Requested: Like Liam starts having nightmares again and he’s so scared that he can’t sleep so he calls Theo and he comes straight over and comforts him telling him everything is okay and that he will stay with him.
Pairing: Theo Raeken x Liam Dunbar (can i be in between ooh wee.)
Well I saw the thing coming out of the tree It had lots of spots, and colored green I commenced to shakin’ and I said “ooh-wee” It looks like a cricket treatie eater to me
It was a green back, white-spot, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater (Green back, white-spot, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater) Green back, white-spot, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater Sure looks strange to me (Green skin?)
Well he came outta the tank and on a pink tree I said “Mr. Cricket Treatie Eater, don’t eat me” I heard him say in a voice so gruff “I wouldn’t eat you ‘cause you’re too tough”
It was a green back, white-spot, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater (Green back, white-spot, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater) Green back, white-spot, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater Sure looks strange to me (White dots?)
I said Mr. Cricket Treatie Eater, what’s your line He said it’s eatin’ cricket treaties and it sure is fine But that’s not the reason that I came to land “I wanna get a job in an all-star frog band”
Well, bless my soul, rock ‘n roll, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater Sticky-toed, jolly ol’, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater (We wear jackets) Friendly little treatie eater What a sight to see (Oooh)
And then he hopped from the tree and he lit on the ground And he started to croak, really rockin’ around It was a crazy ditty with a swingin’ tune Singin’ “bop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom”
Well bless my soul, rock ‘n’ roll, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater Sticky-toed, jolly ol’, jumpin’ cricket treatie eater (So delicious) Jumpin’ cricket treatie eater What a sight to see (Cricket treaties?)
And then he went on his way, and then what do you know I saw him last night on a TV show He was a croakin’ it out, and really knockin’ them out Playin’ rock 'n roll music through the sac on his mouth
(musical croak solo)
What a fantastic song! 😀 Thank you very much! 🐸😀
Tiny is so happy to have a song written all about him! 😊🐸😄
He is definitely a very enthusiastic cricket treatie eater!
He says thank you and sends you 1000 kissies and a washing machine of hugs! 😊🐸😊
No Lies detected. I have an unwritten crossover fic in which Jamie shows up and gives Ross some SERIOUS how to be a good spouse lessons
An in-universe crossover is actually possible… Jamie is only 39 years older than Ross… If, in the last book (is the bee book supposed to be the last one? I hadn’t heard. The title would imply that they’re going to die in it… or someone is…), they were to go back to Scotland by way of Cornwall… (which doesn’t necessarily make sense, but is as reasonable a thing to do in fiction as anything else) they could potentially run into Ross and Demelza before he’s done too much terrible stuff to her.