weak pokemon

may-tine  asked:

I noticed that archies face sharpedo scar is right over his eyes, so what if archie was blinded by the injury that gave him that scar. He tries to hide it when hes in public cause hes this powerful leader he cant show such a big weakness. All his pokemon are probably seeing eye trained too

So Sapphires super human abillities include;

- Super strength

- Super scent

- Super hearing

- Incredible sight

- Holding her breath for abnormal amounts of time

- Incredibly strong intuition ability

- The ability to kick “Guile” halfway across a room

- Being able to sense someones presence just by their emotions

- Being crushed by her Aggron and being all good

- Falling from a rocket during takeoff and also being all good

- Comunicating with the equivilent of God through a gem stone

- And seeing dead people

At this point, nothing can suprise me anymore.

Sapphire is OP and I love her for it.

A lot of people who don’t play pokemon tend to think that pokemon are forcibly kept in their pokeballs. This is really not what happens in the vast majority of cases. Most of the time, pokemon can leave their own pokeballs. We’ve known since Yellow Version when the player’s Pikachu refused to use its pokeball that even weak pokemon can leave their balls. In Sun and Moon we meet this Machamp, who refuses to use a pokeball for reasons I won’t spoil.

Why do we have to catch pokemon then? Because the ones that pick fights with our teams are the ones that want to get strong through battle. We prove ourselves worthy of training them by catching them, it’s their test for us as trainers (~“to catch them is my real test”~). They could leave if they wanted.

Pokeballs just happen to be a tremendously useful thing. It makes them easy to carry and they don’t have to walk around all day. It makes it possible to use the PC system, too.

Every single pokemon character is autistic

Every single one. Like maybe there are some nts but only like one percent.

Evidence:
- it is a social norm to not make eye contact unless you are going to battle
- most trainers specialize in one type aka special interests
- no small talk. It is acceptable to introduce yourself by talking about whatever the fuck is in your mind and then going straight into a battle
- speaking of which, that youngster that says shorts are “comfy and easy to wear” totally has sensory issues that make him hate jeans
- random ass npcs will infodump you on miscellaneous aspects of the game. That o-pin guy in x/y totally has o-pins as a special interest
- all the player characters are partially nonverbal, they can usually only say “yes” and “no”, and they use scripts to order their pokemon in battle (names of moves and stuff like “the foe is weak! Get ‘em (pokemon name)!” No one finds anything notable about this or anything wrong with it
- the reason battling is turn-based is because many/most people have slow processing time and it’s considered honorable to respect this and allow your opponent to time to think
- the emphasis on collecting/trading and how it’s such a common hobby in that world.
- Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of pokemon, is autistic
- I’m sure there’s other evidence I’m forgetting

But basically this is canon and no one can convince me otherwise

GUZMA IS MY BOI

THAT FUCKING GOLISOPOD HE HAS WAS PROBABLY A WIMPOD AT SOME POINT RYT???

AND THE ONLY WAY TO CATCH THEM IS BY CHASING THEM AROUND NEAR SOME BEACHFRONT AREAS AND JUST

THE THOUGHT OF HIM SPEEDING AROUND THE SAND TRYING TO CATCH HIS FIRST POKEMON IS JUST SO CUTE??? WTF IM IN LOVE???

(or alternatively: he sees the wimpod being picked on/about to get eaten by some other pokemon and being the sweet bad boi that he is, saved that tiny ass bug bc only HE can pick on tiny ass bugs you feel??? but in a loving ass way)

Incineroar Gijinka; Tigraz

finallyyy;; here’s my gijinka of Litten’s final evo Incineroar by the nickname of Tigraz (also called as Az) 

he has a really fiery personality and bold of course and well tbh he’s really afraid of water ( occasionally though xD) he also a best friend of Koodie :D

hope you like it <3

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