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Principal: “My name is Shane, I bring the pain, up from the streets of Agrestic. Bitch, you don’t wanna sweat this. I cap any mother fucker, you don’t wanna test this, b…” [pauses, confused]
Shane: “Bi-otch.” …I got rage in me. This is my way of venting.  
Principal: Well you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.
Shane: Yeah? Well that’s because they’re a bunch of bitch ass white boys!
Principal: …I hate to break this to you, but you’re also a bitch ass white boy.  

Weeds 1x05 “Lude Awakening”

I LOVE SHANE.