weekend wax

Flaunt baby girl

Honestly, from an objective and an ethical stand-point: I understand why some babes prefer discretion. You never know who may discover your real identity or your SD’s, who will try to blackmail you, or even how you will justify such money and keep yourself out of the radar. I get it. Tumblr is not worth losing all that you have worked for -

But darling don’t I love seeing the babes prosper!

You want to flood the dashboard with your money shots?  Are these yuans?pesos?euros? Show me them currencies boo!

Oh you just had dinner at a 3stars Michelin restaurant? What’s that in your glass? Moet or Pinot Noir? Toast to the good life - one for you, one for the scammers!

Wait! You are going to Santorini for the weekend? You got a wax done? Are you bikini ready? Teach me how to stay gracious when the wind blows your hair in your face while you cruising in that yacht!

It may be because I am still a newbie but seeing other sugar babes’ hustle makes me confident in my success. It’s like : wow - she did it - it’s real - maybe I can get there too. I don’t know but it is oddly satisfying to me.

All I am trying to say is: your hustle is valid. Whether you keep it on the low or share it - it does not make it any less valid or inspiring.  Your success may trigger another babe’s motivation to make it big.

So if you want to show off and show out? By all means Flaunt Baby Girl - 

Capitol xoxo

It’s the weekend - time to get outdoors and climb those projects you’ve been working on!

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Rusty Nail’s Recipes

Dear Drinkers, on this Memorial Day Weekend, I want to wax poetic about the value of determination. Of undaunted and unbreakable will. Of the tireless pursuit of a goal, and the relentless drive to hone that goal to the apogee of its craft. It is a damn good thing that today’s Honoree has all of these qualities and more, because in the fish-out-of-water world in which she lives, she’s got a long way to go, and is rapidly wearing out the Fire Department’s Patience.

Ladies and Gentlemen

It’s Brownie Bun! @thehorsewife

She’s married a faithful, loving husband. She’s doing her very best every single day to provide for him, and to help around the house. It really isn’t her fault all those fires just happen to happen around her. It’s nowhere near her responsibility that arrows keep appearing in the appliances. It’s not like she’s been to prison. She’s a good, upstanding pillar of the community. Why, she even has a mortgage!

A Horse Wife
Ingredients:

  1. 3 1/2oz Egg Yolks
  2. 5g Gelatine
  3. 5g Lecithin
  4. 3 1/2oz Sugar
  5. 5oz Nut Liquor Peanut Butter Vodka
  6. 1 1/3oz Milk Powder
  7. 12oz whole milk
  8. 2oz Cream
  9. Chipotle Powder
  10. Cayenne Powder
  11. Small Dessert Bowls

Special Equipment:

A Mixer, An Ice Cream Machine, A pan or bowl. A Serious Freezer.

Making a Horse Wife.

  1. Put Yolks, Lecithin, Gelatine, And Sugar into bowl, and place bowl in mixer
  2. Mix for several minutes on high.
  3. Turn Mixer down to medium, add everything but the powders.
  4. Mix until smooth batter state is achieved.
  5. Put into Ice Cream Maker.
  6. Use Ice Cream Maker until substance looks like Ice Cream.
  7. Take out of Ice Cream Maker, and put in pan.
  8. Put pan in Freezer.
  9. Leave Pan in Freezer for 24 Hours.
  10. Remove pan from Freezer
  11. Scoop Two Scoops of Ice Cream into Dessert Bowl.
  12. GENTLY dust with powders.
  13. Eat!

You’ve just made The Horse Wife!

Brownie enjoys Ice Cream, which is why I chose this form for the drink. The choice of Nut Liquor is to demonstrate her deep and abiding love of peanut butter. And no drink honoring the Horse Wife would be complete without just a touch of fiery heat, which is achieved in the dusting, and quickly soothed by the ice cream, just as Brownie is quick to soothe the situation.

You may want to meander over to http://drambuieandscotch.tumblr.com/ . You might find a newly created Mod-Blog I was peer-pressured into creating after nearly five years without one. Do not expect deep truths. Expect snark and cat-videos.

Keep sending in suggestions as to who you’d like to see made into a drink, and Stay Thirsty, Dear Drinkers!