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Hetalia Countries As Random Spongebob Quotes pt. 2
  • N.Italy: MY LEG!
  • Germany:
  • Japan: Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly
  • England: IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD!!
  • America: You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
  • France: I love you.
  • China: Well at least I still have my personality...
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • Sweden: FINLAND.
  • Denmark: East? I thought you said Weast!
  • Norway: I hate all of you.
  • Finland: That’s his.....eager face. (referring to Sweden)
  • Iceland: I made it with my tears.
  • Belgium: CHOCOLAAAATTTEEEE!!!!
  • Netherlands: ME ONE MILLIONTH DOLLAR!
  • Greece: She's a purebred.
  • Turkey: How do you spell you're not my friend?
  • Cuba: HAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!!!
  • Canada: The door is locked...and the only way to get out is through.....THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT....
  • Australia: It's not just a boulder...IT'S A ROCK!
  • Austria: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
  • Prussia: Not until 4:00
  • Hungary: If I were to die right now of some sort of fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay.
  • Estonia: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair!
  • Lithuania: Now that we’re men, we change our underwear!
  • Latvia: Hi. I'm very ugly
  • Romano: GO AWAY YOU DUMB, STUPID ANIMAL!
  • Kuroko: You mean to tell me that we've been going in the wrong direction this entire time?
  • Akashi: *tries to save himself with a joke* But I'm pretty sure we were going.. WEAST! Ahaha.. ha.. ha..
  • Kuroko: *leaves*
  • Akashi: No wait! Baby! Come back! Sweetheart?! Muffin cake?!
  • Kuroko: Don't talk to me!
The Signs as Quotes by Patrick Star
  • Aries: "East? Oh. I thought you said Weast."
  • Taurus: "Are you Squidward?.... That's okay, take your time."
  • Gemini: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • Cancer: "Liar liar plants for hire."
  • Leo: "FINLAND!"
  • Virgo: "I am not a krusty krab."
  • Libra: "Firmly grasp it in your hand."
  • Scorpio: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
  • Sagittarius: "Where's the leak, ma'am?"
  • Capricorn: "MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
  • Aquarius: "When in doubt, pinky out."
  • Pisces: "Leedle-leedle-leedle-ee!"