how come there are next to no lesbians in the fantasy genre? how come lesbians only exist in fantasy when it comes to porn and fetishism?
give me a rugged, battle-hardened templar who just can’t being herself to kill the little mage blinking innocently up at her.
give me a princess and a handmaiden who take advantage of the fact that they can sleep in the same bed without anyone raising an eyebrow and spend their nights exploring each other’s skin with their fingers and tongues, and their days stealing touches as they go about their duties.
give me a witch who spends hours creating a spell to help her elven girlfriend transition fully into the body she’s always been meant to have.
give me a pair of queens who rule with iron fists, jaws tight and eyes steely, but fall apart at night under the ministrations of the other.
give me bandits adventuring the country, stopping in cities overnight to rest and steal and fuck and drink, and then saddling their horses and riding off together, matching wedding rings glinting on their fingers.
so i just had a really sad but also happy thought. what if one day harry comes home from a really horrible mission and fumbles with his key so he can get in to see draco and hug him but he’s really, really shaking. There’s a metallic clang as it slips through his fingers and falls to the floor and he sinks with it; his legs are refusing to hold him up for any longer.
He sits there for like half an hour? then his body collapses, dry sobs rattling his whole frame and he doesn’t even glance up when the door opens and a shocked draco rushes to kneel in front of him and hold him while harry tries to limit the shivers that rush through him as he recalls the churning that ran through his body as he lay in wait for yet another bastard that wanted him dead.
Draco strokes the back of his neck and traces soothing patterns on the back of Harry’s hand until at last, Harry inhales heavily and looks up at Draco. There are fresh tears in his eyes as he whispers: “i was so fucking scared draco, i was terrified”. He leans into him, clutching at draco’s shirt like it was a lifeline.
And that’s when draco decides he cant take this anymore. Harry is brave and kind and selfless and so full of love and he doesn’t deserve to ever feel scared again. “Why don’t you quit?”
“I cant, can I? It’s not all over yet.” Harry’s voice breaks as he lets out the pain that he feels each day as he enters a battlefield or a building filled with people who just either expect too much or want there to be a hole where Harry Potter once existed.
Draco takes both Harry’s hands and cradles them like they are the most precious thing to both of them. He lets one finger run round the wedding ring on Harry’s fourth finger.
“Harry, you’re brave and strong and wonderful, but these people you say you’re fighting for, you’ve done your part for them now. You’ve been saving them for years and years. You don’t owe anyone anything Harry, except yourself. You aren’t getting to live anymore, you work and work and at work all you seem to do is have to listen to more reasons people want you dead. I love you so much, and it.., it breaks my heart to have to see you like this. Please don’t stay there if its not what you really want. No one will think any less of you, and I.. I just want you to be happy and safe, with me, for as long as forever will let me.”
A small smile turns up the corners of Harry’s mouth. His eyes are glistening, but there’s a small glimmer of hope that’s buried itself in there now.
“I think I need to owl Mcgonagall back about that teaching position.”
“Once everybody else was gone, I felt, okay, the show was over. “It’s just me and you now,” I whispered to my wife.
I stood there crying and looking at her for a minute. Then I gave Selena a kiss on the forehead and stroked her hand. She looked so comfortable and peaceful lying there in the coffin that I just wanted to get in there with her and lie down beside her, put my arm around her, close the top, and say, “Let’s Go.”
After a few minutes, though, I got the ring out of my pocket and put it on Selena’s wedding ring finger. Then I got down on my knees right there and said a prayer, the tears still streaming down my face, and said my last good-bye.” - Chris Perez (To Selena, With Love)
So I was gonna try and get out some Jared size!kink smutty goodness out today, but it looks like it’s gonna be longer than I bargained for (pun intended)
That will be posted at some point, but for now I thought I’d compile all of my smut fics and series’ with smut into one place so y’all can read away to your heart’s content - got a whole lotta Sam, a decent amount of Dean, and a smattering of others.
Happy Smut Appreciation Day, y’all
Sam x Reader
Soy Un Perdedor- You reluctantly go to a male strip club for your friend’s bachelorette party, but when you get a lap dance from the gorgeous Orion, your opinion of the night changes dramatically. - 5.8k, stipper!Sam, size/height difference
Forgive Me, Father - You find an unusual customer at your workplace, and end up getting more than you bargained for when you offer to take him to a back room. - 3.7k, virgin!priest!Sam/stripper!reader
My Best Friend’s Brother - You’re not prepared when your best friend and roommate’s handsome as hell brother shows up on your doorstep, and you quickly realise the attraction isn’t one sided. - 3.4k, reader gender unspecified
Ask For What You Want - Your husband, Sam, is a big-shot business owner. His employees don’t know what goes on behind closed doors. - 3.1k, sub!Sam/dom!reader
can you imagine being phichit…. you live for six years with this nerd who clearly has the biggest fucking crush on living legend viktor nikiforov and keeps posters of his face plastered on every square inch of his bedroom wall that you share and you watch videos of said godlike skating adonis with him every day after practice, and then a year later your nerd roommate shows up at this figure skating championship with posterman as his coach after you’ve seen them kiss on live television right in front of you and they’re wearing gold fucking wedding rings on their fingers and your mind just has this whispered moment of “what hte fukc”
• Shu enjoys watching you fold your clothes and inhaling the scent of it when you’re not looking. It helps him relax.
• Some shared evenings include him playing a lovely piece on the violin for you.
• In public, Shu doesn’t mind holding your hand. He wants to make sure you’re at his side in crowded places.
• He tends to spill his thoughts to you whenever you ask him what’s wrong. You’re his ear to lend.
• He has developed a strange habit of patting your head affectionately at random times.
• “For a troublesome woman, you are good at entertaining me.”
• Still scolds you at times, BUT he’s learned to take it down a notch.
• Refuses to let you do any housework. He always reminds you that his familiars or the servants can do it.
• Reiji likes to send you to the local nail salon every two weeks. Beauty is essential for a proper lover of his.
• Or if he’s feeling pretty generous, he will give you a manicure and pedicure himself. (He’s so good at it too!)
• Reiji will often send a familiar after you whenever you’re out and about, much to your chagrin.
“Don’t be ridiculous, it’s only so that I can keep an eye on you. I won’t let you out of my sight from now on.“
• Ore-sama’s favorite dates with you include watching basketball games. From high school to the professional ones, he’s always ecstatic!
• Praising him for being/doing the best will always cheer him up after a bad day.
• Ayato tends to glare quickly at others who give you a lingering look in public. He doesn’t like it at all, and will pull you closer as a result.
• This boy will do anything to make you proud of him. He wants to give you the best quality of life.
• Ayato likes to wrap his arms around your shoulders and pull you tightly to his body in private times. It’s his way of confirming his presence to you.
• "Chichinashi, say that you will stay with Ore-sama. You have no right to say otherwise.”
• Kanato doesn’t like outdoor dates that much unless you both visit tea shops or cafes. It helps persuade him out of the mansion.
• He often wants to help choose your outfits for the day; it’s become an obsessive hobby of his.
• On rare occasions, he likes to give you sweets when you’ve been a good doll to him.
• His tantrums have lessened around you, but that doesn’t mean he’ll hold his temper for long.
• Moonlight walks with you surprisingly cause him to open up more about himself. He’s at his calmest too.
• “The moon is lovely like you tonight. Don’t you agree, Teddy?”
• OOH BOY, if you thought Laito’s sex drive was already high, you were wrong. He holds nothing back when it comes to you.
• When you two are not getting it on, Laito likes to take you to see musicals or concerts. It’s his usual idea for date night.
• He’s had to tone down his flirtatious antics for others around you, and the two of you have had multiple fights over it in your marriage.
• Nonetheless, he makes up for it by giving you his full attention and with a few kisses.
• He despises seeing you without your wedding ring on your finger, and often urges you to wear it when in public. (But this is just your way of seeking revenge when he’s flirting with others.)
• “Bitch-chan, where is your wedding ring? Did you lose it? I can’t let you go out without it on your finger. You are mine, remember?”
• Poor Subaru still can’t grasp the fact that you chose to marry him. He always needs tons of assurance from you.
• He knows you can’t sleep in a coffin with him, so he’s learned to compromise and share a bed with you instead.
• You tend to yell back at him during his explosions, so he’s learning slowly to choose which battles to fight in or give up on.
• On rough days with him, Subaru leaves a white rose on your nightstand as his way of saying, “I still care for you.”
• He gets flustered with PDA, but that won’t stop him from having you stick to him when Kou’s around.
• “Oi…just ignore that guy and focus on me. I’m your husband, right? Tch…just stay with me…”
• Kino is always telling you about the latest game he downloaded on his smartphone. It’s cute to watch him get excited for it.
• You two often visit cons or seminars together for a few days as vacation before heading back home.
• When you’re sitting alone with your back against nothing, he’ll sneak over and sit beside you with his back against yours. A comfortable silence is then exchanged between the two of you.
• Though he has a nasty sadistic side like his brothers, he also has an awful love for teasing you nonstop. It can be annoying sometimes.
• Kino is persistent in wanting to change you into a vampire like him. He never explains why until he grows fearful of how fragile a human’s life is.
• “It’s for my benefit that you become mine for an eternity. What? Selfish? That’s not true, you get to have some benefits from it too!”
Zero does freelance web-design on the side ‘cause him and Hubby ™
can always use the extra money. Their building is doing construction tho so he had to visit the local cafe in order to finish Nadwa’s website in peace.
A/N: it’s been forever since I updated this and I’ve been meaning to for so long. I just recently reblogged part 1 and it’s also linked down below so read it there! Hope y’all like this. Request for part 3~
Perhaps this was how your life was meant to be, and maybe it wasn’t as bad as you thought. You parents no longer monitored everything you did and nagged you like before. You practically had the entire house to yourself because you rarely saw your husband in the first place. You got quite far in your career because work became your one and only priority. Therefore, you were quite respected in the corporate world. People knew you were not one to be messed with. Who would have thought you were nothing but helpless in your marriage though?
However, you longed for more.You wanted someone to come home to. You wanted a little you running around the big house to fill the empty space. And more importantly, you wanted the love of a husband. You wanted a family. Was that so wrong?
You found it hard to believe that your parents believed that you were in a happy marriage. They were always meddling in your business, but they didn’t realize that you and Jimin weren’t leading the life you said you were. But as long as they were happy, you could stay in the marriage.
Jimin felt the same too. He owed a lot to his parents. Especially since they weren’t related to him by blood anyways. Jimin’s biological parents passed away when he was just four years old. He was fortunate enough to get adopted into a wonderful family a few months later, not to mention a rather rich family. As he grew up, he was groomed to become the heir to the Park family, but he was also showered with love from his parents. So when the marriage came up, he could do nothing but say yes.
It’s not like he was in love with anyone else to really oppose the marriage in the first place. In fact, he was known to be quite the player. So when he found out he was getting married, he was angry, to say the least. But he would do anything to keep his parents happy, even if it meant he was in a miserable marriage.
-Oh hello, I’m Bruce Wayne, I never have fun because I’m the dark knight, and someone dark cannot smile, like ever, and…
-Are you done ?
-Honey, I’m just warming up.
For the past ten minutes, you had annoyed your husband by (very badly) imitating his voice and just stating all of his flaws (mind you, you thought he didn’t actually have many). You accentuated your annoying behavior by tapping regularly with your fingers on the counter of his bat computer, while he was trying to concentrate. It wasn’t just because you wanted to annoy him that you did it though, he totally deserved everything. He was refusing to accept that he was wrong, and you were right, and it bothered you because that happened way too many times. He hated being wrong. You knew it, this time his stubbornness just annoyed the Hell out of you.
-But I can stop if you…admit you were super jealous.
-I wasn’t jealous Y/N. At all. Why would I be jealous of a guys like that ?
-Mmmm…Because I used to be in love with him and that he’s very attractive and successful ? Funny and smart ?
He refused to look at you, but you saw quite distinctly his jaw clenching. You smiled, oh this was gonna be fun.
Author’s notes: Anyone want some fake relationship fluff? I got u, fam. I hope you are feeling much better, anon!! I really wanted a fluff fic done by Valentine’s pero candy is half off today so I mean, technically the 15th is better than Valentine’s Day.
Reconnaissance missions suck.
You run on a gamble of either getting what you need or leaving the planet empty handed. The mission called for gathering intel on the possible Imperial occupation of an Outer Rim planet.
“In and out,” Cassian tells you once you enter the city.
Pre apocalypse - Negan is very attracted to one of his students;
Y/N. Negan and his wife get invited to their new neighbour’s house for dinner,
only to find out Y/N lives there. 2 part fic, idk how I feel about this. *oc is over the legal age of consent
“But dad! I’m meant to be going out with Stephanie tonight!”
you whined, stomping your feet against the marble flooring, hoping your dad
would fall for your puppy dog eyes but those days were over. “That’s enough,
Y/N! We are the new ones on the block and it’s nice to get to know the people
around us.” You rolled your eyes; you could care less about getting to know
anyone around here. You had made enough friends at your new school, you didn’t need
any more. “But they don’t even have any kids, you said! So why would I want to
get to know any oldies?” you were
annoyed, he knew you’d planned to go out tonight and he was fucking it right
up. “Actually, I know the man who lives there works at your school. So maybe
you could talk? I already know you’ve been annoying the teachers.” It was true.
You were never really one for authority; you hated being controlled and told
what to do. Seeing teachers outside of school was more embarrassing and awkward
than anything else, never mind having dinner with them at your house. You didn’t
want to admit it, but you had a deep feeling of hope that it was that hot new
teacher called Negan.
He was a mysterious man, not wanting to be called ‘sir’, just
Negan. He always had a smirk rested on his face and he could be pretty terrifying
if you pissed him off, you didn’t really want to find out what that felt like
from a personal view. He didn’t dress like the average teacher, always in a
black leather jacket rather than a suit and tie. You had developed a schoolgirl crush, hiking
up your skirts and pulling down your tops to get a reaction out of him. He didn’t
disappoint, you noticing his gaze that fell upon your breast when you were
talking and his eyes wandering after you when you walked away. You had seen the gold wedding band on his
ring finger but neglected to keep it in mind when you mindlessly flirted with
him. So what if he was taken, he didn’t seem to mind so why should you?
You remember back to around a week ago, a conversation
between the two of you that had been interrupted before it got too heated.
“Sir.” He turned
around, looking at the girl in front of him. Her hair pulled up into a
ponytail, black mini-skirt barely covering anything and the tight white blouse she
had on was creating a stirring inside him. She knew what she was doing and he
was letting her do it, he tried so hard to care but he couldn’t bring himself
too. “Now Y/N, you know it’s just plain old Negan to you.” He laughed, turning
around fully, dropping his glasses on the table. “Sorry to bother you, I just
need help with something in the homework.” She walked to the front of his desk,
where he had moved to sit down. “What is it your needing help with?” she opened
the booklet, turning to page 60.
Negan thought to himself, she had turned to the page that read “SEX EDUCATION”.
He swallowed hard, looking up at Y/N, an innocent look on her face, watching
him squirm. “And what don’t you understand on this topic?” he asked, trying to
keep his lustful stare off her pushed up tits that sat right in front of him. “I
don’t get the diagrams, I need a demonstration.” She stated, looking in Negan’s
eyes, watching the lust fill up in them. “Well fuck, Y/N. There’s plenty of
porn on the internet? You look through that, you should get the picture.” He chuckled,
trying to ease them off the topic of sex.
been teaching me for a long enough time now to know I learn best from a practical
lesson.” She purred, pulling the book out of his hands, throwing it over your
shoulder. You began to climb over the desk on all fours, your ass stuck out in
the air, legs crossed over one another. “Y/N, I am a happily married man.” He showed
her his hand, sounding like he was trying to convince himself more than her. She
smiled, licking her ruby red lips she took his hand in hers, wrapping her lips
around his ring finger. She gripped her teeth on the ring, sliding it off his
hand. She took it out of her mouth, observing it. “What she doesn’t know won’t
kill her.” You giggled, pulling Negan towards you by his collar. He leaned in,
your lips just about to meet before a loud knock came at the door. It was the
dean of the school; you rolled your eyes, huffing as you placed the ring back
on his still wet finger. “This isn’t over.” You said, looking at him, waiting
on his reaction.