A scared priest held at gun point. On Junkrats side there is only bombs with faces. On Roadhogs there’s his pachimari and pigs. Very beautiful. I want it. Junker wedding. But Roadhog and Junkrat style.
🙄So we just finished another shoot and they called her again to postpone the competition, this is the 3rd time they did this btw so Na’na is getting a little annoyed at this point. Don’t mind her aggy face though, she won’t be like this for long. I’m gonna take her out for lunch because just like me, I know food will cheer her up, especially AUTHENTIC tacos and chicken rice bowls!!!😊
Have a good day baby’s!!!!!😘
I was really happy with how this one turned out so I figured I’d post it a little early.
So in this Alternate Universe @moringmark , @spatziline and their pet pig move into the Diaz’s neighborhood. The two quickly befriend Star and Marco, and join them on their adventures (with hilarious results). Also, Mr. and Mrs. Diaz love them to bits. Sugaritos are their new favorite food.
What I Learned on My Food Animal Medicine and Surgery Rotation
You should always wear earbuds when working with
pigs. They can be LOUD.
Apparently I have zero cognitive function when
checking on ICU patients at 4am in the morning. Go figure.
You could probably take a cow’s intestine out,
step on it with muddy boots, put it back in, and it would be fine. They are hardy little critters.
Don’t EVER take off needle caps with your mouth,
or touch your mouth with poopy hands while working with cows. You will get
crypto (fecal-oral zoonotic disease that will give you the poops for week), and
you will die. (not really but you
will want to die).
A rectal palpation (to check pregnancy or other
organ status) is not as gross as you think, but is way harder than you think (“Is
that squishy thing the cervix or the rumen? What about the other squishy thing
near the possible squishy kidney?”).
If a cow has feet problems, then a common way to
examine them is to put them in a rotating table where they are on their side
and their feet are easily assessable. Seriously!
No matter how hygienic I am, I am constantly
worried I will get a zoonotic disease. Crypto, Brucella, Q fever, oh my!!
Blood draws from pigs commonly occur from the cranial vena cava and is a mostly blind
stick. How. Terrifying.
An Alpaca’s young is called a cria, and alpacas
giving birth is called criation (pronounced “creation” I kid you not!).
Taking a blood sample from a caudal tail vein is
easier than one might think.
- You really shouldn’t drink unpasteurized milk. There are SO
many diseases you can get that pasteurization prevents.
Sheep and goats have rectangular pupils.
Some alpacas are freaking drama queens.
A lot of cow surgeries can be done with them
A real accomplishment of the day would be to not
leave the hospital with rumen juice, alpaca spit, or poop on my coveralls/face.