What I think of the signs
((And if u can’t tell I’m a sagittarius))
Aries: Bed. Now.
Taurus: Nice butt.
Gemini: I’ll let you be my plus one anytime.
Cancer: Let’s cuddle and cry over fanfictions together.
Virgo: MOM MATERIAL.
Libra: Would go gay for.
Scorpio: Alright so you guys would probably murder me in your mind like, three times if we ever met but I would still blow you a kiss from across the room anyway.
Sagittarius: If we are not brothers then I don’t know what are we.
Aquarius: I command you to spank me.
Your dumb puns turns me on. You’re ok.