The Signs as Quotes by Patrick Star
  • Aries: "East? Oh. I thought you said Weast."
  • Taurus: "Are you Squidward?.... That's okay, take your time."
  • Gemini: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • Cancer: "Liar liar plants for hire."
  • Leo: "FINLAND!"
  • Virgo: "I am not a krusty krab."
  • Libra: "Firmly grasp it in your hand."
  • Scorpio: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
  • Sagittarius: "Where's the leak, ma'am?"
  • Capricorn: "MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
  • Aquarius: "When in doubt, pinky out."
  • Pisces: "Leedle-leedle-leedle-ee!"