Our Paladin: Whoa, whoa whoa. Can I hit on the forest?
DM, sighing because our paladin flirts with anything that moves: Roll for charisma.
Paladin:*rolls a nat 20* I hit on the forest!*proceeds to flirt with forest entity*
(Later on, nearing end of session)
Paladin:*has flirted with the forest at least 3 times* Can I marry the forest?
We’ve already planned the wedding. My character’s going to be ring bearer.