Conversation at work
- News on radio: "Liberals to announce marijuana will be legal by July 1, 2018 in Canada."
- Coworker: So this mean we'll be allowed to smoke weed on the job, right?
- Everyone: *Look at him with a "are you fucking serious?" look on their face*
- Coworker: What?!
- Me: I wouldn't count too much on that buddy.