weapons of self destruction

Well, it was a long day. I had to cheer myself up so I grabbed my (dying) graphic tablet.

The quote is from Robin Williams’ stand up from 2009 (Weapons of Self Destruction). Best pickup line EVER! Robin, thanks for putting a smile on my face. The world misses you so badly!

I still catch myself thinking about you. Not just at night, even in the daytime. Sometimes you are my first thought in the morning. This has happened since forever. No I have not forgotten you. That seems impossible. And for a fact, I know it is. But I promised myself I will make space for my future. Which doesn’t involve you, no matter how much I want it to happen. I guess this is why love has always been a weapon of self-destruction.
—  Excerpt from a book I will never write #1107 //  @coffeeinmyvein
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Robin Williams - Weapons Of Self Destruction (by mslokater)

LMAOOO. Automated phone menus.

I miss human contact even on the phone for directory assistance it’s like “City and state please”.

Washington D.C.

What would you like?”

Constitution Hall.

Did you say Kennedy Center?

No, Constitution Hall.

Did you say Cogressional Ball?

No!. It starts to become like the miracle worker. Constitution Hall.

Did you say cocksucker?

No I didn’t say cocksucker!

Would you like to talk to a person?

Fuck yes!

If you’d like to talk to a person press one

[He acts like he is dialing on a phone]

Beep!

If you’d like to speak to someone in English press two

Beep!

Are you sure you don’t want to talk to someone in spanish? Press three

Beep!

Press four if you’d like to move to the next menu

Beep!

Press five if you’re getting somewhat irritated

Beep!

Press six if you’re my bitch

Beep!

Press seven. You know you want to

Beep!

Press eight daddy. Do it

Beep!

Press nine!

Beep!

What are the chances of talking to a real person? Zero! press it!

Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEEEEEP!