harvey choosing a side in the war of jokes and riddles

eddie: so, harvey, come to a decision yet? 

joker: come now, edward, don’t rush the man. i’m sure he’s in two minds about it. 

harvey: how about i let the coin decide? 

harvey: *flips coin*

joker: weeeeeeell? 

eddie: who’s side are you on, dent?

harvey: the coin says you’re both bitches goodbye


Pairing: Matt Cohen x Reader


Warnings: none

A/N: Whoooo! First Matt Cohen x Reader request EVER, I feel awesome! The R2M questions you guys asked but were not included in the fic will be answered soon! ALSO, those fanfic writers I referenced (From Con to Con is by @nerdyforyourbooks, Aria being one of the most PHENOMENAL smut writer EVER, you can find her on ao3) are AMAZING so do me a favour and go check out their stuff!

(the guy who deserves more fanfiction written about him)

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anonymous asked:

PLEASE tell us more about Deena and her wife!!!

Weeeeeeell, they met a little after Shiloh hired Leila as her assistant. Leila would take care of Shiloh’s transportation, among her other duties, so whenever Shiloh visited Basileia, Leila would be with her. Deena just happened to be around during one of those visits and Leila caught her eye.

After a few drinks, then a first date, then a kiss…Deena realizes she’s In Trouble because Leila is beautiful and full of life and clearly everything she didn’t realize she needed.

They date for about two years before Deena gets down on one knee. And we all know what Leila’s answer is :D

blindingmewithscience  asked:

Why do you not like fight fighters? I'm not judging, just curious.

Weeeeeeell. I like things ABOUT it.

I love the B-plot with Mabel and Stan. I like the way they animated the videogame character, and Rumble McSkirmish is funny in general. There are a lot of really good, top-notch jokes around the whole “video game come to life” concept.

Really, every episode of Gravity Falls has some really great, likable stuff in it. And this one has a bunch, so I understand why a lot of people, especially fans of fighting games, like it a lot. But there’s also a number of lines and moments that I just kind of have to pretend never happened, mostly surrounding gender in one way or another.

I personally don’t understand why “(male) child gets challenged to/accidentally challenges someone else to a fight, tries to avoid it all day, then realizes he has to go and fight the person he doesn’t want to fight (like a man”) is such a common children’s show plot. It always, always, always ties into toxic ideas connecting masculinity to violence and a willingness to endure violence. Robbie is a bully in this episode, and Dipper shouldn’t have to have his masculinity tied to whether or not he’s willing to beat up or be beaten up by someone older and stronger than he is.

I also get a crawly feeling every time I hear the line “Why can’t you learn to hate each other in secret? Like girls do!” It’s just a gross, gross line that plays into awful stereotypes about women being duplicitous, and female friends secretly hating each other/gossiping behind each other’s backs. It’s super gross and it feels gross hearing it come out of a female character as wonderful and well-written as Mabel.

So yeah, I basically just pretend all that stuff doesn’t exist and focus entirely on the B-plot, which is pure gold.

AKRP Week 2 - Day 3: Sleepover

Pairing: Karuiso

Urgh! This is so so-

Karma takes long strides down the hallway, passing his own room without a second glance. Other students stay well out of Karma’s way, some of them scurrying hurriedly into their own rooms as he passes. Everyone knows not to piss Karma Akabane off and by the looks of things, he’s already pissed off enough as it is. Nobody wants to make it any worse.

Karma stops in front of a door. He hesitates.

So freaking-

Karma knocks on the door.

A moment later, the door opens and Karma tries to look as casual as possible when he greets the room’s occupant.


“Yo, Isogai,” Karma drawls.

Isogai blinks, surprised for a moment, but then a cheerful smile lights up his face.

“Oh Karma!” he greets. “It’s been awhile.”

“Umm yeah…”

Karma’s always been a little uncomfortable around Isogai. He’s never known how to approach him, not back when they were both in the Assassination Classroom in middle school and not now in uni.

“Listen, I kinda, uh…” This is so so so embarassing. Just kill me now. “Locked myself out of my room.” Karma practically has to force the last few words out.

“Oh no. Have you gone to see the RA?” Isogai asks, concerned, and Karma can see his entire demeanor shifting into mother hen mode.

“Yeah, I have. That son of a bi-”

“Language!” Isogai cuts in sharply.

“Right. I forgot what a stickler for the rules you are, class rep,” Karma mutters sardonically. “The RA said that they can’t get the locksmith over until tomorrow morning, so I have to bunk with someone for tonight.” Karma sighs, starting to feel awkward again. “So uh, if it’s not too much trouble, can I stay over at your room?” he asks. “Please.”

Isogai smiles.

“Of course you can!” he enthuses. “It can be like a sleepover!”

“Right, a sleepover,” Karma repeats glumly. “Who wouldn’t want to have a sleepover?”

“Right?” And apparently Isogai isn’t quite familiar with the concept of sarcasm.


“Karma, you can’t possibly sleep in the clothes you’ve been out in the entire day,” Isogai chides.

“But I do that all the time!” Karma protests. “And besides, these are the only clothes I have right now. Locked out of my dorm, remember?”

“I’m sure I have clothes that can fit you,” Isogai assures Karma cheerfully while rifling through his closet.

“Here, try this!” Karma looks up in time to see a shirt being thrown in his direction. He catches it in mid air. Thank you, dynamic visual acuity.

“Fine,” Karma acquiesces. “Just to get you off my back about it.”

He proceeds to remove the shirt he’s currently wearing.

“W-Wait, what’re you…” Isogai stutters. “Karma, go change in the bathroom!”

“Huh? Why? It’s not like I’m stripping naked. We’re both guys here,” Karma points out.

He starts to pull Isogai’s shirt over his head when he hears a flustered, “Gah!” followed by the slamming of a door. Did Isogai just?

Karma finishes wearing Isogai’s shirt. It’s actually a bit tight, due to Isogai’s slighter build but not too uncomfortable. He glances at Isogai’s bathroom, which now has its door firmly shut. Yup, he did.

“Are you done yet?” Isogai’s muffled voice can be heard through the door.

Karma smirks. Oh, I can have quite some fun with this.

“Nope, not quite done,” Karma calls back, his smirk widening.


“I can’t believe you made me stay in the bathroom for an hour!” Isogai complains, pouting.

“You’re way too gullible, class rep,” Karma teases.


“Brush. Teeth. Now.” Isogai somehow manages to say it with a smile on his face. It looks kinda creepy actually.

“Yes, mom.” Karma rolls his eyes. “Geez, I don’t suppose you somehow have an extra toothbrush, do you?” he drawls sarcastically.

But Isogai is already holding one out. “As a matter of fact-”

“Of course you do,” Karma interrupts, snatching the toothbrush from him and marching sourly to the bathroom.


Karma ends up taking the bed upon Isogai’s insistence while Isogai settles himself on a blanket laid out on the floor. At times like this, Karma is reminded of just why he’s never quite known how to approach Isogai. Isogai is too nice, and even Karma feels a little bad for exploiting his generosity.

“Hey, are you sure you don’t want to take the bed?” Karma asks. “That looks kinda uncomfortable.”

But Isogai just smiles that ikemen smile that nobody, not even Karma Akabane, can refuse.

“It’s fine,” Isogai insists. “I can’t very well make my guest sleep on the floor now, can I?”

Karma turns over, facing away from Isogai. He sighs, feigning exasperation, but a fond smile etches itself across his face. See? Way too nice.

“Whatever you say, class rep,” he concedes.

“Goodnight, Karma.”

“Goodnight, Isogai.”

Morrighan headcanon (UPG)

Ok guys follow me on this! We all know that na Morrígu is viewed as a triple goddess or as a set of three, but we also all know that the names given for this threefold idea are not always the same three. It normally looks something like Morrighan, Badb, Macha, Anann, Féa, and Nemain.
Weeeeeeell what if it breaks down into something like this!? Morrighan is simply her title of “Great Queen” or “shadow Queen.” Badb is what she is called when she is in her bird form, because crow. Macha is the name she uses when she decides to be “human.” Féa and Nemain are descriptions of her when she is in her battle frenzy. And Anann is her… Personal name? Or old name?
Anyway, I’m sure plenty of other people have already thought of this but it just kinda clicked for me last night and I really wanted to share!

anonymous asked:

reikuri nsfw headcanons pls

Weeeeeeell well well *crunches her fingers*

-Although people may think that sex between them is rough, it’s actually gentle and sweet. Reiner is aware that he’s very big and muscular, and Historia is small, so he’s a cinnamon roll when he has sex with her

-Historia was not sure how to make a blowjob to Reiner the first time because… well, we can say that he has a monster cock

-Reiner loves to massage Historia’s boobs because they are like small and adorable balloons????

-Their first time was at a party

-Their most used sexual position is the cowgirl, it’s easy for both

-When Reiner let his beard grow Historia likes him to kiss her neck during sex, his beard produces her a mixture between pleasure and relaxation

-When they finish having sex, Reiner usually gives many, many kisses to Historia because they are VERY in love

exrt7  asked:

It was unexpected that someone choose to support Missy After all, there are girls of the same interest that are attractive, do you ask me which side?haha i like nova this will never change,I do all these for her(Not Missy is not attractive

E: weeeeeeell *looks at all the covy art* I mean Nova and Connor were the first created and designed with the other in mind. sooooo it’s a little unfair. that being said, i try to make all relationships complex and deep so really anyone can be paired with anyone or at least seems shippable. 

Martine Aubry : Benoît, il n’a pas besoin d’être numéro 1, c’est l’idole maintenant de… de toutes les femmes françaises.

Me : *looks at French side of Tumblr* WEEEEEEELL

a-simple-rper  asked:

➑ Give us a rough estimate: How much time have you spent on your graphics? (icons, theme, banners, promos, etc)➒ Got any memorable threads on here? Care to mention a few?

Mun questions!

Give us a rough estimate: How much time have you spent on your graphics? (icons, theme, banners, promos, etc)

Weeeeeeell if we are talking icons it literally just takes me a minute or two to edit the photo once I can fine it or find a gif I want to split. Themes take longer, obviously… I just changed my theme up today and getting all the aesthetic lined up and getting everything looking proper took me about…. 2 hours I think? 3 tops? My banner took me just 10 minutes or so, if that, and my promos take about a half hour perhaps. I’m fairly speedy. 

Got any memorable threads on here? Care to mention a few?

Oh my gosh!!! I have so many memorable threads! Like oh my gosh! I think the first one that comes to mind, is the thread with @purple-chemical-clouds where Lyn became a reality. Then there are several threads with @bengalisms, but there is one where we played out Cas coming home severely upset and I really got to explore and really show just how well she truly does know her husband, got to explore just how truly empathetic Emma could truly be. There are a few with @a-simple-rper, and @never-so-bad, and honestly I’m sure there are so many more that I’m not really remembering, but they’re ones that come to mind first. 

Lancea Longini #7

Summary: Modern-day AU where Steve is a college professor whose specialty is WWII. You work for Stark Industries and after leading an excavation of Hitler’s secret bunker, you find an object that was thought to be a legend.
Characters: Nick Fury, Steve Rogers, Female Reader, & Ellie [child OFC]
Word Count: 2,182
Warnings: Angst, making out, and language.
Author’s Note:  
Miss the beginning?  GIF credit [x] Other GIFs found on Google. Tumblr is dumb and won’t let me tag everyone, so I’m sorry if you’ve asked to be tagged and it isn’t working. Please don’t hate me.

“If someone is following us on a Sunday afternoon, they need help.” Steve shot you a wink, kissed the end of your nose, and tugged you up the stairs and into the college.

You shook your head almost violently, protesting Steve’s suggestion. “No. Not a chance.”

“He’s the only one that can help.”

Pointing to the door, you felt like stomping your foot, but thought it too childish. “Nick Fury is an egotistical asshole!”

Steve scoffed loudly. “This coming from someone who works for Tony Stark.” Well, there was no point in arguing that. When you didn’t push the issue further, Steve squeezed your hand and opened the door to Fury’s office.

Nick was standing behind a table, bent at the waist, inspecting…. something. “Do you have an appointment?”

“Are you really that busy, Fury?” Steve’s tone suggested they knew each other outside of academia.

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hyggekrog  asked:

August 31st 🌞 (born and bred atheist here btw 😂)

i mistakenly called you a leo, but you are a virgo. my bad, i get the signs confused a lot, oopsies. 🙃 ♍️

august: what was the worst thing you’ve ever experienced?

i was in a semi-terrible car accident in september of 2015. i was driving home from school and someone pulled out in front of me and went to turn left, and i ended up t-boning them. it was terrifying and scary and i never want to go through that again. (everyone ended up being physically okay afterwards; it was her fault so she got charged, but i was emotionally damaged afterwards, and still kind of am.)

31st: can i talk to you about jesus christ our lord and savior?

weeeeeeell seeing as you’re atheist and i’m an agnostic, i don’t think there’s much to say, lol. (i’m thinking this is supposed to be a joke about jehovah’s witnesses, who come to your door and ask you a similar question, but i could be wrong!)

send me your birthday and i’ll answer the corresponding questions!

anonymous asked:

Do you like Zen?


it’s complicated

i’ve kind of gone through a series of ups and downs when it comes to good ol’ zenny, so i can’t say i definitively dislike him or anything but there are definitely certain traits and habits of his that irritate tf outta me lmfao

at the end of the day his White Knight ™ attitude is prob what irks me the most, though. like i really. really. do not enjoy how he constantly second guesses mc’s decisions under the guise of wanting to protect her, esp in juju’s route.

like, look. she’s an adult. dude can be concerned for her and even express this concern without being so patronizing all the gotdam time?? like throughout the entirety of jumin’s route he’s telling mc that she’s being too nice or too naive and that she should leave and it’s like!!!!!!!!!! pls stop dismissing what mc wants 2do just bc u have this overwhelming desire to save the “damsel in distress” even when she’s not IN distress. ya get me?

BUT w all that said he’s not an all round bad guy, and there are things abt him that i like. for instance: his work ethic, aspirations, his friendship w jaehee, etc. i actually think the route zen rlly shines in is jaehee’s bc he’s more of a genuine friend character than a protective older brother that no one asked for. i also rlly liked him a lot in the april fools dlc! especially after that one ending, tbh. kinda hard not to respect a character that just realized the girl he likes doesnt exist in his dimension / may not be the person he thinks she is, then immediately tries to comfort/reassure her instead of wallowing in self-pity or guilting her side eyes seven

but anyhoo those are my thoughts on zen