weeded out

Private Affairs

-Been actin a fool since I was a fetus
-For the ones trying to stop me I can’t take y'all serious
-Sight beyond sight got seeing all the way to venus
-I got a hustle that could build a new Babylon
-Actin my shoes size and not my age
-In my story of life I’m just trying to get to the next page
-Doubt in my mind got me asking what’s the devils wage.
-Searching for the 5th kind
-If your third eye ain’t open then you’re truly blind.
-Like Colombia’s finest they want us all in line
-Work, Eat, Sleep, keep it on repeat
Playing musical chairs cause I’m just trying to find a sit
-You can’t touch the sun without feeling the heat
-Know your limits, sometimes you gotta slow down to speed up
- I’m drinking from a chalice, while you’re on your third cup
-Dreams of living in a palace, got me chasing balance
-Ambitions of becoming an ascended master
-Speeding up my pace watch the blessings come faster
-Sacrifice is the reason I’m thriving
-I’m just trying to live my life I’m sick of just surviving
Buying shares, don’t ask questions these are private affairs.

anonymous asked:

i need a list of all the stupid shit no one would expect Bitty to do other than trying to pick Tater up on the ice

okay so i had this half written and then didnt touch my computer for a week oops. so a list of stupid shit bitty has done that no one expects despite the fact he is a college student, a hockey player, a boy, and only 21:

  1. shotgunned a beer at 10am the friday before finals bc fuck his life he’d been studying all week and if he aint ready now hes never gonna be
  2. once nearly took out the legs of the dining room table trying to escape a post workout holster by sliding through the kitchen
  3. ate a cold pizza straight from the box for breakfast because he was running late to class and it had been left on the table the night before
  4. nearly fell off the roof while smoking with shitty and lardo
  5. actually fell into the school swimming pool when the current seniors decided they wanted to break into the pool at 3am on a whim
  6. nearly got arrested for trespassing in the park after dark bc shitty decided he wanted to play frisbee in the dark at 11pm
    1. bitty actually was the least likely to get arrested considering he straight up vaulted over a short brick wall and tore down the side of hill away from the cop car
    2. the others were honestly really impressed with his reaction time
  7. did several chinese fire drills with the frogs the last time they drove to providence to see the falcs play (nursey nearly didn’t make it back into the car the very last time)
  8. did a shot of absinthe to prove that his alcohol tolerence was amazing fuck you very much zack jimmermann
  9. woke up the next morning on the cursed couch with a box of mickey d’s chicken nuggets sitting on his stomach and possibly a rash from said cursed couch
  10. bus surfed (as in, balancing in the aisles without holding on not on top of the bus) on the local bus and nearly killed an old lady
  11. rode down the Haus stairs in a laundry basket bc other than lardo and foxtrot he was the only one who would fit (lardo was too stressed and foxtrot has done some stupid shit with the boys but she at least has that much sense)

honestly i could probably come up with more but this was getting long