wedding bells~~~!!!

things i hate about straight culture
  • 30, flirty and fun ;)
  • night out with the girlies !!
  • making hating your spouse a cultural norm
  • i love the gays :)) gay bars are sO fun
  • i’m not homophobic, i have one (1) gay friend 
  • my girlfriend…….i mean my friend who’s a girl..
  • so do your parents accept u
  • tell us your coming out story!!!!
  • ‘not that there’s anything wrong with that’
  • being mistakenly perceived as gay is the worst possible insult 
  • ‘girl on girl/guy on guy action’
  • wine moms
  • idk i thought 50 shades of grey was good :)
  • ‘i’m not gay, but…’ 
  • missionary position
  • *two babies sitting next to each other* aww they’re in love!!! i can hear the wedding bells!!!!
  • murdering ppl for being lgbt

pastelmogar  asked:

Ahhh, hello! Ive never talked to you, but i really love stardew valley too! Im in my second year and I've decided to romance Emily. She decided to dance with me @ the Flower Dance and now its the day after and! In the mail! Perrie tells me about the bouquet, Emily sent me the letter for her 8 heart event, and Demetrius (my closest friend in game) sent me an amethyst, one of Emily's favorite gifts!! It feels like Perrie and Demetri are playing as my wingmen and I'm so excited about this!!

THIS … IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST i am 100% in favour of top wingmen pierre and demetrius ……. demetri getting all emotional about his best friend’s blossoming relationship …. pierre delighted that the farmer is really finding a home in the community ……………….

Are you interested in watching Adventure Time, but intimidated by the thought of watching 252 episodes? Have you watched the series before, but want to watch again without any filler episodes (unless it’s Bubbline, of course)? This is for you!

After seeing a request in the ATimers tag, I have compiled a list of all the Adventure Time episodes that contain major plot, important backstory, major characterization, and/or Bubbline moments. I have also included optional episodes that I think will increase your understanding/enjoyment of the show (I put the reason next to it; if it says something about being an arc, backstory, characterization, etc., be warned that not watching may make the major plot points of the show a bit more confusing for you). 

I condensed the show down to 128 of the 10-minute episodes (69 episodes if you don’t watch any of the optional episodes). Optional episodes are in italics. Episodes with Bubbline moments, characterization of Marcy/Princess Bubblegum (PB), or major backstory/plot related to Marcy/PB are in bold. Anything with a an asterisk (*) can be watched at any time (order doesn’t matter, though you may still want to watch it in the same season). 

I hope this helps someone out since I spent three hours putting it together! Without further ado… 

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“Prendo quello che prendi te
qualche bicchiere di Chardonnay
piene di ma piene di se ci si rivede fra un po’
vieni alle tre
non ho ancora visto la Tour Eiffel
ti blocco a Malpensa e ci vediamo a Charles de Gaulle
woo
sembrava nulla e invece eccoci qua
tu la mia calamita io la tua calamità
una dose di certezza per le mie velleità
per sempre sarà.

Non servono anelli che ci tengono assieme
perché di anelli son fatte le catene
seppur così presto non ne faccio altrimenti
cuore in arresto
favorisca i sentimenti
nel pomeriggio lasciamo la stanza
io che non dormo sui voli Lufthansa
tu stai ancora un po’, ancora un po’.

Non ho mai fatto il nodo alla cravatta fino ad ora
la vita m’ha insegnato a farmi il nodo alla gola
mi spiace ti sei presa un paranoico d’adozione
per questo ho un problema per ogni soluzione
mm non ci pensi no, faccio un salto nel vuoto dei nostri silenzi
e ti ho detto se mi tocchi stai attenta che ti sporchi
a casa ho un cuscino con vista sui tuoi occhi.

Sembrava nulla e invece eccoci qua
tu la mia calamita io la tua calamità
una dose di certezza per le mie velleità
per sempre sarà.

Non servono anelli che ci tengono assieme
perché di anelli son fatte le catene
seppur così presto non ne faccio altrimenti
cuore in arresto
favorisca i sentimenti
nel pomeriggio lasciamo la stanza
io che non dormo sui voli Lufthansa
tu stai ancora un po’, ancora un po’.”

It’s a [Tinder] Date! (Part 3/3)

Summary: Thinking he needs to find a date, Natasha signs Steve up to Tinder. In Queens, Peter Parker does the same to you. It’s a match!

Word Count: 3,405

Part 1 Part 2

A/N: Almost a month later, but this fic is officially done :D I hope you all enjoy this fluffiness. 

Originally posted by mackievanstan


Work managed to distract you enough to not keep looking at the clock every five minutes. Despite part of your brain telling you that there was no way you had a date with Captain America, there was another part that couldn’t help but to hope this was true. And so, you found yourself daydreaming of showing up to the restaurant and seeing him there. What would you even say to him? What kind of greeting would you use? Would you address him as Captain, or maybe Mr. Rogers, or just Steve?

By the time you got home, you had a few outfit options in mind and made a beeline to the bathroom, taking a shower before you got started on getting ready.

Peter came around as you were choosing between four different outfits you had draped on your bed. He helped you picked the one that was form-fitting, waggling his eyebrows playfully.

“We gotta tease him,” he said.

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