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Hetalia Countries As Random Spongebob Quotes pt. 2
  • N.Italy: MY LEG!
  • Germany:
  • Japan: Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly
  • England: IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD!!
  • America: You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
  • France: I love you.
  • China: Well at least I still have my personality...
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • Sweden: FINLAND.
  • Denmark: East? I thought you said Weast!
  • Norway: I hate all of you.
  • Finland: That’s his.....eager face. (referring to Sweden)
  • Iceland: I made it with my tears.
  • Belgium: CHOCOLAAAATTTEEEE!!!!
  • Netherlands: ME ONE MILLIONTH DOLLAR!
  • Greece: She's a purebred.
  • Turkey: How do you spell you're not my friend?
  • Cuba: HAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!!!
  • Canada: The door is locked...and the only way to get out is through.....THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT....
  • Australia: It's not just a boulder...IT'S A ROCK!
  • Austria: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
  • Prussia: Not until 4:00
  • Hungary: If I were to die right now of some sort of fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay.
  • Estonia: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair!
  • Lithuania: Now that we’re men, we change our underwear!
  • Latvia: Hi. I'm very ugly
  • Romano: GO AWAY YOU DUMB, STUPID ANIMAL!
Directions
  • <p> <b>Yuuri:</b> sorry I'm late to practice, got a little lost on my way here.<p/><b>Yakov:</b> lost? Didn't Vitya send you the directions?<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> he did.<p/><b>Yakov:</b> so why are you late?<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> he told me to go weast once i stepped out of the train.<p/><b>Yurio:</b> at least he didn't tell you to go nouth.<p/></p>

The diference between Mudarse and Moverse (which both mean “to move”) is pretty easy to distinguish, once you know what you’re looking for!
Mudarse is used with a sense of permanence, as in moving to a new country, or moving out of an apartment.
Ej: Ella se mudó de una casa en España a un apartamento en Argentina. (She moved from a house in Spain to an apartment in Argentina.)
Mover is used with temporary movement, as in literally to move and shift around. Moverse (reflexive) can be used in the weast way or in a figurative sense of knowing ones way around.
Ej: Ella se movió muy rápido al otro lado del cuarto. (She moved very quickly to the other side of the room.)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine has the best cold opens ever, so i’d thought id make a list if my faves… so without further ado…

• “a big ol Diane Weast infection” has to be one of my all time faves.
•"i don’t think Charles is talking about the oldest perp he arrested" (the quote might be wrong, oh well?) this kills me every time
•"the full bull pen" is also amazing
•"HOT DAMN" is another personal fave
•"cool present babe!“ Is hilarious aka Amy’s bomb scare
•Holts dance off also cracks me up…

Feel free to add to the list

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