[i have another one, of course] imagine using cute lil pick up lines on james like "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back." or "Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me." how do you think he'd react?
HE WOULD EAT THAT SHIT UP. Gosh, he’s such a sap. The thing with James is that he’s very affection depraved. So he would love all the cheesy things you say to him because it’s your affection. It makes him feel all gooey inside.
And he’d be a total nerd and reply in that dumb accent of his too.
“What’s this in your hand, James? Oh, it’s my heart.” And you’d pretend to take it back.
And he’d be like
“Why’d you take it away from me, darling? I stole it for a reason.” And he’d pretend to yank it away from you.
So lame. He’s so lame. Just omg