Neo Yokio Quote Starters

Change pronouns accordingly

  • “What up city be-OTCH? Haven’t seen you in a long time.”
  • “What are you doing after school? Come to my apartment and we can get high and have a fashion show.” 
  • “I love being in public when my hair’s…WET. I feel like a gucci model.”
  • “You know what? you don’t deserve this big toblerone.” 
  • “I gotta go. Snacks are ready.”
  • “Her withdraw from society fills me with unease.”
  • “My world has become cold iron”
  • “I’m done searching for meaning in the aesthetic cycles of commodities.” 
  • “Couldn’t even find the body. He’s probably being dragged around the Atlantic in a tuna net, like a dolphin!”
  • Water. Ain’t. Weak. Yo”
  • “Sorry to disappoint you sales clerk. But the universe is dictated by forces far greater than field hockey.” 
  • “I don’t know what it is about a well decorated apartment. But it makes me wanna smoke.”
  • “Today’s special is squid ink fettuccine”
  • “Well, that IS the most melancholy pasta.”
  • “Dude that was creepy as fuck son.”
  • “Oh that is BULLSHIT. I’ve been waiting to get the house for YEARS. I’m gonna pimp it out it’s gonna be sooo flyyy”
  • “Hahah- My Style- is NOT conservative.” 
  • “Girl you are wearing khaki’s RIGHT now.”
  • “I could look for CLUES in his apartment.”
  • “The ONLY worthwhile thing about you… Is your taste in luxury chocolate.”
  • “I had a dream a toblerone was in trouble….and that toblerone was YOU”
  • “Do you have a PROBLEM with those swim trunks?”
  • “A run in with my ex and my uncles funeral on the same DAY? Good lord I need a drink.” 
  • “Fuck that and FUCK my dad.” 
  • “You think you’re so much better than me because you fight demons??”
  • “I LOVE water, without water there’d be no nautical fashion.” 
  • “YEAH. That’s your problem, you don’t know how to treat ANYONE well.”
  • “Well that’s enough vaping for me. I’ll see you around.” 
  • “Communism forever!”
TF2 fic idea #2

What if Respawn had no range, and was not shut down? Just think of the post-war scenarios. 

Imagine Spy getting killed in one of his missions, making his enemies feel like they’ve gotten rid of their problem. Then Spy comes back a WEEK AFTER looking hella pissed off and rambling about how far New Mexico is. 

Imagine the Medic needing to escape his enemies but getting caught. All he needed to do was shoot himself and reappear in Respawn. The government would note that he committed suicide, though. 

Imagine the Scout getting killed in an alley or during hazing, then meeting up with the Doc in New Mexico, who was busy making fake papers with fake info about him.

Imagine the Doc agreeing to go with Scout back to Boston, so that the lad would have an excuse as to why he was still alive and kicking.

Imagine the Scout crashing his own funeral.

“Wow doc would ya look at that? There’s a buncha people in my house! Are they havin’ a party without me?”

“Herr Scout, this does not look like a party.”

“They went with some emo theme too! Almost everyone’s wearin’ black!”

“Herr Scout, listen to me! It vould be best if ve vould leave for now and come back - “

“Oh look there’s my ma! HEY MA! LEMME HELP YA PASS DOSE FLOWEHS!”


anonymous asked:

I'm gonna guess Shiro is your favourite Paladin but who's your second? ^^

AHahah! You mean it’s that obvious? 

I am pretty biased for that amazing wonderful black wearin’ boy… And his white floof! Oh the floof! And he is just so–like god I love that boy! 

Originally posted by martianmanhuntter

But coming in at second would be–drum roll please!!

Originally posted by doopity

The pretties blue clad boy in the entire universe–Mr. Lance McClain. 

I mean look at that face! While ya’ll were rooting for Galra Keef  I’m just that one person holding out for some Altean Lance. Like he’s just so pretty, he could be a space elf right??? ahahahahaha! 

On a more serious note though, I legit relate to Lance all the time. He says the wrong thing, he struggles to find his place, he’s not sure if he’s good at anything. But he tries so freaking hard! He spends season 2 damn near friendless–which we have all had those moments! Like–if nothing else his tenacity, dude! And I feel like the real Lance is the boy that helped Pidge collect enough change out of freaking FOUNTAIN so they could buy something she wanted and related to from home. Or spent like an hour talking about how great everyone else is on the team to what he thought was Slav.  And when he’s trying to get people to like him-he all of sudden starts spouting off how amazing and handsome and blablbah he is. Because he doesn’t know he’s great. He’s trying to convince everyone else. This is the boy that fought tooth and nail to drag himself up from Cargo to Fighter class. I am so eager to watch this boy grow up. 

Because I sweat to god, this boy’s a comet, and I’m telling ya, one of these days he’s gonna light up and burn so brilliantly. And I’m so excited to see it. :)


DC (Suicide Squad) One Shot

Characters: [GENDER NEUTRAL] Reader x Harley Quinn + Chato Santana, Floyd Lawton & Rick Flag

Warnings: Mentions of violence, swearing

Request: “can you write an one-shot about your “ imagine Harley accidentally knocking you down, a civilian, because you were wearing all black and she thought you were one of Enchantress’ monsters ”, thanks.” - Anon

Word Count: 909

A/N: Original gif imagine is here [x] !

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Y/N: Hey, get off of me!

Harley: Jesus! You’re a human!

Y/N: Obviously!

Harley: Well you shouldn’t have been wearin’ all black and sneakin’ around the streets like that, haven’t ‘cha seen those crazy monster things? *stands up* Hiya, I’m Harley Quinn.

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swapdancepapyrus  asked:

👶 (have at thee, a scared, paranoid baby wearin a black onesiee has come!)

Papyrus bent down to the scared looking child, frowning. “WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE BY YOURSELF? WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?” He looked around for anyone who could be looking for a small child. Seeing no one, he gently scooped the child up. “HERE, I SHALL FIND WHOEVER YOUR GUARDIAN IS! NOT TO WORRY!”

anonymous asked:

Do you know the fic where Dan really loved Phils leather jacket but Dan didnt like wearin black bc it messed up his aesthetic So phil dyed a leather jacket pink and wore it so it would smell like him it was really cute I would love to read it again!

Does anybody know?


K so I love how Days/ KH2 Riku kinda has that (wearin’ the black trenchcoat n, combat boots hes got a sensitive side but ‘stay away from my daughter’) vibe while KHDDD Riku has that (stuff him in a handsome sweatervest and take him home to mama hes got good grades but he got his dress-shirt sleeves rolled up ) kind of feel i have no idea where i got this train of thought from but I’m enjoying it immensely