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High School AU (No Bullying!) Masterlist

A Flash Before the Line Gets Blurry - phansdick

Summary: Dan gets dared to date Phil Lester, a guy from his school who only dates people for seven days before breaking up with them.

A Smile For Two, So I Can Share It With You - ravehowell

Summary: Dan wonders about how Phil Lester’s name echoes around the classrooms but no one ever speaks of his smile.

Beauty And The Geek - placentaandllamas

Summary: Dan and Phil are both fairly popular but in different clicks and the school ships them.

Can I Even Complicate Your Breathing? - phansdick

Summary: Punk!Phil listens to Pastel!Dan sing on his windowsill every night.

Can We Fast-Forward ‘Til You Go Down On Me? (ao3) bukkake-howell

Summary: AU in which Dan is horny in class and Phil sucks him off in the bathroom.

Everything Led Back To You - tadachans

Summary: First place in the high school art show isn’t even that big of a deal, or that’s what most of Dan and Phil’s friends say. And, well, they’re not wrong. It’s probably just the competing that Dan and Phil like, but they won’t ever admit that.

Girls/Girls/Boys - daniactuallysnuffledthatpopcorn

Summary: Dan discovers that his thing cheerleaders turns out to be a thing for just one cheerleader.

I Can Feel You On My Lips All The Time - crescendohowell

Summary: A high school au in which Phil is shy and prefers keeping to himself.  But Dan bursts into his life with loud laughter, constant swearing, and promises that Phil’s not sure Dan’s prepared to keep.

Key To My Heart (ao3) fivepixelphan

Summary: Dan is a loner, who spends his lunch breaks in the music room writing his own music. He dreams of having people listen to his music, and hopes to inspire. Phil, who sits opposite him in Music Class, discovers Dan’s talent one lunch break.

Life is Just a Classroom - chocolatesaucelester

Summary: Phil is bad at math and Dan is more than a pastel color wearing genius, he just needs the right person to see that.

Marching To The Sound Of Love - iloveminecraft807

Summary: Dan is a freshman alto sax player, and Phil is a junior snare. What happens when they meet? Will Dan like Phil? Will Dan figure out that he’s not straight? Or will it all fall to pieces?

Nevercraft (ao3) - insanityplays, notanannoyingfangirl

Summary: When Dan joins a high school computer club, the last thing he’s expecting is to fall in love with an MMORPG, and the mysterious guy who talks to him through the keyboard. Still, when he finds out his mystery guy might be closer than he thought, Dan can’t help but be intrigued.

The Reject - blueberryphancakes

Summary: Dan might be a little bit in love with his best friend, but it’s okay. Phil doesn’t get crushes, at least as far as Dan can tell, so Dan has spent the last two years pining in secret while learning to accept the fact that Phil might never see him the same way.And it’s fine. It is. He feels lucky to have Phil as a friend at all, and he is perfectly happy to keep things the way they are. But things are bound to change when he finds some pretty convincing evidence that Phil does get crushes. And, as it turns out, boys who look like Dan are exactly Phil’s cup of tea.The only problem? The object of Phil’s affection is Dan’s twin brother.

Can We Fast-forward 'Til You Go Down on Me?

Title:  Can We Fast-forward ‘Til You Go Down on Me?
Word Count: like 1.5k
Genre: smut ((high school phan AU fuck to the yeah))
Tags: high school!AU, blowjobs, public

hola.
so i’ve managed to pull a thing out of my ass in the midst of the beginning of the school year.
i didn’t edit this/have anybody do it for me so there’s probably 9283423 mistakes.
the title is from new perspective by panic! at the disco. great song, highly recommend. 

(can be read on ao3)

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  • what she says: im fine
  • what she means: what the fuck is beebo up to this time? he has told us that new perspective was about suckin mad dick but now he's saying its about moving? how to you explain all the sexual innuendos them? "i feel the salty waves come in/i feel them crash against my skin"? sounds like you just got squirted with the juice bruh. "can we fast-forward 'til you go down on me?" sounds like you've been sucking this dick for a long time huh, you want someone to suck yo dick. "i know there's no more that need be said/when I'm inching through your bed/take a look around instead and watch me go" like this is so obvious that you're having the sexy times with a dude (probably ryan) so stop lyin. i understand you love sarah and whatever but dont fucking lie to us brendon
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i’m aware that this post is a little late but i found it hard to sit down and write it. so here we go.
i think if you’ve looked through my blog, you can tell pretty much right away that i am a huge rwby fan. i got into rwby right when the first red trailer came out, and as soon as the white trailer came out, i was totally hooked. something about weiss’ design and trailer resonated with me and i was super hyped for the new series to come out.
fast-forward to when the series actually started airing, i was super happy with it, despite the the shows flaws and the negative feedback many people were giving it. as soon as weiss opened her big dumb mouth, i knew she was the character for me and i had to be her.
my friend alex and i worked on our blake and weiss costumes over the course of a few months, making sure the details were just right. we debuted our cosplays at anime boston and we had so many rwby fans coming up to us and just sharing the love for the show, which was totally amazing.
a little while later, i secured a one-day pass for pax east. knowing roosterteeth would be there, i was excited to wear my weiss cosplay and meet some of the cast in it. i eventually ended up meeting lindsey (who is the biggest sweetheart ever) and the rest of the crew, who all signed a huge rwby poster for me. a few hours later, i heard a rumor that monty oum was going to be at the booth, and i rushed over so i could thank him for creating a show that influenced my life so much.
as soon as i got to meet monty, i rushed out a fast “i-really-love-rwby-thank-you-so-much-for-it-do-you-think-you-can-sign-my-dust-pamphlet??” and monty was so gracious and kind towards me, complimenting the craftsmanship on my cosplay and thanking me for watching the show. i couldn’t contain my excitement all day after that; i totally felt like i was walking on air.
when i heard the recent news about monty’s passing, i was really crushed. i thought back to the day i met him and how happy our interaction made me. i still feel like i’m processing the news even now, a week later. monty created so much in his life and he brought so much joy to many fans of his works. i’m forever thankful that i had the opportunity to see him in person before this tragic event. rwby still is such an important series to me and i know that i’ll hold that with me for a long time.
rest in peace, monty oum.

I was ghosted by a guy I went on two dates with and really liked. We had amazing chemistry, talked about meeting up for a third time, and then he went and unmatched on tinder and I never received another text from him. Things were going well with another match so I just let it go.

Fast forward to last week (two weeks after the ghosting) he sends me a text that says “I disappeared”. I said “yeah you did” because I can’t leave things alone and he asked to make it up to me by taking me to dinner. I had plans so I turned him down and thought that was the end of that.

Two days later I’m standing at a bar at a networking event and I look over and there he is, standing next to me ordering. He buys me a drink and I’m cordial, but leave him to mingle elsewhere. Most people move to a bar after the event, and I run into him again there. We end up chatting all night and all the chemistry is just as strong as the first two dates. He insists on walking me to my car at the end of the evening and kissed me. I drove to his apt, we made out, and I stayed the night, but he never made a move to hook up.

Two nights later he invites me over again and I’m bored at a party, so I go. We talked all night and slept in the same bed, but he never once made a move. I stayed most of the next day and we were just talking and laughing like old friends, so I guess that’s what we are now. He invited me over later that weekend but I was out on other dates, so I couldn’t go.

I have no idea what to make of this guy.

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New Perspective - Panic! at the Disco