S/O hinting to have sex for the first time reactions? For GOM, Kagami, Kasamatsu, Kiyoshi and Hanamiya? Sorry for so many guys haha
Kuroko would try to keep his face expressionless, but that tiny shade of red would give him away quickly, especially if his partners pays more attention to him. He’d also try to be chill about it, yet would stammer waaay more. He’d want to make sure that his partner really wants to do it and if they know what they’re getting themselves into as well.
Kise would laugh it off because “[Name]-cchi don’t do that or you’ll regret it” until his partner tells him that they want to do it. Then he’d become a real mess. Blushing, stammering, his hands flying everywhere because suddenly he’d be too embarrassed to touch them or just be too close.
Midorima would try to shake it off, with cheeks lightly red, until his partner gets direct with words. Then he’d get red, his ears along and would began stumbling on his own words and sentences.
Aomine would grin because while he has a hunch what his partner’s doing, he’d also be a bit embarrassed. He’d hold them close, his hands wandering over his body and ask if they’re completely sure they want this. While he may look collected and confident on the outside, he could panic on the inside, especially if it’s his first time.
Murasakibara is oblivious, so his partner would come better off with words than gestures. But then again, he may also act oblivious, while he’d know for certain what they’re hinting on. He wouldn’t make a move or anything unless they speak out what they want.
Akashi would try to keep it calm and pretend he doesn’t know what they mean, but would be inwardly panicking while trying even harder cause the longer he plays being calm, more direct his partner could get. The tips of his ears would give him quickly away, along with Akashi averting his eyes, suddenly shy to keep an eye contact.
Kagami would blink before his eyes would widen and push them away. His actions might make them feel a bit down or betrayed, but he’d quickly speak up, saying he’d rather do it on a special day in a romantic way. He’s such a hopeless romantic.
Kiyoshi may look and even act innocent, but his mind….ho boy I tell you. He could smile as his partner tries to give hints, but inside his head he could already think up of a way to make them scream his name. He wouldn’t mind taking relationship to another level, but as long as his partner knows what they’re getting into.
Kasamatsu would blush just by thinking about it so if his partner’s hands began traveling to areas that he almost never thinks of, his face would red like a tomato. He’d stammer over his own thoughts not just words. Out of everyone, he’s the most innocent and purest guys there ever is. But once he sets mind on something, he could become bolder.
Hanamiya would know just by the look in his partner’s eyes. It would almost seem like he knows what they even think about and what they dream. He’d smirk and pull them closer before whispering in their ear; “why don’t you use that pretty mouth of yours to say instead of hinting? You know how much I don’t like going around the bush when you can go straight to it.” Needless to say, he’d be the first one to make a move if they began hinting.
You cannot convince me that Percy did not, PERSONALLY, ask Hestia to attend his wedding as a patron, instead of that b*tchy-hag known as Hera.
Like he approaches her at camp, everyone else watching behind him all confused, while he asks her verbally to attend his wedding, with a basket of gifts and an envelope invitation to his wedding to sit in the front row with the parents. And Hera isn’t even allowed on the wedding’s premises.
(Hades and Persephone are also invited, they bring Cerebrus)
Hazel is the flower girl and Nico is the ring bearer.
GOM and Kagami being really jealous because their S/O has otaku guy friends lol
Kuroko–It’ll be a bit hard for Kuroko to be jealous as he himself likes to read manga and watch anime, though he’s hiding it. But then again I only see him as someone who likes to watch/read more psychological and mystery, sometimes even horror, so if anywhere that’s where he could end up jealous, especially if his partner likes to watch more comedy and shoujo than anything else. Despite that, he’d still try to join the conversation even if he has small idea of what they’re talking about.
Kise–is another person, who likes anime. Unlike Kuroko, he’s not even trying to hide it. He has a poster of his favourite character pinned on the doors in his bedroom and hell he even has a soundtrack or two, if not whole collection, on his phone. Seeing his partner talking about anime to a guy (?!) all his senses would fly through the window and immediately pipe in even if he has no idea which anime/manga they’re talking about. Be sure he’ll definitely check it out when he gets home.
Midorima–wouldn’t really mind and it takes a lot to make him jealous. He prefers books, so he doesn’t really understand what’s so good about anime/manga Midorima pls. If his partner and the guy talk constantly between breaks and even when they were supposed to study, he’ll speak up. He’ll be more annoyed and irritated, but not entirely jealous. He’s not the type to be and show jealousy, but even if he is, he wouldn’t mind speaking up either.
Aomine–honestly wouldn’t care much. Sure his partner likes to talk to other guys about different things and not for long, so it could quite surprise him if he sees his partner with the same guy for A WEEK about SAME topic. Like then, THEN he’ll speak up and glare at the other. No one’s allowed to be by their side longer than necessary so how he managed to slip pass his radar, he has no idea, but he’ll start keeping an eye on them.
Murasakibara–It would be a bit different with Murasakibara. In some way he’s similar to Kise, showing his jealousy easily, but he’s the type to not admit it. He doesn’t like it if he has to confirm something that’s so obvious. He does knows a bit about anime/manga, but not to the point to talk with them. And whenever he sees them together, he’d just pull them by hand and walk away no matter how much they whine and pout. He wouldn’t listen to them, but it would be seen and known he doesn’t like it.
Akashi–I believe Akashi would be the one most calm about this. He’d let his partner have their freedom and hide his jealousy well. He’d smile and ask a question or two when he doesn’t understand or know something. Now that’s where it could also depend. While he may hide it well, he could be very possessive in front of the guy. Be sure he wouldn’t hesitate to hold their hand, pull them closer to his side, wrapping arm around their back, anything that could tell they were taken and that any kind of game, to be with them longer, wouldn’t be tolerated.
Kagami–I can see Kagami being very frustrated. 1) because while he loves his partner and he knows they love him back, at some moments he hates how easily he can think of worse things (from them not loving him to thinking if he wasn’t even enough for them); and 2) while he likes anime as well, he rarely talks about it. He’s the type to listen on such occassions, but if his jealousy really got him to the bone, he wouldn’t hesitate to pull them away and ask if they can spend more time with him and less with their friend.
hcs for how Akashi, Kuroko, Midorima, Takao, Kagami would propose marriage to girlfriend?
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Kagami, Kuroko, Takao and Midorima Wedding Proposal Headcanons
-In grand style. Damn, this boy doesn’t know how to
restrain himself when it concerns you.
-He starts planning it five months before. He thinks
at least six different plans, looks at more than a hundred rings and drives
crazy all of your friends because it has to be perfect.
-I don’t know why, but I believe Akashi would love
Paris so, he’s going to bring you
there with the excuse of a “weekend to relax”. He has booked a table on the
Tour Eiffel for a romantic dinner.
-At first he would have liked to do it in public because
the world has to know you’re his, but in the end he freaks out at the last minute.
For the first time in his life, he’s scared and has a million doubts. What if
you don’t accept? What if you say no? What if…
-he waits for when you two return to the hotel, in a
luxurious room with a double bed covered in red roses and with candles giving
everything a soft atmosphere. You understands there’s something off but try to
wait for him to speak, a bit anxious. He asks you to sit down and then plays a beautiful
piece, which he has written for you, with his violin.
-As soon as he finishes, he slowly gets on his knees
and pulls out the velvet red little box and proposes.
-He cries when you say yes and you have to repeat it
two times because he can’t believe it.
-The ring is an elegant gold circle with a small,
refined red ruby. It was his mother’s.
-One day he’s walking back home (to you) when he passes
in front of a jewelry and sees a silver ring with a small ruby. Something
simple, pricy, but…he thinks of you. He suddenly thinks that it would look good
on your finger. For the rest of your lives. And since he’s very impulsive, he
buys it on the spot.
-And now he’s in your apartment, the pretty box hidden
in his sport bag and he’s starting to feel nervous because realization is
kicking in. What was he thinking? He has to…propose now, right? He looks at
you, comfortably sprawled on the couch in his baggy t-shirt. You are waiting
for him to have a shower and then eat together.
-During the dinner, he’s more clumsy than usual and
blushes on his own; it’s funny but you’re a bit confused. He’s actually
debating inside his head if it’s a good idea or not: he knows he should have planned
it before and maybe he should wait a more proper occasion (Momoi is gonna kill
him for sure) but now that he has thought about it…he wants you now. He wants
to know if you’re going to be with him forever immediately. He needs too. He
doesn’t understand why he had never thought about it before.
-It’s only after you’ve washed everything and you’re
going to your room that he finally finds again his foolish courage. He grabs
your wrist to stop you and make you face him. He blabbers something
unintelligible, becoming redder and redder
-When you start giggling, without understanding, he
clumsily falls on his knee and pulls out the box.
“P-please marry me.”
It’s out of nowhere. Totally absurd and unplanned. You’re
unprepared and you would have never thought he was going to… but you feel tears
in your eyes as you nod frantically. You jump in his arms and he laughs
relieved, picking you up and spinning you giddily. He kisses your cheeks, your
lips, your hair, your neck…he feels drunk and quickly carries you to the bedroom
like a princess.
-He wants it to be in a comfortable, romantic
atmosphere. Something private but sweet. And he wants it to be a surprise.
-One evening, you come home and when in you enter in the
dining room, he has prepared the table for two, with candles and a bouquet of
red roses in the middle. He appears behind you, making you jump. He takes your
coat and leads you to your seat.
-He has cooked a simple but delightful dinner. He’s
usually not very good, so he has asked Kagami to teach him and spent three
weeks practicing. They are all your favorite dishes.
-You two eat calmly, chatting and giggling like usual.
You feels a bit excited but don’t want to make assumptions. It’s comfortable,
familiar. Kuroko can’t take his eyes from you and has a soft smile on his lips
that makes it difficult for you to focus.
-Before the dessert, he calls your name, stands up and
moves in front of you. He kneels and takes your hand.
“SO, I know that maybe it’s too early, but I can’t stop
myself. Will you marry me?” and shows you a silver ring with a small diamond.
His hands are trembling and his face is flushed. You throw your arms around his
neck and, caught by surprise, he falls on the floor hugging you.
You repeat “yes, yes!” in his ear like a chant, like a
promise, and he hides his face in the crook of your neck. You can feel his
tears wetting your skin.
-He’s excited and scared about it at the same time. He
wants it to be special.
-He brings you to a park for a midnight picnic under the
stars. He has brought candles, flowers and your favorite sandwiches. The two of
you lie down on the blanket, curled against each other, and whisper jokes and
talk about anything and everything at the same time.
-His heartbeat is faster than usual and he seems
nervous and hyped, but you can’t quite understand why. At some point you start
a tickling fight and it ends up with the two of you rolling in the grass and
laughing like crazy.
-At some point, he manages to pin you down, still
panting and giggling. He has his hands beside your head, his cheeks are red and
his piercing eyes are glinting like the stars behind him. He takes a deep
breath, resting his forehead against yours.
“Wouldn’t it be fantastic if we could stay like this
forever?” He asks you with the brightest smile he has ever shown and your heart
“Marry me, SO-chan!” His voice is filled with fondness
and desire. Maybe a bit of fear too.
Everything stops. Time, world, people. It’s just the
two of you.
You cup his cheeks and kiss him, crying and laughing
at the same time.
“Yeah, let’s stay like this forever!”
-He later gives you the ring. Silver and simple, but
shining as he is.
-you end up sleeping outside, hugging under the clear
completely lost about it. You two had already joked about getting married, but
since you were still studying you hadn’t take it seriously. Now, he
realizes that it’s the right time but doesn’t know how to do it. He. Is.
Panicking. So he watches videos and tutorials, asks his friends and…in the end decides
to go for the most simple, direct plan.
-I can imagine him buying the ring (silver with an
emerald), planning a romantic dinner in a good place and then…then messing
everything up because he’s a clumsy dork.
-You two are preparing to go out for that “surprise”
dinner and he’s searching for the ring box of the ring. It’s pure bad luck, but when he
finds it, he exults and the box slips out of his hands. It rolls down the floor
in the exact moment you enter to ask him if he was ready. It’s instinct: you bend
down and pick it up. Midorima screams internally but it’s too late.
-It’s slightly open so you see it. You freeze
immediately, mouth open and wide eyes. It can’t be true.
“Oh my God.”
Midorima is paralyzed, blushing like crazy and feeling
You look at him, your brain finally catching up. When
you see his face you realize that yes, it’s true. It’s true.
“YES!” you scream, suddenly rushing into his arms and
knocking him down. You two fall on the bed and you squeezed the hell out of
him, who stutters unintelligible things.
“L-let me at least ask you first,” he finally groans
covering his face, deeply embarrassed.
“Ah, yes!” you thrill rolling off him and sitting on
the edge of the bed, looking at him expectantly.
He stands up wobbling, takes the box and kneels trembling.
He clears his throat.
“SO, would you marry me?” he asks stuttering and
nearly fainting even if he already knows the answer, yet he manages to look into
your eyes. He’s serious. Midorima wants to marry you for real. This stiff,
clumsy, strange dork wants to spend the rest of his life with you.
You feel like melting and tears stream down your cheeks.
“Yes, a hundred times yes,” you whisper, nodding overwhelmed,
and stretch your hand to him. He gently puts the ring on the right finger.
Perfect size, obviously.
Midorima looks at it for a second, before kissing it
“Sorry, it should have been diff-”
“It’s perfect,” you interrupt him opening your arm, “It’s
And he hugs you, matching tears shining in his eyes.
-You then go to the restaurant and then for a walk
under the fireworks planning and dreaming about your future.
-You are going to mock him forever for this night, but
you wouldn’t change anything.
Your hands trail lightly over the gossamer cloth that shines in the light. The silky dress slips between your fingers; so light, so delicate. Small, crystal beads litter the surface like granules of sugar. Intricate white lace spreads over the surface as captivating as a butterfly and as fine as a spider’s web. The embroidery snakes down the skirt to pool on the floor in a thin, floral based design as a veil of the same making sits on the small shelf suspended over the dress.
Seeing such a magnificent piece of clothing creates clashing feelings of wanting and wavering. On one hand, your selfish side wants to wear the dress, and feel what it’s like to adorn such a work of art. On the other, you feel as if even touching it now is marring the surely long hours dedicated to sewing just a few inches of this treasure.
Well, it’s okay to be a little selfish every once in a while.
Being the two year girlfriend of Akashi Seijuro, it isn’t unusual for you to spend the night at his home after staying so late to just hang out. However, you usually reside in a separate guest bedroom at his father’s request. (Akashi has snuck into the room on some occasions, but that’s a secret.)
Night had fallen not long ago, and you were expecting to travel the same path to your room until you were notified that it, along with some other various rooms, is being remodeled. Thus, a maid of the residence led you towards a completely unknown bedroom to yourself.
”Your clothing has been transferred to the closet, and you’ll find your bathroom supplies within the conjoining restroom.“ She had said. You thanked her as dismissal, and she soon abandoned the closed door to dabble in her nightly chores.
Barely even a minute after the heavy door fell shut, you were heading towards the closet to collect your pajamas. A nice, warm bath occupied your mind, and so you were especially hasty to find the wear. Once the closet was bathed in the dim glow of your bedroom light, you caught sight of an imposter.
At the farthest side of the closet, separated from your own clothing by a wide gap, was a hanger. It’s occupant was covered away from your sight by a white, zip-up bag of leather. Naturally, your curiosity grew to an astounding height, and you quickly pulled the zipper down; watching the shield fall to the ground to reveal the mystery inside.
And that brings us to now.
Carefully pulling the dress off of the hanger, you walk it over to the bed and gently lay it down on the mattress with its back facing up. Laced buttons run the length of the torso, and you undo each one delicately as if they would snap off if you tugged too hard. When the dress is ready to be worn, you discard of your own clothing.
Goosebumps appear over your bare arms and legs, and it makes your skin hyper-aware of the soft garments gliding over them. With the dress hanging from your shoulders, you tiptoe to a full body mirror in the corner and use it to aid you in re-buttoning the back. When the last button slides home, you face forwards with breath held; as if mentally preparing yourself. You then turn around and stare at your reflection.
Of course, the fit doesn’t perfectly match your bodice. The chest is slightly bigger, and the waist is a little snug. The skirt seems to be too close to the floor. And yet, it still seems to look amazing despite needing adjustments.
You’re not sure how long you had been staring at yourself, but it must have been a while when a knock came to your door.
”_____, are you in the tub?“ Your dear boyfriend’s voice mumbles past the wood.
”No.” You respond, and you watch the entrance open through the mirror until Akashi steps inside. His gaze falls over you immediately, and it’s as if he’s frozen. Shuffling uncomfortably, you face the surprised teen.
”I…probably shouldn’t have worn this. It was in the closet, and it looked so gorgeous, I just had to try it on.“ You sheepishly admit.
”…it is a gorgeous creation, isn’t it?“ Akashi mumbles to himself as his heterochromatic stare skims over the dress.
”If it’s not too much of a hassle, uh, where did this come from?” You inquire. Akashi’s eyes meet your own (E/C) ones, and he blinks.
”It was my mother’s.“
Your mouth seems to lose all of its moisture, and you let out a surprised cough before frantically speaking.
”I’m so sorry, Seijuro! I knew I shouldn’t have put it on-oh gosh, just leave for a second so I can take it off-”
You stop when you notice that he isn’t even listening anymore. Instead, Akashi wanders over to the closet and gingerly lifts the veil off of its shelf.
”A wedding dress,“ Akashi mutters as he stands in front of you, “is not complete-”
He raises the headdress and places it upon your head; partially blocking your vision with the cloth.
”-without the veil.“
For a moment, there is silence. Then, the shuffling of movement is heard as you attempt to drape the veil over your head; giving you a clear view of Akashi. Your hands are stopped, though, by a pair of larger, familiar ones.
”No,” Akashi declares, “don’t move it.”
His tone of voice, as strong as usual, seems to crack at the end. Your eyebrows knit together, and a defiant question is voiced.
The word drifts through the air; twisting and turning in a rhythmless dance before alighting on Akashi’s ears. The lace might have been playing tricks on your eyes, but you swear you saw his lips twitch upwards to a degree.
”Because, _____,” he responds, “my orders are absolute. I am absolute. And to see an absolute man weep would be unacceptable. So as long as you don’t see it -as long as no one sees it- it is as if it never happened. I would normally have a better grasp on my emotions, and yet; seeing you, someone whom I love with all of my heart, adorning the same clothing that my beloved mother wore so long ago, I am not entirely sure how to react. It’s as if all of my control has disappeared.”
Hearing those words from Akashi makes your own eyes glossy, and you instinctually wrap your arms around his shoulders; pulling him in for a long embrace as his chin rests by your ear. You ignore the feeling of tears hitting your shoulder and soaking the fabric.
”In a way, I suppose this is all well.“ He mumbles. “I’ve seen it. I’ve lived this experience. Now, I’ll be able to compose myself the next time.”
”Of course. Now that I have witnessed the dress on you, I’d rather not see it gracing the body of anyone else.”
Hey may i have a scenario where Takao walks home with his crush?
While writing this, I realized I suck at fluff. OTL -T-chan
It was late in the evening. You walked in silence, side by side with a boy from the basketball club. Takao Kazunari, you found was his name, and he was unusually quiet from his loud and cheerful personality that you didn’t miss in the hallways of school. He was from neighbouring class, so it wasn’t hard to point him out. You found him rather funny and interesting, but you also didn’t miss the way his eyes would look at you, when he thought you weren’t paying attention.
“So…” Takao was the first to break the silence. He went with hand through his hair and laughed, looking to the side. “How was…your day?” You could hear him curse under his breath and you laughed.
“It was fine.”
He was so obvious.
“Yours?” You looked at him, soft smile spreading over your lips.
“Same as usual.” He replied, now grinning. He put hands in his pocket and stared at the ground, suddenly more interested in it than at anything else.
You chuckled and shook with head. “Congrats on winning the game.” You said, knowing he wouldn’t say anything for a while.
His eyes shot at you, wide and surprised. There was curiosity that you spotted in them before he grinned and laughed seconds later. You looked in front of yourself, feeling rather glad you managed to get him out of his nervous shell that he seemed to get into whenever he was around you.
Your hands were at your side and you wondered how it would feel if you held his. Smiling while listening to Takao’s day at school and teasing Midorima, you soon reached your house. It passed too soon and you wanted to be with him longer. You stopped in front of the gates and looked at Takao, who was smiling.
“Welp, this is where we part…apparently.” He laughed and looked away, his eyes shifting into regret.
Tilting head to the side, you wondered what could possibly make him regret. Did he regret not taking your hand instead of tucking them in his pocket? Did he regret not speaking earlier and rather walked in silence?
Before you even realized it, you leaned closer to him and kissed him on the cheek. His eyes widened and he looked at you. Realizing what you just did, your cheeks heated up.
“F-for…uh…w-walking me, eh, heh…” You coughed and looked away embarrassed for kissing him right in front of your house. You felt your hands sweating and ran cold while blood rushed in your legs, tempting you to run away. What if your parents saw it? You wouldn’t live it down.
“I-it’s okay!” Takao quickly said and you looked at him surprised. “I-I mean,” His cheeks darkened. “Uh, I … uh” He was at loss of words.
You chuckled before it turned into laughter. Takao joined you and you felt at peace. Your heart was still beating against your chest loud and fast and you wondered how he didn’t hear it. Yet it was a nice feeling that surrounded you both.
“Thank you…” You smiled at him.
His lips stretched into wide smile. “See you tomorrow?”
You nodded. “Tomorrow.” You couldn’t wait till tomorrow and you could see he couldn’t either.
Takao nodded and turned around, walking down the street. He kept taking glances back at you and you played that you walked inside only to hide behind a bush near. Once he was sure you were back ‘inside’ he jumped with right fist in the air. You laughed and covered your face in embarrassment before peeking once more. You weren’t exactly sure what those moves meant, but you knew it was Takao’s way of happy dance.
I can't access emojis right now but would u mind doing all of the emojis from the character head cannon ask meme for imayoshi please? Ty!
☾ - sleep headcanon :
Imayoshi only turns to napping if he’s really tired. Because he’s basically lost in fatigue, there’s a 99% chance that he forgot to take his glasses off. Anyone that happens to walk by should expect Imayoshi snoring away with his glasses placed in the most awkward position on his face.
★ - sad headcanon :
Though he didn’t really expect to, Imayoshi shed quite a few tears after the 3rd years’ last match. The whole thing seemed pretty unsettling for him.
☆ - happy headcanon :
Imayoshi got to a point where he debated whether or not he should continue playing basketball in college. When he decided to go through with joining STRKY, he couldn’t help but to feel it was one of the best choices he’s made.
☠ - angry/violent headcanon :
MAN IMAYOSHI IS THE TYPE OF GUY THAT SMILES WHEN HE’S PISSED. IT’S ACTUALLY PRETTY SCARY YOU MIGHT PISS YOURSELF IN FEAR????
■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon :
He’s a surprisingly messy liver. Clothes are strewn around the room, books meant for studying (not necessarily used as much as they should) are tossed about, random objects are scattered in the most bizarre places- really though Imayoshi clean ur fucking room.
♡ - romantic headcanon :
Imayoshi practically loses it each time his s/o steals his glasses. He’s actually a bit hesitant to admit it, not wanting to give his partner the satisfaction, but he finds the action incredibly adorable of them.
♥ - family headcanon :
There’s nothing Imayoshi loves more than teasing his sister to pass time. While she finds it extremely bothersome, it’s just a strange way the two bond.
☮ - friendship headcanon :
He’s probably the best friend to go to for an out-of-nowhere hangout. Basically just text him that you wanna meet up and he’ll text you back right away asking where.
♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon :
Imayoshi has a huge interest in psychology. He takes pleasure in learning about it, or straight up messing with people’s minds.
☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon :
The only reason why he dislikes spontaneous people is because they’re difficult to read. If there’s one thing Imayoshi truly loves is being able to wade through people like a book. Impulsive people lack “easy readings” in his eyes.
▼ - childhood headcanon :
One of his favorite childhood memories is the countless times his father took him on an overnight fishing trip. Imayoshi claims that there’s nothing better than being out in the open sea and being able to fish out all the possibilities. (wow very poetic)
∇ -. old age/aging headcanon :
if sOMETHING EVER GOES WRONG IN THE FAMILY OR SOMETHING FISHY IS GOING ON, ALL THE MEMBERS WILL IMMEDIATELY GLARE AT IMAYOSHI. ( “graNDPA” )
♒ - cooking/food headcanon :
Imayoshi is an utter mess when it comes to cooking. The only thing he can make without completely screwing it up is rice. Even then it might taste a little sketchy.
☼ - appearance headcanon :
This man has the loveliest dimples you’ll ever see in your life.
ൠ - random headcanon :
There isn’t a person alive who could successfully lie to Imayoshi. He’ll catch you even before you decide to lay one on him.