  • lily turns red
  • that was him
  • halfway across campus, james potter walks into his organic chemistry elective course with an old green pencil behind his ear
  • man i hate organic chemistry

Time Machine Video of the Week

The Jesus And Mary Chain - Never Understand (1985)

Since i have just post the latest music from  The Jesus And Mary Chain, i thought it very apt to post you the bands first ever single as, this weeks time machine video of the week.

The Jesus and Mary Chain are a Scottish alternative / indie rock band formed in East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire Scotland, in 1983. The band revolves around the songwriting partnership of brothers Jim and William Reid. They released a string of albums, singles and EPs between their 1983 formation and their 1999 breakup, and gained notoriety in their early days for short sets and violence that became common at their live shows. In 2007, the band reunited. Primal Scream’s Bobby Gillespie was the bands drummer from 1984 to 1986.

Never Understand was the bands debut single, it was released on the Blanco y Negro label in February 1985. The track was also included on the bands debut album Psychocandy, which was released later in 1985, on 18th November 1985. The bands line up at the time was, Jim Reid (on vocals), William Reid (on guitar), Douglas Hart (on bass) and Bobby Gillespie (on drums).

The sun comes up another day begins
And I don’t even worry about the state I’m in
Head so heavy and I’m looking thin
But when the sun goes down I want to start again

You never understandin’
You never understand me

Don’t turn around until you look at me
Why don’t you take a second and tell me what you see
Things I see you only disagree
You never understand that’s what I want to be

You never understandin’
You never understand me


Audrey Jensen Appreciation Week

The moment you fell in love with her: 

I don’t think there was a specific moment I fell in love with her. But, I think I loved her by the end of season 1 and definitely all of season 2. Because of how she would do anything to save and protect her friends. I think that when Audrey shows that she’s vulnerable,  that’s when I love her the most. 

(ph.cr.: google, with my editing) 


Time Machine Video of the Week

The Cranberries - Zombie(1994)

Zombie was a protest song by Irish rock band The Cranberries, it was released in September 1994 as the lead single from their second album, No Need to Argue (1994). The song was written by the band’s lead singer Dolores O'Riordan. I find the following amazing, as of January 2015, the video has been viewed over 200 million times on YouTube. Said video was directed by Samuel Bayer, and produced by Doug Friedman and H.S.I. Productions. I have added a live video version from 1994 at the bottom of this post for your enjoyment.

Another head hangs lowly
Child is slowly taken
And the violence caused such silence
Who are we mistaken

But you see it’s not me
It’s not my family
In your head, in your
Head they are fighting
With their tanks and their bombs
And their bombs and their guns
In your head,
In your head they are cryin’

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie
Hey, hey
What’s in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie
Hey, hey, hey, oh
Dou, dou, dou, dou
Dou, dou, dou, dou
Dou, dou, dou, dou
Dou, dou, dou, dou

Another mother’s breakin’
Heart is taking over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken

It’s the same old theme since nineteen-sixteen
In your head,
In your head they’re still fightin’
With their tanks and their bombs
And their bombs and their guns
In your head, in your head they are dyin’

In your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie
Hey, hey
What’s in your head, in your head
Zombie, zombie, zombie
Hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hey, oh, ya, ya-a 


First semester 2016: 1st week

  • The long break didn’t do my notemaking skills any favour. I think my notes look a little clumsy…
  • You’ll notice that my summaries look kind of monotonous with a lot of writing now… That’s because I am now forced to fit a lot more info into my page than I had to last year… The workload has increased so much compared to 2nd year!

Please do not remove logo or re-upload

halloween 1981 headcanons
  • they had been in hiding for about a week
  • and lily woke up with the same knot in her stomach that she’d had all week
  • the feeling of how long would this last
  • how long would they be stuck in here
  • sirius had brought over three pumpkins for them to carve in an effort to try to take the edge off
  • lily smiled as she watched harry play with the pumpkin guts
  • and felt her smile widen even more when james took a handful and threw them at her from across the family room
  • the sound of laughter filled the potter household, music to her ears
  • lily felt the know in her stomach loosen for the first time all week
  • only james would be the one to do that for her
  • even though she could tell that behind his smile and his laugh,that he had the same knot in his stomach
  • she saw the fear flash in his eyes when the house creaked at night
  • but maybe they would get through this, maybe they’d be okay
  • lily’s stomach dropped when the doorbell rattled that night
  • she heard the lock open
  • please just let it be sirius please just let it be sirius
  • but deep down she knew it wasnt sirius, sirius who always made it a point to ring the doorbell as many times as he could 
  • she grabbed harry just as she heard james shout for her to take harry and go
  • the tears flowed out as she heard the thump of james’ body as it hit the floor
  • shaking from head to toe as she heard the slow footsteps creep up the stairs, knowing what was coming
  • she held harry close to her chest as she heard the footsteps grow closer
Dan’s Livestream // 7.7.15

There’s an alarm going off in the background

His browser was being slow so he was late

YouNow-ception (which killed everyones ears)

“Nipple tart. Your YouNow name is Nipple tart?”

He talked about the Jonas Brothers, HSM, Suite Life, Hannah Montana, etc

His hairdresser was on holiday so he couldn’t get his hair cut ig?

Talked about his 2012 hair

“I will buy you food if you adopt me. Tempting offer there.”

Talked about people taking offense to his self-sassing about his hobbit hair in his latest video

Talked about visiting the school

He had a huge crisis this week

The book making video will be up as soon as the book is printed (so probably the week it comes out)

He hasn’t watched Shane’s video yet

“Not as in a stalker waving pieces of paper at me, I have a metal fan.”

“Never compromise your aesthetics, people.”

His tag is seriously #DanielTheManiel 


Dan fact: he showed us his fan remote

He is an “awkward holder”

He talked a bit about their radio show 

“Meaty legs. I said that.”

“There were a lot of things there, there were a lot of thing.”

He was scared Phil was going to fall and die when the floor was lava

He did a fish impression?

Being vegan is going okay for him

“I just want to make it until vidcon so I can be like Anthony Senpai are you proud of me?”

He’s trying to not wear real leather now because he’s vegan 

“Have you guys ruined Akinator?”

“Is he living with a guy who has the same haircut is like half the questions.”

“It guessed the snake from the chair fic and that’s a beautiful time to change the topic.”

He discussed his new video and other vloggers

His phone background is a picture apparently (of what we don’t know)

“I just wanted to mock myself because lord knows that what I do best. Hashtag coping mechanism.”

Sister Daniel appeared

“Lord knows. Lorde with an e. No she doesn’t shut up.”

He gets very into his videos

He referred to it as a passing a baton (so inspirational)

He “detaches” from his videos once he uploads it because he has to move right onto the next thing (radio shows, gaming videos, etc)

“There’s nothing as amazing as binging on a TV show.”

He’s very happy for Louise

He sits sideways so he doesn’t fall off of his chair

He apologized for making people cry about his last video

Phil chose Helena but their show was running long so he couldn’t explain why he chose it

“Helena by MCR is a good song, but you can’t just play it.”

“I need all of the compliments you can give me because I have terrible self esteem.”

Subtly mentioned his square hair when someone said his hair has never been bad

He’s leaving again tomorrow for the BBC documentary 

“You could live in the middle of a fishing island and I could just be like oh I’m here.”

Someone’s getting a cat whiskers tattoo

Tour planning is going well and he promises it will be great

He recently played Splatoon with Phil (he said it was very intense) 

He’s mad you can’t play with other people


He hasn’t been wearing his earrings because he needs a haircut and he doesn’t like wearing them inside

He talked about K-pop bands

“Hey Dan you look like Madonna. Thank you.”

He’s loving True Detective 

“When Haru was having his big existential crisis, Mako was the friend that cared”

Talked about Formula 1

“I am a colossal Lewis Hamilton stan.”

Apparently people were offended by Phil’s Formula 1 tweet about the shells?

He’s been eating nuts that he thinks tastes like squirrel food

“What’s on your neck. Um nothing it’s a um- a shirt rash.” as he proceeded to crush his neck into his shoulder

Talked about the HSM/Uptown Funk post he reblogged (which he played)

He stalks people us a lot apparently

His favorite FOB is either From Under The Cork Tree or Folie a Deux 

“Do I LIKE Panic! at the Disco? Where have you been?”

He talked about his need for a new header

“Brendon or Gerard. You can’t make me make that choice, but it’d be Gerard.”

“Fight me irl. Make it a goal.”

He left to go eat 


“Don’t have too many cringe attacks.”

He had to hold the off button on his laptop to leave 

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[♚] ‘RED POINT’ Music Show Performance Masterlist

Following the conclusion of every promotional period, we will be compiling links all in one post to help you find performances easier . The masterlist will only include links to music show stages during the promotional period - meaning performances outside of the weekly music chart category (e.g. Arirang Simply Kpop, Sketchbook, radio shows, etc) or those which are not within the promotional period (e.g. Gayos, half year specials, special stages, etc - unless of course, if these stages happened while promotional activities are ongoing) will not be included.

We will be starting off with ‘RED POINT’ promotions and will carry on from here. If you wish to see a compilation of performances from older comebacks, please send us a message and we’ll see if we can do it! :)

WEEK 1   01/19~01/24 First Week

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Time Machine Video of the Week

The Waterboys - The Whole Of The Moon (1985)

The Whole of the Moon is a 1985 single taken from The Waterboys’ album This Is the Sea. It was first released as a seven and twelve-inch singles, which reached number 26 on the UK charts. It was then reissued in 1991 reaching number 3 in the UK charts, making it the bands biggest hit.

I pictured a rainbow
You held it in your hands
I had flashes
But you saw the plan
I wandered out in the world for years
While you just stayed in your room
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon
The whole of the moon

You were there at the turnstiles
With the wind at your heels
You stretched for the stars
And you know how it feels
To reach too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the moon

I was grounded
While you filled the skies
I was dumbfounded by truths
You cut through lies
I saw the rain-dirty valley
You saw Brigadoon
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon

I spoke about wings
You just flew
I wondered, I guessed and I tried
You just knew
I sighed
But you swooned
I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon
The whole of the moon

With a torch in your pocket
And the wind at your heels
You climbed on the ladder
And you know how it feels
To get too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the moon
The whole of the moon

Unicorns and cannonballs
Palaces and piers
Trumpets, towers, and tenements
Wide oceans full of tears
Flags, rags, ferry boats
Scimitars and scarves
Every precious dream and vision
Underneath the stars

Yes, you climbed on the ladder
With the wind in your sails
You came like a comet
Blazing your trail
Too high
Too far
Too soon
You saw the whole of the moon 

Above is the 1985 cover.