wednesday and pugsley

Things that are technically “Addams Family” canon whether we like it or not
  • The Family owns Central Park and sometimes lives there
  • We have seen a canon!Female Pugsley
  • Pugsley’s first word was “Help”, after Wednesday threw him down a trapdoor
  • Gomez went to Law School and actually somehow passed and also doesn’t know what the fifth amendment is
  • Morticia was in an arranged marriage to some guy but Lurch accidentally caused his death via toothpick so
  • Lurch has both a mother and a father and at least one of them built him
  • Wednesday was once stalked by a cat
  • At one point the Family had to hold a seance to bring Pugsley back to their plane of existence but stopped halfway through to play Charades with Thing
  • Morticia’s Mother was the Wicked Witch of the West
  • Grandmama had a brother named Jester who liked to play pranks
  • Gomez can be hypnotized by the sound of a bugle
  • Fester somehow had a baby with the Moon
  • Pugsley once wanted a job at the bank so he tunneled into their vaults and started counting money for them
  • The Addams Family have actually met the Scooby Doo Gang; they housekept for them while Gomez and Morticia were on another honeymoon
  • Speaking of which they canonically have had at least 32 honeymoons
  • They also banged during a hurricane definitely more than once
  • Grandmama has a Drug Cart
  • Wednesday taught Lurch how to dance at least twice
  • The Addams Family have an Alligator that has changed genders at least once and though that was probably more of a continuity error than anything I don’t care I love the Genderfluid Alligator
  • Pugsley knows how to drive
  • At one point Gomez was voiced by Scrappy Doo
  • When Pugsley turns “Normal” he becomes an Underwear Intern
  • Wednesday has set fire to the Jehovah’s Witnesses and also a Camp but we all knew about that
  • Grandmama ran a Psychic Hotline
  • There’s a very good chance that Pugsley hatched out of something
  • Wednesday once had a crush on a boy so she tried to guillotine him
  • MORTICIA AND GOMEZ HAD TWO MORE CHILDREN AFTER WEDNESDAY AND PUGSLEY AND NAMED THEM WEDNESDAY II AND PUGSLEY II

EDIT: Since for some reason y’all like this post here’s a version that has sources.

EDIT: FUCKING FINE

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The Addams Family Fan Cast:

  • Oscar Isaac as Gomez Addams
  • Eva Green as Morticia Addams
  • Millie Bobby Brown as Wednesday Addams
  • Jeremy Ray Taylor as Pugsley Addams
  • Dan Fogler as Fester Addams
  • Julie Walters as Grandmama Addams
  • Doug Jones as Lurch
  • Kate Mulgrew as Dr. Greta Pinder-Schloss
  • Robert Sean Leonard as Tully Alford
  • Kathryn Hahn as Margaret Alford
  • Kate McKinnon as Debbie Jellinsky
  • Jack Dylan Grazer as Joel Glicker
  • Gomez: That’s it! You’re grounded. [to Pugsley] No Dynamite for you. Fester, no explosions for you. [to Grandmama] No alcohol for you. And… [to Wednesday] oh my God, is there anything that you love?
  • Wednesday: Revenge.
  • Gomez: No vengeance for you.
  • Wednesday: I was gonna say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.
  • Wednesday: Oh, well, in that case, Pugsley, I suggest you sleep with one eye open.
  • Morticia: Wednesday, what does Mother say about making threats we know we can't keep?
  • Wednesday: Oh, no, Mother, I will keep it.
  • Morticia: Hmm? You heard her, Pugsley. One eye open.