asexual easy company
I was thinking about this the other day and now I need to write it down. here’s a list of Easy Company men that I could totally see as asexual. (obviously I could probably make an argument for each man in easy company but here are the ones that seem most obvious to me)
I give you the Ace Squad™
I have always had this lingering thought that ace!eugene made all the sense in the world. kind, loving and affectionate, he just doesn’t get why sex is such a big deal? tbh it confuses him a lot, what do you mean people fixate on that sort of thing?
just wants to be loved and romanced, and look after his ducklings is that too much to ask?
idk I could totally see him finding other things way more interesting than sex and he’s just like *shrug* let’s bake a cake or have a water balloon fight instead
is ace/aro and he is literally so happy with friends and his blanket, why complicate things? anyway he likes sleep better than people
appreciates emotional & romantic connections to a profound level, but sex just doesn’t enter his mind. who needs it when your souls are entwined so closely?
is tired of being treated like a sex symbol when he doesn’t even want sex. pretty people aren’t obligated to be sexual and thats a lesson he’s proud to have learned and be able to share.
just does not have any desire for that, sorry not sorry. he’s not into the mushy romantic stuff either, but he wouldn’t say no to a best friend that also lives with him for the rest of his life and does domestic-y things like adopting a kitten but hey its whatever
I could go on, and I probably will at some point, but anyway, those are my go-to ace bros. let me know what y’all think, and if you have an BoB ace/aro headcanons!